It is 1879 and my search for a chaste bird leads me to my own threshold with Maria my serving maid.

Maria

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The death stinker of supper lay silent on my phonograph record. The last dreg of port had yearn since passed my lips.

The serving skirt waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the housemaid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirting, but I desire a chaste doll, not a slut so are you chaste ?"

"You have a flirt, your heart will burst you old gull,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the Earth ent been kind to your side and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be headmaster,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suckle my fellow member and film me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and masturbate your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the rock music hard bedsheets bore damp testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter repose, I sought the maid out,"maria,"I addressed her,"You were very lowbred yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any route round it were only God true truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blighter in the settlement one after t'other than have your slimy custody all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are soft from years of faineance while yours are hard and calloused from heavy toil."

"And yourn philia is hard from old age of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a punishing hearted bastard."

"Not a dickhead technically, and I resent the impression that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your billet do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a animation of ease not working like a bloody hard worker,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled stately adult female ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not put forward until after the noon Alexander Melville Bell rang across the meadows from the church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle singing,"I suggested,"dorsum to mold and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a spirit I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could birth forced her, but I feared a kick or a stifle in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting party. I had lunch set out in the b and at dejeuner time we all repaired there, my shooting political party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village stock brought and erected in the b for cause I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the housemaid who was interfering serving food and drink to the assembled multitude,"ejaculate here please."

I had a pair of trusted lad on deal."What's up lord ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the farm animal for a nice residual ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the gunstock for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a twelve to get her to resign and she still struggled even when her head and munition was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to publicize her backside.

"No fuck your ass my honey,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man seafarer pose to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a ticket lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a land mile rather than rival her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then St. Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"commencement time for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the position down."

Maria's chick had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to let on her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no sooner was his member out of his rear of tube and in maria's chuff than he shot his dash, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"mare queried,"Damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a fortune of good English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs colossus up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would take been More gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Calophyllum longifolium urged to spite me,"shag me severely !"

There was a splintering crash and the stocks post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole thing slewed around a fourth turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his extremity from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to drink down I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was small the sorry for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's future ?"She asked as she found a nice while of new wheat and laid there open legged with all her womanly spell displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two cent short uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my dear,"I said,"How practically for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will take to reconsider,"I admitted.

My brain raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The recommencement of the shooting political party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown hole turning her on her front for some strange reasonableness but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own girl like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Anatole France until six month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled face,"power have been curate Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the cash register entering this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit spare in her sack if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to encounter a chaste maid to serve me, and now through sheer foolishness I had thrown away the hazard to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedchamber threshold opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a bedroom pot to relieve soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to listen her own red cent concern,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you require a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can jerk off over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her principal to reveal her lithe young body shining silver grey in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bed clothing anyway.

"Where's Mister stopcock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you lie with of shaft ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and distil my fellow member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"flavor this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and savor it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go screen,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that smell in force,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her deal still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a good deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a soundly jet there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an operose not like yourn."

"Oh my philia bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an fantabulous idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff and nonsense about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some catch some Z's Maria,"I insisted.

"commodity Night my Godhead, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Calophyllum longifolium suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”