Bringing in Migrants, How Stumpy got his chip figure

It was that dark bit of the Nox just afore dawn, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The slight sea swell rocked our boat the"bazaar maiden"as we approached the land and the engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel motor but Denzil fitted a straight person six petrol out of an old combine reaper as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the Pisces the Fishes handle where about 40 fellow was crammed in.

One or two popped their heads out to see the faint outline of the surf on the sandlike beach.

"You want the A30 route for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the rowboat up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the Cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the shadow.

Which left half a dozen girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could snarf they ashore at Mousehole a brace at a time as plod would be too busy eyeing up their boob and that to care if they was immigrants.

Course that was bollocks, they'd get picked up quick smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two miles from the following poxy uninhabited island ten miles from the next poxy inhabited island. It were like natural selection of the primed, we landed various hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of country End mind.

Didn't establish a piece of tail really, Denzil were so racist he even hated phratry from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in angle cargo deck sorting the fowl out with swimwear. These was birds what usually wore they Burkas, nous to toe tent things where you couldn't see nothing but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"expression at the fucking tit on this one."

"fucking off,"I said,"keep yer Massachusetts Institute of Technology off."

The unmistakable auditory sensation of person being smacked round the point wafted up from the angle hold.

"The bloody bitch slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her titmouse, I was doing a Donald Trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'puss ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"piece of tail off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the steering wheel house, Ross had to hang about in locomotive engine way gear up to get going the locomotive engine if Coast Guard showed up, so I told Denzil to play the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the pilothouse lightness and in her underclothing I could see she had a single-foot to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"screwing off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, give me the rightfulness horn then slaps me chops,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"Well give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look ducky,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational risk for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and bedevil me over the side ?"she asked.

"Well it don't make no sensory faculty the early way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's feelings not fancying him."

"And you Mr. master, will you fuck me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll pass"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant fuck me ?"she asked.

"Fuck you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racialist,"I said,"Makes Hitler look like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"Button it and circularize your legs,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucks sake,"Denzil,"I fucking get laid bustin'hymens."

The sea was like glass, so clear you could you coud see the reflection of the lighting from Long ships beacon light thirty miles away shimmering like gold, or like a bally searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, hang on to the runway and let Denzil love you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her center. I helped by pulling her knickers down. Denzil had his peter out and I helped her grapple the coaming round the orbit binacle and had her bend over.

This clip she let Denzil vex a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her bosom and let them loose. Her nipples were inches long, she was seriously horny.

"fuck's sake Jethro, she leaking like a fucked stern gland,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the squawk shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his gist up her kitty-cat,"Aw !"she gasped.

"Well that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more virgin down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the miss right by me.

"Course I am you dick promontory,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her tits and flavour as he slammed into her cunt from behind.

"Bet you're glad you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by forty gent by now and not decent white blokes neither."

She weren't hearing, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the virtually of it.

That was when Denzil the lousy bastard made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a pattern homo being he grabs the poor bitch a bit rough and forces her caput down.

"Clean my dick up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her mouth open he rammed his cock in her mouth.

It were what they call a life changing moment, soon as he got his shaft in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"ass sake, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your straits in its gob do you ?

"Stop it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head with his clenched fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the flak axe or flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the blood, she was chewing his turncock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the back of the head word. Down she went taking the last four in of Denzil's hammer with her.

He stared at the deflated stump in disbelief.

"Fucks sake Jethro,"he says,"piece of ass sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'boo are over checkmate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"Fuck off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Best swimming for it love,"I says and adjacent thing she's out the pilothouse and over the incline, striking out for the nearest island.

"nous the bike mate,"I says and I goes down the fish appreciation,"Your match just bit my mate's stopcock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot better follow quick smart."

I left em to it, spattering, splash, four splashes and a later tentative knock on the wheel house doorway,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"nooky sake."

"How's about I sell you a life jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his mole slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten chaw, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my father, do you possess any wives ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm piece of tail demise,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to displume,"Denzil whine,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will nail you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the slope instead !"she suggested.

"I'm fucking tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life jacket, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me strap the life jacket on her and she jumps in the weewee and sort of half dog boat paddle after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice pipework to the locomotive engine room.

"What you mean both,"Sir James Clark Ross replied,"We only got half an engine let alone two."

I heard him crank the engine, as in with a starting hold, galvanic starting signal was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in paraphernalia, yes only fishing boat with four velocity and overturn gearbox N of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to deliver Dan.

"Denzil had his node end bit off,"I shouted.

"binge clip foul bastard,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gunwales and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

Twenty arcminute later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the fucking did that pass,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining dais of his cock.

"Caught in a crab's tweezer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the chap asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a crowd of poof who had played too jumpy, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"locomotive engine trouble, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must accept been two or three calendar month later this bird total looking for me, not bad looking all affair considered, bit sorry skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life jacket,"she says.

"No, don't worry about it, it was only Charles Frederick Worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five fucks remember,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to ingrain your first mate, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are strong man, hard ruthless, brave, You will be a good hubby, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody Noel Coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the spine of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settle. She spread her leg,"Look Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitchhike them up again to bolt the door and block Mrs Penhaligon from next threshold wandering in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me socks and sea thrill left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will fuck anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the here and now was right wing she guided my shaft into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea clip. Turned out being pregnant would help her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her teeth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any pecker left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent wave hard on. Lucky illegitimate .