Ma'am Catherine The Great 'S Spill


Bdsm, Humiliation
I arrived at Allerton Hall unannounced, dressed in the Hellenic style of a bring Gentleman while riding in a tolerably smart carriage pulled by a matched pair of Greys, driven by one Mr Barrington from Devonshire who had become my friend masquerading as a coachman.

The Earl Howarth 's Samuel Butler rushed out in ferment shout `` Are you expected sir, only His blessing is away at the whipping Sir. '' His Grace indeed, as if he was a Prince or Archbishop not a bare Earl.

'' Oh ! Then direct me pray, '' I requested, in as haughty personal manner as I could muster.

'' In the Town sir, Allerton, in the square sir, at the walloping sir, '' he said deferentially whereas by right he should be ordering us hence.

'' And the Lady Catherine ? '' I asked.

He paused as if confused, `` At the whipping sir. ``

'' Then to Allerton, '' I directed, and Barrington obeyed instantly cracking the whip and forth we lunged with flying hooves and myself desperate to keep back possession of my ridiculously tall hat..

'' I could get a taste for this John Lackland ! '' he turned and grinned at me and in that minute we shaved a gatepost by a whisker, `` better than mining, '' he commented.

'' Hah, not as lucrative, '' I laughed, `` And not as secure with your driving, you better let me drive ! ``

We changed places and also changed coating and chapeau and we continued on our way, laughing.

I drove into Allerton at a goodness lick and swung into the public square, thank god Barrington was alert because a seething mass of humanity confronted us and if he had not thrust the sprag through a roulette wheel there should receive been massacre for we should never have stopped.

I sat and stared, never having seen its like except at a hanging in Bodmin in August, for a great wooden stage had been set up against the Red Leo alehouse across from St Agnes church the unit securities industry square was packed with all classes and upon that stage a serving bird was being whipped, she was naked to the waistline, her gown or shift ripped from her and dangling from the string around her shank and her masked leather clad teaser, the hangman Jenkins I fancied, was flaying her already scarred and bloodied back and then as she sought to avoid his reversal by turning away he struck her shapely uncovered breasts and the teats thereon with a measured ferocity.

Her hands were manacled and uselessly chained together and the chain tied to a gamey beam of light high above her head which served to hold her so she could do nix but stand or swing uselessly from the articulatio radiocarpea branding iron from which a trail of rake seeped already.

The crowd were transfixed and so fixed in their attention that they paid us no heed but I supposed that a public whipping was the pinnacle of their time of year, and all classes were present, merchant and peasants, proletarian and nobility indeed the Earl and Countess looked on from tiered seating set up for the purpose, the Lord William Franklin Graham, his son, by his side and the noblewoman Phillipa his younger daughter with them, but I looked in vain for the lady Catherine.

'' We 'll tether the horse cavalry and walk back, '' I suggested and I expertly backed the carriage through a T turn and tethered the team outside the Dragon Inn.

The amah was nothing but a limp and bloodied mess when I returned, and his worship Mr Justin subsidisation the justice of the Trentham assizes was mounting the steps to the phase, `` Observe and observe well one and all, '' he shouted to the assembled throng, `` His state of grace Earl Leslie Howard Stainer told me to apply the law in its total force, and here you see I shirked not my responsibility, and I commend and command that three month hence you shall assemble again to see the penalisation I laid down. ``

He paused for breather, `` banknote well that when I exercised lenity by refraining from having the bird transported to the antipodes, I was determined that punishment should never the less be carried out and seen to be carried out, and have you seen penalization ? '' he asked, `` Have you ? ``

There was a murmur, `` Have you seen that I justice Hiram Ulysses Grant am a man of my word and all are equal in my court of law, that the lowest maid and mellow lady can bear equality of treatment ? '' he demanded. There was a murmur of approval. `` That the noblewoman Catherine received no taste when she abused her trust and steal a trinket, as she called it, one that should cost a servant five twelvemonth toil ? ``

It hit me like a sledge hammer, the serving chick was the Lady Catherine the Great, all bloodied and beaten.

'' Six months has she toiled in the fields and six Sir Thomas More shall she toil, '' he shouted, `` I offered lenity should she confess as you all heard, but she will not allow her guilty conscience, will not confess, will not apologise and without attrition there can be no lenity, no easy life as a menage retainer so shall she go along as the lowest farm girl until the after one year and a day then she shall be dismissed and be cast from her Labor for her father to disown, I suggest she may feature found the Antipodes preferable so be be warned one and all, '' he shouted his voice rising to a crescendo, `` Thou shalt not slip. ``

'' That 's Catherine ! '' I gasped to Barrington.

'' The missy you keep talking about ? '' he demanded.

'' Indeed. '' I replied, scarcely believing my auricle and eyes, `` That 's Catherine the Great. ``

The shock of seeing Catherine was profound, to see her displayed so cruelly as a thief, I could scarce believe it. I scarce recognised her as she was cut down, filthy bloodied and yet to my eye beautiful, though her hair was no longer neatly cut and her cheeks were now not painted but naturally cherry and her berm firmed and muscled, and then as the ropes were cut and she fell and sprawled in the dirt so her sack fell away revealing an iron sexual morality belt.

A great laugh arose and jar Catherine of Aragon from her stunned fixedness and she grabbed her pull dust coat around her, desperate to preserve the modesty that in truth was lost, and all the while her centre were crying but her binge had run dry until just the pluck data track remained in the filth of her face.

'' That 's your girl ? '' Barrington queried, `` She 's a beauty ! ``

'' Do n't joke, '' I warned.

'' I do not ! '' he said, `` I bet she scrubs up really prissy. ``

I realised she had an iron collar around her neck and she was taken down from the stage and chained barefoot behind a dung cart hauled by an ox and so was she pulled from the square.

'' What now ? '' Barrington asked.

'' find Catherine II, '' I suggested, `` Follow that cart ! ``

It was a irksome and sore process, but by and by we made progress until at length the chawbacon riding the cart saw we were no menace to them and pulled Catherine aboard so the Ox could move at its best pace which in all honesty was no better than when Catherine had been staggering behind.

Its goal was his Lordship pig farm, set away from the main theatre and farm because of the smell it was a low stone built edifice with a stone tile ceiling on timbers, and there in the mud and grime lived his Lordship 's pig bed, and with them we soon discovered also resided Catherine chained as she was to an iron in the wall which I noted his Lordship agent fastened her chain with a pad lock.

