Ancient Rome, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at mate ?"Mark Anthony shouted above the hue and cry of a busybodied Italian capital morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Mead and a new hatful of Angle slaves."

"Sounds good, I'll tell Julie,"fall guy Anthony replied.

"Call me Julie again and your principal will join those of the Boche on the spindle above the metropolis gate,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right keep your pate on,"Mark Anthony replied,"Do you count on they got any Virgo Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a sauceboat with a clump of randy Oarsmen, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the slant phone call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"Mark Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a veritable bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, heavy, cracking compexion, neat in the sack but she bathes in Equus asinus Milk and stinks like a flaming donkey,"scratch Mark Antony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his mate Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing copulate ?"he called.

senior high school above the floor of the Sistine Chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a heavy Nox on the Mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"support the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the pigment partner, you want to use lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to shoot a week, two pelage of briliant white they said."

"Mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old circle like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa pharos ?"

"Every screw soundbox heard about Pisa lighthouse, started keeling over so they put a pull in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"piece of ass you too."

The Colloseum was interfering, every cunt and his spouse was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the slant and Gauls was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabians had to be kept under cover charge or they blacked up, most was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the gunpoint of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesvos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"Twat,"the bloke answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say twenty one, blonde, big melons,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the bloke queried.

"fifty, fifty five at a energy,"Nozzer offered.

"Well you can have her,"he pointed to a beautiful angle angel,"From Wessex, beautiful miss, fucks like an angel,"he taunted,"For one hour for fifty."

"I want's a house striver,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking L, you wan na get substantial mate,"the blighter replied,"You can accept her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"shuffling up yer mind, tart or scrub brush, cleaner."the fella sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a sleep together married woman, don't go there mate they're difficulty,"the cuss advised before he saw some early mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some woman hollered, pointing at half a twelve naked fella tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"Looks like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half hour, fall and see the show,"she offered.

"For nookie sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the charwoman as she grabs the nearest hard worker's cock and starts wanking it,"You certainly ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a tough on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your little cock instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a collapsible shelter perch was pushing it out,"shag !"he said out loud.

The char suddenly left her slave and stuck her hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean-living drawers but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the theme for free."

Nozzer liked it rough,"Rip it out by the roots,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a guessing,"Fuck off pervert !"she said abruptly.

"Me a fucking perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slave in public ten times a day !"

"Twenty on a well day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his head and went rung to see the animals. Andreas the king of beasts Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"piece of ass Gallia bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his Lion feet,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was stupefied but not stuid enough to get in a Lions cage to calculate at an septic metrical foot at king of beasts's lunch time, which was basically any time a Panthera leo wasn't actually a kip.

"flavour bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"Poor bugger's off his provender look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with tomato sauce cowering naked at the binding of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh majuscule assistance,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a bushed cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to hold in out the Chariots for Saturdays race. His mate Benner was working on his two sawhorse chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a vast mallet.

"Fucks sake Benner you'll binge it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking care if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much fucking information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked nights working out the future from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few moment a couple of times a month and aspiration up some load of bolloks to tell the bozo down the Senate. Writing it up was the risky, three scrolls all the same for different department. Anyroad it ticktack lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the Temple of Vesta to have a bit of backchat with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a disturbance. Some hoot was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live on near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to sting his schnoz in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"piece of tail off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody squawk have chucked me out, me dad will sustain a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to take up a pic ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty jerking off and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the synagogue, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't creative thinker as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"Well forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round out my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can log Z's on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be choosers,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belonging,"star on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk bed up with a slave and got tod to fuck off by absolve women but suddenly here was a wench what was up for it. He should have sensed a trap but his brain was definitely switched off and his egg firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for house slave to celebrate the family clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"Sounds like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"rightfulness, so where do I find a married woman ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, look I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of path I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"Look"he said.

"Oh, lets get round off your spot and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the estimate. Analise offered up a silent appeal, Nozzer wasn't the honest catch but his bed cadence sleeping on the cobblestones of the Autostrada.

In just a few bit they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her dentition and slipped off her toga.

"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his putz spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the forepart of his toga wage hike propelled by his knob end, she had grave uncertainty that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the border of the table, spread her legs, closed her oculus and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to palpate moist. She kept her centre tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing pain wracked her psyche as Nozzer brutally shoved his marrow into her soft giving up puss,"Awww, that fucking hurt !"she railed.

"Tis done now my dear,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your do it stargaze mate you're tearing me in one-half !"she replied but the pain was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to feel quite skillful, Annie warmed to the approximation, she opened her eyes, to be true Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so Nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that love juice shot up inside her,"What the screw's going on."she asked.

"Just bourgeon me load darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"boulder clay I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then secret plan on round two."

"In your dreaming,"she replied,"Anyway we have to recite dad we're engaged."

Too late Nozzer sensed the snare,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a decent display of Nile Crocodile tears,"Professing that you love me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling dada I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well lift up a one-half decent dower and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"gumshoe head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too bust to pay a decent dower,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the other paw lets not, I got another stiffy. On your book binding chick, it's your prosperous day ! ”