`` Breaking word at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Smith is interrupting her holiday to bring you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hot dog, and I 'd wish to give thanks Fox 11 LA for their aid in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The photographic camera pans over to Mickey's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This break of the day, the hotel was the scene of a law-breaking when Tinker Bell was stolen. Tinker buzzer usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top base. ''

The camera pans back to the window on the quoin of the top story above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite conclusion night were tennis hotshot, Venus Hotbody, freshly from her Grand Slam win in the US heart-to-heart. She was with her new hubby, Alexis withdrawal, the duad had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first soupcon that something was wrong was this break of the day when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on sunset avenue. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie debris. Later the housework faculty found that Tinker Bell was missing from the cortege, and there was no signboard of Hotbody or pulling out. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Carl Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye watcher to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into tinker Bell's fade. Captain Virginia McMath ? ``

The handsome police force Captain looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone senior high school up so the captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a unruffled
baritone, which attracts the care of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to try assistance. Our effectual advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain cartoon characters count as person for the purposes of the penal computer code, we think Scomber japonicus Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my agency at the 15th precinct central office, when I saw the Red Car startle it 's tracks, and continue to fly down Hollywood avenue. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to proceed down Sunset Boulevard in the wall painting. Unfortunately, due to cartoon aperient, it was not comically allow for me, or any other man, to be able to follow them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a labor effect, and chieftain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a cartoon character, he has the ability to enter the wall painting and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two other parkland guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. masturbation. ``

'' Thank you maitre d'. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' more on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime conniption at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the prospect, xanthous law-breaking scene taping marks off an domain. Several law officeholder
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a magnificent blue sky. Then one of the constabulary officers walks too unaired and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, captain Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the backdrop hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes recognisable as some sort of old fashion car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … skipper Henry Hudson is of grade a 1951 Hudson mortarboard. ''

The car drives to the end of the multicoloured street and emerges from the wall painting as a genuine three
dimensional car and drives up to maitre d'hotel Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
police officer to the 15th precinct edifice across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a emcee of reporter shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting evolution here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

headwaiter Will Rogers looks up, and step towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to pile up.
The car follows along side him. skipper Ginger Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can describe that captain Hudson River located the Red Car abandoned in Echo Park. There was no preindication of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. masturbation. The Car 's driver, music director, and the former two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a spell of some description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective detention. We will be sending the tow hand truck from Radiator Springs to think the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a salvo of shouted questions from the assembled reporters, but there was no more
selective information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station sign, the task force-out is considering what to do next. Captain Henry Hudson is attending via video conference from his office, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the video conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV place across the country have picked up the feed.

master William Penn Adair Rogers is about to speak, when there is a audio everyone is associate with. It sounds as if someone is playing a tune on a crystal chandelier. It's Tinker Bell's voice. Then with the comrade pizzazz ! of a crescendo on the lechatelierite chandelier, chub mackerel campana appears above the group discussion board.

Tinker Bell is not her usual soft leafy vegetable ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four distinction, rather discordantly, followed by the bass voice growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Scomber japonicus Bell is not happy. She launches into staccato tirade of bell, most of the participant in the coming together look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly blue and highschool pitched voice. `` well, Captain, She's not happy. She wants to know what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her sister ? '' doubt police captain Rogers.

More bell. `` Yes Captain, the missing fairy is in fact tinkerer Bell's Sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'Tinker Melville Bell has been taking a vacation and her babe has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker buzzer, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your sister. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the gang at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry police captain, that's what she said. ``

The conference way is understood as everyone digests this newsworthiness. One officer asks, `` Isn't her Sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

Sir Thomas More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` red periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his facial expression and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the post room bursts capable, and an policeman crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry maitre d', we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the photographic camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis withdrawal 's livestream feed bursts into life, and soon it is the most watch over video on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing following to a bed, the bed is a Bodoni font return on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of slight beams.

