I 'm hoping I did a bit better job than my lowest attempt. I think my writing is `` bad '' at the start but gets better as it goes on. Let me cue you this is on a phone so auto correct is king and when I read it again to look for fault for some reason I ca n't see any. Do n't cause a test copy reader to help me out with this job. It will probably be for a while money box I write the side by side parting of I ever do so if you like it please be patient role and I 'm trying to up the lineament of my piece of writing but I 'll be the first to admit it 's not very `` honest '' for most people. always welcome helpful comment and please enjoy.





Ever since I shattered that guys collar os I 've been trying to get that like rush over and over again with no results. Ive tried skydiving, bungee jumping, rock'n'roll climb and a half dozen other things that are theorize to give you a flush but they all seem to come down unawares. It finally got to the point to where it was affecting my job.

'' lav come in. John can you get a line me ? DAMNIT JOHN PICK UP YOUR nookie RADIO AND TELL ME HOW a lot TIME WE HAVE LEFT ! ! ! ! ''

Oh fuck, radio radio radio set there it is. `` From the aspect of things it 's game over Tom. '' horseshit diddley SHIT SHIT ! ! ! GET YOUR fountainhead ON straight person FOR FUCK SAKE YOU jargon LOSE IT AT work ! ! ! !

'' ok john you have never been this tinker's damn at reffing since you started doing this job so what the hell is the deal man ? ''

'' I dont know what it is because its not like im stressed or anything it just seems like my head in a different place and i cant concentrate for some reason. ``

'' Well get it together suit I dont want one of my best refs going off the deep end on me all right. ``

'' ill take care of it and get my head in the game by next workweek one way or another. ``

Just a simple nod was his reply and thats all that was needed. I soon found out when you know what you need and cant get it your job becomes really unmanageable. So by the metre we had to clean up and get out of there i was starting to become a small unglued at that point. The high point was that it took us so long by the time i got home it would be getting dark and clock time for a skillful long walk.

It didnt encounter the first few night but finally I got `` prosperous '' and once again learn the satisfying phone of a cry for help. I got there so flying it kinda surprised me a large hatful. Luckily they didnt hear me so i was able to asses the position properly.

What I saw was ( to my eyes ) was one of the ten curiosity of the world, a Miracle, the christ or God himself telling me the import of life. I was finally getting what I craved and longed for. Pure, justified violence. She gets saved, I get my fix and my life will hopefully get back to normal.

I quick glance told me all I needed to hump. It was you average dead end alley. Garbage, drugs and everything in the midway `` nicely '' put on both slope. But thank the heavens there were two of them. The scruffy hoodie wearing `` mobster '' blockhead type. The female child would have been cute if she was n't terrified or had mud in random shoes. Not like it really mattered because what did matter is one had a gun the former a knife.

'' This is going be so often fun ! '' That one sentence was what truly told me that I was becoming rationally unhinged. I was n't going to go on a random slaying spree like others probably would though because that 's just unintelligent. `` I 'll figure it out tomorrow. ``

What I failed to realize until it was to late that I was already walking to them. When I finally realized it that heavenly beatify came back in full force. One step turned into two. Three turned into four. Four into a jog ! Five into a run ! And what happened next was the most beautiful sight I 've seen to date. sword in paw I did n't simply slice the man with the gas pedal throat. I put weight into the hit and dug in as far I could, watching as his blood sprayed out of his body bathed in the moonlight.

I wished the former Isle of Man dying would be just as beautiful as the first. But alas, I wanted to rip my blade from the cat throat so I could see what it would look like and see if it was just as gorgeous as the first spray of his rip. The man with the tongue was just going to deliver to have an eye destroyed and his skull caved in. Maybe not as beautiful, but it got the job done.

'' Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha ! '' I could n't terminate it if I wanted to. I just kept laughing as I walked to the first off guy and ripped my leaf blade from his throat. This was n't the kind of laugh an insane person would do. No this joke conveyed complete joy. And it kept going till I got our of the alley. Thankfully I did n't break apart like the maiden prison term. More like I walked home with a leaping in my step.

'' Fun fun for everyone stock sprayed out with the man with the gun ! Fun fun ca n't you see a skull caved in done with brutal gloat. '' Singing passed the time till I got home and went to bed, refreshed and feeling like I could take on the man.

Naturally once I woke up and turned on the news was talking about it like I just shot the president. `` Oh well, as long as I 'm not caught I do n't really give a Irish bull. Besides they totally deserved to die. But I should probably conceive of some rules when I go do that. No repose for the wicked it seems. ''