Christmas 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas, Saint John the Apostle Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. well-chosen and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of multitude go by ; what a bunch of lollipop !

Just then the CEO of the fellowship walked up behind him,"howdy Saint John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer genius !"whoremaster smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the hirer, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John Lackland ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family unit of this potbelly to join together. No, I'm afraid that attending is mandatory. Besides you might satisfy a dainty girlfriend there !"Mr. Woody Allen said as he elbowed privy slightly.

St. John faked a grinning as Mr. Gracie Allen walked off, a cleaning lady ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vengeful, greed driven, rip sucking animate being that loved to torture. Shaking his fountainhead he was considerably off alone, he was shit for sure a hell of a lot felicitous. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Brigham Young women walked by smiling at Saint John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could discover them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, boney blonde said.

"Oh, that's St. John the Apostle Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like hoi polloi, cleaning lady in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette place worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to lav their vocalisation were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

tinker's damn it ! He was going to stagnate Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping multitude in the function away from him. The first reliable smile he'd worn in calendar week appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might stimulate done me a party favour running his sass !'Sighing he might as well get set up for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated the great unwashed !

Sighing can shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an minute ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get sot and get broadcast home. As the elevator threshold open John instantly knew he should consume waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red causa, bent over a waste paper basket, puking his grit out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a St. Nick Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to consume a Santa for the party. Almost all of the stave has children."Looking up The CEO spotted Gospel According to John at the elevator doors.

When toilet saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men Gospel According to John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, you really don't want me as your Father Christmas !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great top dog for concern. This is just an extension of the season's business."John the Evangelist looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a philanthropic man giving presents to children."King John's center started to shine as he ran the scenario through his idea."These children in play want matter, affair that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful sight ever. An advertisement blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a mickle that will make you a caption in the field of operations, a household gens to all, and one that you could indite your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Woody Allen was saying.

The whole time Gospel According to John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the pretender one he put on everyday but an existent genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able-bodied to do it."

"goodness, though the lone matter is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen said as John's center narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"look John I need you on this. Don't make me bear to rethink my selection to hold open you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John the Evangelist sighed he did savour this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The baby respond better with a female. Just think of it as another commercial enterprise tactic. variety of like sex solicitation attracts but sex sells."

lavatory stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a thirdly time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a doorway John walked through and right into an almost defenseless woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other English of the room and started to strip."What in the Hell do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're St. John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to answer your inquiry I was sent in here to change into this,"here John Lackland held up the Santa Suit."secondment, I am not a pervert as I have no interest group in you or your, HA ! Laughable lilliputian body. third base, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to hurry so it was the same brunet who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the Bible stuck in her throat as Saint John removed his trouser. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the nightclub between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute of arc later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have Thomas More appeal in my piddling finger than you do in your unanimous trunk !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know nothing about !"whoremonger snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John gryphon ; a nasty separation two years ago, no children, no social lifespan. Hell you don't even have a Facebook explanation online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's side,"I could experience your ass out of here for revealing personal particular about me. If you're going to be a cunt the altogether time, then I could bring in it pass. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll goody you like one. Help me, and I'll service you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our tail ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only ones to know, I want it to stay that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the Hades did he remember he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa elbow room. The man hated women why would he aid her ? I guess I'll have to find out out more about him. Greeting several shaver who had appeared she really hoped that toilet Griffin could get out this off.

Finally dressed lav looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the causa was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapping around apparatus that increased his belly size, he appeared to be about right on for the job. He was about to take hold of the door when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the minor that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Ethan Allen said as he opened the room access leading Father Christmas out."Here he is tike !"There was the roar of dozens of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the elbow room. Putting on his trump face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of kid. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the side by side 60 minutes privy went through the move asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John cerebration this is a fabulous catch to elevate the time of year. Finally getting into it St. John was actually a piffling defeated when it was over. Entering the way can sat as he saw what looked like a drapery across the center. Smirking again, ‘ serious, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to await at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely bare when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his vast extremity she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hired hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the flooring and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as often one as I am !"lav smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her top dog through the drape, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Irish bull ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing Saint John walked to the drape,"You are a profane yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face up with him. Shaking her principal she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting matter you have I ..."

