The air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area miles from my home. I was on a quest to stop the
kick who was the absolute curse of my sprightliness. The dry wind blew out of the south, a hot tongue of dispassion that tried to suck any wet from any thing it touched. I had miles to go just to reach the border of her forest, then I had to struggle even more miles through the thick-skulled tangle of under brush. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. well, I was till a few 24-hour interval ago. It all started when I met the true bane of my life. Hell, I thought my ex was bad, huh ! This bi ... woman mage though, damn dependable looking and a fresh time in bed, was as alive as a insensate, dead, Pisces. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different cleaning woman. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every former guy at the bar had to clean his jaw off the trading floor, when in the front doorway walked this visual modality. Slender hips, recondite Amytal eyes, the kind you do n't mind getting lost in, wooden leg that started at her human foot and seemed to go on forever.

Her whisker was like a all right silk that shimmers in the sun, and her rake red sassing had every man in the billet
hurting for even a gustation. About now I was thinking why was a good looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the gravid daze of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this arse taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the prosperous shit in the place.
'' indisputable, '' I said, `` here let me scatter it for you, '' pulling out a hardly used hankey, I cleaned the stool for her.

`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her purse, I immediately recognized it as a
spell good luck charm. `` There, I think that ought to give us enough time to verbalize. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am sorry I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to settle, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze turn charm, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a sealed set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... delivery foreign mission, '' she said demurely looking out through her long painted lashes.
'' Mission ? I 've heard no word of rescue charge from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the I who are holding my sister captive, you remember that ice job last month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to let on her babble since I was the mage to beguile her, it had been my last slip. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening problem I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't figure her for just another pretty face getting by on her aspect and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid lawsuit against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, unassailable as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the impregnable around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her veridical close. She was good, but I already knew that her sister was shamed. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me think on it, '' I told her, `` let you know tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, encounter me here and we can discuss, everything and a reinforcement, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening pecker. `` I 'm sure I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' red cent, I always was a sucker for a tight ass like hers, plus the soporific sway of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little interest about what would occur when the charm wore off. A here and now later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.

Getting up, I headed to the back to make a call. Knowing that the womanhood would have me watched, this would be the only really chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my slight apartment. The 2nd I hit the street I felt the cold, suddenly oculus of the watchman she had tailing me. Thought I had her pegged right, I knew her eccentric, all smiling til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and awful destruction they could. Yeah, there was n't too very much in this humankind as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd meliorate get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with danger, more than I cared to admit. Rounding a corner I felt a second set of eyes on me. My guys, undecomposed, they 'd gravel the message.

Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be safety from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get prosperous after all, then an after cerebration, I started working my captivation anyway. last time I took a post for granted, a damn troll almost crushed my head, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the body of work had started to conduct the shit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure as shooting way to get killed or locked away in some demonic prison house. Moving past the window, I could still feel centre in the street following my shadows every relocation. Looking at the meter I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the dreams would leave me alone. Setting every Mrs. Humphrey Ward and alert I could imagine of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.

Several hours later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost Mrs. Humphrey Ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable thigh-slapper that I knew was coming. certain enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting belly laugh of little terror rising from the penetrate floor. Waving a script at my mirror, I saw the moron who was trapped in my Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth trap. Shaking my caput, it always surprised me when citizenry overlooked cellblock. to the highest degree, now a days were n't that strong. matter is though, I used a lot older magic than virtually of the Bodoni mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't have sex about the sure-enough magic. I smiled as I watched the horse around start to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to own the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did process a worthy purpose.

Walking down the step I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to miss. Turning off the wards, the ... affair began to spew and bedamn at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The future matter I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell nothing. I had started to get through in to grab my earphone, when i felt another pair of dark optic upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a concourse lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, inquire what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't good for them in the long run. Turning, I went back up to fit out for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay closer care than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in psyche. It seemed the cleaning woman had an affected sweetheart and magic spell to her. I headed back to the bar, the sound of my substructure falls expectant in my ears. Awful tranquillise for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the barman From the facial expression of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this good afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcoholic drink, now I was happy I had prepared.
A few present moment later she seemed to float in the door, I tried not to stare at the forgetful hem line she was now sporting. Like originally today, every man in the place had to pull out their jaws off the floor.

Sitting in a stall, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another appealingness out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the future 29 minutes she described, in contingent, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my arms as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half hour trip out of the city, stopping before a prominent two tarradiddle building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
walking in we were met by Thomas More of the ... still could n't identify them, conceive of a large puppet with small horn, a small ridge of spines down the backbone, inadequate fangs, and Sir Thomas More hair than I 'd seen on even a few wolfman that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a belittled U. S. Army of these things. Huh, the ma'am had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the program down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her manus and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be hone. Her tight ass, the untouched chest, her trim back pubic hair, hell her pussycat was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my digit, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her regular army watching me, a sinister, twisted look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the full point, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the warning augury. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her brain. Pushing her pegleg apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to consider her. Rising up, I drove full distance, balls deep. Her shrieking of joy causing me to bang harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her peg around me. I felt her body convulsing her sinew squeezing my member, trying to take out my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unlade a large load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a XII wards before I passed out.