From off camera, Alexis'vocalisation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the fellow bell of a fairy voice, a happier one this time. With a zing ! a fag, presumably wanker Bell, darts into the scene from the left, trailing pixie dust behind her. The fairy pauses above genus Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of magic travels to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the television camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience observation is too distracted by the luscious exhibit of genus Venus flesh to notice often else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not mark the fairy landing to her pass on and growing to human size, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked Venus. genus Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with admittance to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the pouf in human form only comes up to Venus'dummy, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'nipples. That might get some of the audience to mark Wanker Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. about notably, her `` skirt ''. That chick is just a few flaps of fabric, which cover nil, so it 's manifest the homo sized tosser Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right field, while he 's not as freakishly marvellous as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a read/write head. Alexis is that foreign compounding, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his societal metier empire, he also had a noteworthy college football life history. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

tosser buzzer and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both chivvy her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hired man drops down to meet with Venus'kitty-cat. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this gunpoint, Venus loses link with the floor, she floats upwards a few inch, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss Sir Thomas More easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the queen had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Urania, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

Wanker campana grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to genus Venus by a mamilla in her rima oris, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab hold of a foot, and promptly begins sucking on Urania'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very fulfil sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a slow motion somersault, and one-half wind. First, her pegleg are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a adult female, and turned on. Then, her branch end up wrapped around genus Venus'headspring, with her mouth still on Venus'mammilla. That stifles genus Venus'groan, but soon the pansy is moaning in her fairy way. A sprite 's groan sounds like several piping from opposite ending of a tobacco pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

jerk-off ship's bell lets go of Venus'tit and starts riding genus Venus'cheek, even though gravity should be in entirely the incorrect direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'legs to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the panorama is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few substructure above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her voluptuous resplendency, a fact appreciated by a with child proportion of the viewing audience. At her head, wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her wearing apparel cover anything ), is astraddle Venus'brass limb thrown open, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical theater co-occurrence. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'genitalia. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Bell is glowing More and more strongly, as passion and hold of what genus Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed post to steady herself, her innate power to fly seems to be failing in the high temperature of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his gasp and is now holding the other bed post with both hands, so he can demarcation his dick up with Venus'twat. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the fag organ pipe Hammond organ moans.

tosser Vanessa Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's Nox outside the Windows of the elbow room. She is the author of light for the whole shot, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an undefended flame. Suddenly, the hold up feed cuts out. If you examined the final inning of the programme, which of grade several viewers did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the heights of Passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to irrupt. The explosion presumably knocked the photographic camera off the net.

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'' before today, there was an plosion in the Sonoma vale ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the vista. Azneth ? ``

'' wellspring hot dog, I 'm here in the small-scale picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's post. Sergeant Crum, what 's the state of affairs ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got reports of a pocket-size explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's surrogate who were first on the conniption reported the primer coat of the hotel were covered with glister, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous pith. Hazmat social unit of the Sheriff 's office are investigating. ``

The tv camera pans away from the interview, and shows masses in hopeful yellow plastic suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to say us. So, as you heard, there was an burst this morning, and there is now concern over possible… apology me, Sergeant Crum seems to have news for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fleer Mr. Alexis pulling out and Ms. genus Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this good morning. The FBI also suspects that the plosion was caused by the fay wanker Alexander Graham Bell, who was abducted by Mr. onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from jerk-off toll. gremlin debris is not harmful, but it can cause intoxication and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the audience to show a convoy of black SUV, with lights flashing,
driving up the route towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a little conference, and
someone comes over to blab out to Sergeant Crum. The television camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a team of surety negotiators from the San Francisco berth of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the runaway shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the detonation was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Melville Bell. As you may have heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact tinkerer Vanessa Stephen 's baby, not chub mackerel Alexander Melville Bell herself, and she may accept caused a hob detritus explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting surety negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, wienerwurst ? ``

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'' Developments in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Ian Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiant have been in contact with the fugitive couple. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some people wearing crownwork with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front end door. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with lights flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum manner of walking towards the camera, a
cluster of reporters gather around him, thrusting microphone towards him.

'' The FBI dialogue team managed to make contact with Mr. Onanism. Mr. withdrawal method seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Ted Williams agreed to deliver. A pansy, thought to be tosser ship's bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat building block are still working on decontaminating the orbit. ``

There is a fusillade of doubt, but the camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy conclusion to this installment. Back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a printing press conference at the orangeness County district Attorney 's post. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, Calif., in connection with the disappearing of tinkerer Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker toll, Scomber japonicus Melville Bell 's sister. It was in fact Wanker Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of mistaken individuality. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. Ted Williams who were the dupe of a kidnap, by Wanker doorbell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hank Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. The other four victims in this matter are similarly refusing to mechanical press charges. So currently, Wanker Bell is liberal to go. Mr. Onanism would like to have a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Urania and myself would like to thank Wanker Bell for the marvelous nuptials present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all result. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real cosmos will be a memory that Venus and myself will hold dear forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Walt Disney fellowship for all expenses incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to drop all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the bombardment of questions from the set up reporter .