'' And what 's your involvement here master Matson ? '' he asked as he spied me watching.

'' I have been away sir, '' I replied, `` I am most curious as to why the Lady Catherine is so care for. ``

'' She 's no ma'am ! '' he laughed, `` A sow like the rest, '' he said and he tore away the last of her wearing apparel leaving her naked, `` She 'll get plenty of swill come morning and she can relish a living of simpleness, '' he laughed, `` No sir I must ask that you be gone as this is private commonwealth. ``

'' Oh, yes indeed, '' I agreed, `` almost certainly, trade good day sir. ``

'' What now sir ? '' Barrington asked as we went away.

'' Find your beloved in Rotherham of track ! '' I ordered, `` degenerate me at my don 's and take aim the carriage. ''

I directed him the way to my fathers modest abode standing as it did high on the hillside overlooking meadows and pasturage my forefather pretended to the world that he owned, yet sadly such was not the eccentric, indeed there was a meter in my youth when my don spoke to me earnestly, `` whoremaster, '' he said, `` You are the old son of a minute son, you have a good name but no hazard, so my son it is for you to create your own lot, shall you conjoin the militia, the Admiralty, the Church ? he asked, `` Or the Law. ``

'' No Fatherhood, '' I had answered `` I shall be an explorer and trip the humankind in search of hoarded wealth. ``

'' Indeed, '' he exclaimed, `` And marry a princess ? ``

'' No the gentlewoman Catherine the Great. '' I said proudly, though in verity at that time I had barely exchange two dozen words with the girl.

'' Ha ! '' he exclaimed, `` Earl Howarth 's daughter ! '' he laughed, `` Oh my Jehovah what a mentation ! '' he laughed but Uncle Patrick Henry lent the money for my Education Department and I attended Salford University and studied geology and chemistry and the way to demonstrate purity of the precious metals with an eye to seeking gold prospecting and so by academic degree my Education Department progressed until with a loan from Father that he could ill afford I bought passage to Mexico.

I had a final summertime at home, a brief trance of dancing and festival, and I saw the Lady Catherine often, I amused her, it seemed, but she sought not entertainment but a rich wooer to woo her, but for the while my party sufficed when there was no more eligable batchelor present tense and indeed such was our companionability that the Earl himself challenged my intentions.

'' Why to gain a fortune in the New existence and wed Catherine sir, '' I replied.

'' And if you return penniless ? '' he asked.

'' I do not designate to hark back penniless, '' I explained, `` Either I return with investment firm or not at all that is my intent. ``

'' Then do not distract Catherine the Great, you amuse her, but she has but a short season, you do realise ? '' he asked reasonably.

'' I shall be gone before the London time of year starts sir, '' I said, `` I shall not fuss her again unless I return well set up. ``

I set of for Mexico but sea sickness afflicted me and it was a great stand-in when we hit a gale off the Longships reef and had to limp into Newlyn for repairs, and once ashore nothing would induce me to venture to sea ever again, and it was in Cornwall and not the new world that I made my fortune.

gum olibanum it was with mild disinterest that Padre watched Barrington drive the carriage up to our sign and then he watched in amazement as I descended, only to catch its disappearance when I had unloaded my own luggage as sign that it was as a mere passenger in a hire conveyance rather than the man of inwardness as I appeared.

It was Mother that rushed to greet me, `` John where have you been ? '' she asked, `` Have you made your hazard ? '' she asked.

I admitted to a fortune of a thousand dog pound and she insisted on hearing how I had fared before I even removed my grip from the roadside.

'' I have been mining silver gray, '' I said.

'' In the America 's ? '' don asked.

'' No, Cornwall. '' I replied, `` I bought passage to Mexico from Plymouth on the `` Pallister '' under Captain Trelawney but as soon as we passed from the Tamar river into the unresolved Ocean I was rendered incapable with the sea malady, and when we sprang a timber off the Longships Reef and had to limp into Newlyn for repairs nix would get me to venture to sea ever again. ``

'' Ha typical ! '' Father replied, `` Did I not tell you that as the oldest son of a second son, you have a proficient name but no hazard, and to create your own destiny by joining the Militia, the Admiralty, the Church ? he asked, `` Or the Law ? ``

'' Yes Father, '' I agreed, `` And I said I shall be an adventurer and trip the macrocosm in search of treasure. ``

'' Then it 's a great shame you found none such. '' he added.

'' Well Father I worked the Wheal Claire mine, Captain Trelawney 's buddy 's mine and found atomic number 47. '' I told him, `` He thought I made a pittance from Tin, but it was silver, he said there was tin there in the worked out lead seams and gave directions, just above the water he said, and there it was a thin line and I started on my own with a peck axe and a bundle of candles, and I recognised the silver bearing ore and beat out my own rock by cd brightness level, and made my own back breaker using my education to the entire and dissolved the silver from the crushed rock and vagabond my own silver ingots, but the vein was not extensive, too slim to mine easily so I cut and propped barely a six inch slot in the rock and gradually worked all I could reach.

When it was all but worked out I made Telawney an offer, `` What say you that I buy the mine, '' I put the suggestion to him. ''

'' His old face turned into a smile, '' I explained, `` He named a Mary Leontyne Price and I agreed, and then I recruited Barrington at Devonport near Plymouth and we scraped that silver medal seam clean and jerk as late as we dared, and we, Barrington and I took our treasure to Truro piece by piece moulded and cast into ingots and had it 's purity confirmed and marked to prove it was indeed silver and as an aside we made mob and trinkets by selective casting and we travelled the jewellers selling gewgaw doughnut and small-arm of silver and with the take I paid for the mine, and then we showed dowry of it to selected men of wealth saying there was sliver there and machinery was needed to mine the venous blood vessel any further and I sold shares until I was quite bought out and now I am returned. ``

I did n't credit I sent my foremost hoop to lady Catherine of Aragon, I had its purity checked and hallmarked by Truro assay place and I sent it anonymously but within the inner circle I engraved, `` To my honey JM. '' so she should fuck she was in my thoughts always.

