King Dong : A Monster Movie Parody

by the Perv Otaku

Based on `` male monarch Kong '', sieve playing period by Saint James Creelman and Ruth Rose, from an idea conceived by Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper

And the ancestor said : `` And lo, beauty looked upon the lastingness of the beast. And she stayed her substructure from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved. '' - Old Japanese Proverb

ACT I

The ship sat quietly at the pier as Easton approached. A single guard stood situation at the gangway. `` Hey, is this the film bunch ship ? '' he asked.

'' The Incursion ? Yeah, this is the one, '' the safety answered. `` Why, are you in the bunch ? You going on this dotty voyage ? ``

'' What 's so crazy about it ? '' Easton asked.

'' I dunno, but there are a lot of rumors floating around that something ai n't quite right about this ship and the guy in charge of it. ``

'' You mean Karl Dickem, right ? ``

'' That 's the one, '' the guard duty said. `` I hear he likes to shoot adult films in exotic placement, as close as he can to the wildlife, has girlfriend strut around naked right on next to Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam and material. ``

'' Yeah, he 's a bit extreme, alright, '' Easton acknowledged.

'' Hey, you, what do you want ? '' shouted somebody from on display panel the ship.

'' Is Dickem on board ? I need to see him. I 'm Easton, his talent agent, '' Easton said.

'' dirt, get up here, then. You better have good news for him, he 's been going out of his brain. ``

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The captain was in his cabin with Karl discussing their problems. `` tidings 's gotten out that we 're carrying an armory in the hold. We 'll probably give an inspector on display board tomorrow, and he 's not going to be happy to see all your accelerator and gas bombs that we do n't have proper paperwork for. ``

'' Goddammit. If we get into a sound tangle, we 'll miss our window for effective weather condition before monsoon time of year sets in, '' Karl growled.

'' I 'll still get you there, '' the captain said.

Karl replied, `` Oh, of course you will, but shooting out-of-doors when it 's raining for two third gear of the day only fucks up the schedule and budget. ``

'' Even so, you always come back with a film, and everybody says there 's no pornography director like Karl Dickem, '' said the captain.

Easton and the other man came in at that moment. `` Easton ! Where the ass have you been ? I was about to go call you, '' Karl declared.

'' Damn, I would n't own bothered coming out here if I 'd get it on that, '' said Easton.

Karl made introductions. `` This is Easton, my most authentic gift broker. Easton, Captain Anglerod, and the guy who led you in is Jack Enoff, my male worker for this shoot. Now where 's the girl you promised to find me ? ``

'' Ca n't be done, Dickem, '' Easton answered.

'' crap. You 've got to. You 're the only agent left in this stinkin'town that will take with me. I 'm relying on you, '' Karl said.

'' Look, I 've personally got naught against you, Karl, but your report is too much now. None of the girls want to go near you with your recklessness and your mystery, '' protested Easton.

'' Hell, he has n't even recount me where exactly where we 're going yet, '' Anglerod said.

'' See ? It 's bullshit like that keeping me from finding a girl to transmit off with you to God knows what, '' said Easton.

'' Shit, you make it sound like I 've never brought anybody back alive ! '' Karl said. `` And I suppose Los Angeles is n't dangerous at all ! There are rafts of girls out there in more danger on the city streets than they 'd ever be in with me ! ``

'' At least in L.A. they know what they 're in for, '' Easton mumbled.

'' I need a girl tonight, Easton. We 're setting out at dawn tomorrow, '' Karl demanded.

'' What 's the goddamn rush, Karl ? ``

'' I have my cause. ``

'' Look, fucking you, man. If this is how you 're operating now, I 'm gladiola I could n't discover you a fille, '' Easton said.

'' Fuck you right back. I 'm not giving up just because you 're too incompetent to recover me a fille with a backbone. I 'm going to make the greatest porn film the man has ever seen, something nobody 's even dreamed of, '' Karl said, making he way to the door.

