I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't fall in here diddly-shit. Just stay outside, please. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not sure what to do. We could see Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't disregard a crash. billy club is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't express mirth, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breath, unable to stop over shrieking with laughter.

he-goat lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry he-goat, really disconsolate man, it just caught us off precaution. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to undo Billy from the electric chair. That must take in been the crash, the death chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' billystick, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll facilitate you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if baton did n't consider us because it might be hard to acquire us grievous when we could n't bar snickering while we said it.

Billy had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see fuzz all over the floor but none of it was on he-goat any more. And we had to cease looking at him because every clock time one of us did it ruined any attack to take it seriously, because nightstick 's musket ball were purplish, I mean brilliant purpleness but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a Barber pole, red and tweed stripes from the groundwork to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all unshakable because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and baton just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real number close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those bitches. I 'm gon na find her and her sister and cut them up in picayune pieces and pour down them. ``

Oh shit, Nadine and her babe Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish Billy had taken our advice and left town after the divorce. For almost a year now billy club and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put crappy fish in her car and star sign. She broke his Windows, he poured thirty gal of sewerage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. billystick could be seriously mingy if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk daddy went after he-goat when they were in the eighth grade. He was a big man, and a base drunk. He must have outweighed Billy by fifty Sudanese pound. nightstick took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his articulatio genus. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's pop left town when he got out of the hospital. nonentity ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in making love.

baton is a serious mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school Billy married Nadine and went to work out. Billy worked hard to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their picayune girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so voiceless Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to billy he told her he had to turn for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to understand that Billy was building their hereafter. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance entrance hall with her sister. bother was, Cheryl was a class older and unmarried and a bit hazardous. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and trip the light fantastic toe and coquet as long as she did n't fuck some early man.

billy goat had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big cover tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't base. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner party and went dancing. truncheon drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain wrong. billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his hands all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. billystick walked right up to them, slammed a clenched fist into the guys tabernacle and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a one word of honor to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to blockade but he got in his truck and get off. He did n't issue forth base for three days and after that he still would n't speak to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for study. He did n't come home until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a couple of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. truncheon came home one nighttime and Nadine and the baby were gone. Billy never said a affair, just got up and went to make for, seven days a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming Billy devote adultery. She had a paper signed by some charwoman saying she and Billy had been screwing for four months. baton said nix and did nothing so when it went to the justice. He read all the written document, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this shit true Billy ? ''. Billy took care of the Judges cars and the judge liked him. Billy just stared at the jurist and he sighed, `` Did n't intend so but since you have no proof and I have a signed newspaper publisher ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

nightstick ended up with nothing, except body of work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every time she did something to hit Billy angry he just waited a spell and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to continue out of their picayune war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and truncheon just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little affright. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and order the daughter they better run and conceal for a spell because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk of the town was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. billy goat went back to work. truncheon 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to bite their house down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was beggarly than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. baton only worked six days a week now. On William Ashley Sunday he would get in his hand truck and go away. We had no estimation where. The three of us tried following him a couple of times but you ca n't catch billystick 's hand truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sis Sat night at the dance hall and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a spell Cheryl would come up a new man and disappear for solar day at a time. The sheriff did spill the beans to he-goat and his uncle and his dad but cypher came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the baby girl was at grandma 's house. We all wondered if truncheon had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to stop bedevilment because Billy was a good boy.

Sun morn came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little faith and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just apparently packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the enceinte grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayors married woman had twins in Christian church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the theme about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred sawhorse to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did recount billystick she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she kind of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church building, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher man just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed really loud and variety of slumped over. Doc went right up to hold in up on them. commencement affair he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't actuate'. The sheriff went up to engage a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a all-embracing leather shoulder strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their wench, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a good job and it would take some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both fille started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, effort pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and exuberate that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and trustfulness and caring about each early. He said sometimes when family line ca n't figure out how to talk to each other they should determine someone who can help. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could incur some tool and cut the lady friend loose.

Billy had been standing at the back of the church service all this time, as usual saying null. As folk music were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching billy club 's face. Closest thing I 've seen to a grinning on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his hand truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's household later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated truncheon and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at truncheon 's grandma house with the sister and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's family. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six wraith of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo off us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said billy goat had been using his Sundays to track down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her recite the judge the trueness. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the justice. The judge told Billy he could let all three of the women in jail if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all ticket and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six Thomas More shades of red and said Billy bought some form of electronic doorbell and he put them in spot in her and Cheryl they had never put matter like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and holler. Grandma finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured billystick and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't materialise. he-goat did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a fair sex who did n't trust him to save his cock in his pants.

Oh, doc told Billy the india ink the daughter used on him would wear off in a year or two. Once the word got out about Billy 's Samuel Barber pole stopcock and bright purple balls a lot of girls in the county kept Billy too fussy to work more than five mean solar day a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so angry any Thomas More but Tom is genuine thrifty not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her footling girl is a genuine cutie. billystick comes over a lot to natter his grannie and sport with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a spell because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers daughter. She 's a good charwoman and loose going. finally night she did say she found out where Billy got those bell .... oh my .