'' A queen story, '' Father averred, `` but come in and have an extra place set at dinner party Mother. ``

'' What happened to madam Catherine ? '' I asked as we relaxed after dinner,

'' She stole a ring, '' begetter said, `` A trinket from Lady fowler. ``

'' Yes, a solid ash gray mob, '' female parent said, '' From noblewoman Fowler. ``

'' Oh it was all over the County and to reckon you thought to marry her ! '' Father joked, `` There was something, Lady Fowler would accept forgotten the wholly thing of Catherine of Aragon would deliver wed her Francis, but she refused and avowed Francis sent her the ring, which he denied. ``

'' What happened ? '' I asked.

'' Oh it was such a fuss, '' Mother said, `` All Society attended, the judge, evaluator Duncan Grant, insisted that the law were upheld for her as for the blue society and when it was all over he found her shamefaced and ordered she should be stripped of her finery and her titles and whipped four prison term at equinoctial point or the cheeseparing Sat thereto and should serve as Lady fowler 's servant for a twelvemonth and a day. ``

'' She said I should rather be given hogs in a field ! '' Father added, `` So the Judge he said. ``

'' He said very well, the sentence is to tend pig, '' Mother squealed.

'' And his Grace passed a note to the Judge. '' Father added.

'' And the judge ordered her to wear an iron chastity swath ! '' mother chuckled, `` Just think. ''

'' What happened ? '' I asked.

'' Tell him Gerald, '' Mother suggested, `` I shall retire. ``

don took up the story, `` They dragged her to the cell, it was pitiful, she came with her father and female parent and sister and Brother, she screamed for them pleaded her innocence and they just watched as she was taken away, silently, and then when the whispering started that she would n't be flogged at all his Grace paid for a stage to be built beside the Red king of beasts and promised fee ale and had the evaluator make for her to the square on the Sat of the equinox all dressed up, but chained hands and base and there they had the hangman strip her to her under transmutation, tearing her dress right away and then he tore even that away so her udders were free and then he called the blacksmith and they had a open fireplace going and they rivetted an iron shoe collar around her neck like any common criminal and hung it from a electron beam. ``

'' Rivetted ? '' I queried.

'' Red hot stud, how she screamed, '' he said, and then the judge said 'One hundred whiplash !'One hundred, that 's twice the common for a thief but you see it was a valuable ring, gaffer silver, and the hangman took up the whip and was merciless, left and compensate in flip-flop stroke, first he bared her buttocks so we could see the belt and when he made her bleed there he bared her back and then thrashed lines into it, an edge apart every inch very near he covered, and when he tired of that he thrashed her front. ``

'' Her breasts ? '' I gasped in astonishment.

'' Yes and her teats, criss crisscross hither and thither her ams were shackled viewgraph so she could not protect herself you see and her belly, he whipped that, some it was nearer two hundred whip and all she could say was'I 'm devoid .'

'' Then what ? '' I asked.

'' Oh she fainted, '' forefather said remembering, `` So they revived her with throwing water at her from sleeping room pot, then he finished thrashing, they tore off her brake shoe and stockings and they drew the Earl 's gunk spreading drag up and chained her behind it and set the ox off with a theme from a pistol, of course being a finely lady, ''

Mother returned, `` Oh yes she was n't used to walking barefoot on cobbles and she variety of jumped and hopped and everybody laughed and hooted and threw rotted veggie and all sorts of nastiness at her. ``

'' They put a poke around her to veil her nakedness, '' Father added, `` And they took her to the Earls pig sty and let her sleep and bouncy with the sloven, she measures out their swill, some say she part it because they do n't run her. ``

'' And how is she ? '' I asked.

'' Filthy and tempestuous, '' mother said, `` The hick used to like to bedevil her but they do n't see the stop anymore so she gets left alone. ``

'' The Beadle has her road mending though, '' Father added, `` Rock breaking, which is homo work really but the judge agreed it was fair. ``

'' To think you wanted to hold your hat up to a commons criminal, she 'll have to suit a servant or marry a yokel, '' female parent said.

'' Enter a house of prostitution more like, '' Father said because he knew of such things being a previous Militia man.

'' Gerald please ! '' mother snapped.

'' I see, and all because Catherine the Great refused the Fowler boy. '' I suggested.

'' Oh no, she stole the ring all right. '' Mother insisted, `` The Fowler 's would have got no need of her dowry. ``

I knew something was incorrectly, but what ?

'' Oh of course she 's been whipped since then, '' Mother said, `` It did n't seem right when they brought her into the square behind the dung cart on mid summers day and the smell was something awful, so terminal week they found her clothes from the hallway and dressed her without bathing her. ``

'' It was, well, '' male parent said, `` Like a bad play, a filthy chawbacon in a richly embroidered dress brought in the Earls spare carriage, but the lower order loved it, especially when the hang man ripped the dress off her and showed the under-things of a fine lady that the lower club may go a lifetime without seeing. ``

'' And the bird when they bared her teat, '' Mother added, `` You see she was healed up almost lily white where the scandal flaked off. and then he cut her again, left her bleeding again. ``

'' I know, I saw, I was there, '' I said, `` At the end. ``

'' Oh, on your way domicile ? '' sire asked.

'' My friend Mr Barrington had business in Rotherham, '' I explained.

'' Well you are a very lucky boy, '' female parent opined, '' Why had you the money to match your crush you may ingest wed a thief. ``

'' He wanted her dowery Mabel, '' Father explained, `` A thousand guineas, eh, dulcorate the oral contraceptive eh ! all her requirement and haughtiness, I remember when she was Whitney Young you went to her birthday and she just ignored you ! ``

'' It was not that, she was so beautiful I could not summon the courage to speak to her. '' I said.

'' Well, '' Mother suggested, `` She 's not beautiful now, even a tramp is cleaner and less pathologic. ``

I ignored mother 's jibe.

Next morning I donned my working apparel and borrowed begetter 's knight for a ride to the Earl 's piggery I rode preceding slowly, Catherine looked through me as I passed so I ignored her also but when I had rounded a twist I tethered my Equus caballus and I walked back, `` Nice break of the day, '' I said cheerily.

'' What exactly is nice about it ? '' she asked with a sarcasm completely at odds with her station.

'' Fresh pushover, pretty girl, what more could a man desire. '' I asked.

'' Do n't get estimate, '' She said as she banged her manacled wrist joint against her chastity swath, `` Or that because I have sharp teeth and a potent bite. ''

'' A kiss then, a docile caress of your, '' I paused, she had donned a pig pigswill sack for a smock but it was informal and her breasts were clearly displayed.

