I 'm Gon na kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come in here Jack. Just stay outside, delight. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on billy goat 's porch, not for sure what to do. We could take heed Billy muttering something but it made no sentience.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't snub a crash. Billy is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't express joy, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for hint, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

baton lay there, not making a phone. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie Billy from the chair. That must consume been the crash, the chairman tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. nightstick just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' baton, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if billystick did n't think us because it might be hard to accept us serious when we could n't stop over snickering while we said it.

Billy had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the flooring but none of it was on Billy any more. And we had to check looking at him because every meter one of us did it ruined any attempt to take it seriously, because Billy 's formal were royal, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't hold back our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a barber pole, red and white chevron from the base to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all stiff because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and nightstick just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those squawk. I 'm gon na bump her and her sister and cut them up in little pieces and kill them. ``

Oh poop, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish well Billy had taken our advice and left town after the divorcement. For almost a class now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten fish in her car and household. She broke his window, he poured thirty gal of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each early. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk daddy went after Billy when they were in the 8th grade. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must take in outweighed billy by l pound sign. nightstick took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his spit. Nadine 's pa left town when he got out of the hospital. nobody ever messed with billy club again and Nadine was in dear.

Billy is a soundly auto-mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high schooling billy married Nadine and went to work. Billy worked hard to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so hard Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to work for her and the sister. Nadine was too young to understand that Billy was building their future tense. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance entrance hall with her Sister. Trouble was, Cheryl was a class older and individual and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to salute and trip the light fantastic and chat up as long as she did n't fuck some other man.

Billy had worked some extra time to buy Nadine the new big screenland tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the star sign his wife was n't plate. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. Billy drove to the saltation vestibule. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his hands all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. truncheon walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to break off but he got in his truck and beat back off. He did n't come base for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't issue forth home until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a couple of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

guesswork it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one night and Nadine and the sister were gone. baton never said a thing, just got up and went to make for, seven twenty-four hour period a week.

A few month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming billy club commit fornication. She had a paper signed by some womanhood saying she and he-goat had been screwing for four month. billystick said nothing and did cypher so when it went to the justice. He read all the composition, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this shucks true Billy ? ''. billystick took concern of the jurist cars and the justice liked him. Billy just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't reckon so but since you have no substantiation and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

Billy ended up with nothing, except work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every prison term she did something to make Billy angry he just waited a while and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to stay out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and Billy just said nothing.

But now billystick was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a minuscule scare. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to bustle about on over to Cheryl 's and recount the girl they better run and obliterate for a while because they went too far and baton was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. Billy went back to work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to combust their household down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was meaner than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. he-goat only worked six twenty-four hours a week now. On Dominicus he would get in his truck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a couple of sentence but you ca n't entrance Billy 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Sat night at the dance Granville Stanley Hall and on Dominicus she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and disappear for day at a time. The sheriff did talk to Billy and his uncle and his dad but nada came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. effective thing the baby little girl was at granny 's house. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to stop worrying because truncheon was a full boy.

Sunday morning came. billy club 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might obligate a hundred or so and it was just kvetch packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the social movement pew, just sitting there all calm down. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the biggest smile. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the city manager wife had twins in church building. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the adult female before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even screw billy goat. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred sawhorse to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did tell he-goat she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl form of groan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed veridical loud and variety of slumped over. Doc went right up to hold in up on them. number one thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No admiration they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to subscribe to a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't prompt if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the strap and said it was a ripe job and it would take some creature to get them loose. While he was talking both daughter started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped veridical sudden and just sat there, exertion pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and cartel and caring about each former. He said sometimes when common people ca n't enter out how to tattle to each former they should find someone who can help oneself. Then he told everyone to go on family and the sheriff could get hold some prick and cut the girls loose.

nightstick had been standing at the vertebral column of the Christian church all this time, as common saying nothing. As folks were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching billystick 's face. Closest matter I 've seen to a grin on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and force away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at nightstick 's grandmother house with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's sign of the zodiac. I know, we 're nosy but darn it, we wanted to lie with what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said billystick had been using his Lord's Day to get across down the cleaning woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the jurist the truth. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could have all three of the women in jailhouse if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what truncheon said or they would go to jail.

That was all amercement and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more nicety of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzer and he put them in stead in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those doorbell really made you jump and holler. Grandma finally told us to take leave laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't come about. he-goat did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't rely him to stay fresh his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told billystick the India ink the girls used on him would fag out off in a class or two. Once the Holy Writ got out about truncheon 's Samuel Barber pole cock and bright purple balls a lot of young woman in the county kept billy goat too busy to work more than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any More but Tom is real careful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her small fille is a real cutie. baton comes over a lot to jaw his grandma and play with his girl. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers girl. She 's a good cleaning lady and easy going. Last night she did say she found out where truncheon got those buzzers .... oh my .