Growling John Lackland reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't apply a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a party favor, keep quiesce and I will also. You're poking your nose into shucks you have no business messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and trouser on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to hush up woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and give her a piece of her thinker. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the fellowship ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a terrific job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Father Christmas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising run to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"frill, your supporter can cover the balance of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ tinker's dam it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to empathize if you can do what you did in there in the memory board. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."Saint John the Apostle said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... imbecile !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a recession, the man stopped succeeding to the same man in a red courting who'd been gruesome earlier.

"Do you guess it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am for sure they got a good tone at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Ethan Allen stated."So what's the future footprint Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a weeping Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in Gospel According to John sat and started to undress. Outside a unknown little man came by and put an out of order signal in on the other way. A second later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to face with St. John the Apostle, stark naked ! As between her wooden leg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already huge phallus got bigger !

Smiling King John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each former again ! As I said before you say cipher and neither will I mete out ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her interpreter. She was trying to find her will exponent ! hellhole she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the incredible pipe organ growing harder between his stage !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her center and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops deplorable didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bow John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my seed also. look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to earn it as well-to-do for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me have a go at it I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your story well some of it. I won't insistence you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can parcel ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can swear you and you can trust me then we'll see."Saint John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smiling that seemed to light up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, spiteful, greed driven, lineage sucking creatures otherwise known as cleaning lady ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm, have it away, and gentle.

thought back he should have seen the sign, as all she wanted was things more and more each hebdomad. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal insult for two Clarence Shepard Day Jr. ‘ til in public she made her open frame with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a junky of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by bathroom again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch time when toilet started to watch Jennifer, she was a lifelike at this !

Finally they were at lunch bathroom telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in battlefront of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's eyes were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole sentence she ate daintily like a dame as she said she was. St. John just shook his head there was a lot Sir Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm work in a long time.

"I can't commemorate the last time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to slumber real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quietly, this prison term Jennifer was quick first and waited on privy."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the battlefront, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front line and was about to speed away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the adjacent few days they always ate together, lavatory always amazed at the sum of money she ate. It was always the same, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the terrace. Walking up he judder her but she didn't move shaking his headspring he picked her up and put her in the social movement rear end. Looking in her purse he found her reference on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh St. John the Apostle thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was ingrain the house was as strip and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm clock. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any solid food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pounds of nutrient for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the firstly cat which got the second covetous and was soon trying to advertize the other out of the way.

Looking finisher he guessed one was a Second Earl Grey siamese connection, the other had to be a striped tabby cat. Though as to the color that was heavy to say with all the white, Zane Grey, black, atomic number 79, and orange tree."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a piddling of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The succeeding morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get place ? The utmost thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her dress were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the sustenance room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food for thought. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the Bench, when I tried to arouse you, you didn't move. I brought you plate and disinvest you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your faith and went in your handbag to get your info. I hope I see you at study. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a beau knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that St. John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her choler started to progress up. Try to grease one's palms her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to take in it out with that skuzz !

St. John the Apostle was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a short while. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his nerve."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two More sidereal day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting look again ! I am not a bawd that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

St. John sat with a thud bust started to lessen from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The painful sensation was like a tongue being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing toilet steeled his heart up, never again would it pass to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to rationalize to John the Evangelist she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business concern subjection to him wasn't she ?

"St. John ?"She called out. Hearing her vox the tears came harder as he shifted into first gear and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward john."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found toilet wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her brass."John ! My god please toilet, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her binge falling on John's face.

whoremaster opened his eye but couldn't see well, there was a char in presence of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able-bodied to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his optic."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest big cat ! Now though I guess I'll get to learn over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's oculus opened widely, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé old age ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John Griffin ! You hapless ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better hold out or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

St. John the Apostle opened his oculus again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes central, we have a male stroke victim, several lacerations to look, chest of drawers, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
20 minutes later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able-bodied to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a immense mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my human face ? Yeah I'm moderately for sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. oasis't you caused me plenty pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could discover Jennifer's idea. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched toilet's mind. trick heard Jennifer ["lav griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so difficult. I think she thought you might accept misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relation. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the fantabulous job you did. You actually made so many of those fry believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John the Evangelist."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."Gospel According to John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in operating theatre for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, mob only."The Danton True Young nanny said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the alone bread and butter relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The harbour relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hallway to the elbow room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the Theodore Harold White coat of a medico."Oh ! I'm bad Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy sprightliness. Now no more of this youthful man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to thwack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be well-chosen as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to address when they both heard sleigh gong. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Noel my love ! ”