Tommy Ainsgarth 's Third meter

It were a dark November dark in Yorkshire. Tommy and Fred Brassenthwaite were working local passenger magnetic north from Donaster wi a D1 socio-economic class engine, built be Ivatt and as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Tommy were keeping a sentry for guards flag and whistle at Grisedale when he saw dolly the girl he knew from the engineman's lodging get off of string. Dolores were Landladies daugher, live affair Tommy knew she were at Grimsby college learning cordial reception as she wanted be a hoo er.



She were a looker, her bosom were straining the seams on her ointment gaberdine macintosh, her back talk were similar crimson, her eyes were like, well centre, one were blue and the early weren't, her whisker was virgin gold wi pitch-dark root, and her expression, had all the right bits and well thee don't have to count at it when you're close up do thee.

"Hey Dolly !"he shouted.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied.

"Eee, that's not very squeamish,"he retorted.

"Nor are you spunkin'o'er me chin."she chided.

"I were helping thee learn fellatio,"he said as if wounded,"You unthankful cow."

"Yeah well I failed didn't I and I failed again down London,"she sighed,"No bugger wants to screw a Hooer wi a Hull acent."

"Gee Dolly I want's to."Tommy says reassuringly.

"And me,"says the driver.

"I'd have a go ‘ cept the missus might retrieve out,"agreed the stationmaster.

"Yer only sayin'that to be nice,"Dolly says.

"free fall yer nicker and fold over and thee'll soon find if we's jesting,"Fred Brassenthwaite adds,"No bugger cares whether thee's passed exams up yer, any port wine in a storm."

"You rotten sod no one want's to look at me face when there'a screwin,"Dolly protested.

"We all that makeup gunk on thee looking at like red Amerindic honcho,"Fred jested."Why not stick bag over thee head."

"Or one of they false heads like alienate monster,"added the stationmaster not all that helpfully.

"Oh fuck the lot of you !"says Dolly.

"Nay individual has to stick on locomotive engine to look out H2O grade,"Fred laughed.

"You rotten mongrel,"dolly snapped.

"Thee could rise up here and get screwed on way to Layburn,"Tommy suggested.

"I don't want to go to Layburn,"Dolly replied.

"Thomas More about cummin than going,"Fred laughed,"Cummin'not going, gerrit ? Oh why do I fuckin'bother."

"You going to take the piddle all night ?"doll demanded.

"Not all night, there's good due in hour or so,"Stationmaster laughed.

"Well thee'll be laughing tother English of the chop presently,"doll snapped.

She put down her face, flipped the catch and took out the biggest carved wooden cock and balls any of them had ever seen..

"screwing's saki,"Fred sighed incredulously.

doll hoised her skirt shoved her skimpy knckers aside and tried to ram the pitch black monster up herself. She failed miserably.

She tried sitting on platform can so she could get her pegleg wider but that railed as well.

"Ee Tommy Lad dedicate her one and spunk her up so's it slides in better."Fred says.

Now as any railwayman knows engine driver password is god.

"Right oh gaffer,"says Tommy as he climbs off engine.

"screw sake I never meant,"Fred says in disbelief as Tommy walks towards Dolly while pushing the shoulder strap of his coveralls off his sholders so as he could get his orchis and cock and that out.

"Ey up jeune fille let me facilitate,"Tommy says as he takes the wooden cock off Dolly and rams his cock cryptical inside her..

"Oh shit that's so shag good,"says dolly,"I never been raped before."

"Oh sorry, I thought thee were up for it,"Tommy says.

"girl can exchange her mind can't her,"dolly says as she starts working her twat muscles to milk cum out of Tommy's cock.

Tommy were humping like a expert un, worried that they was making train late. His pommel end were banging against summat like a sled cock in a velvet glove, or so he thought as he deamily banged her.

"How the shag did she fail the Hooers examination if she bangs like that ?"Stationmaster queried.

"They can't infer me accent,"dolly replied.

"What about Hull ?"Tommy asked.

"Failed me Fellatio,"Dolly said,"I gagged and near bit his knob off."

"For piece of ass sake,"Fred says shaking his head.

"Oh fuck Tommy that's so good !"Dolly says as Tommy struggles to retrieve how to shoot his load.

"Thee'll have to be affected role ‘ tis me first time wi a doll apart from spunking in thee's fount of course."Tommy explained.

"No panic,"says Dolly dreamily,"Take thee time. ``

Somewhere in the dark respite of Tommy's brain he realised while he didn't know how to cum he never kne how to bar his ego either.

"Oh fuck I'm cummin, where do you desire it dolly,"Tommy asks.

"dungeon it off me expression and skirt,"says doll,"Easiest thing is spunk inside me probably."

"Reet oh,"says Tommy and he lets fly like end like a pop safety device valve lifting.

"ass sake Tommy how long you been saving that up for !"dolly cried,"It's running down me leg."

"Ever I suppose,"Tommy exclaimed, and just keep back pumping spunk.

"Bloody practiced job every John the Evangelist ent as spunked up as thee,"Dolly sighed,"I'm fucking swimming in spunk."

"Ee Tommy, Best get moving,"Fred says urgently.

"idea thee wanted a go ?"doll whined.

"Some other time,"Fred says.

"Its be blinking cause I failed me exam ‘ ent it,"doll exclaimed.

"Summat like that,"Fred says as he sounds whistle. Even that knocked steam imperativeness back ten pounds.

"Thee should try Allerton Corsby,"Stationmaster says,"Thee only has to get seven out of ten off of the Parish Council for their permit like."

"Yeah,"Says Fred,"They only got old Martha at post office and Milly landlady of Dog and Duck on Parish registry of hooers.

"How do you mean, Seven out of ten ?"doll asked.

Fred sighed,"Parish council member fuck thee and chip in grade out of ten, morn seventy per cent and yore in."

"Oh, I thought I neeeded certificates,"doll said weakly.

"You could kip at my place, we're only five Admiralty mile from Allerton"Tommy said,"I got a double bed and there's only me and me Brother Jim and Ginger."

"I'd rather slumber under a bush no offence."Dolly says.

"Nay lass thee can kip in waiting elbow room,"station agent says,"Now get going good will be yer in no time."

sword lily waved and whistle blew and old engine creaked and groaned and crawled away from ststion. Tommy waved goodbye to dolly all the spell oblivious to fact he had just gotten her up the duff.

"Put some fucking ember on,"Fred says,"Don't worry I was talking bollocks, they don't government issue credential at Allerton all they're hooers are fucking amateurs."

"That's cruel is that,"says Tommy,"Why'd you lie for ?"

"She's thick as three dead planks"Fred laughed,"She'll be asking council member to screw her and give scar out of ten."..."Me uncle matte is a councillor there and he's got a dicky-seat ticker, ten minutes wi Dolly might finish he off and I'm beneficiary on his will."

"You rotten sod,"Tommy sighed as he wondered when he'd get to sleep with Dolly again.

As it happened it were sooner than he thought .