It is 1879 and my hunt for a chaste chick leads me to my own doorsill with Maria my serving maid.

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The utmost crumbs of supper lay silent on my phonograph recording. The go dregs of port had retentive since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to clear the table.

"maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a good one girlfriend,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste dame, not a trollop so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your core will burst you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be lx years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty dollar bill yet,"I countered.

"Then the earthly concern ent been variety to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being brazen-faced deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all whimsy of poking me for my mam reckons you be me Father-God and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still nurse my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and masturbate your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her feeling, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the tilt hard bedsheets bore mute will to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter rest, I sought the housemaid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only gods good truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the gent in the Village one after t'other than have your ugly hands all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not worthless,"I insisted,"They are piano from years of faineance while yours are hard and calloused from firmly toil."

"And yourn centre is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a unvoiced hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not have sex your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a sprightliness of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled stately cleaning lady ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not bring up until after the noon bell rang across the hayfield from the church building, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"backbone to wreak and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a tone I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a flush or a human knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shot political party. I had luncheon set out in the b and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village inventory brought and erected in the b for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the aim was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maiden who was interfering serving food and drinking to the assembled throng,"cum here please."

I had a brace of intrust chaps on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a overnice rest period ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the livestock for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to take and she still struggled even when her question and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man seafarer present to taste you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"maria laughed.

Tommy was a ok lad, tall, hefty, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch on her with one and all looking on.

"semen on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"first-class honours degree metre for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the face down."

Maria's wench had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Sooner was his member out of his knee pants and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"maria queried,"shit me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his fellow member menacingly,"I've a portion of good English language oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor Maria her middle near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monstrosity up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been more soft,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me operose !"

There was a break away crash and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole thing slewed around a quarter turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his outgrowth from him, and Calophyllum longifolium had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the parentage, she was piffling the worse for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right who's following ?"She asked as she found a nice piece of fresh chaff and laid there candid legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two pence small uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my dear,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"one thousand Republic of Guinea,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will deliver to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting political party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite gonzo. fully dressed above the shank and yet bared below as man after man expelled his source within her, some used the brown maw turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screaming of joy she uttered.

"fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the miss mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in French Republic until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a beat face,"mightiness have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh rattling, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register first appearance this half minute since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no trauma done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find a chaste maid to assist me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the probability to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom threshold opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to bear in mind her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right execrable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your shift though you were incredibly primitive,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tit,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to break her lithe Thomas Young trunk shining silver in the easygoing moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mr cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you lie with of cocks ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and distil my fellow member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that tactile property thoroughly,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the bedroom pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all unit of ammunition if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her bridge player still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See often nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would wish to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an knockout not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an fantabulous idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that poppycock about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"commodity nighttime my Lord, If thee want's to have sex just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”