Tommy Ainsgarth 's Third Time

It were a sorry November night in Yorkshire. Tommy and Fred Brassenthwaite were working local passenger north from Donaster wi a D1 grade engine, built be Ivatt and as much use as a cocoa teapot.

Tommy were keeping a lookout for guards flag and whistle at Grisedale when he saw dolly the girl he knew from the engineman's lodging get off of string. Dolores were Landladies daugher, last thing Tommy knew she were at Grimsby college learning hospitality as she wanted be a hoo er.



She were a stunner, her mamilla were straining the seams on her cream gaberdine mackintosh, her lips were like rubies, her middle were like, well heart, one were blue and the other weren't, her hair was sodding gold wi black root, and her boldness, had all the correctly bits and well thee don't have to attend at it when you're close up do thee.

"Hey Dolly !"he shouted.

"piece of ass off pervert,"she replied.

"Eee, that's not very Nice,"he retorted.

"Nor are you spunkin'o'er me chin."she chided.

"I were helping thee learn fellation,"he said as if wounded,"You ungrateful cow."

"Yeah well I failed didn't I and I failed again downward London,"she sighed,"No bugger wants to screw a Hooer wi a hull acent."

"Gee Dolly I want's to."Tommy says reassuringly.

"And me,"says the driver.

"I'd have a go ‘ cept the missus might find out,"agreed the stationmaster.

"Yer only sayin'that to be nice,"doll says.

"Drop yer nickers and twist over and thee'll soon find if we's jesting,"Fred Brassenthwaite adds,"No sod cares whether thee's passed exams up yer, any port in a storm."

"You rotten bugger no one want's to look at me face when there'a screwin,"dolly protested.

"We all that makeup slime on thee smell like red Native American chief,"Fred jested."Why not sting bag over thee head."

"Or one of they false heads like stranger monster,"added the station agent not all that helpfully.

"Oh fuck the lot of you !"says Dolly.

"Nay soul has to stick on locomotive engine to look on water level,"Fred laughed.

"You rotten SOB,"Dolly snapped.

"Thee could climb up here and get screwed on way to Layburn,"Tommy suggested.

"I don't want to go to Layburn,"doll replied.

"More about cummin than going,"Fred laughed,"Cummin'not going, gerrit ? Oh why do I fuckin'bother."

"You going to look at the piss all night ?"Dolly demanded.

"Not all dark, there's goods due in hour or so,"station agent laughed.

"Well thee'll be laughing tother English of the chop shot presently,"doll snapped.

She put down her case, flipped the catch and took out the openhanded carved wooden cock and balls any of them had ever seen..

"Fuck's sake,"Fred sighed incredulously.

dolly hoised her chick shoved her skimpy knckers aside and tried to ram the Diospyros ebenum monster up herself. She failed miserably.

She tried sitting on platform seat so she could get her legs wider but that railed as well.

"Ee Tommy Lad give her one and spunk her up so's it slides in better."Fred says.

Now as any railwayman knows railway locomotive driver countersign is god.

"right hand oh gaffer,"says Tommy as he climbs off engine.

"ass sake I never meant,"Fred says in disbelief as Tommy walks towards doll while pushing the straps of his coveralls off his sholders so as he could get his bollocks and shaft and that out.

"Ey up lass let me help,"Tommy says as he takes the wooden cock off dolly and rams his cock deep inside her..

"Oh shit that's so fucking proficient,"says dolly,"I never been raped before."

"Oh sorry, I thought thee were up for it,"Tommy says.

"girl can change her mind can't her,"Dolly says as she starts working her cunt muscles to milk cum out of Tommy's cock.

Tommy were humping like a good un, worried that they was making railroad train late. His knob end were banging against summat like a sledge hammering in a velvet glove, or so he thought as he deamily banged her.

"How the shtup did she neglect the Hooers exam if she bangs like that ?"stationmaster queried.

"They can't sympathize me accent,"doll replied.

"What about Kingston-upon Hull ?"Tommy asked.

"Failed me fellatio,"dolly said,"I gagged and near bit his knob off."

"For fucks sake,"Fred says shaking his head.

"Oh fuck Tommy that's so good !"dolly says as Tommy struggles to remember how to dash his load.

"Thee'll have to be patient ‘ tis me firstly time wi a doll apart from spunking in thee's human face of course."Tommy explained.

"No panic,"says dolly dreamily,"Take thee sentence. ``

Somewhere in the drear recesses of Tommy's thinker he realised while he didn't know how to cum he never kne how to lay off his self either.

"Oh fuck I'm cummin, where do you want it Dolly,"Tommy asks.

"Keep it off me face and skirt,"says doll,"Easiest affair is spunk inside me probably."

"Reet oh,"says Tommy and he lets fly like end like a pop safety valve lifting.

"piece of tail sake Tommy how long you been saving that up for !"Dolly cried,"It's running down me leg."

"Ever I suppose,"Tommy exclaimed, and just retain pumping spunk.

"Bloody estimable job every King John ent as spunked up as thee,"Dolly sighed,"I'm fucking swim in spunk."

"Ee Tommy, Best get moving,"Fred says urgently.

"thinking thee wanted a go ?"Dolly whined.

"Some early time,"Fred says.

"Its be fucking causal agency I failed me exam ‘ ent it,"Dolly exclaimed.

"Summat like that,"Fred says as he sounds whistle. Even that knocked steam pressure back ten pounds.

"Thee should try Allerton Corsby,"Stationmaster says,"Thee only has to get seven out of ten off of the Parish Council for their permit like."

"Yeah,"Says Fred,"They only got old Martha at office function and Milly landlady of Dog and Duck on Parish register of hooers.

"How do you signify, sevener out of ten ?"doll asked.

Fred sighed,"Parish council member fuck thee and give target out of ten, forenoon LXX per cent and yore in."

"Oh, I thought I neeeded certificates,"dolly said weakly.

"You could kip at my seat, we're only five naut mi from Allerton"Tommy said,"I got a stunt man bed and there's only me and me blood brother Jim and Ginger."

"I'd rather sleep under a shrub no offence."Dolly says.

"Nay lass thee can kip in waiting room,"Stationmaster says,"Now get going good will be yer in no time."

Flags waved and tin whistle blew and old locomotive creaked and groaned and crawled away from ststion. Tommy waved goodbye to doll all the while oblivious to fact he had just gotten her up the duff.

"Put some fucking ember on,"Fred says,"Don't worry I was talking bollocks, they don't issue certificates at Allerton all they're hooers are fucking amateurs."

"That's cruel is that,"says Tommy,"Why'd you lie for ?"

"She's thick as three short plank"Fred laughed,"She'll be asking council member to shaft her and give marks out of ten."..."Me uncle Matt is a councillor there and he's got a dicky ticker, ten minutes wi Dolly might finish up he off and I'm beneficiary on his will."

"You rotten sod,"Tommy sighed as he wondered when he'd get to screw Dolly again.

As it happened it were sooner than he thought .