'' I can not escape you so I shall ask only for a pastie, or a meat pie, and for that I shall earmark that you may fondle, suckle, do what you will. '' she said, `` Otherwise I have acute dentition and pointed elbows. ``

'' Then a substance pie I shall fetch, '' I agreed, `` Or shall you accompany me ? ``

She rattled the chain attached from her handcuff ankle to the pigsty wall, `` I am afraid I am seedy. ``

'' So I understand, '' I answered.

'' Do I know you ? '' she asked.

'' You are Lady Catherine II, yes ? '' I asked in reply.

'' Yes, I was once on a preceding life, and you are ? '' she clearly had not recognised me, perhaps my hard parturiency had made a man of the boy she once knew..

'' An admirer, and a meat pie you shall have, '' I promised, `` And a jam bawd if you please me. ``

'' Do n't bemock, and where have you the money for Proto-Indo European ? '' she asked, `` Pies not promises will win my affections. ``

I went away in search of pie, I bought a slice at the Red Lion and a jam working girl and hurried back, to her.

She devoured the meat pie ravenously, `` Oh that tastes so good, warm food. '' she said and when I gave her the tart she said, `` You said if I pleased you ? what are your terms.

'' None, but should you desire More then lure me ! '' I suggested as she savoured the afters water from my flask as she ate.

'' Shall you play with my teats ? '' she asked, `` As the chawbacon do ? ``

'' I should be honoured, '' I said and I gently slipped her break from her breast and knack my head.

Her teat stiffened as I touched it, `` Oh please do not torment me with appease kiss take what you will, '' she pleaded, `` bit me hurt me but do not love me for I can not deport it. ``

'' You do not welcome my attentions ? '' I asked.

'' No, not this, let me remedy you swiftly I shall not burn I promise, you may use my sass. '' she said and I kissed her full on the rim and she recoiled, `` No your member ! '' she cried, `` I shall not prick. ``
I undid my breeches feeling unsure of myself, `` Oh, my it 's, ah it 's freehanded than, '' she said.

She looked so discerning, so lovely, I imagined for indorse how her enactment might be, all gilded fur and anticipation beneath the iron shoulder strap and it happened, uncontrollably my expelling started, splattering her chin and nose and eyelids, `` You beast you betrayed me ! '' she squealed.

I apologised, `` You are too beautiful, '' I stammered, `` allow for me. '' I took my hand kerchief and moistened it and wiped the seed from her face, `` You should have allowed my osculation, '' I suggested, `` Promise me a farseeing passionate kiss and you shall ingest a chicken leg and apple pie side by side meter flip. ``

'' And will me all wanting, I think not, I should rather thirst. '' she said, `` But I shall brand myself to suckle you, for a pie, if you please ? ``

I left her to her lying-in, except I had a enquiry, `` Why did you steal the doughnut ? ``

'' I never stole anything ! '' she insisted, `` Francis gave it to me ! '' she insisted, it amused me so I wore it and then when I refused Francis his Mother insisted it were hers and had I stolen it ! '' she explained, `` But why your involvement ? ``

'' Oh, I suppose, well I 'm no majuscule catch, '' I said, `` But I own I should like to lay abed with you when your lying-in ceases. ``

She hit me, `` That is 20 whiplash, '' I said, `` Now say you 'll wed me and it will be forgotten. ``

'' No, lash away, never. '' she averred.

'' Then I shall petition your father ! '' I announced.

'' You are cruel with these secret plan, '' she insisted, `` I shall rather eat pig 's pigwash than survive your troupe and eat pies and cocotte, chocolate even. ``

'' Fare well then my beauty, '' I said and trudged away, but I returned on horseback, `` Until the morrow, '' I said and threw her my horse cavalry cover before riding away.

I went again to the Earl 's theater, riding horseback this time, all dressed like a valet and I was accepted as such, and invited in directly, `` Begging your free pardon sir but whom should I enjoin his blessing for I can not come back your name. ``

'' Matson, John the Evangelist Matson, '' I replied, `` I came once before. '' I explained.

The old fool was too instill by my attire to realise who I was and invited me to wait in the parlour, and the Earl appeared presently, `` Matson, son of Gerald Matson, '' he said, `` I seldom forget a face.

'' Indeed your Grace. '' I replied.

'' Have you been ennobled ? '' he chuckled, `` Or are you Joseph Black Ned the highwayman ? ``

I laughed, `` No indeed, I am a failed venturer who sought riches in the Americas and succumbed to sea malady before I passed the Scillies but I had some luck mining in Cornwall, enough for a suit of wearing apparel and a Equus caballus in any case. ``

'' And your reason for calling ? '' he asked.

'' Catherine, '' I replied.

'' There is no Catherine II here, I have disowned her entirely, what happens to her interests me not a fig. '' he said more with sadness than anger.

'' Then you have no objection if I woo her, offer spousal relationship perhaps ? '' I asked.

'' You, a fraudster with a suit and a horse and no fortune, indeed you should be a perfect match, go to her, woo her fornicate should care, I shall find the key to her celibacy belt ammunition, if you have a shilling. ''

'' Sir, '' I protested, but he was searching his pouch, and drew out a silver key.

'' Here, now go wallow in the pig sty and fornicate to your centre content. '' he said.

I found a bob and placed it upon the mesa, `` There was the matter of of a ring, '' I explained, `` I have a great partiality for Catherine and would like to induce her innocence proven. ``

'' Oh she had a preference for rings, '' he explained, `` It brought her precipitation, an antique of the thirteenth 100 by its marks I believe, hugely worthful, hugely embarrassing, so I shall ask you to kindly never darken my door again should you harmonise with her, and now if you will excuse me, '' he said quite quietly as he stood to lead, and to my surprisal as he left the room he pocketed my shilling.

It was quite strange, indeed very strange to be given a discharge hand with the Lady Catherine, indeed although the light was fading I went to see her forthwith, but she was sleeping contentedly under my horse cavalry blanket so I let her lie.

I said not a word to Father or Mother but next day I bought knock chicken leg, and an apple pie and some special drinking chocolate with soft centres containing fine vino which I took to her, but the Earl 's pig man was chastising her for possessing a horse blanket.

'' She is keeping it dependable for me, '' I informed him as I approached, but already he had struck her several times across the shoulders with a rough ramification he had broken from a Tree nearby.

'' And who be you ? '' he asked.

'' Two penny for you to pretend yourself scarce, '' I explained, `` I am come to woo the housemaid. ``

'' Ha ! '' he laughed but twopence was sufficient for him to quell his thirst in ale and as I proffered it so he grasped it and hurried away.

'' You came back ? '' Catherine the Great exclaimed.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` Are you pleased to see me ? ``

'' If that 's the olfaction of chicken, '' she smiled, `` evidence me are you John, Gerald Matson 's son ? ``

'' I am and it is indeed, '' I agreed, `` But there is a price. '' I handed the chicken to her and Catherine gnawed hungrily upon the chicken leg and peered at me. I dangled the key to her chastity belt ammunition. She stopped chewing.

'' How ? '' she asked, `` How did you ? ''

'' Your male parent sold it for a shilling. '' I told her and her centre welled with tears, she sobbed softly, `` I shall claim you when you are released, first you shall bathe and then we shall regain a soft bed and then I shall claim you. ``

'' Do you not desire me ? '' she asked, `` Now, like this ? ``

'' I can wait, '' I admitted, `` But can you resist me, '' I produced the pie, and then the chocolates.

'' No ! '' she admitted, `` I can not. ''

I just smiled and enquired about the closed chain, `` It was antique, '' she replied, '' A Mr Allenbroke testified as to its antiquity, it seems they can separate from the marks when the ring was made, for myself I thought it but a trinket. ``

'' And where is the Ring now ? '' I asked.

'' I know not. '' she explained.


I went not to the star sign but sought instead the Judge Grant. He knew of my father and so he allowed me an audience for ten arcminute as he was very officious, yet he called his man to cancel his designation when I explained the situation and that I was enamoured of Catherine of Aragon and I had grave dubiety about the evidence against her.

'' Did they have the place of origin, the chit from the jewelry maker 's ? '' I asked.

'' From my recollection a Mr Allenby of Allenby and Gough, the jewellers to Lord and dame Gower produced a criminal record that the ring was resized some years ago for Lady Henry Watson Fowler 's ascendant, '' the justice remembered, `` And he read the assay stain with a spy trash and indeed gave a precise day of the month of manufacturing some C of class prior. ``

'' So it sounded correct, '' I agreed, `` Except check stamps do n't ease up the C merely the year it may be thirteenth or fifteenth or 16th century from the style, but not from the Gospel According to Mark sir. ``

'' You have sowed a seed of doubtfulness Mr Matson, '' The Judge agreed, `` A seed no Sir Thomas More, but I shall make enquiries, indeed I shall. ``

I thanked him for his clip and went nursing home. Father was in an testy mood, and after dinner he tackled me, `` You say you have a chance ? '' he asked.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` A small one. ``

'' As long as it was honestly obtained, '' he said, `` Every wench in the County will follow you if this is known. '' he averred, `` How I wish I had a tenth of a chance to spend, '' he said.

'' Then I shall repay what you lent me and to a greater extent, a hundred quid, but stay fresh it between us. '' I insisted. He smiled broadly.

'' Tis respectable to hear bathroom but it will be even better when it is in my hand. ``

I found him a silver ingot from my room, `` A deposit, '' I insisted, yet we both knew it was far more than I owed.

I went to see Catherine again, the swine herd had whipped her again when she bit his member while he sought to take reward and her blanket was stolen so I found her a blanket and a hot meal, and I worried that the wintertime atmospheric condition might yet see her perish.

'' Do n't whoremonger, '' she said as I sought to buss her, `` My mouth is foul with the pigman discharge. ``

'' poor people poor Catherine of Aragon, '' I said.

'' If you will you may, '' she whispered softly, `` Claim me as your own. ``

'' title you ? '' I asked.

'' contain away the Fe, '' she invited, `` If you will. ``

'' Not until you are proven innocent, '' I agreed.

I stayed with her and regaled her with tale of Cornwall, `` Did you get my ring ? '' I asked, `` I made several, but I despatched the number 1 to you by messenger, I engraved With my passion JM inside it, just a simple trinket. ``

'' No, I never received any trinket, Francis gave me a okay antique ring and then denied the talent which is why I languish here, '' her oculus welled with crying, `` So please never speak of rings again. ``

I told her something about my fortune which I admitted to being in surplus of two hundred pounds, after the repayment of Father of the Church loan.

'' So I shall not savour finery as Mrs Matson, '' she laughed, and then she went deathly Patrick White, `` I am so sorry, I presume too practically. ``

'' Will you marry me ? '' I asked, `` I shall not kneel because of the pig muck but please say you will Catherine. ``

She laughed, her eyes fully of tears and incongruous in her dirty word, and she said so sweetly, `` If you can jazz me then that is my fond wish. ''

I went home with the failing light source leaving her to gather sufficient hogs around her to keep open her warm through the long frigidness night.

'' His Honour justice assignment wishes to see you John Lackland, '' Father announced when I returned, `` He said it was of the big urgency. ``

I went to his bedchamber with the smashing amphetamine and once there I was at once ushered into his bearing, `` Ah Matson, '' he said, `` The pack, I do believe young fowler may have given it to girl Maisey boyfriend, Theodore Fellows gal, the merchant do you know. ``

'' Sir ? '' I said.

'' I make enquiries sir, when my decisions are questioned I make question, '' he said `` And I have spoken to Mr buster and he has agreed we may question Maisey. ``

'' Indeed ? '' I queried.

'' I shall send for her directly, '' he said and shouted for his man, `` And tomorrow at Ten o'clock we shall receive at Mr George I Ratner 's department store, a short walk away, '' he ordered, `` Ten sharp mind. ``

I went directly to the George V Inn where I put up and in the morning, and when I was woken with a wonderful breakfast served in bed I dressed and with a flurry of bodily function I quickly found myself hurrying to the Ratner department store, the evaluator greeted me, `` In the back room, '' he ordered, `` And take heed. ``

young woman companion was a striking young woman, she strode into the shop on seaport Street company by her maid and her mother, `` How dare you summon me, '' she snapped, `` Mama has invited Mr Fowler this evening. ``

The judge smiled, `` It is your ring, '' he said, `` antique silver, very rare, ''

'' A submit from Mr Henry Watson Fowler, '' she said, `` What of it ? ``

'' We believe one like it was stolen from Winchester Cathedral. '' the justice said misleadingly, `` May I see ? ``

She pulled it from her finger's breadth, `` It may have been but Mr Fowler gave it to me. '' she insisted.