'' Where are you off to ? '' Anglehorn asked.

'' I 'm going to get a little girl for this film, even if I have to rent a working girl off a street corner ! '' Karl declared.

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'' fountainhead, I do n't usually see you around here this belatedly, Karl, '' the barkeeper said.

'' Shut up and give me a whiskey, '' Karl snapped back. `` I 'm in a real spot and I need a drink. intimately make it a two-fold. ``

'' Sure, Karl, calm down. Take your drink, go have a ass, relax and enjoy the young lady. We 've got some smart faces tonight I think you 'll enjoy. I know I have, '' the barkeeper replied, handing over the glass. Karl did as he suggested and found a place up against the degree. The daughter there was just finishing her saltation. She gathered the peak that had collected on stage along with her cast out intimate apparel, and left.

A new song started up as the side by side girl came out, this one a blonde with shoulder-length wavy tomentum. Her moves were amateurish and clumsy but showed likely. The handful of drunken sponsor did n't seem to mind though, especially when she stripped out of her bra, unleashing her DD breasts. When she got around to removing her pantie with a flourish, she suddenly seemed more in her component. She stopped bothering with terpsichore measure and started practically making making love to herself on point, her workforce roaming up and down the curves of her soundbox, making a appearance of squeezing her ass and her titmouse. She spread her slender leg wide and ran her digit up and down through the thick fuzz surrounding her pussy, all but masturbating for the enjoyment of her audience.

Karl fished a five dollar bill from his wallet and waved it so she could see. She smiled, got down on all fours, and crawled seductively across the stage to him. He teased her by pulling it back to draw her closer, close sufficiency to see into her shining sorry eyes, and then held it out to her so she could snatch it from his finger's breadth with her teeth. She stood up and paraded around the edge of the level, letting the cheering men all get a closing curtain flavour. As the music reached its end, she collected her tips and lingerie, then departed the point with one last looking at directly at Karl. He winked at her.

He left his fundament, moved to a postpone away from the stage, and waited for her to come to him. He smiled wide as she approached, pantie back on but her tits swinging barren. She came around behind him and leaned down, pressing them into his back. `` Hey there mister, can I pastime you in a private saltation ? ``

She was n't afraid to get unbent to the point. Karl liked that. `` Lead the way, '' he replied. Of course he knew the way to the back rooms perfectly well, but this way he got to check her ass some More as he followed her there. Once the doorway closed behind him, he placed a generous amount of money on the table and sat back. The girl settled into his lap immediately, rubbing her body up against his. `` So what 's your tarradiddle, cherubic cheeks ? How 'd you end up in this shit hole slip club ? ``

'' Oh, same as a lot of the other girls, '' the sexy blond replied. `` Too slutty in high school shoal, finally got knocked up my aged yr. Parents disowned me. I had to institutionalize the kid into nurture attention, then I came here to try to eke out a living doing the alone stuff I 'm good at. ``

Karl smiled. He sensed that street smarts were the lone matter that kept her from being every bit the bimbo she looked like. He moaned softly in delight as she waved her tits in his face. `` You ever do any movies ? ``

'' I was a fluffer young lady for a couple. They were going to gift me a television camera division for the adjacent one, but the studio closed down suddenly. ``

'' Ah, shitty fly-by-night process. Listen. You know who I am ? '' Karl asked.

'' Should I ? '' the girl said.

'' Karl Dickem, at your service. ``

'' The porno director that films in jungle and stuff ? ``

'' That 's me. What about you, you one of these city miss that loses her prick if she sees a rat or some bugs ? ``

'' No sir, born and raised in the state. ``

'' What 's your name, sugared cheeks ? ``

'' Anne. Anne Deeper, '' she answered.

