In the CAW 24 screw thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it accept a sci fi mystery story or extraterrestrial being Romance language theme ? after all I am foreign ''

My answer was :

'' How about treaty negotiation between the < insert name here > unknown race and the humankind. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a homo. For extra points, tell it from both human and unknown points of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely pilot idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the web page, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his concern. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for reference, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal masses, in a dark alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the incorrect place, and he really did n't want to think of the function of that porta, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his master science advisor. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguist are positive mr president. They studied the body linguistic communication in minute point, it was said as if it were the most normal bodily process. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on live TV, your United States President and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked nigh politely for illumination, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to sabotage the negotiation, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe worse, kill her ? ``

'' All the data point shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same canonical amino pane as they did, our solid food are compatible. We would even separate them as mammals if we did n't do it they 're alien. They give parentage to live young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial consistence hair. Our measure indicate that our sex organ are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the quotation of sex organs, it was his balls on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' page five of the briefing theme has the outline of the event. You will enter from opposite position of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will get together on the bed at center level, and there you will perform the copulation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to screw an alien, her places are not in the mighty places. ``

'' The briefing written document page 20 through 30 screening hypnotism on how to go on. Our anthropologists have been studying their rite and tradition. There is a heavy amount of root material for that, their porn industry is surprisingly march on. We can see several style in which you might be capable to mate with their president. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their male to submit the lead in congress. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm trusted you can cover it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into politics in the maiden stead. He could have been a dim-witted farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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down feather on the planet, President Rowena Colin luther Powell was having exchangeable thoughts. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most treasured self-control. `` Playboy and the guck God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` Amazing '', of the cartridge holder. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a young girls sake in science and it had put her on the path which after a duad of strange routine brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to bonk there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the alien agonist in the deed of conveyance news report ) had had. She called that being the goo god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive degree that this is their tradition, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth descriptor. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The outlander language had multiple forms, each shape was used in a dissimilar way to communicate wraith of meaning. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the content, 'if you do n't concord, we 'll micro-cook you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the aliens used also made it almost unacceptable to put a figure to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was 3rd, much lupus erythematosus dinner gown. If you used the awry one in the wrong circumstances you could start a war, or unfit. to the highest degree of the time they were referred to `` our friend from outer space '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of to a lesser extent polite discussion for them in vulgar currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a Gorilla gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are several eyes and a sassing. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for ventilation. respiration and speech communication uses the bottom orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politicians. ``

The skill advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The backtalk also doubles as the sex organs though. The natural language is also a member. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds near to me. '' Said the President of the United States with a giggle.

'' Actually madam Chief Executive, the female 's sexual harmonium are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like French people kissing. There is some reference to viva voce sex, that might be Sir Thomas More what you were referring to madam chair. Though given the conflict in the attitude of their oral fissure and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her can ? ``

'' Precisely ma'am president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the degree, she felt naked. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the stage was the alien Chief Executive, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting closemouthed she could see that he was hairless, his skin was shadow and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their major planet with much more UV light than earth, a tougher tegument was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sun, with multiple eyelids. To the alien, even a fountainhead lit TV studio was dark, so all the eyes were fully open, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to assemble you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared delivery, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely diffuse leather crown, leather was n't Rowena 's fetich, but at this rate she thought she might interchange her idea. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the lightness coating of hair she expected to find.

The candy kiss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her backtalk. Of grade, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a cock sucking. Meanwhile the alien 's other tongues, there were three modest tongues arrayed around the main tongue, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The unknown reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most fleshly massage. It felt like hands clad in the cushy calfskin gloves. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his oral fissure down to her white meat. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational thought at that moment, but one sentiment she had was that these aliens had a future tense tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to subscribe up for this again. The foreigner kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The stranger 's tongue probed, he was good at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her ingress. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongues licked at her clit and purulent lip. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The extraterrestrial being raised his buttocks high, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very garish fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted bureau of alien affairs, gull Watson was a computational linguist. He was part of the team which had built the translator the negotiation had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is knob, the TV was playing the coupling of the president in the background. It was being broadcast around the existence. `` So you know about the several build of our Quaker'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth material body cluster very closely in the outturn space. That would entail Holy Scripture in the third and fifth part soma can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third chassis jokes'. Something like our puns, but More subtle. The third cast tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth word form word to a third form word in a sentence you can end up with a soil joke pun. ``

'' That could make lifespan difficult, can we falsify the topology of the map to increase the breakup of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the yield and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by misunderstanding. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .