A government note on our playfull position ...

From captain : For everyone wondering what its ilk for us after 13 years of marriage here is a rummy fib from our trip to the erotic love Truck hitch.

So I had to run to get new mud flap for my underprice truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our short trek since lovemaking is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at supplement for the motortruck and what not my wife is looking at tourist stuff and said she wanted a snack so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a deglutition. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon and Francis Bacon sausage stick with a Roger Bacon cheese spliff. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see Sweet fancy woman golden roach so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way place we are talking about a car chance event that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her bite. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me nasty smell while I chow down on scented tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to dig me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweetness burn because I had no idea, she thought the roofy were cheeseflower and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would take in fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have rent running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog theatre for not sharing my candy that she would detest. And that folks if how marriage ceremony survives 13 years.

Ali's view : envisage your spouse eating your favorite food, one right after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death brilliance ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial message for boy meets Earth came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without care of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to bar using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the fourth dimension, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me manner I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

haystack says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a hot dog buns. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to punch him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In admittedly sadist way, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex laugher on the lounge. : ) I do have a go at it him a lot. Even though he drives me disturbed !

Porn virtuoso Deep Throating

Note to readers : this story is vulgar. 2 little girl 1 cup stark ( never seen it, guessing off hearsay ) so if you do n't desire to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This fib starts at oeuvre while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show Master I appreciate all the affair he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for forgetful periods of fourth dimension. I wanted to get safe. I saw it hanging on the rampart and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my boyfriend about my naughty plans.

The store stayed empty-bellied till close so I was out early. Raced family to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the beau called. He was delighted about discovering butter patty. : ) also told me of a place called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to act. I reminded him of my plan, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing erotica stars. In, out, fast, oceanic abyss, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute of arc ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off dissipated enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a unspoiled sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese board in his hired hand. Cards I had never seen before. berth payoff cards. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The best viva voce I have ever recieved. Oral for drive !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary location and did his salientian diddly-shit move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and spirit amazing. It also does n't require him long to finish.

After a speedy shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't interest about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and propel on : ).

piffling thing

Its always the small things that make me roll in the hay Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early on and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy side

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the blue

Finishing my originative ideas : )

Our picayune drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your deal on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending erotic love for me.

draw of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, passkey and I are very playfull as a duo and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to promote him off me, and kick his grimace. ( Excessive drubbing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was straightaway to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and substantial. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my nonstarter as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex till climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any die though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got bill. Kinky bdsm batting order of track. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips barker trend. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull party whip standing up. No whiplash around so we used our riding craw. I hit him hard a few beneficial times. zilch hurts him. Of course of action we both took turns using the tickler on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the die peal of course.

Then onto cards. My script tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The following card had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. overlord laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed command. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a good boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his straits and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. lesson learned. Run succeeding time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to indite a college composition

How to compose a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while Master nags you

Take a few bank note

Procrastinate again

drama hookie from work because your daughter faked be sick and got sent base from school.

Think about the composition but bite instead

rich person sex for the first clip in 2 hebdomad during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or marvel

incrimination headmaster for distracting you when he exlains for over ten transactions why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

Take a sess break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you finger cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish newspaper publisher

roll of tobacco again.

I think superior waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the theme was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 newspaper publisher each week for the residuum of the term '' adept grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

crick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was nude and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around au naturel. He gives not much cause so the terror comes out. `` Guess its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next affair im bound and bent over the abstruse freeze getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a cockamamy fun couple in this heart-to-heart moment floor. This is not intended to stir a public debate on consent, offend anyone, or set up doubtfulness about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first time this decennary and intend to wear them in our fl. Heat waving. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for review ... I said `` Look at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his want of esteem for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another put-on while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage put-on ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it assoil for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my position is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to choke him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chortle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That embarrassing moment when your trying to watch over sapphic pornography but a spider Australian crawl across your earphone so you throw it, and stir up the unanimous household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was diminished. Small place put me on edge. You said I 'd be finely. I was anxious. I had already noticed 2 entanglement. You said there wouldnt be spider down there. I wasnt born last dark but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunk trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to propel along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't severalize me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown scare. So you searched for a nice way to handle affair. You saw a wanderer the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did affect. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came side by side. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was dangerous, rabies or not ( I 've already had the lecture, decamp it delight ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only if one spotting the wanderer so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the expiration. I became fixated on a lowly crawlspace with a little bend. I said let 's see what 's around the twist. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to cringe to the crease and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zippo. You were patient during all 3 of my fail attempts to go up out. once we got out and had walked just down the lead you spilled all the attic. The bend was home to a teacup saucer sized black furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would birth screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .