Christmas Natural Endowment ( Caw 26 )


Fantasy
This story was inspired by the 1946 photographic film, `` It 's a Wonderful Life ''. HTTP : //www.imdb.com/title/tt0038650/
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Here it was almost a calendar month before Christmastide and I had no purport at all. Christ, I had always had nifty Christmas flavor loved to give rather than meet. This year I had zippo, all my kid were scattered, me and the wife had parted ways not in a good way, though we were still married. I figured what the underworld, without them it just was n't Christmas or the pits for that matter a life-time, I just wanted to end it, biography to me did n't feel worth living anymore, reliable I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the agency was I a Coward ? Was I really that weak ? Huh guess I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a mo I really was a coward, not a gun, too loud, car ? No too abominable and might not work too many survived.

I had called all my nestling but of course they had their own life history so were far to busy to be bothered with their old man. Inferno, I just wanted to wish them well, hoped they had a proficient vacation with their sept. The end parting I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were busy and I really did n't need to look at up all their time. infernal region, I 'd even tried to see my grandson to no avail. So I left the place having already fallen into a deep depression.

I walked maybe a international mile, had turned off the beaten course finally coming to block off on an old metal span. I knew the H2O would sweep my body away as fast and leaden as it was flowing. Looking around I started to climb up up the railing when there was a splash, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.

'' helper ! HELP ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shoring. A mates of police officers appeared a few minutes later and took us to a topical anesthetic tax shelter. There they began to question the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the back calling me a hero. Ok, that was odd they never left that fasting without investigating a lot Sir Thomas More than they had.

look over at the 50-55 year old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``

'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am fine. '' I stared at the old really old underwear that the man was putting back on his body.

'' You 're lucky he jumped in to spare you after you fell in. '' Another shelter man who 'd heard the narrative said.

'' Oh, I did n't fall in I jumped in, to hold open George here, stopping him from committing self-annihilation '' Clarence said a huge smile on his face.

The shelter man stopped a moment shock on his human face, then opened his mouthpiece to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to commit suicide here. ``

'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.

'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.

'' Oh, ah heaven ! I 'm his protector angel. '' Clarence said.

The shelter man fell out of his chairwoman a facial expression of daze and disbelief on his brass as he quickly fled the scene.

'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to redeem me ? Seems like it 'd be easier to just step up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you think ? ``

'' True, true, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``

Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or remain ? ``

'' No George, I 'm fine. '' He chuckled.

'' That 's another thing how the blaze do you know my name ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some kind of prowler or something ? ``

'' No, I 'm nothing like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an angel specifically YOUR guardian backer. ``

Nodding my head this was a bit much to take from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't bump your head did you ? You need a physician ? ``

'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``

'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``

'' Ah ! holy man secondly division, I do n't get me wings yet, I have to earn them. You my respectable man, are going to facilitate me. '' Clarence replied happily.

'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the unseasonable man. I 'm just a broken down, used up, old man, ai n't good for nothing much now a days. If anything I 'd get you an extract trip to the other place. `` Bout the only thing I 'm good for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.

'' Oh, you do n't believe that your wife, your fry or your Grandchild would be intimately off if you were dead do you ? '' Clarence said a look of revulsion on his face.

'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're properly it 'd probably be ameliorate if I was never born. ``

'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad melodic theme what do you think ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok George, ya got your wish, you 've never been born. '' At those quarrel a huge air current blew the door subject stirring everything up creating a mess. `` Show off ! '' Clarence shouted.

Getting up I helped Clarence clean up the mess, `` Well I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``

'' I would n't be so sure George, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``

'' certainly, '' I said, `` they might be capable to get you set up with something at the store. '' I told him.

We walked for a while then entered the building I had my business in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a huge room with tiny cubicles in it.

A charwoman walked up to me, `` I 'm sorry sir but you do not belong to here, you 'll have to leave. ``

I looked at the cleaning woman, `` just who are you ? I own this building and I do n't remember hiring you. ``

'' That 's funny, '' the char smirked, `` John Thompson owns this building and you most definitely do n't look like him. I am building security, now you 'll have to leave, this is a erotica redaction house and your presence here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The adult female shouted.

'' What ? ! '' I said in mental rejection standing there in shock as several expectant men walked up and literally threw us out the door ! Lying on the side manner of walking I brushed my clothes off, stood and walked back in the door only to get flying back out a back later.

I started to enter a third base time when the woman walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your actions have already alerted the local authorities they should be here in a few hour, if you 're still here then, you 're going to gaol. '' With that she shut the door in my human face and locked it.

'' That 's my edifice, '' I said.

'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to squeeze the porn diligence out on the fringe of the city. ``

'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to take the air away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and prompt. ``

'' No George V you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to depart the prayer, or carry the fight to the city council George, because you were n't born ! ``

looking for at Clarence I must have been dense 'cause I did n't hear a I Bible he was saying.

'' No, '' I said, `` It just some kind of conjuring trick, look here comes Burt one of my best protagonist. ``

Waving down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``

'' Come on Cyril Lodowic Burt lay off playing you know I live at 21 mulberry fig, come on take me home. ``

'' Yeah, yeah aright keep your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police car drawing the military officer 's attention and waving at me then doing a half-baked sign.

The cab with the 3 of them stopped in figurehead of a get out down condemned sign of the zodiac, George ran from the cab in the front broken doorway. `` nestling ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could take heed him shouting through out the building. A moment later the police force policeman pulled up.

'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` effort you were never born to get them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.

'' Yeah, what you got Cyril Lodowic Burt ? '' the policeman said.

