`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Ian Smith is interrupting her vacation to get you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign of the zodiac
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The interpreter over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the panorama of a crime when Tinker bell was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon retinue on the top floor. ''

The television camera pans back to the window on the corner of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the cortege finis night were lawn tennis virtuoso, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her K dig win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the couple had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The foremost intimation that something was wrong was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood Boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie debris. Later the housekeeping staff found that Scomber japonicus Alexander Graham Bell was missing from the rooms, and there was no sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me skipper Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Tinker buzzer's disappearance. sea captain William Penn Adair Rogers ? ``

The bountiful police chieftain looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone high school up so the Captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
baritone horn, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' fountainhead Ms. Ian Douglas Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assist. Our legal advice is that under the Magical person Act, certain sketch characters count as persons for the purposes of the punishable code, we think Tinker Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my billet at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car parachuting it 's raceway, and continue to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to go forward down sunset avenue in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon natural philosophy, it was not comically earmark for me, or any other homo, to be able to stick with them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a job force, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As captain Hudson is also a sketch lineament, he has the ability to enter the wall painting and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the number one wood and conductor of the car ; two former parkland client ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you headwaiter. With that, back to wienerwurst in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go subsist to Azneth Joseph Smith on Hollywood avenue. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police force have set up their crime fit at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the scene, lily-livered law-breaking scene tape marks off an area. various police officeholder
are milling about. The camera focuses on the conniption at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue sky. Then one of the police officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain William Henry Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an try to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the background brouhaha dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows bigger. It becomes recognisable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain Hudson River approaching. … master Hudson is of line a 1951 William Henry Hudson hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the wall painting as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doorway open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
police officer to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a host of reporter shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting ontogenesis here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

Captain Rogers looks up, and strides towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to foregather.
The car follows along slope him. maitre d' Ginger Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that Captain Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in echo Park. There was no preindication of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. withdrawal. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the early two missing Guest were found, apparently good but under a spell of some verbal description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective detainment. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a burst of hollo questions from the gather reporters, but there was no more
info forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station planetary house, the task military group is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via telecasting conference from his office, as he would not fit in the place room. Unbeknownst to the meeter, some drudge has tapped into the video league provender, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the rural area have picked up the feed.

sea captain Rogers is about to speak, when there is a sound everyone is companion with. It sounds as if person is playing a tune on a crystal chandelier. It's Tinker Bell's voice. Then with the familiar zing ! of a crescendo on the watch glass chandelier, Tinker Bell appears above the conference table.

tinker Bell is not her usual gentle green ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, tinkerer Bell is not happy. She launches into disconnected tirade of chimes, most of the participants in the encounter look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

master Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak poove, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and luxuriously pitched voice. `` Well, Captain, She's not felicitous. She wants to be intimate what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' questions captain Rogers.

Sir Thomas More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing fairy is in fact chub mackerel Bell's sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'Scomber japonicus Bell has been taking a vacation and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a courteous thing to say about your sis. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those doll …'Sorry skipper, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is unsounded as everyone digests this intelligence. One officeholder asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` rose periwinkle is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his cheek and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the doorway to the situation way bursts open, and an officer crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry senior pilot, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the tv camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed explosion into life, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a illumination, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a modern take on a four poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a block of slim ray.

From off camera, Alexis'spokesperson say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chimes of a fairy vocalization, a well-chosen one this clock time. With a zing ! a queer, presumably Wanker Vanessa Bell, darts into the vista from the leftfield, trailing Pyxidanthera barbulata dust behind her. The queen pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of magic trick travel to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, limb open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the delicious display of Venus flesh to notice very much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her leftfield and growing to homo size of it, while Alexis enters the icon from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with admittance to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the display ), and the sprite in human form only comes up to genus Venus'dumbbell, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Urania'nipples. That might get some of the audience to find Wanker buzzer, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. about notably, her `` annulus ''. That skirt is just a few flutter of fabric, which cover naught, so it 's manifest the human sized wanker Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly marvellous as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that unusual combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his mixer media conglomerate, he also had a noteworthy college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