'' And your dowry missy Fellows the Judge enquired.

'' A thousand Lebanese pound or in that realm, '' the Mother explained.

They handed the pack to Mr Spey, Mr Ratner 's man and by routine they examined it minutely, `` It may well be the one. '' Mr Ratner agreed, the hallmark, do you see, oh four, we had better see where Mr Fowler obtained it. ''

'' May I see ? '' I asked, ordinarily all rings looked much the same but this was small unlike to those Barrington and I had cast at welt state of grace and when they allowed me the use of the glass and I also examined the ring, although I knew very well, it was the Truro hallmark.

It did appear very familiar, and plain stitch, I expected a dazzling array of diamonds but this was simply unembellished, I peered closely, there was an inscription HM and suddenly it hit me that it was my own ring,

'' Ah, Cornwallis, '' Mr Sprey agreed, `` Like the Winchester pack. '' before I could gather my thoughts.

The judge gave Miss boyfriend a receipt for the pack and asked that he might consultation Mr Fowler later, and so it was that with the Fowlers gone Mr Ratner turned to Sprey and in the presence of the Judge he said, `` I would say this one C. ''

'' That is the Truro mould, '' I averred, `` See the nick along the tail communication channel, I have stared at that adequate times. ``

'' Indeed Mr Matson ? '' Mr Sprey asked, `` In what capacity ? ``

'' miner, extractor, and a very wretched Silver-smith, '' I replied, and taking my own ring I said, `` See here, a halo I made myself, '' and as they looked I added, `` With the Truro legal tender. ``

They peered and peered again, and took their books and peered in them and then at the ring again and then Mr Sprey said, `` Indeed, that is the new Truro check office impression, and that is no antique, indeed the two doughnut could sustain come from the same mold ! ``

'' They did, '' I said, `` The Fellows one was inscribed with my making love HM, the HM is still visible the ease gone where the ring was re sized. '' I paused, `` I sent it to Catherine anonymously as a token. '' I admitted.

We ate our dinner party in the servants tail at the department store, the judge, myself, Mr Ratner and Mr Sprey the jewelry maker, and afterwards we were joined by deputy Gervais and five soldiers of the militia and we went to the Fellows'abode and there we waited for Mr Fowler.

Mr fowler had barely walked in the house when the justice approached him, `` Mr Henry Watson Fowler, I have to question you about an antique silver halo. ``

'' What ring ? '' he asked.

'' This one, '' the Judge announced as he pulled the mob from his pocket.

'' It was mother 's '' he said, `` Why ? ``

'' Then we shall interview her, come. '' he ordered, and turned to me. `` Mr Matson, I suggest you proceed homewards and play me at my chambers at nine tomorrow. ``

I went home and I fretted and I was thoroughly bad company and indeed I slept badly and I eventually rose at dawn.

The evaluator was indisposed when I attended, and his manservant sent me down to the courthouse in Frenshaw square toes where a goodly number of citizenry were already there and I became aware that the court was rapidly fulfill, the previous Mr Fowler father of Francis Fowler was in the seats behind me looking grim and at once angry and worry, and then when I was seated for a half hour the Judges shop clerk ordered `` All Rise, '' and the jurist appeared.

'' If it pleases the first fount is Rex versus Fowler. lying under oath. '' the clerk announced. `` Fetch the prisoner. ``

'' If it pleases your worship, '' an insignificant little lawyer announced.

'' No it does n't please me convey Franics St. John Hunstanton Fowler. '' he ordered and when fowler appeared from the cellular phone escorted by militia the judge wasted no meter, `` Where did you prevail this gang ? '' he asked, `` Or must I summon Miss bloke to prove you gave it to her. ``

'' It was mother 's, a family heirloom, '' he lied.

'' So let us prognosticate Mrs Fowler. '' he ordered.

'' I must protest, '' the lawyer complained.

'' Silence ! '' the justice ordered, `` Mrs Henry Watson Fowler, if you please. ``

She strode in from the waiting room, `` So where did you obtain this old geezer ring ? '' he asked.

'' From my female parent and from her mother before her, '' she lied convincingly.

'' And this is the one ? '' he asked and had the shop clerk show her the ring.

'' Yes, this is the one I gave dear Francis for his dearest. '' she replied.

'' The one the gentlewoman Catherine the Great stole ? '' the Judge asked.

'' Why yes ! '' she agreed.

'' Then how do you explain the Truro oh four assay Mark. '' the Judge asked.

'' My Lord, '' the lawyer insisted on being heard, `` Truro is an ancient Assay office and one can not tell in which 100 a firearm was marked, merely the yr from cipher to ninety nine but no more. ''

'' I thank you, '' The Judge replied, `` And when did the Truro spot cease to stamp with the Cornwallis stamp and begin to use Truro. ``

'' I have no theme, '' the lawyer confirmed.

'' Mr Ratner, can you shed light on us, '' the evaluator asked.

'' Some ten yr ago sir. '' he replied.

'' You fool Francis, '' Mrs Fowler cried.

'' I ah, '' Francis sought desperately for an answer.

'' You lied that this is an antique ring and lied also that ma'am Catherine stole the pack '' the Judge suggested.

'' No, '' he protested uselessly.

'' Enough ! '' the jurist ordered, `` I order that Francis King John Hunstanton Fowler and dame Hermione Desdemona Ruth Henry Watson Fowler be detained securely until this Fri week when they shall be tried for bearing false witness, and that Miss Catherine formerly Lady Catherine Howarth be arrested and brought before me for retrial on billing of thievery also on Friday, I shall receive lotion for bail for both matters in my bedchamber after this hearing.

I slumped in my keister, the business of the trial of Manningham, Lord Lady Jane Grey 's Gamekeeper for thieving of pheasants and Mister Johns for the thieving of a knight which he had apparently not stolen at all washed over me until at length the evaluator retired.

I approached and offered bail for Catherine, `` How much do you offer ? '' he asked.

'' I have twenty guineas here, sir, '' I offered.

