A note on our playfull English ...

From schoolmaster : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of matrimony here is a funny story from our stumble to the Loves hand truck stop consonant.

So I had to run to get new mud tizzy for my dump truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of trend she did. So we set off on our little trek since loves is like 30 miles away. once there of course of action I wonder looking at accessary for the hand truck and what not my wife is looking at tourist stuff and said she wanted a collation so I 'm similar sure. she finds something she wants and a beverage. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon dynasty and bacon sausage control stick with a bacon cheese peg. Of trend, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney clobber and I see perfumed tarts aureate ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way family we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my Malva sylvestris yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Fukkianese or so she is giving me nasty looks while I chow down on sweet harlot ropes. Looks that say she's about to jab me. I on the early hand missed out on a sweet suntan because I had no estimate, she thought the rope were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grab the bag only to see it's not Malva sylvestris. Now we are laughing so hard we have split running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog planetary house for not sharing my candy that she would detest. And that folks if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's view : Imagine your married person eating your favorite nutrient, one right hand after the former. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death public eye ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the lounge when a commercial message for boy meets world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fearfulness of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the metre, this is gon na be cracking. To which his roomamte eye drum roll or something.

In all typical me way I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

kink says all the meter and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a dogs butt. '' He starts chuckling as I subspecies in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grab me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken pass flop.

In honest sadist mode, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my physical structure. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me demented !

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Note to proofreader : this report is gross. 2 miss 1 cup consummate ( never seen it, guessing off hearsay ) so if you do n't need to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at piece of work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an time of day so I started shopping. I had a thinking of buying something fun to present skipper I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for brusque point of time. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the rampart and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to recitation penthouse and texting mass. I discovered a penthouse nine is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my juicy plans.

The store stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper society. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my architectural plan, said our sexual love and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a instant ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was crying and mortifying.

Hes a good play though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. scorecard I had never seen before. Position payoff menu. I picked one and got into lieu. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. Oral for endeavor !

Then he took restraint. He put me in missional position and did his toad diddlysquat move affair I like so much. Its fast, rough and spirit amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a quick shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes thing do n't influence out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and motivate on : ).

little things

Its always the little things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the blue

finishing my creative thought : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of things. I just bed him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't sleep with, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other Night master had me in missioner. I ca n't recall what prompted my gush but I threatened to push him off me, and kick his font. ( Excessive licking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a brattish fit og laughter. He was flying to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is giving and potent. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't locomote. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my understructure in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. summarise sex till climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got scorecard. Kinky bdsm circuit board of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No party whip around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. aught hurts him. Of path we both took turns using the tickler on the former end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice rolls of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next carte du jour had way for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging mannerism and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed control. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the sharpness with a near boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run adjacent time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

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How to save a newspaper publisher

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam Clarence Shepard Day Jr. while maestro nags you

Take a few banknote

Procrastinate again

shimmer hookie from piece of work because your girl faked purge and got sent home from school.

Think about the report but collation instead

have sex for the number one time in 2 workweek during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to calculate

Begn for arctic pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down diametric po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

inculpation lord for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then admit a few speech sound calls

Write some more

Take a gage break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel assuredness as you gossip with a friend.

refinement paper

Smoke again.

I think passkey waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the rest of the term '' salutary grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

crick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your Friend was at the doorway. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not very much reason so the brat comes out. `` guesswork its adept I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im bound and bent over the deep halt getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please go along in mind that we are a sappy fun yoke in this candid moment chronicle. This is not intended to shift a debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise enquiry about my relationship.

I got new short for the first time this tenner and intend to endure them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for inspection ... I said `` expect at these underdrawers ''. He slapped my ass. I made a laugh about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking terror to decease him out over his lack of regard for consent. This got howl of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another laugh while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage jest ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke clutches and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my incline is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to back up him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chortle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward moment when your trying to watch lesbian porn but a spider crawling across your sound so you throw it, and wake the whole menage. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. Small infinite put me on sharpness. You said I 'd be hunky-dory. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 network. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born survive dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My beginning cave trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to displace along and get together you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to link me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go good blown scare. So you searched for a nice way to manage things. You saw a wanderer the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my helping hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the wanderer. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did actuate. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came following. I asked you to stamp out it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was grave, hydrophobia or not ( I 've already had the lecture, pass over it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the expiration. I became fixated on a diminished crawlspace with a slight Bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to creep to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zippo. You were patient during all 3 of my failed attempt to wax out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the beans. The bend was home to a teacup dish aerial sized black furry wanderer. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped thing up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the spot. If I had seen it, or the respective others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful sentence. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .