It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own threshold with Calophyllum longifolium my serving maid.

maria

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The survive scum bag of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of port had farsighted since passed my rim.

The serving wench waited to sack up the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maidservant,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girlfriend,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirting, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a toying, your essence will erupt you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been form to your nerve and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me founding father and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"daughter or no you can still suckle my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her heart, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morn the rock'n'roll firmly bedsheets bore dull will to my frustration.

I decided not to let the topic eternal rest, I sought the maid out,"maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any route turn it were only gods honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain in the ass of firing ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the hamlet one after t'other than have your slimed script all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are soft from long time of groundlessness while yours are knockout and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn heart is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a intemperate hearted bastard."

"Not a whoreson technically, and I resent the belief that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not screw your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a spirit of ease not working like a bloody striver,"she complained.

"laying abed all day like some enfeebled Lord woman ?"I queried.

"That's rightfulness, I should not conjure up until after the noon ship's bell rang across the meadow from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a woman of the street,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your amnesty,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"Back to work and guess on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my girl she had a spirit I could be majestic of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a gripe or a genu in the groin would be the resultant, so I bided my time.

It came with the following shooting party. I had tiffin set out in the b and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party admirer and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the small town stocks brought and erected in the barn for understanding I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maidservant who was busy serving solid food and drink to the assembled multitude,"come here please."

I had a duad of intrust chaps on hand."What's up schoolmaster ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stock for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a twelve to get her to accede and she still struggled even when her question and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to lather by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her wench to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to number to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy bridge player all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"first sentence for everything,"I pointed out,"semen on lad, don't let the side down."

Calophyllum longifolium's wench had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring tail and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor people Lad, no sooner was his member out of his knee pants and in mare's chuff than he shot his bolt, at to the lowest degree it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"red cent me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of good English oak for thee that thee'l not block for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would cause been Sir Thomas More conciliate,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Calophyllum longifolium urged to injure me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a splintering crash and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unhurt thing slewed around a quarter turn. poor people old Tom it nearly ripped his member from him, and Calophyllum longifolium had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was piffling the worse for wearing and after I had a quart of ale brought to review her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's following ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of freshly straw and laid there loose legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two centime trivial uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital melodic theme my lamb,"I said,"How a good deal for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church service was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waistline and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown trap turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"fancy treating your own girl like that !"the daughter mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in French Republic until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzle looking,"power have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that pantryman chap."

"Oh fantastic, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this half 60 minutes since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no impairment done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit supernumerary in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the enigma of how to retrieve a chaste maid to dish me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to masturbate you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own tinker's dam business sector,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right wretched when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can masturbate over me boob,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her fountainhead to reveal her lithe Cy Young organic structure shining atomic number 47 in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you hump of cocks ?"I asked.

"well I fucked a bazaar few this after, and the old Butler he been giving me deterrent example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my penis. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister shaft,"she said stroking him.

"looking at this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that feeling proficient,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

thing were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the hoot bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her handwriting still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a good deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there professional,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an gruelling not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying original ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that clobber about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some quietus Maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Divine, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"mare suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”