'' Ten will suffice, '' he said, `` I shall post Son, but she will need clothing so expend your ten guineas wisely. ``

I had lilliputian clock time so I a few servants smocks were all I could obtain, and I was at Trentham poky when the Militia brought Catherine II back. She was dressed in a Militiaman 's tunic, `` I have come to stand bond '' I announced and when I paid the bail the safety device released her manacles.

'' You ? '' she said, as I handed her a make clean smock, `` And where shall you take me ? ``

'' habitation ? '' I suggested.

'' Have you soap, towelling ? '' she asked.

'' No but I have fund. '' I announced.

'' Then take me to soap and water. '' she demanded.

I had funds indeed but she was unwelcome in any shop so I purchased such for her and a hair cockscomb and soft leather slippers then we rode together to the river to Boulby bridge where the route crossed the Trentham river on numerous small low arches and after tethering the horse she slipped over the parapet and casting aside her smock she slipped into the breast deep crystal net water.

She stooped with water up to her articulatio humeri soaping herself and washing herself and the glorious pinkness of her slowly emerged from her coat of filth and she stood proud and unbendable bodied with not an ounce of spare fat, her bag sweeping from her breast like as utter paragon, just the mark of the whip trails to blight her as the skank slipped away and my humanity stirred mightily at the vision of it.

She stretched and luxuriated in her unaccustomed freedom then at once she sank from sight only to spring back out delightedly swishing her farsighted yellow straw like hair like a naughty retriever dog, and yet with copious use of the grievous bodily harm slowly did her pilus regain it 's golden hue and refreshed she came to the of the river where the bridge circuit breastwork curved down towards the depository financial institution and I lifted her from the H2O and used the key to unlock her chastity belt.

Then tenderly I dried her, but she felt dirty still and it was an 60 minutes and more of spattering and frolicking before she felt clean and donned a new smock and sat with me as I combed her hair.

'' I shall require you home base, '' I said, `` Your Church Father will be concerned. ``

'' liar, he sold me for a bob, '' she complained

I was nonplussed, I considered a lodging house but when interrogation were asked we were ejected so finally we booked into the Trentham Hotel, as master and servant, and as was the praxis I paid for two suite and used but one.

She ate heartily with the servants that evening and when I retired following a convivial but sober even with some travelling salesmen and merchandiser I found her quick in my bed, fast at rest, yet naked as if she welcomed the notion that we should conjoin.

I undressed entirely and lay listening to her breathing and then succumbed to sleep but she woke with the cockcrow, and woke me with a kiss, which I reciprocated, her warmness aroused me and I explored her entirely with my fingers and with particular maintenance I explored where the sexual morality belt ammunition had been, and then she said, `` You paid you shilling, now take what you are owed and release me from your hold. ``

I took hold of her and pried her leg widely and after exploring her softness with my fingers eased the subdued sheep pen asunder and eased the purple head of my humanness into her flaccid wetness and then she grasped it and I as I heaved mightily so by stage and through her suffering which she staunchly repressed so quarter inch by fourth in I claimed her and with a cry she was truly mine.

She was all I ever dreamed of lovesome and wet and tight, and to her alarm I emitted within her promptly with all the potence of abstention and then did I insist on kissing her with cacoethes until my dominance returned and I entreated her to allow me to relish her delights once more.

She demurred, she resisted, `` I have paid a shilling, and many more Tanzanian shilling for soap, I do think you owe me the courtesy of allowing my attentions a few Sir Thomas More times. ``

'' But it pains me ! '' she explained, `` The insertion, it distresses me greatly though I try to repress my antipathy out of gratitude. ``

I thought briefly, `` I have it on good self-confidence that the infliction subsides with practice, '' I informed her, `` And with my consumption I should expect a ripe few intromission before I am repaid. ``
I grasped her firmly, so firmly that she knew that resistance was sleeveless and pressed rest home my manhood against her, and when pressed her softness parted like the petals of a daffodil and he slipped easily within and her soft crease enveloped and swallowed him until the balls beneath were tickled by her small hairs around her softness.

This was indeed heaven, a higher woodworking plane of Heaven entirely as she began to moan but with pleasance and not anguish, `` I do believe you may be right, '' she whispered, `` Now profess your passion and I shall be depicted object indeed. ``

We conjoined more in love than passion and in a while her Passion overflowed and as she gasped so I emitted copious sum seed within her to quell her inner fire.

'' Now, are you displeased ? '' I asked, as withdrew from her `` Or shall you savor being Mrs Matson. ``

'' Oh please, use me as you will but do n't jest. '' she protested.

'' I 'm not joking, '' I assured her, `` And who else would desire you, and in any compositor's case you have agreed already ! ``

She sealed our buy with a osculate and we conjoined again.

Sadly My father objected to our union but the promise of two hundred pounds changed his nous, but the Earl was more inept, `` I have disowned her, '' he insisted, but I sneaked back after our interview and struck a bargain with the housekeeper and I took away all the Lady Catherine II 's dress for the sum of fifteen Tanzanian shilling !

The Reverent Bailey agreed to marry us and then came the Friday trial at Trentham court of assize in the courtyard house.

Catherine the Great chose to tire her red velvet dress with White person detail and a red hat looking every inch the Duchess she should have been, to the shock and consternation of the yokel clustered around the court who expected her to be nearly naked, and she was allowed to sit with me in the populace seats and not taken to the jail cell until called to the dock.

The proceedings were over in the blink of an eye.

'' The case of Catherine, formerly Lady Catherine Howarth. '' the salesclerk announced.

'' Is there a causa for the prosecution. '' the Judge demanded of a small lawyer cowering before him.

'' Ah. '' he said, `` Our expert Mr Allenby is indisposed. ``

'' No, he is the cells, '' the evaluator remarked, `` I had him brought down, he shall speak up for you. ``

'' Ah, '' said the lawyer, `` Oh, well, perhaps it was a dewy-eyed error, and I 'm sure Mre chap and Mr Francis Fellows would magnanimously forgive the girlfriend and release her from her sentence. ``

'' Indeed, '' the Judge ordered, `` Then call Mr John Matson. ``

I was nonplussed, unprepared but I stumbled among the multitude and entered the watcher box as Mrs Henry Watson Fowler stepped down.

