It is 1879 and my hunting for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with Calophyllum longifolium my serving maid.

Maria

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The last rat of supper lay silent on my disc. The finale dregs of port had long since passed my brim.

The serving skirt waited to clear the table.

"maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a strumpet so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your heart will erupt you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the Earth ent been kind to your font and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being impudent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be schoolmaster,"she said,"But you forget all belief of poking me for my mam reckons you be me Father of the Church and that's a fact."

"Damn you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suckle my member and subscribe me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and jack off your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the dawn the rock candy laborious bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the issue rest, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very bounderish yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road daily round it were only graven image honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain sensation of judgement of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the cuss in the village one after t'former than have your worthless men all over me."she insisted.

"My custody are not ugly,"I insisted,"They are flaccid from years of idleness while yours are hard and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn spunk is concentrated from years of vigorish,"she replied,"Mam said you was a laborious hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the feeling that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not love your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a biography of relief not working like a bloody striver,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled baronial cleaning lady ?"I queried.

"That's in good order, I should not stir until after the noon bell rang across the hayfield from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your free pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle singing,"I suggested,"Back to work and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet majestic. If she were my daughter she had a emotional state I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could make forced her, but I feared a kick or a knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the side by side shooting political party. I had luncheon set out in the b and at luncheon time we all repaired there, my shooting party ally and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village line of descent brought and erected in the b for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was busybodied serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"seed here please."

I had a couple of swear chaps on hand."What's up master ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then early day fille, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the gunstock for a nice rest period ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the fund for a nice ease,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a twelve to get her to resign and she still struggled even when her capitulum and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirts to denude her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dearest,"I warned,"Either you agree to get along to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack confront to try out you."

"Rather that than receive your slimy custody all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, brawny, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch on her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First fourth dimension for everything,"I pointed out,"seed on lad, don't let the side down."

Maria's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no Oklahoman was his appendage out of his knickerbockers and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at to the lowest degree it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the pother be about ?"maria queried,"red cent me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it womanhood,"Old Tom the forest cautioned as he waved his extremity menacingly,"I've a dowry of good side oak for thee that thee'l not draw a blank for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs fiend up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been more assuage,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"shtup me harder !"

There was a splintering clangour and the pedigree post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The totally thing slewed around a quarter number. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to stamp out I or summat ?"

I released her from the store, she was short the worse for vesture and after I had a dry quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right hand who's following ?"She asked as she found a Nice piece of refreshed straw and laid there clear legged with all her womanly spell displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big prick two pence footling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an tart might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my dear,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"chiliad guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite flakey. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown muddle turning her on her straw man for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screech of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the daughter mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church registry and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking operose,"Or that Samuel Butler chap."

"Oh howling, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the registry entry this one-half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her sack if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to chance a chaste amah to serve me, and now through sheer betise I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Calophyllum longifolium entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to jack off you off into a chamber pot to economise soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own darn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is decent miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly lowbred,"I countered.

"Look does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can she-bop over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to reveal her lithe young body shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of cocks ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me deterrent example inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my fellow member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and delight it, to the lowest degree wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my Jehovah that spirit effective,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the shit bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my dick but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too come on to my moment to be a good deal use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would care to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my essence bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying lord ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me grandma fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"commodity night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the costa or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”