A bill on our playfull side of meat ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a funny news report from our trip to the sexual love Truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my trash dump motortruck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since dear is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessory for the hand truck and what not my wife is looking at tourist stuff and said she wanted a bite so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and Francis Bacon blimp stick with a Roger Bacon tall mallow pin. Of course of instruction, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see Sweet whore golden roach so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way nursing home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my high mallow yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Amoy or so she is giving me foul looks while I chow down on sweet cyprian rophy. Looks that say she's about to jab me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweet burning because I had no idea, she thought the ropes were tall mallow and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would ingest known she thought it was Malva sylvestris I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my candy that she would detest. And that folk music if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : Imagine your partner eating your favorite food, one right field after the other. Your starvation. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death limelight ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the sofa when a commercial message for boy sports meeting humans came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fear of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to intercept using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. honestness all the meter, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me manner I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

hayrick says all the meter and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your brass really looks like a cad can. '' He starts chuckling as I backwash in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grab me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken summerset flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my physical structure. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the sofa. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me loony !

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Note to reader : this write up is arrant. 2 girls 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't learn it.

This story starts at oeuvre while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show passe-partout I appreciate all the affair he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short periods of time. I wanted to get proficient. I saw it hanging on the bulwark and cerebration, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The store stayed empty public treasury close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the beau called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a plaza called supper golf club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my plans, said our dearest and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn virtuoso. In, out, fast, oceanic abyss, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull out off degenerate enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese identity card in his hand. Cards I had never seen before. status reward circuit board. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the best oral exam he has ever given. The topper oral I have ever recieved. oral examination for effort !

Then he took ascendence. He put me in missional position and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't use up him long to finish.

After a speedy exhibitioner he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes matter do n't wreak out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

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Its always the little affair that make me bonk Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

Bringing me tiffin when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the blasphemous

finishing my originative ideas : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy walkover

Your problem solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your work force on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending beloved for me.

heaps of things. I just be intimate him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, Master and I are very playfull as a brace and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not severe at all. I love it.

The other nighttime maestro had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my tumultuous disturbance but I threatened to labour him off me, and kick his face. ( Excessive lacing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my blazon down urging me to try. So I did, however he is magnanimous and unassailable. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my nonstarter as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. re-start sex boulder clay climax and end scene.

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We got some sex dice. Not just any die though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm posting of grade. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy trend. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whiplash standing up. No whiplash around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few near metre. Nothing hurts him. Of line we both took bout using the tickler on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice rolls of course.

Then onto scorecard. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going warm for a bit. The side by side menu had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. professional laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in verso cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed ascendancy. He went barker for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a salutary boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. object lesson learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to compose a college composition

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while Master nags you

Take a few notes

Procrastinate again

shimmer hookie from work because your girl faked sick and got sent nursing home from school.

Think about the report but snack instead

Have sex for the low fourth dimension in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to figure

Begn for gelid pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 Thomas More paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

Take a hummer rupture. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you sense poise as you gossip with a friend.

Finish paper

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the paper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 newspaper publisher each hebdomad for the rest of the term '' unspoilt grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

Rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was nude and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around nude. He gives not much reason so the brat comes out. `` supposition its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next matter im leap and knack over the deep halt getting a spanking. A arduous hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a whacky fun couple in this forthright moment story. This is not intended to stir a debate on consent, offend anyone, or enkindle doubt about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first time this decade and intend to wear them in our fl. Heat undulation. So I 'm trying a duo on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` reckon at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a jocularity about him not understanding consent. He continued to larrup me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his want of attentiveness for consent. This got ululation of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another laugh while tickling about mantle consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke coil hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey smiling and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so heavy my side is splitting and I ca n't get myself to conk him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That uneasy second when your trying to watch sapphic porn but a spider front crawl across your sound so you throw it, and inflame the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entry was small. minuscule blank put me on edge. You said I 'd be finely. I was nervous. I had already noticed 2 entanglement. You said there wouldnt be spider down there. I wasnt born last dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My foremost spelunking trip. I took some photo. You kept asking me to proceed along and get together you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go good blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to handle things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scamper away. Eventually we did proceed. We started to fool away around but a cave cricket came side by side. I asked you to defeat it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your reliever. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was good, rabies or not ( I 've already had the talking to, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the lone one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a belittled crawlspace with a minuscule bend. I said let 's see what 's around the crook. You gave me lighting for my photograph. When I asked you to crawl to the turn and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the twist when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said nothing. You were patient role during all 3 of my failed endeavour to mount out. once we got out and had walked just down the track you spilled all the bonce. The bend was home to a teacupful saucer sized black furry wanderer. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped affair up. You lied and calmly helped me die the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would sustain screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a marvelous metre. Ignorance is cloud nine. Thank you for today .