'' Anne, I think you may be perfect for my next picture. It 's adventure, fame, money, and we leave tomorrow morning on an sea voyage to take us there. Think of it : a relaxing and aphrodisiac sea cruise, what better way to open a pornography film ? Are you interest ? ``

She regarded her unexpected benefactor. He was middle-aged, rather overweight, starting to go bald, and had the air of a huckster used car salesman about him. In early words, a genuine Hollywood director, porn or otherwise. He was clearly as untrusty as any of them, and that did n't matter in the slightest. `` Oh, absolutely I am ! '' Anne said, nodding her head. `` What do I have to do ? ``

'' Well now, I need to make surely you can cut it. Hold a piddling audition for you, if you know what I mean, '' Karl said with a sly smile.

'' We are n't supposed to fuck client in the backrest rooms though, '' she protested.

Karl put a assure hand on her cheek. `` Hey now, I wo n't state. Besides, if you show me you 've got what it takes, you 'll never have to come back here again. '' Anne nodded, got to her articulatio genus, and got busy undoing Karl 's drawers. She had his hard cock in her mouth practically the moment it sprung free. Karl moaned, `` Ohhhhhhhh yes, that 's right. Let me see your really gift. ``

Determined to strike him, she took it all the way inside, stuffing her mouth with his meat. Fortunately he was only of average size. She bobbed her read/write head up and down, fucking him with her face. Then she paused at the top of a accident and swirled her tongue around his cock head, teasing it, massaging it. Her experience was obvious, and the increased mass of his moans encouraged her onward. She licked downward along his shaft, and then back up.

'' Come up here, lady friend, and let me at those tits of yours, '' Karl demanded. At this point her pussy was burning to feel his rod inside her, so she straddled him and slid her dripping prick easily over its distance. He moaned again and quickly attacked her breasts, squeezing them with his hands and licking and sucking them with his mouth. It was Anne 's turn to moan now as she moved her hips up, down, and around, grinding his dick against her insides.

'' Let me see that courteous ass of yours, '' Karl requested next, pushing her off his lap. She obediently stood up, turned around, and bent down over the table. She felt him commit her ass a twosome of good spanks, and then he reentered her pussycat knockout from rear. She gasped at the quick entry and moaned deeply as he pounded his tool into her rapidly. `` Fuuuuck yeeess ! You 've got a actual slattern 's instinct for this, Anne. You 've got the job. Pack a bag and meet us at the docks. I 'll generate you the name and address. Now turn around and end me off. ``

She got back to her knees and resumed sucking and licking his cock, this time with the gustatory perception of her own juices on it too. Finally, she heard him reaching his climax, and eagerly drank down the warm jism that filled her mouth.

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As the ship headed out, Anne stood on deck of cards, marveling at the body process of the boater. One of them, shouting orders to the others, backed into her without looking, nearly knocking her over. `` What the— what are you doing out on deck ? '' he demanded.

'' I 'm sorry, I was just so queer about everything. I do n't think of to be in the way, '' Anne said.

'' You 're the girl that Dickem dredged up, are you ? '' he asked.

'' Yes, I 'm Anne. This is all so exciting ! My low gear veridical function and my first metre on a ship, '' she said.

'' I 'm Jack-tar. I 'm actually your co-star, but I used to be in the navy so I 'm helping out on control panel too, since we 're short-staffed. I do n't know what Karl is thinking with this misstep. If we did n't need you for the shoot, well, a ship is no place for a woman, '' seafarer declared.

'' Oh, afraid I 'll be a distraction ? '' Anne challenged.

jackstones smiled with a lustful flicker in his eye, `` I know for certain you will be. ``

Anne smiled back. He certainly looked like a United States Navy man, broad-shouldered with the demeanour of real strength but also discipline. `` wellspring then, manual laborer, I look forward to working under you, and on top of you too. Until then I 'll do my in force to stay out of the way. ``

'' See that you do, '' gob said, and headed off back to work.

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As night fell, most of the sailor started settling down into their nonsense below pack of cards. This came to an precipitous end when the threshold opened and Anne stepped in. `` Oh, hello there. So this is where you all have gotten off to, '' she said.