'' Not certainly Tom, think this guys a loon spouting all kinds of stuff, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my life. ``

'' Alright, I 'll break it out Burt, '' The officeholder said.

'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun fourth dimension to go, this topographic point is n't dependable been condemned, '' the officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. Come on out of there before I have to halt you for trespassing ! ``

I came out not really sure what the hell was going on. `` expression Tom, can we go to my mother 's ? She can guarantee for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.

'' Sure, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the hospital, you obviously have had some type of head trauma. ``

'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and gentle the man.

We drove to the other English of town, business district I could see that it was almost all porno house, prevention, with half of the edifice boarded up and closed, what the hell was going on ? This was one of the most dynamic areas of the Town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the wrong township ?

Finally we stopped in front of a embarkment house. Huh ? That was n't right where was mother 's house ? Knocking on the doorway I sighed in reliever when my mother answered the door.

'' Mom, you have to let me in the world has gone crazy I ... '' I started

'' female parent ? Who are you ? Is this some type of fed up laugh ? I ai n't got any kids my only when son died a few class ago in front of the school, a campaign by. I do n't know you from disco biscuit. '' The vexed cleaning lady said.

'' mother it 's me George, your son, I was just with your Brother 2 hour ago. '' I said.

'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.

'' Why right wing here, '' I replied.

'' That 's a lie ! My Brother is in county lock-up for rummy and disorderly conduct. If you want a room it 's money up presence. '' She growled at me, then slammed the door in my expression. I could only resist there my oral fissure open feeling like an idiot, what in the hell was up ? I knew a joke like this could be done but not on this graduated table, and to experience my mother involved to this extent ?

I walked to the end of the walk of life Tom the cop was there, `` Alright buddy you 've had you 're chance, time to go in. '' Pulling out a set of hand cuffs I watched without moving, 'til he was right upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him come down then lit out the opposite direction.

Groaning he rose pulling his revolver, `` check ! '' I heard him outcry, then his gun firing over my head. Running, twisting turning through every bowling alley way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a matter of clip before they located me. Finally stopping in a park not far away I waited for night to fall.

Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George II ? No one knows you, you were never born to nominate friends with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from police academy. ``

'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about the great unwashed who have this unassailable of a mind to pee-pee hoi polloi think and do thing they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.

Sighing Clarence looked up and shook his principal, `` you really do n't get it do you George ? You might not intend that you 've done much but each man and cleaning lady leaves a Mark, a passage if you will upon all those whose lives they touch. I am surprised a man as intelligent as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a marvelous gift to actually see what the earthly concern would be like without you in it. ``

'' A talent ? '' I stated, `` More like a frightful twisted, mad nightmare. ``

'' No George I it 's nil like that you have ... '' Clarence started.

Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his optic. `` I have to know Clarence, I have to know, where 's my wife, she might hate me but at to the lowest degree she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``

Struggling Clarence tried to break out devoid, `` I 'm not allowed to severalize ... ''

'' William Tell me damn it ! or so help me I 'll plump out your lip, '' I threatened.

'' I ca n't George II if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.

'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.

'' She never married she 's an old bitter woman, she cleans at the hospital. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.

I started running for the former incline of townsfolk I 'd barely take a leak it. I had just got there when I saw some of the faculty departure, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her smash away in the opposite word direction.

'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to catch her. `` Jane ! Do n't you know me it 's Saint George ! ``

I felt a strapping arm yank me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the lady ? '' can a burly voice.

'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my married woman ! '' at which power point Jane let out a scream and passed out.

I lit out of there, the crowd was starting to look ugly and they were starting to gaze at me. I ran back to the park, then kept going before I knew it I was at the same span again I could finger the rip streaming down my face.

'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you find out me Clarence ? ! I want to live, I do n't need it to end this way. Please I want to live ! I want to exist ! Please Clarence, please. ``

A moment later a car stopped behind me on the bridge, `` St. George ? George VI ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.

Turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``

'' Saint George sidekick, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.

'' I said g ... time lag you called me George II ! '' I said suspiciously.

'' Yeah well that 's your epithet after all. '' Tom said slowly.

'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.

'' tinker's dam George you ok ? You hit your head ? You need a doctor ? '' Tom asked concern etched on his face.

'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm fine ! as a thing of fact I am better than ok ! ``

'' wellspring I was supposed to tell you that your kid have called more than a few times about you. Something about you never returned their earphone calls. '' Tom advised me.

Thanking him I took off for townspeople, Yes ! This was the town I lived in ! There were thriving byplay here, no smut star sign, no ginmill just the town I remembered.

I was finally back to my building, strangely enough there was a crowd in front, that and the fact that they

seemed to be waiting for something or somebody. As I drew closer saw it was far to a greater extent than my stave, in fact it appeared to be almost every person I knew in the town. Huh, disappear for a small patch and they all come out of the wood work.

A Edward Young woman I 'd had my eye on for a while was the firstly to see me, `` Oh George ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her arms around me. `` You scared me to death ! I was afraid you were gone for honest ! Without me giving you your submit. '' Here she slipped my hand into her pants to evidence she had nothing on under her knickers. Pressing into my manus I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.

Damn I thought when had she suffer this hoot hot for me ? Watching her manner of walking back to the others I could sense her sex juice on my hand. Inhaling the aroma I thought she had an awed prissy ass, shit I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to know now !

That 's when I saw several of the other charwoman giving me and my crotch the once over, hell yeah !

My daughter and son came to take me to her house, though I really did n't need to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my ego. In the back of my head I knew I had at least 5 other invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a bell ring.

'' grandfather, I heard that every time a bell rings an Angel Falls gets it 's wings. '' He said.

grinning I nodded, `` that 's justly, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''
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