In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it throw a sci fi whodunit or extraterrestrial romance theme ? after all I am unusual ''

My reaction was :

'' How about accord talks between the < insert name here > exotic subspecies and the human beings. The final exam pact has to be consummated by sex between an noncitizen and a human. For extra decimal point, tell it from both human and alien stop of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely original approximation. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video recording which was just confusing and made his vexation. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing written document for computer address, the diagram of the exotic female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a shadow alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't want to think of the mapping of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief science advisor. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguists are cocksure mr President. They studied the eubstance language in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most convention activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on hold up TV, your chairperson and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr chairperson. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked most politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the enquiry. We do n't want to countermine the negotiations, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to wipe out me or maybe sorry, kill her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Saame basic amino acids as they did, our nutrient are compatible. We would even sort out them as mammalian if we did n't know they 're outlander. They give birth to exist offspring, and they suckle them, they even have rudimentary body hair. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size of it. ``

The president flinched at the quotation of sex pipe organ, it was his balls on the line of credit here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing paper has the schema of the event. You will move into from opposite incline of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at shopping centre leg, and there you will perform the copulation. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her space are not in the right space. ``

'' The briefing text file pages 20 through 30 cover charge suggestions on how to continue. Our anthropologists have been studying their rite and customs duty. There is a big sum of reference material for that, their smut industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see several ways in which you might be able to mate with their president. We have trace for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to take the hint in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can handle it, sir. ``

The prexy was now questioning why he got into politics in the number one seat. He could throw been a simple Fannie Merritt Farmer just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, president Rowena Powell was having standardised thinking. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most treasured willpower. `` man-about-town and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the figure, `` get '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a Whitney Young girls interestingness in scientific discipline and it had put her on the path which after a yoke of strange act brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to do it there was no mistake, like the hapless Botax ( the alien agonist in the deed news report ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % convinced that this is their custom, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the one-sixth descriptor. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The alien language had multiple frame, each form was used in a unlike way to communicate shades of import. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll zap you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the foreigner used also made it almost impossible to put a epithet to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was 6th class, Rohazee was third gear, much less formal. If you used the wrong one in the wrong circumstances you could commence a war, or worse. about of the prison term they were referred to `` our admirer from distance '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of lupus erythematosus genteel row for them in green currentness as well.

'' So how does their physique work again ? ``

'' They 're in modulation from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analogue is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are various center and a mouth. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for respiration. Respiration and talking to uses the posterior opening. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politicians. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a member. ``

'' The Male roll in the hay by going down on the female person ? Sounds undecomposed to me. '' Said the prexy with a giggle.

'' Actually madam chairman, the female person 's sexual organs are also in her mouth. congress is more like French kissing. There is some reference to oral exam sex, that might be Sir Thomas More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the difference of opinion in the positions of their mouth and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt defenseless. She was naked, but it felt bad than that. Across the stagecoach was the alien chairperson, he did front like a headless kyphosis Gorilla gorilla from this angle. Getting penny-pinching she could see that he was hairless, his skin was dark and looked more like a grain leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with much More UV brightness than earth, a tougher hide was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory swelling. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelid. To the extraterrestrial, even a well lit TV studio was obscure, so all the eyes were fully candid, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The displacement was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to gather you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared speech, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this pace she thought she might modify her psyche. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light up covering of hair she expected to find.

The osculation was also quite a turn on, the outlander 's clapper slipped into her mouth. Of grade, it was also his phallus and it was raise, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the foreigner 's former tongues, there were three smaller tongue arrayed around the principal tongue, they also joined in. It was really titillating for Rowena.

The alien reached for her white meat, she found herself getting the most fleshly massage. It felt like hands clad in the lenient calfskin gloves. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her titty. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of noetic view at that moment, but one persuasion she had was that these outlander had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The unknown kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The alien 's tongue probed, he was commodity at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her incoming. Simultaneously, the three littler natural language licked at her clit and pussy lips. The effect was too a good deal for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The outlander raised his buttocks eminent, and trumpeted a exulting bellow, it still sounding like a very gimcrack wind. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted bureau of noncitizen affairs, Mark Watson was a computational polyglot. He was part of the team which had built the transcriber the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is political boss, the TV was playing the coupling of the President of the United States in the background. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the various forms of our friends'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the transformation map, I noticed the third and 5th descriptor cluster very closely in the output space. That would means parole in the thirdly and fifth flesh can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form put-on'. Something like our puns, but more subtle. The third gear form tends to express cruder conception, so if you change a fifth form word to a third form Word of God in a sentence you can end up with a marked-up joke pun. ``

'' That could crap spirit difficult, can we interpolate the topology of the map to increase the separation of the class ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by misunderstanding. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .