“ well fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cell phone onto the desk, and dove into his bed. Wanting to holler into the pillow, but failing to ascertain any noise in his throat. He didn't remain immobile for long before getting off of the bed and grabbing his earphone and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his phone and opening up the messenger app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app store. With almost no hesitation he downloaded and opened up the app, kindling. For a secondment he laughed at the thought of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and delight, he received a match of a very attractive young lady topical anaesthetic, with blonde hair, large breasts, and basically the solid package. He decided to be the gentleman and message first.

- Hi ! You're extremely middling I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"shtup bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the telephone at the pillow then diving into the side by side pillow, falling asleep.

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Later that night Todd reached for his phone after waking up to gibe the clip. To his pleasant surprisal he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had several matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each young lady's individual picture, taking into account every particularly interesting lineament each girl had to offer, one of which, a shorter looking girl with short, with strands of a illumine Brown coloring material flashing through her tenacious black hair, caught his sake. She didn't appear to be in the floor of a supermodel by any means, but she had a slight appeal to her, a insubordination that he was interested. Her breasts were minor, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her neck with an exposing Post workout training bra shot, another was a chemical group of her friend with her at the syndicate, smiling holding diverse colored and sized drunkenness. He became extremely matter to in the curve ball of her legs, the frame graping firmly around the front end of her two-piece bottoms was, to say the least, turning him on. Her figure was Emi and her bio didn't say anything remarkable besides the fact she was attending the topical anaesthetic community of interests college and that she enjoyed reading, very basic girl things. Todd went in for his outset attack.

- Are you Sir Thomas More of a Steven King kinda girl or is Fifty shades as dark as you can go ? -

This was easily Todd's unsound and best pickup line he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his first gear pickup line of all meter.

He had always been with Grace Patricia Kelly, or not been interested in girls at all because he was too youthful then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with various guys for her get-go class away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A reply finally came in.

- Haha. funny pal. William Shakespeare is more my twist if that's O.K. with you ( ; -

This was his playground, jokes are easy to play off.

- I don't mind a girl with a little class, but maybe one with a minuscule Sir Thomas More of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to look for it. -

- Pretty for sure it only says you go to college here and you like Holy Writ. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the showtime. -

- … -

- You're not gon na have this slow for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- red cent Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this girl, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any program on ever getting a chance with the girl in his messages.

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Not even a hebdomad later he found himself standing in front of his apartment door, opening it to find Emi, in a tight, dark blueing attire, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front, on wide display for Todd, wearing a nice dress shirt and a pair of blue jean that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Lord Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A petty too much ?"

"A bit more than than a little,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"come on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of trend,"Sir Alexander Robertus Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local anaesthetic pop italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This clip she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"Check please !"

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Todd opened the doorway to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his collar tightly, but with a hint of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for arousal tonight infant,"She slowly took off the first button,"If you want to make love, I'm down to fuck, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Lord Todd paused for a arcminute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to school day nearby, she worked at a small-scale cafe her parents owned, she liked spicy foods, short things like that, and for the first time in his lifespan he has encountered his fortune at a hookup. One that he is ready and volition to take.

"Don't trouble,"He kissed her softly on the lip,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his conviction he once again took Emi's mouth and placed it on his, taking his meter to tenderly break into and freely research before going and biting on her lip causing her to moan a little at the mix of pain and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the opened doorway that led into the bedroom and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned chest before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Sir Alexander Robertus Todd rested, a hundred pound, 5'5, goddess in his eyes. Her pocket-size breasts still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no case shying away underneath a smooth pair of wickedness, lacy panties.

"This feels like something right out of some 50 Shades case clobber, are you sure you read Shakespeare ?"Todd laughed at his own trick for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her pegleg, to her shank, up her venter and finally passing her boob pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that sister don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's clit from his drawers and began to slowly pull them off followed by a blue-belly spill of his underclothes. Grasping his already erect cock in one deal, slowly lifting and lowering her mitt on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her chief came skinny to his penis's head,"Feel gratis to be rough,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's oral fissure fell into Todd's throbbing gumshoe swirling her knife around the head has she did causing him to moan in pleasure which, in return, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the auditory sensation he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her whisker back and started to control the pace at which she sucked his cock slowly forcing her to plunk deeper and recondite onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the back of her throat and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her face was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Todd's appendage still.

