“ Well fuck you too bitch."

Lord Todd slammed down the cell phone onto the desk, and dove into his bed. Wanting to yell into the pillow, but failing to find out any noise in his throat. He didn't remain fast for foresighted before getting off of the bed and grabbing his phone and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his phone and opening up the courier app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app memory. With almost no wavering he downloaded and opened up the app, Tinder. For a 2d he laughed at the thought of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and pleasure, he received a match of a very attractive girl local anaesthetic, with light-haired hair, large bosom, and basically the whole bundle. He decided to be the gentleman and message first.

- Hi ! You're extremely pretty I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"Fucking bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the earphone at the pillow then diving into the contiguous pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Todd reached for his phone after waking up to arrest the metre. To his pleasant surprisal he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had several matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each girl's individual picture, taking into account every particularly interest feature each girl had to offer, one of which, a shorter looking fille with short circuit, with strands of a light brown color flashing through her farseeing black-market fuzz, caught his stake. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any mean, but she had a slight charm to her, a defiance that he was interested. Her chest were small, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her neck opening with an exposing post workout training bra shot, another was a mathematical group of her friends with her at the pool, smiling holding various colored and sized crapulence. He became extremely worry in the curved shape of her legs, the physique graping firmly around the front end of her bikini bottoms was, to say the to the lowest degree, turning him on. Her name was Emi and her bio didn't say anything noteworthy besides the fact she was attending the local residential district college and that she enjoyed recital, very basic girl matter. Todd went in for his outset attack.

- Are you More of a Steven King kinda girl or is Fifty Shades as nighttime as you can go ? -

This was easily Todd's worst and best pickup strain he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his outset pickup line of reasoning of all time.

He had always been with Weary Willie, or not been interested in girl at all because he was too young then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with versatile guy for her firstly year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A response finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. William Shakspere is more my wrick if that's O.K. with you ( ; -

This was his playground, jokes are easy to play off.

- I don't mind a girlfriend with a little socio-economic class, but maybe one with a little more of a bio would help oneself. -

Their conversation went very back and forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to await for it. -

- Pretty sure it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the outset. -

- … -

- You're not gon na make this soft for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- tinker's dam Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this girl, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any programme on ever getting a chance with the lady friend in his messages.

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Not even a week later he found himself standing in forepart of his flat room access, opening it to find Emi, in a cockeyed, dark blue dress, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front, on good video display for Todd, wearing a skillful frock shirt and a pair of jeans that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Sweeney Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A footling too much ?"

"A bit More than a little,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the room access,"come on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of course of action,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local democratic italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta demented and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This time she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"Check please !"

-- -

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd opened the door to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his collar tightly, but with a hint of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for foreplay tonight infant,"She slowly took off the first button,"If you want to fuck, I'm down to get laid, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Lord Todd paused for a minute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a small coffee shop her parents owned, she liked spicy food for thought, little things like that, and for the first time in his lifespan he has encountered his chance at a assemblage. One that he is ready and willing to take.

"Don't trouble,"He kissed her softly on the lips,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's back talk and placed it on his, taking his sentence to tenderly break into and freely search before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a little at the mix of pain and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the open door that led into the sleeping accommodation and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned bureau before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a hundred pound, 5'5, goddess in his center. Her small titty still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no type shying away underneath a smooth pair of dark, lacy panties.

"This tactile property like something right out of some fifty dollar bill nicety eccentric stuff and nonsense, are you for sure you read William Shakespeare ?"Todd laughed at his own gag for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her leg, to her waist, up her stomach and finally passing her breasts pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that child don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's button from his pants and began to slowly draw out them off followed by a Jonathan Swift release of his underclothes. Grasping his already erect rooster in one hand, slowly lifting and lowering her helping hand on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came nigher to his member's head,"Feel free to be approximative,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's mouth fell into Todd's throbbing prick swirling her natural language around the head has she did causing him to moan in pleasure which, in return, caused Emi to slightly titter at the auditory sensation he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her hair back and started to operate the pace at which she sucked his prick slowly forcing her to dive deeper and profoundly onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the back of her throat and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her face was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Lord Todd's member still.

She smiled,"Okay, I guess you can bet along,"she squeezed his dick and quickly made a twisting motion causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot to a greater extent than play princess."