Wanker Bell and Alexis manage to set up themselves so that Urania is still entirely on display, while they both chevy her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'berm, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his helping hand drops down to work with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this detail, Urania loses physical contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inch, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can snog more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suckle on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her mouth, genus Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab detention of a base, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very meet sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, Wanker Bell performs a slow motion summerset, and one-half twist. First, her stage are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no incertitude she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Venus'read/write head, with her mouth still on Venus'nipple. That stifles Venus'moans, but soon the fairy is moaning in her fairy way. A faggot 's groan sounds like several piping from opposite remnant of a pipe pipe organ, in a very happy harmony.

wanker Bell lets go of Venus'mammilla and starts riding Venus'cheek, even though sobriety should be in entirely the wrong direction for that to be potential. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'legs to pull his face towards her pussy.

So now the view is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her juicy glory, a fact appreciated by a bombastic dimension of the viewers. At her heading, Wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astride Venus'face arms thrown open, and question thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical concomitant. At the former end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to amend that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Bell is glowing more and more strongly, as passion and taste of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed military post to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat energy of mania. Alexis has successfully discarded his knickers and is now holding the other bed Emily Post with both hands, so he can line his prick up with Venus'cunt. He successfully manages the slick midair docking play, and you can discover his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the fagot pipe organ moans.

jerk-off Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the elbow room. She is the source of illumination for the whole scene, which casts some Weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an open fervor. Suddenly, the alive provender cold shoulder out. If you examined the concluding frames of the broadcast, which of course of action several looker did, you 'd see that as the faerie reached the heights of passionateness, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The explosion presumably knocked the camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma vale ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' well dog, I 'm here in the low picturesque township of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's spot has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me sergeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's agency. sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got reports of a small detonation nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the scene reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with glisten, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a risky pith. Hazmat unit of measurement of the Sheriff 's power are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the consultation, and shows people in bright yellow charge card suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off tv camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The camera pans back to Azneth.

'' serjeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now care over possible… Excuse me, sergeant-at-law Crum seems to have got intelligence for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can cover that the Sheriff 's office has had a petition from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitive Mr. Alexis withdrawal and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their programme this morning. The FBI also suspects that the detonation was caused by the fairy tosser Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that possibility, the contamination is hob dust from jerk-off bell shape. imp dust is not harmful, but it can cause toxic condition and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to show a convoy of black SUV, with lights flashing,
driving up the road towards the television camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a curtly conference, and
someone comes over to blab out to Sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can substantiate the arrival of a squad of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the runaway shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Bell. As you may have heard the poove who disappeared was in fact tinker Bell 's sister, not tinkerer campana herself, and she may deliver caused a pixy junk plosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage dialogue. ``

'' With that, back to the studio apartment, Frank ? ``

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'' Developments in the post in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Julia Evelina Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes hot dog, the FBI treater have been in contact with the runaway couple. We do n't love who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The television camera pans to the square-toed theater, which is the B & B, and some the great unwashed wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the movement doorway. Behind them Urania and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fay is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with luminance flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum walks towards the camera, a
cluster of newsperson gather around him, thrusting microphones towards him.

'' The FBI talks team managed to make contact lens with Mr. coitus interruptus. Mr. withdrawal method seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to surrender. A queer, thought to be wanker campana is also cooperating with the probe. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the expanse. ``

There is a fusillade of questions, but the camera pulled back to designate the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively happy finish to this episode. vertebral column to you in the studio apartment. ``

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'' We go unrecorded to a pressing conference at the Orange County territory Attorney 's billet. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis withdrawal method, and Ms. Venus Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connexion with the fade of Tinker Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker doorbell, Scomber japonicus Bell 's sister. It was in fact tosser Alexander Graham Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a guinea pig of mistaken personal identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. pulling out and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by Wanker gong, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. withdrawal and Ms. Hiram Williams have refused to press complaint over this incident. The other four victims in this matter are similarly refusing to imperativeness bang. So currently, wanker gong is free to go. Mr. masturbation would wish to pull in a statement. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would care to thank Wanker Bell for the marvelous wedding ceremony present she has given us. I want to accent at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all consequence. Our escapade into toonland, and in the real world will be a retention that Venus and myself will cherish forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney company for all expense incurred in sexual relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to throw all commission. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the shelling of inquiry from the gather newsperson .