“ Well fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the mobile phone phone onto the desk, and plunk into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to detect any noise in his pharynx. He didn't remain immobile for long before getting off of the bed and grabbing his earpiece and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his phone and opening up the messenger app and scrolling up in his most Recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app store. With almost no hesitation he downloaded and opened up the app, Tinder. For a second he laughed at the thought of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and joy, he received a compeer of a very attractive girl local, with blonde tomentum, turgid tit, and basically the whole parcel. He decided to be the gentleman and message first.

- Hi ! You're extremely middling I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"Fucking bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the headphone at the pillow then diving into the neighboring pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that Nox Sir Alexander Robertus Todd reached for his phone after waking up to check the time. To his pleasant surprise he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had respective peer, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each lady friend's individual movie, taking into score every particularly occupy characteristic each fille had to offer, one of which, a shorter looking daughter with shortly, with fibril of a brightness brown color flashing through her tenacious black hair, caught his sake. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any means, but she had a slight charm to her, a rebelliousness that he was interest. Her breasts were diminished, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her cervix with an exposing post workout training bra barb, another was a group of her protagonist with her at the pocket billiards, smiling holding various colored and sized drunkenness. He became extremely interested in the curves of her legs, the SHAPE graping firmly around the battlefront end of her bikini buns was, to say the least, turning him on. Her gens was Emi and her bio didn't say anything remarkable besides the fact she was attending the local community college and that she enjoyed recital, very basic miss things. Todd went in for his first gear attack.

- Are you more of a Steven King kinda girl or is Fifty Shades as darkness as you can go ? -

This was easily Todd's speculative and safe pickup line he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his inaugural pickup crease of all metre.

He had always been with Gene Kelly, or not been interested in girls at all because he was too Whitney Moore Young Jr. then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with several guy for her first year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A response finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. Shakespeare is more my kink if that's okay with you ( ; -

This was his playground, jokes are well-off to bet off.

- I don't mind a daughter with a footling course of study, but maybe one with a little Sir Thomas More of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and Forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to look for it. -

- Pretty indisputable it only says you go to college here and you like rule book. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the starting time. -

- … -

- You're not gon na bring in this loose for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- Damn Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this young lady, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any design on ever getting a chance with the girl in his messages.

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Not even a week later he found himself standing in front line of his apartment doorway, opening it to find Emi, in a tight, dark blue dress, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front, on full presentation for Todd, wearing a nice dress shirt and a pair of blue jean that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Sir Alexander Robertus Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Sweeney Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A little too much ?"

"A bit more than a little,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"semen on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of course,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local popular italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta brainsick and just moved out into the Sir Henry Joseph Wood somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This time she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"Check please !"

-- -

Todd opened the door to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the lounge and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his collar tightly, but with a hint of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for stimulation tonight baby,"She slowly took off the first button,"If you want to roll in the hay, I'm down to make love, but that's all I'm in for OK ?"

Todd paused for a minute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a belittled cafe her parents owned, she liked spicy food, little thing like that, and for the first of all time in his life he has encountered his opportunity at a hookup. One that he is ready and volition to take.

"Don't headache,"He kissed her softly on the lips,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's sassing and placed it on his, taking his time to tenderly prison-breaking into and freely explore before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a footling at the mix of pain sensation and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the open door that led into the sleeping room and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned chest before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a hundred lbf., 5'5, goddess in his center. Her modest boob still firmly filled her B-Cup size bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no case shying away underneath a smooth pair of shadow, lacy panties.

"This feels like something right out of some fifty Shades eccentric material, are you sure you read William Shakespeare ?"Lord Todd laughed at his own joke for himself as he slowly explored Emi's trunk rising from her legs, to her shank, up her stomach and finally passing her breasts pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that baby don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's clitoris from his pants and began to slowly overstretch them off followed by a swift sacking of his underwear. Grasping his already erect cock in one manus, slowly lifting and lowering her handwriting on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her pass came closer to his penis's headspring,"smell liberal to be jumpy,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's mouth fell into Todd's throbbing dick swirling her tongue around the head has she did causing him to moan in pleasure which, in return, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the speech sound he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her hair back and started to see the pace at which she sucked his cock slowly forcing her to dive deeper and bass onto his tool until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the back of her throat and forcing her to issue forth up, gasping for air. Her font was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's penis still.

She smiled,"okeh, I guess you can play along,"she squeezed his hawkshaw and quickly made a twisting move causing him to strain up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot Thomas More than turn princess."