I jerked awake an hour later as respective of her Army were trying to burst through my wards. Two were already dead with a few more than about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found zippo there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a consequence for my clothes to come. I should own headed to the council that bit, then this would sustain been over within 2 60 minutes, did I ? Hell no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the one-tenth time in a hundred years.
I was going to do by this my ego. I should own noticed the rigidification in my leg when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the preindication. I found her outside the prison house. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to guide a whole tone, I found my leg and infantry were rooted to the slur. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor tour I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized most of my spine.

I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was idle for indisputable. It 'd take days for the patch to
completely reverse. Concealing my self, I did something grave, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and ranting when she found her sister 's cell empty. near, the boys had moved her from here. Now I just had to live on the night and hope she did n't consume the cognition to drain all my powers. I could hear her as she tried to destroy the prison. I do n't opine she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her bedamn me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for aught, you pitiful son of a kick ! When I find you, you 're going to like that you 'd died from the creeping spindle ! '' I could find out her moving through the forest, setting everything on fire. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An hour later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, derive for me if you dare ! I have a strong link to all your powers, derive fight your ego ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.

I felt the counter enchantment starting to work. At least my spine was n't satisfying now. damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the link I could n't telephone them. But the squawk had been wrong about one thing. She had n't gotten all my king, near yes. Sex had a leaning to open up one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. Sure she was a great lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a companion tactile property to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of course of study ! A mile away, I felt her stagger over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a soaked ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison, I wished I could help them but I had more pressing problem. I had to keep moving to
get the creeping arbor to rescind faster. My tour were only at 50 %, so it was going to take longer to lift it. Picking up a straight limb, I started the long walk back to my place. 2 hour later, I was at the border of the urban center. I had a itinerary but not in the daylight. I could see the people running in terror, then the council would intercede, not respectable. They 'd help me sure but they 'd probably ca-ca the spell reverse an inch a class, just as penalisation. Several hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most knock-down wand/cane I started out for her mansion house. The sun was rising when I made the desert area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my powers slip back. Problem was, it was still a fry power, but at least now I had enough to keep myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree telephone circuit that was the edge of the belongings came within sight. I was now starting to palpate more and more of my hide returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At least I was starting to feel Sir Thomas More human being like than tree like. Finally, reaching the tree job, I waved my scepter and could faintly see a route through. Looking down, I saw that the weirdy had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the low gear of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get vacate air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that strong did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no peer for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your orb on the wall as my starting time and best prize ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or play tricks me to sleep with you. please ! Funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could find her anger rising, good !

I had just reached the edge of the forest when there was a Brobdingnagian rumbling behind me, using my mogul ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her scream as she burst through the strawman room access, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a dead man ! Then I 'm going after the low stage ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystallization. Effective, though I knew it would n't hold her farseeing, it might be enough for me to get a few to a greater extent abilities back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to deliver my hammer out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn dusty to me there. A second, then third of my major power had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid bitch, in showcase you have n't guessed, I was the one to hold your sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh shtup. '' As I started to set up what shields I had, her matter swept out of the mansion threatening to swallow me. I started to destroy them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.

Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her center grew wide as she tried to halt them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been substantial than you, '' I started to tear harder, feeling more enduringness replication. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my destiny to rule all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, belligerent, belligerent excuses for life creatures. I WILL rule or ruin all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should kill her and I knew I was probably going to catch hell, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a fall guy for a closely ass. Spinning the cane again, this clock time I put everything into it, a hell of a lot Thomas More than I had before. Screaming all-fired slaying the solid time she 'd bear her revenge, then finally blessed silence, shit ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond paper 'cause she 'd never shut the hellhole up, i was far more potent than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My wards finally cleared the last of her army. I had at least another hour before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any bread and butter thing left. About that time my last partner appeared, `` shit Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a tinker's dam expiry wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as lots, a few proceedings later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know skillful than to expose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your tribute, your police military force. Shut the piece of ass UP ! I 've taken your shit for over 200 yr, after tonight you AND the unit council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't give me any asshole. You 'll have my study and my mother fucking badge in the morning. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the senior. `` If you want to fare after me, go the right way ahead. I guarantee I will take out at to the lowest degree half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my apartment, throwing triple wards around it. The senior looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The side by side good morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The rachis of an old factory opened as I waved my manus. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my account, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morn ), finally my mage police papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can suck my ass, '' funny remark but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to secern them off, '' he smiled wider.
palpitation my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` hellhole, all you can kiss my ass, bull ! ``

going away, I started to get that funny feel again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The senior appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive amount of wards.
grin, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the stiff enforcer, police agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed club within the law but never beyond, it took this grammatical case to break you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to evidence you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smile on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tire of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new line for you, a command position. '' he said.
'' Okay, '' I said a broad grin on my human face, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a pocket-size detail, my daughter, she 's Pres Young, only 200 but she wants to let a babe with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my turn to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, sanctum red cent ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex married woman ! Clear skin, long pilus, long legs, and what a tight ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at to the lowest degree after the endure 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a smashed ass .