'' Your gang, Mr Matson, please state the judicature where you obtained it. '' The justice asked, once I had sworn the truth to tell, `` The one on your fingerbreadth. ''

'' I cast it, '' I admitted, `` Myself, it bears the Truro hallmark. ``

'' Show me, '' The judge insisted, and when it was conveyed to him he added, `` It looks very lots like the Fowler one, did you spend a penny that too ? ``

'' Yes sir, for Lady Catherine, it was engraved `` With my honey HM, but the Son have been worn off to leave but HM. ``

'' What say you ? '' The Judge asked the Henry Watson Fowler 's Lawyer.

'' Our expert is indisposed. '' he repeated.

'' Oh enough ! '' the Judge insisted, `` It is clear the pack is Matson 's and was given so could not experience been stolen, '' and he addressed the motor inn Catherine, gentlewoman Catherine your prison term is hereby declared suspended, however, this is not the end of the matter and should perjury be proven then at a later date perhaps you may leave the court of justice with no mark upon your fiber, '' he said, `` You may go. ``

I left with her and we mounted my Carriage, Barrington had offered his overhaul once again as number one wood and so we went to Halliwell unannounced, I dressed in the classic stylus of a landed man with my beloved in a new dress and shawl procured from Mrs Price -Wright and we rode in my tolerably sassy carriage pulled by a matched dyad of Charles Grey,

The Earl Howarth 's pantryman rushed out in agitation watchword `` Are you expected sir, only His Grace. ``
he paused, `` noblewoman Catherine ? '' he asked.

'' Indeed tell father I have come for his apology, '' she snapped.

'' Look just be yourself, '' I said, `` Forgive him. ``

'' Never he abandoned me, '' she snapped, but when informed we were not invited in but her father came down.

'' I can not forgive you, '' he said, `` But go marry this chancer and fraudster and we shall never speak again. ``

'' But you allowed our union ? '' I asked.

'' Indeed, I sold her for a Somalian shilling, a bonnie price, '' he asserted, `` But I can not get you or her, ''

She set her grimace like stone and then we went away.

We went driving, I had previously made tentative enquiries and when Catherine approved I bought the manor house house called Boulby manor for a veritable song as it was in an unstylish style, and the legal guardian of the late Mable Sempter needed a quick cut-rate sale and there we declared that we should set up house.

We missed the postdate Fri test, the fowler 's offered no defence force but merely relied upon the leniency of the Judge so on the Saturday we went to Allerton square to see them punished.

We sat where the Earl sat formerly, and the justice came and announced the sentences.

'' The prison term must exemplify the judgment of conviction which their perjurious statements brought down on the innocent, therefore as laid down Mr Francis Henry Watson Fowler shall be sentenced to two hundred whip and be transported and Mrs Henry Watson Fowler shall run one hundred whip at solstice and equinox and shall serve Lady Catherine the Great who is soon to be Mrs Matson in any menial capacity she shall choose.

Catherine of Aragon looked at me and I at her and she kissed me on the lips.

The sentence and date were set, snow flurries set the food market place livid like fairyland and made the stage slippery and the hangman stood as lash man again.

They led the Mother in first, Catherine stared intently, as she was led up the footfall to the point, she was dressed in her cloak and her heavy wintertime robe with her work force manacled but as soon as she was under the beam of light they hauled her handwriting above her head, and tore her cape off her.

'' That was the speculative bit John, '' Catherine the Great said, `` When they tore my robe off, I had no idea, no mind at all. '' she said, `` All the bumpkin staring at what is private, '' she said, `` Ugghh ! ``

The hangman took up his whip and when gentlewoman Fowler 's cloak was thrown aside he tore away her attire but he struggled and then it was away and mere under things covered her and then with rendings and tearing her tore her to nakedness. not even a sexual morality belt protected her modesty, as the rolling of fat and voluptuousness were laid bare.

She stood in screen affright and all was not well with the slaughter as her soft soma split almost the showtime blow.

There was consternation, and the justice subsidisation ordered transactions halted, and he came up to Catherine, `` My Lady, '' he said, `` Can you obtain it in your warmheartedness to commute the sentence ? ``

'' Indeed, '' she agreed, `` My married man and I shall adminiser the blows at a suitable rate nightly whilst the Lady Henry Watson Fowler serves us. '' she thought, `` Perhaps Francis might with advantage serve my pigs as I should hate for him to hark back from the Antipodes with a fate. ``

'' A wise and compassionate thought, '' the jurist agreed and then he returned to the stage, `` In a heart of compassionateness lady Catherine has agreed that the lashes shall be applied at her menage and in addition has petitioned that Mr Francis Fowler should be spared transit and instead lashed in the property of his aforesaid mother and consigned to serve the copper. ``

The mother was thus cut down and the Fowler son in turn brought up, the yokels lost interest but the maiden became worry in their turn as his jacket and shirt were taken off before he was hung from the beam by a rope round his manacle work force, and then his breeches were hauled down and the first bump was administered across his left articulatio humeri and then a moment across his right wing shoulder joint, and he bore it stoically while ten or Thomas More shock were landed and then in the fashion of such people he began to break down, but it was not until after the first gear 20 puff were laid and after the leather clad hangman acting as whips-man had rested and downed a pint of ale that the maid had their thrill.

It was as the whips-man began to whip the man 's buttocks that the titter of laughter for as the reversal landed so his manhood found the gap in his under breeches and reared through the gap though by many measure it was both short circuit and fat it caused immense gaiety, indeed Catherine the Great turned to me and said `` Ugh, revolting, but as the puff continued it reared obscenely and his visage reddened with embarrassment.

'' looking, ! '' was the shout, taken up around the square, `` Oh, '' some gasped, and then with a wicked sensation of rascality the whips-man flashed the whip between Fowler legs and oceanic abyss into his loins and all at once his manhood became animated and spewed forth such a disgusting greyish substance, like three day old milk, that sturdy cleaning woman fainted.

'' To think I might have married that ? '' Catherine gasped, `` I own six month in a pig sty was in all style preferable. ``

But Fowler had collapsed upon buckling knees and with half the setback unadministered he was carried away reasonless to the Gaol to recover before a further session a workweek hence.

Catherine and I stepped down among the initiatory and we travelled abode by rig driven by the Mrs Sempter 's coachman, whom hoped to rule perm employ with us and we joked about Fowler but Catherine of Aragon was despondent although she remained stoical throughout but I sensed she was still unhappy and I asked about it.

'' I want founding father and Mother at my wedding, '' she said sadly. Now that I could never deliver
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