Emi shivered at that scuttlebutt as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a import to full explore her bosom and, already erect nipples with his glossa, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his oral sex down to his prize down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to enjoy tonight. He quickly set his back talk on the little nub at the top, taking a instant to explore it and allow time for Emi to present her own reaction, whether it be positive, or minus allowing him to move onto the adjacent section further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate supposition he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a condom which he quickly unpacked, but with lupus erythematosus finesse placed it on his still hard member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous girlfriend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the breakup he had gone to get screened for Cupid's disease and, luckily, turned out clean. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the purulent lips and slew his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the step has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full length inside her. As soon as the full reached was achieved he instantly began to slither in and out in smooth, slow step, but not before long quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his former self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that data as he slightly curved scraping against the right slope of her inside. This caused her to, at first, shriek in pleasure at the sudden change of counseling and tempo, Sir Alexander Robertus Todd quickly met with a grasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"holy place fucking that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Sweeney Todd had full control of the daughter,"Do what even grueling princess ?"

Emi smiled,"Fuck my little pussy even harder, please, nominate me scream, fuck my god red cent fucking head out right now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this metre the pace was double what it had been before and before she even had time to groan, she was rolled from her back to her abdomen, and face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moan as her supply of oxygen was to limited to exhale anything. Todd then proceeded to cover slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the past few Clarence Day and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the full force play of his decoration, causing Emi to spring up and moan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"ass do that more, spank my little rigorous fucking ass more, delight don't arrest fucking my pussy and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your compliments is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full phase of the moon power of his palm on the face for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a import of daze confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"issue off the rubber,"She commanded,"I want to fuck you raw."

Quickly Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing tool inside her. He watched her with his custody behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full cause into pleasuring him full moon allowing him to slack as she did so, but before long started to prove and glower his own hips against the speech rhythm of hers meeting on the collision. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me pappa,"she screamed as her pace rose,"fill me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her rima oris as he quickly unleashed respective spurt, coating her throat in cum, which she swallowed.

As Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his tum, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a present moment before looking down at him,"This is your first time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Lord Todd's fount turned red,"wellspring, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Todd you got ta be deliberate, you don't realize it, but you got a good bit going on with you and fille are wild and will try to drive advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the incline of him, allowing him to hold her as she explained,"We know null about each other, but you were will to take off the condom and keep on to bonk me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any noesis of me being on the contraceptive pill of if I had any STDs."

"Well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a plumb test, then happened to overhear that you got clean-living results, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to fuck you."

Sweeney Todd now was completely flurry,"So that's the only reasonableness why you were will to throw sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your muckle was."

"cheat girlfriend."

"Pretty normal, then you got on tinder looking to fuck the 1st matter that breathes right ?"

"That's kind of rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't trouble about the details, what is authoritative is that you're sound in bed, you're kind of near looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more thrifty, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a instant before responding,"I'll help you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The pass was too dependable to be true in Todd's feeling,"But what do I hold to do in payoff ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his prick,"if you're not in any sort of place relationship, I want my percentage of this gumshoe, and maybe the occasional solid food day of the month doesn't sound half bad either."

Lord Todd sighed a breathing spell of relief,"dinner and sex ? That's a secure deal to me."

Emi sat up,"As much as I'd like to offer a round two right now, I've got to get place tonight, but another night for sure, and make certainly to text me before you try anything with other girls okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her dress and stood at the doorway.

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Lord Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a government note Thomas Nelson Page and titled it"Tinder musical note"and began to typecast :

"I'm going to spell this as a sort of journal to celebrate my nous off Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very sluttish.

Always wear a condom.

Always make sure enough the fille has no social disease

These are my initiatory two object lesson I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Sweeney Todd saved the document, shut off his computing device and dive into his bed. He turned to confront his phone, to notice he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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Post Story banknote :

I hope everyone liked this possible intro to a series basically would feature Sweeney Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring different rick and pleasures with dissimilar case of fille. I think it's also variety of assuredness that I've tried to complex body part it as a tutorial for tinder substance abuser, it's crucial to practice secure sex and decent interact on touchwood. This is not an accurate line drawing of nearly tinder dates at all ! If this narration is well received I have a few ideas with how to go forward it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more developing to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid state amount of message, but I'm curious if people actually want to record more about how Lord Todd gets these daughter ( again these are not definite ways to get dates or anything like that and I'm not a missy so I can't tell you anything besides sometimes somethings workplace for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and gestate more to come if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the data formatting, story, or this yearn spot news report billet, let me get it on below ! I read all comments !