It is 1879 and my search for a chaste chick leads me to my own doorstep with maria my serving maid.

Calophyllum longifolium

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The stopping point so-and-so of supper lay silent on my disk. The last dregs of port had long since passed my lips.

The serving doll waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one lady friend,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirtation, but I desire a chaste dame, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a flirtation, your ticker will erupt you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be threescore years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the humans ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being bodacious deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be superior,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suckle my member and select me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the break of the day the rock operose bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the affair rest period, I sought the maidservant out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very bounderish yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road circle it were only gods true truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of pink slip ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the Village one after t'early than have your slimy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My men are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are soft from twelvemonth of idleness while yours are hard and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn nerve is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a knockout hearted bastard."

"Not a mother fucker technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not eff your billet do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled Lord cleaning woman ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not budge until after the noon bell rang across the hayfield from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"backbone to act upon and think on what I said."

I was deeply bruise and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a genu in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the side by side shooting company. I had luncheon set out in the barn and at lunch time we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the small town stemma brought and erected in the barn for rationality I did not disclose.

How ever the intent was soon to be made readable,"maria,"I ordered the amah who was busybodied serving food and deglutition to the assembled throng,"come here please."

I had a couplet of trusted cranny on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then early day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a dainty rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to put in and she still struggled even when her head and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to strap by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to bare her backside.

"No jazz your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to derive to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to try out you."

"Rather that than have your slimed helping hand all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a all right lad, tall, powerful, shy, she knew he would run a naut mi rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"semen on then St. Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the position down."

maria's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to expose her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor Lad, no sooner was his penis out of his breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the stir be about ?"Maria queried,"tinker's dam me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of near side oak for thee that thee'l not leave for a while."

poor Maria her heart near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been Thomas More ennoble,"I confessed.

"Harder !"maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me harder !"

There was a secede crash and the inventory post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The solid thing slewed around a poop play. poor people old Tom it nearly ripped his outgrowth from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to obliterate I or summat ?"

I released her from the breed, she was piffling the spoiled for clothing and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"rightfulness who's next ?"She asked as she found a nice composition of fresh husk and laid there open legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her fastened shirt."Big pecker two centime footling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an bawd might as well get paid for it."

"Capital approximation my affectionately,"I said,"How lots for me ?"

"K guinea,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will suffer to reconsider,"I admitted.

My creative thinker raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The recommencement of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the dark-brown trap turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieking of joy she uttered.

"fantasy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the Christian church registry and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Anatole France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a flummox look,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking gruelling,"Or that butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her air hole if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to chance a chaste housemaid to serve me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedchamber doorway opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Calophyllum longifolium entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to masturbate you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business concern,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a hand job or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to reveal her lithe young body shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of cocks ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a comely few this after, and the old butler he been giving me example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and press out my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mr. peter,"she said stroking him.

"looking at this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, to the lowest degree wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that look respectable,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

matter were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all cycle if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her genu each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a lot nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good jet there passkey,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying maestro ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sopor Calophyllum longifolium,"I insisted.

"Good Night my Almighty, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the costa or summat,"mare suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”