Mellors was something of an enigma. A fine, hansom cab, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my country house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his sprightliness, he excelled at the village schoolhouse and yet when time to go away school came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do unspoilt than go in service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely taradiddle I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attractive force was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish gag, sparkling eyes and fully of aliveness, like her mother about whom the least said the better, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo squad and nigh of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knives,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this grounds as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could bear been the aspiration for the Humpty Dumpty parable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not hold out his sixty years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the sort who puts frogs in unity boots and Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the trouble of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to adjudicate that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my forefather had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her marriage, it worked well, especially for young woman whose hymen had been well and truly lost farsighted before the wedding. Father had the inculpation, whether he had the miss or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the virginal membrane were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking brisk Edward Young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek ministration with a chambermaid, a wise unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a letters patent virtue aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one clip and now had to furnish accommodation for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with grim lodge whose fitting could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least yarn-dye with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable familiar,"I suggested.

"And how lots is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"cypher,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At to the lowest degree when you are safely wed you shall be able to taste the servants to your hearts content with no risk of presence bastards,"I assured her.

"pop, what variety of young woman do you use up me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the observance was due.

"Just a formalities physician, I need to ascertain her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"honey god, surely you shan't displume your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the obstinate,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mishap she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before physician Legge,"What is the signification of this ?"she demanded.

"The salutary medico is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every virginal membrane within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not read your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well restore do your worst !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to reveal her speed thighs.

"love god she is shaven like a whore !"the medico exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the signification of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessity to awaken senior gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the lounge please my dear and diffuse your legs that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his script down his breeches to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my girl have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her thigh apart and taking his monocle he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her womanhood's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my Creator,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for eternity ?"

"No, the very opinion makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you indisputable doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis usual knowledge,"I declared.

"fountainhead he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did enlighten me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the spit may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of exposure of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to take it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his wavelet muscleman and stiff manhood, I can not have it off a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an splendid crack, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A design unfolded. I would instruct Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the soil story and then along past the withdrawing and dining way to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her wench,"I said don't move, raise your skirts and spread your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a Joseph Black expression but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a bawd ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had fleshly knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lip on her shaven mound, your tongue in her moist time slot, your turncock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your pecker, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rearing manhood into her squiffy puckered ass hollow ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her brim finally affair at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a avail first."

He seemed gravel,"dungeon your bird lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own girl maidenhead I must depute, and in view of Dr Legge's heart shape, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My marrow is strong as a sawbuck,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least l years of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the MD and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be regretful, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the excrescence in your breech I would say you should have no difficulty what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"goodness god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten minutes with a whore which I would have expected.

"male parent ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waistline and eased his member within her. In just one placid moment she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day wearing apparel to the shank and entirely stark below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fuck ?"I asked.

"Of course of action I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you contract to that essence, it requires two key signature and the signature of a justness of the peace of mind and a pro valet de chambre will answer,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"common law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a bully demonstration of affection, indeed a adultery, so all that is required is to sign a deposit to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"V dago for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a human body ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the Lapp in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with delight when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in mutual law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joking,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the written document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now go on,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church service, the nowadays, the reception ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and ship's bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I ascertain a rich people husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to confirm yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the making of a fine gentleman and may well excell in business with a right cleaning woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the response ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall lionize Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will recollect of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will explain me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to get hold my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No master,"she said as I caught her by the shoulder,"Don't tear my smock, let me strike it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and in force as her word she removed her duster to endure defenseless but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ cashbox we get to your bedchamber ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door chassis hurts my back."

"So upgrade on my dick and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"mortal might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her ramification around me she gave herself to me as undulation of hug drug swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my knickers so I did not trip-up over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now institute your dame and let us discuss matters like gentlemen do in a lady of pleasure house."

"bird, how daring you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the amah said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses poppycock. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my president while my maid straddled me with my fellow member inside her.

Mellors sat in the early chair with his rear of tube down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's phallus until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you have sex me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dearest, lilliputian chance of any sensible give-and-take,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in love is it not ? ”