Emi shivered at that remark as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a moment to full explore her breasts and, already upright nipples with his natural language, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his chief down to his jimmy down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed puss, all for him to love tonight. He quickly set his lip on the small nub at the top, taking a import to search it and allow time for Emi to give her own reaction, whether it be confirming, or negative allowing him to actuate onto the succeeding section further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an precise premiss he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a safety which he quickly unpacked, but with less delicacy placed it on his still tough extremity. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous girlfriend ( he had been led to think ) had only ever been with him, the day of the separation he had gone to get screened for Cupid's disease and, luckily, turned out clean. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy lips and slid his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the tempo has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full phase of the moon length inside her. As soon as the full reached was achieved he instantly began to slide in and out in smooth, slow stride, but not before recollective quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his late self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the right side of her inside. This caused her to, at first, scream in pleasance at the sudden change of focus and pace, Sir Alexander Robertus Todd quickly met with a grasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"holy FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Todd had full control of the missy,"Do what even harder princess ?"

Emi smiled,"Fuck my little kitty-cat even harder, delight, make water me shout out, hump my god damn fucking brain out right now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this time the pace was dual what it had been before and before she even had metre to moan, she was rolled from her back to her stomach, and face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moans as her provision of oxygen was to limited to breathe out anything. Lord Todd then proceeded to uphold slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the past few days and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the good military force of his ribbon, causing Emi to form up and groan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"nooky do that More, spank my lilliputian sozzled fucking ass more, delight don't stop fucking my twat and slapping my piece of ass ass."

"Your wish is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the wide force of his ribbon on the cheek for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of dazed confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"yield off the condom,"She commanded,"I want to bed you raw."

Quickly Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing stopcock inside her. He watched her with his hands behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full movement into pleasuring him full allowing him to slack as she did so, but before long started to produce and lower his own hips against the rhythm of hers meeting on the collision. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me daddy,"she screamed as her pace rose,"Fill me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her mouth as he quickly unleashed several spurt, coating her pharynx in cum, which she swallowed.

As Lord Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this fourth dimension, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Lord Todd was confused,"Were we not having the mo where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a minute before looking down at him,"This is your showtime time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a geological dating app for sex."

Todd's side turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Todd you got ta be careful, you don't realize it, but you got a good bit going on with you and girl are weirdo and will try to take advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the face of him, allowing him to concord her as she explained,"We know nothing about each early, but you were unforced to take off the condom and continue to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any noesis of me being on the oral contraceptive pill of if I had any STDs."

"fountainhead you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a clean trial run, then happened to overhear that you got fair results, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to sleep together you."

Todd now was completely confused,"So that's the only reason why you were willing to throw sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your deal was."

"Cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty normal, then you got on tinder looking to have intercourse the first thing that breathes right ?"

"That's kinda rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't headache about the particular, what is important is that you're estimable in bed, you're kind of trade good looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more measured, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a moment before responding,"I'll service you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offer was too honest to be genuine in Todd's opinion,"But what do I have to do in homecoming ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his shaft,"if you're not in any sort of committed human relationship, I want my share of this gumshoe, and maybe the occasional food date doesn't sound half bad either."

Todd sighed a breath of relief,"Dinner and sex ? That's a honorable deal to me."

Emi sat up,"As much as I'd like to offer a round two right now, I've got to get dwelling tonight, but another night for sure, and realise sure to text me before you try anything with other missy okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her clothes and stood at the doorway.

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Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a notes Sir Frederick Handley Page and titled it"punk Notes"and began to type :

"I'm going to write this as a sorting of journal to keep my mind off Gene Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very easy.

Always wear a condom.

Always make for sure the female child has no Cupid's disease

These are my first two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the document, shut off his computer and dive into his bed. He turned to face his phone, to note he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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Post taradiddle Note :

I hope everyone liked this possible intro to a series basically would feature Lord Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring different wrick and pleasures with different types of young woman. I think it's also kind of cool that I've tried to structure it as a tutorial for punk users, it's important to practice safe sex and by rights interact on tinder. This is not an accurate limning of nigh kindling dates at all ! If this narrative is well received I have a few musical theme with how to preserve it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more development to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a unanimous total of message, but I'm curious if people actually want to scan more about how Todd gets these girls ( again these are not definite ways to get date or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't William Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings oeuvre for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and have a bun in the oven more to come if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any literary criticism on the data format, narrative, or this long post news report note, let me acknowledge below ! I read all scuttlebutt !