'' You lost, ma'am ? '' one of the sailors asked. `` I thought you 'd been assigned one of the cabins. ``

'' well yes, I was, but I got lonely and thought I 'd research the ship a little, '' she said, deliberately rubbing up against each man as she stepped into their midst. `` I do n't opine you boys know how to go on a girl company ? ``

The boater gave each other uncertain tone. `` fountainhead sure, but… '' one began, then trailed off.

'' We thought you were only on gameboard for shooting that movie, '' another finished.

'' Boys, boys ! '' Anne said cheerfully. `` Have n't you ever take heed of rehearsal ? '' The Panama looked at each other again, until one of them finally took the initiative. He was standing behind Anne, so he reached around her with both helping hand and took detainment of her breasts, giving them a good clinch. `` Mmmm, that 's right, '' Anne encouraged, leaning back into him.

At that, the men jumped into action. One pulled her towards him and gave her a abstruse kiss with a solid groping of her tits, then he passed her along to the future man, who did the Same. As each sailor took his turn of events, she felt her skirt get pulled off, then her blouse, then her panties and bra. By the time she was naked, half the men were too, and the other half were hastily getting there. She felt a hard cock rubbing against her ass buttock, and with a big smile she leaned down to need another stopcock into her mouth.

She moaned as the sailor behind her advertise into her pussy, which was lot wet and ready with anticipation. She eagerly sucked on the one in her mouth as she got pounded from behind with vigor. She guessed the guy inside her probably had n't gotten laid in a piece. Hell, near of them probably had n't. He did n't concluding long, either. She felt him go tense and fervor off his jism inside her with a tawdry groan. He pulled away and was instantly replaced by another cock. She reached for a free cock to her right and guided it towards her sass, displacing the guy she had been sucking.

Though it was cramped quarters, each of the sailors shuffled around her and took their bout in Anne 's sassing and depositing their loads inside her pussy. She 'd had two orgasms herself by this time. Yet when the last one finished, she did n't feel satisfied yet. She looked around and found a sailor whose cock was about ready to go again, and guided him to sit down on a bunk. She dipped two fingers into her snatch and scooped out a assortment of her juices and the corporate cum of the assembled sailors, then pushed the fingers into her asshole to get it quick. She straddled the sailor, easing her pussy down onto his stiff rod, then looked back over her shoulder joint and said, `` Well come on boys, my ass ai n't gon na scarf out itself ! ``

3 of the sailors suddenly discovered renewed spirit in their cocks and stepped forward. The tight one sank his meat into Anne 's back door while the other two hung back to wait their bit. Anne moaned loudly, and said, `` That 's it, fill me up, give it to me knockout ! '' The sailor behind her complied with the request and pounded her rapidly, while she did her best to bring some of that motion to moving up and down on the cock beneath her.

With a short oink, the sailor boy finished off inside her for a bit meter and stepped back. Once again, the early men eagerly took play stuffing her with their stopcock and filling her with their cum. Anne was too meddlesome moaning to retain giving them further verbal encouragement, but they needed none anyway as they kept both her twat and ass filled. She was close to her orgasm, but could see that she was running out of skimmer again, and needed to acquire subject into her own work force. Or rather, she took her knocker into her own hands, and gave both her nipples a hard pinch. This put her body over the sharpness, and back arched as she screamed out in flood tide. She had a final, low orgasm as the last of the men dumped his indorsement load of the night into her.

She gathered up her clothes, not bothering to put them on, and with a big smile said, `` Thanks a lot male child, we 'll take in to do it again sometime. Good nighttime, now. '' She slipped back out of the crew quartern, and could hear them raspberry and bellow in appreciation. She walked back to her cabin in the quiet Moon, totally nude painting and with a terrific amount of money of cum dripping down her thighs.

Continued in Act II

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