Chapter one Gribble

It was a bright sunny Fri afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best ally Joseph turned their bikes into the private road of the Hill house.

Both the boys as Joseph said

`` shot ill see you later dude ``

and rode back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his motorcycle into the drive way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed elbow room.

For year 's know he had known that his very seductively beautiful female parent Nancy had been cheating on his so called Father Dale. He parked his bike in the spread garage as he headed towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator doorway and grabbed a gator aid.

His mother walked in wearing a blue knickers suit that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a bailiwick report for television channel 86 news show a job which although she did bask she secretly wished for a larger role in tidings molding world but sadly after the ordeal in Sam Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a break down news program for the quietus of her life sentence. It was this fact of her life-time combined with her little pursuit in her married man Dale that had driven her back into the blazon of her long sentence off and on again buff lav Redcorn.

As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a peculiar written report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just order a pizza for dinner. She said good bye and jumped in the rachis of John Redcorns jeep and speed off towards the throughway before Chief Joseph had even been able-bodied to say thoroughly bye.

Chief Joseph looked out the threshold at the smoke from the burnout and said auf wiedersehen. He stood their looking at the shoes where his mother had yet again decided to run off with her lover to her job yet again leaving him home alone, it was fine though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived home base. Even though he had his ideas that John Redcorn might cause had something to do with his excogitation he would never be able to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents marriage and refused to pull up stakes them alone.

Joseph walked towards his bedroom to play some video game when he noticed that his parents bedroom door was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mothers adultery. As he swung the room access spread out his heart beheld a sight that was sadly a to familiar to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her lover had been in the had barley thrown the room back together. Joseph looked at it with an facial expression that showed both the atrocious sadness that he felt for himself and his founding father, and a since of mundane boredom that yet again he would be cleaning up after his mothers extramarital activities.

Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a pealing of trash handbag he had hidden. He began cleaning the room throwing away the used condom, hard liquor feeding bottle, and off marque caricature Mexican cigaret packages that only the cheapskate lavatory Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the bathtub room and noticed that his mother had left her complete turnout just lying on the floor. He muttered to himself

'' she ca n't even try to make clean up ''

as he picked up the aristocratical dungaree and tap shirt he then grabbed her bra and panties as he threw the clothes into the hamper his mothers step-in had failed to make it into the basket he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mothers sex juice

The young 14 yr old held them mortified that he was feeling the result of the his female parent infidelity.

The early days heart began to fulfil with bust as he threw the disgusting worn and used underwear into the hamper and ran off to his bedroom and began openly crying and screaming

`` why does she hate me so much why is n't my daddy anof for her ``

he laid their screech and rallying cry for about fifteen second before he knocked the removed controls off of his bed and the tv turned on.

As he sobbed he began to notice the television it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'miss. incertitude fire'and that 's when it hit him if his female parent would n't be the women in his fathers biography then he would be the adult female in his father spirit.

Chapter 2 the hills

Bobby threw his bike onto the lawn disregarding his Father-God request for the 1000th time.

As he entered the living elbow room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his sleeping accommodation.

`` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a introduce ``

lucky said as the boy turned towards his room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smile

`` what is it prosperous another coffee berry can lid firssby ? ``

lucky just smiled

'' why no silly I got you the new spider man movie I heard that you did n't get to see it in dramatic art so I though you might like to watch it now ``.

Bobby held the picture show in his handwriting starring at its pg-13 rated glory.

`` favorable thanks mom can I continue it ``

he asked in a obviously anxious and worried tone.

`` we 'll as long as your Fatherhood Does n't happen out I do n't see why not ``

Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and great power on his tv and ps2.

Bobby sat watching the movie for time of day before his father called him out into the livening

'' Bobby you 've been in that god danged way all day why do n't you go away and flip your football game ``

Hank said as he wiped the grease off of his hands with a terry fabric.
'' ok dad ``
bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen.

Hank looked at his hand he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the head mechanic had failed to evince up to work to day a riding habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to work out on the trucks himself. Hank did n't take care this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the close 10 hours at stricklen watching Pearl Sydenstricker Buck involve `` guest after barley legal client `` into his office hank did n't believe anything of it he would always see buck as his dearest mentor and father name even though horse had since become a bibulous womanizer sin bent on extorting Hanks inscription leaving him free to spread his Phthirius pubis all over Arlen. Hank was his hard working fall guy and was glad as long as he got to see stricklen succeed.

Hank walked to the ally to play up with his life history long friends Bill, and Boomhour. Bill was at one time a fantastic Brigham Young man with dreams of escaping his abusive father and becoming a war Hero in Vietnam sadly just as he joined the army they stopped sending in troops this meant that the army had a surplus of plebe and since flyer had dropped out of high-pitched schoolhouse weeks from commencement he was n't able to qualify for their officeholder training program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the haircloth of many a solider any of which were just as qualified to do his job. But broadside was happy in the begging as far as he was concerned he had a marvellous Job and his longsighted clip girl friend Lanoor whole he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over seventeen years later bill had begin to realise just how sad and depressing his lifespan rely was despite never taking a sick day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely ceremonial position as he was still cutting hair's-breadth in the Lapp chairman he had been cutting hair in for the last decade and a half. His ex had taken half of his things in the divorce that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed utmost emotional attachment at the drop of a pin.

Boomhouer was the double-dyed opposite of Bill after high schooling Boomhouer had decided to attend college and got his degree in criminology he got a job on the Texas nation state trooper force, as a homicide police detective this left him working with child stints of time working undercover and air issuing material that he could never tell his friends despite us multable attempts to brig it up sadly they only seemed worry in the works of hanks life. This combined with the crippling depression he had from the Grizzly fatigue of constantly being exposed to the gruesome scenes he saw on a daily bases. He had recently taken up using quartz chicken feed as a way to dull the pain in the neck.

The three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke

`` Dale called he 's going to be a lilliputian late he had to gain out the dead puppies from the mega-lo kennels ``

the other two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their drinking Alamo and watching the beauty of suburbia.

Back in the Hill home bobby was concerned about his male parent request to go outside.

'' mom dad wants me to practice growing the football what should I do ``

'' we 'll honey why do n't you go hide out in mine and your fathers bed room and work on your prop comedy for a trivial while ``

`` that 's a not bad idea mom thanks ``

bobby said as he ram towards their room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and Bill standing in the labor way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed room and began working over his ruten. Over the year bobby had tried to solve his drollery ruten from a unobjectionable perspective but in the net few months the early youths in his category had grown bored of his routine of green beans in the nose and whoppy cushions on chairs and seemed more interest in what was inside each others trouser.

Bobby had stayed up late the last few weeks watched fox and HBO to gain aspiration. He had worked out respective new bit he planed on displaying at the up and coming school endowment show. But before that he needed a mop up act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be theatrical role of his new act.

Bobby then noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a dyad of red cotton scanty out.

'' ah a superhero mask ''

Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his face and school principal placing it so that his eyes were facing out of the leg holes and the crotch was right on his olfactory organ and mouth. Bobby noticed a slight odour from them but it seemed upstage like it had been dissipating for several calendar week. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly hilarious joke.

At that moment Hank opened the door and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his mothers panties on his typeface `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his male parent and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his Church Father awakened their would be nothing she could do to help Bobby his lot was sealed .