Bringing in migrant, How Stumpy got his nick epithet

It was that dark bit of the night just afore sunup, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just ticket. The slight sea swell rocked our gravy holder the"Fair Maid"as we approached the country and the locomotive just burbled on check over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel but Denzil fitted a direct six petrol out of an old combine harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel engine up trying to outrun the coastguard.

microwave radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish handgrip where about forty gent was crammed in.

One or two popped their head word out to see the syncope precis of the surf on the flaxen beach.

"You want the A30 road for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the rowboat up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the hard cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. forty odd on em climbed in dory designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a twelve female child, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a duad at a time as plod would be too busy eyeing up their titmouse and that to worry if they was immigrants.

Course that was egg, they'd get picked up quick smart but at to the lowest degree they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two miles from the future poxy uninhabited island ten Admiralty mile from the next poxy inhabited island. It were like natural selection of the fittest, we landed several hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of Lands End mind.

Didn't give a fuck really, Denzil were so antiblack he even hated common people from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in Pisces delay sorting the birds out with swimsuit. These was birds what usually wore they burqa, forefront to toe camp out things where you couldn't see naught but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"Look at the fucking teat on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"Keep yer Massachusetts Institute of Technology off."

The unmistakable sound of someone being smacked round the chief wafted up from the fish hold.

"The bloody cunt slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"leave-taking her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her tits, I was doing a Donald trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"nookie off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the wheel home, Sir James Clark Ross had to hang about in engine room ready to set off the engine if Coast sentry go showed up, so I told Denzil to bring the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the pilothouse light and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"piece of ass off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, hold me the right horn then slaps me chop,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"Well ease up her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look darling,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and cast off me over the side ?"she asked.

"wellspring it don't make no good sense the former way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's tactual sensation not fancying him."

"And you Mister Captain, will you fuck me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll toss"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant nookie me ?"she asked.

"screw you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racist,"I said,"shuffling Hitler depend like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"Button it and spread your pegleg,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucks sake,"Denzil,"I fucking love bustin'hymens."

The sea was like glass, so clear you could you coud see the reflectivity of the light from Long ships Lighthouse 30 miles away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be stupefied, hang on to the rail and let Denzil lie with you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her middle. I helped by pulling her knickers down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her fascinate the coaming round the compass binacle and had her bend over.

This time she let Denzil nonplus a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her tits and let them loose. Her mamilla were inches long, she was seriously horny.

"roll in the hay's interest Jethro, she leaking like a make love stern secreter,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the kick shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"well that's it, you ain't no Virgo the Virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the girl right by me.

"track I am you dick head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her tits and piquancy as he slammed into her slit from behind.

"Bet you're sword lily you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by XL blokes by now and not decent white cuss neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the most of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy bastard made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a normal human being he grabs the hapless gripe a bit rocky and forces her head down.

"clean and jerk my peter up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her mouth open he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a sprightliness changing moment, soon as he got his gumshoe in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"nooky saki, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head in its gob do you ?

"plosive speech sound it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her pass with his clenched fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fervour axe or flash gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so comical, until I saw the blood, she was chewing his pecker off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the back of the head. Down she went taking the finis four inches of Denzil's peter with her.

He stared at the deflated stump in disbelief.

"fucking sake Jethro,"he says,"shtup sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'wench are over better half,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning fagot ?"

"Fuck off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"best swimming for it love,"I says and side by side thing she's out the wheelhouse and over the side of meat, striking out for the nearest island.

"judgment the roulette wheel match,"I says and I goes down the Fish appreciation,"Your mate just bit my teammate's pecker off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot expert follow spry smart."

I left em to it, plash, splashing, four splashes and a later provisionary knock on the bike house door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"Fucks sake."

"How's about I sell you a spirit jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his groin slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten quid, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my father, do you possess any wives ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm shag dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to pull,"Denzil whine,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the side instead !"she suggested.

"I'm ass tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life crown, you owe me five fuck remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me strap the life-time jacket on her and she jumps in the water and sort of half dog boat paddle after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice pipe to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Betsy Ross replied,"We only got half an engine let alone two."

I heard him zigzag the locomotive engine, as in with a starting handle, electrical jump was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing gravy boat with four speed and vacate gearbox compass north of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his knob end bit off,"I shouted.

"Bout prison term filthy SOB,"Dan replied as he occur alongside. he hopped over the gunwales and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

Twenty transactions later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the roll in the hay did that hap,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining dais of his cock.

"Caught in a Phthirius pubis's chela,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of fag who had played too pugnacious, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"Engine trouble, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must have been two or three month later this bird occur looking for me, not bad looking all things considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life story jacket,"she says.

"No, don't worry about it, it was only Charles Frederick Worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five shtup remember,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to impress your mates, bit different in the street when your neighbour are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are strong man, laborious ruthless, brave, You will be a estimable hubby, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the back of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settee. She spread her legs,"look Virgin still."

I dropped me trouser, which was daft as I had to hitch them up again to bolt the room access and stop Mrs Penhaligon from future door wandering in, but soon I was as ballock naked as she was, just me socks and sea boots left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will have intercourse anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my munition and when the moment was good she guided my cock into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea sentence. Turned out being significant would help oneself her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her teeth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a perm hard on. Lucky asshole .