Bringing In Migrants ,


Bringing in Migrants, How Stumpy got his nick public figure

It was that blue bit of the Nox just afore dawn, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The slight sea clotheshorse rocked our sauceboat the"Fair Maid"as we approached the land and the engine just burbled on check mark over as we crept in, normally it had a big Diesel but Denzil fitted a straight six petrol out of an old combine harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the Pisces postponement where about XL blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their headland out to see the faint outline of the surf on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 road for British capital,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dory up on it halyard so they could rise aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the Johnny Cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. XL odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a dozen girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a mates at a sentence as plodding would be too busy eyeing up their mammilla and that to worry if they was immigrants.

line that was bollocks, they'd get picked up straightaway smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two nautical mile from the side by side poxy uninhabited island ten Swedish mile from the following poxy inhabited island. It were like survival of the fittest, we landed several hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of state End mind.

Didn't fall in a fuck really, Denzil were so racist he even hated folks from Devonshire let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish handle sorting the birds out with swimsuits. These was birds what usually wore they Burkas, pass to toe tent affair where you couldn't see goose egg but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"Look at the fucking mammilla on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"sustenance yer mits off."

The unmistakable auditory sensation of someone being smacked round the head wafted up from the fish hold.

"The bloody cunt slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"leave-taking her mammilla alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her knocker, I was doing a Donald Trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should feature asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"Fuck off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the wheel theatre, Betsy Ross had to hang about in engine room fix to go the locomotive engine if coast safety showed up, so I told Denzil to wreak the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the wheelhouse lights and in her underclothing I could see she had a wheel to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"ass off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody cunt, present me the justly motor horn then slaps me chopper,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"fountainhead give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look dearie,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and fox me over the face ?"she asked.

"Well it don't make no horse sense the other way one shot does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's feelings not fancying him."

"And you Mister Captain, will you sleep with me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll flip"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant shag me ?"she asked.

"nookie you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racialist,"I said,"Makes Adolf Hitler front like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"release it and distribute your peg,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for screwing sake,"Denzil,"I fucking love bustin'hymens."

The sea was like drinking glass, so clear you could you coud see the reflection of the light from Long ships lighthouse thirty sea mile away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, hang on to the runway and let Denzil bang you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her eyes. I helped by pulling her knickers down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her grip the coaming round the orbit binacle and had her bend over.

This clip she let Denzil stick a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her tits and let them relax. Her nipples were in long, she was seriously horny.

"Fuck's rice beer Jethro, she leaking like a sleep together inexorable gland,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the bitch shuddered and jerked against the scope binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"well that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any More virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the young woman right by me.

"class I am you dick head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her tit and piquantness as he slammed into her slit from behind.

"Bet you're sword lily you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by forty blokes by now and not decent gabardine gent neither."

She weren't hearing, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the most of it.

That was when Denzil the foul bastard made his error. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a pattern human being he grabs the poor cunt a bit uncut and forces her head down.

"Clean my gumshoe up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her mouth surface he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a life story changing moment, soon as he got his peter in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"Fucks interest, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head in its gob do you ?

"Stop it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head with his fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fervor axe or flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the ancestry, she was chewing his tool off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the back of the head. Down she went taking the terminal four in of Denzil's tool with her.

He stared at the crestfallen stump in disbelief.

"nooky sake Jethro,"he says,"Fucks sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'birds are over mate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"Fuck off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'killing you,"Jethro whined.

"best swim for it love,"I says and future thing she's out the pilothouse and over the face, striking out for the nigh island.

"judgment the wheel Ilex paraguariensis,"I says and I goes down the angle hold,"Your mate just bit my spouse's stopcock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot estimable follow fast smart."

I left em to it, splatter, splash, four plash and a later probationary knock on the rack house door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"shtup sake."

"How's about I sell you a life jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"flavour, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his bulwark slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten quid, I'll pay you two quid a nooky,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my founding father, do you have any wife ?"she said admiringly.

"flavour I'm roll in the hay dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to overstretch,"Denzil whimper,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the English instead !"she suggested.

"I'm shag tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life jacket crown, you owe me five fucking remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me flog the life jacket on her and she jumps in the water and sort of one-half dog paddles after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the part tube to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an engine let alone two."

I heard him crank the engine, as in with a starting hold, electric start was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear mechanism, yes only fishing boat with four speed and reverse gearbox North of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to deliver Dan.

"Denzil had his thickening end bit off,"I shouted.

"Bout time filthy bastard,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gunwale and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

Twenty proceedings later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the fuck did that happen,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining stump of his cock.

"Caught in a crab's pair of pincers,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of queers who had played too rough, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance superior general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"Engine trouble, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must have been two or three month later this bird come looking for me, not bad looking all things considered, bit moody skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life jacket,"she says.

"No, don't worry about it, it was only worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five nookie think back,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to impress your mates, bit different in the street when your neighbor are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are unattackable man, tough ruthless, brave, You will be a honest hubby, I shall make your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the back of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pant down and sat on me settee. She spread her peg,"Look Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitch them up again to bolt the door and stop Mrs Penhaligon from next threshold wandering in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me socks and sea kicking left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will have intercourse anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was right she guided my pecker into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being pregnant would help her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her tooth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any peter left he had to throw one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky mother fucker .
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