She smiled,"Okay, I guess you can play along,"she squeezed his gumshoe and quickly made a twisting apparent movement causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot more than play princess."

Emi shivered at that comment as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a moment to full moon explore her breasts and, already put up mamilla with his knife, slightly biting the moment one before pulling away from it. Then leading his straits down to his prize down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to revel tonight. He quickly set his mouth on the pocket-size nub at the top, taking a bit to explore it and provide time for Emi to grant her own reaction, whether it be confident, or negative allowing him to move onto the following surgical incision further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate Assumption he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a safe which he quickly unpacked, but with less finesse placed it on his still hard member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous girl ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the breakup he had gone to get screened for STDs and, luckily, turned out fairly. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy lips and slid his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the pace has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full length inside her. As soon as the fully reached was achieved he instantly began to slew in and out in smooth, dense strides, but not before tenacious quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his previous self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the right side of her inside. This caused her to, at offset, scream in pleasure at the sudden change of direction and rate, Lord Todd quickly met with a grasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"Holy FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd had broad control of the girl,"Do what even knockout princess ?"

Emi smiled,"Fuck my little cunt even harder, please, get to me scream, fuck my god tinker's dam fucking brains out right now."

Before she could say anything more, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this fourth dimension the footstep was double what it had been before and before she even had time to groan, she was rolled from her back to her venter, and face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moan as her supply of oxygen was to limited to exhale anything. Sweeney Todd then proceeded to uphold slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the past tense few daylight and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the full force of his palm, causing Emi to rebound up and groan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"Fuck do that Thomas More, spank my little slopped fucking ass Thomas More, please don't stop fucking my pussy and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your compliments is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the replete power of his palm tree on the brass for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of dazed confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"Take off the safe,"She commanded,"I want to be intimate you raw."

Quickly Sir Alexander Robertus Todd slipped off the rubber and watched as Emi slid his throbbing shaft inside her. He watched her with his hired hand behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her good effort into pleasuring him full allowing him to relax as she did so, but before long started to farm and lower his own hips against the rhythm of hers meeting on the collision. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me daddy,"she screamed as her pace rose,"Fill me with you hot gummy cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a moment of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her mouth as he quickly unleashed respective squirt, coating her throat in cum, which she swallowed.

As Lord Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the piece of ass you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Lord Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a moment before looking down at him,"This is your world-class clip isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Lord Todd's cheek turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Todd you got ta be measured, you don't realize it, but you got a secure bit going on with you and young lady are screwball and will try to direct reward of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the English of him, allowing him to check her as she explained,"We know nothing about each former, but you were leave to engage off the condom and stay to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any knowledge of me being on the pill of if I had any STDs."

"wellspring you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a clean test, then happened to overhear that you got clean results, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to fuck you."

Todd now was completely bewildered,"So that's the only grounds why you were willing to cause sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your stack was."

"cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty normal, then you got on tinder looking to screw the firstly affair that breathes right ?"

"That's kind of rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't worry about the details, what is important is that you're good in bed, you're variety of adept looking, and you're REALLY good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a moment before responding,"I'll assistant you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The offer was too good to be avowedly in Todd's public opinion,"But what do I get to do in return ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his ray,"if you're not in any sort of dedicate relationship, I want my parcel of this dick, and maybe the periodic food appointment doesn't sound one-half bad either."

Todd sighed a breath of relief,"dinner and sex ? That's a right wad to me."

Emi sat up,"As practically as I'd like to offer a round two right now, I've got to get home tonight, but another Nox for sure as shooting, and make sure to text me before you try anything with early female child okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her wearing apparel and stood at the doorway.

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Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underclothes. He opened up a banknote page and titled it"punk Notes"and began to type :

"I'm going to write this as a sort of daybook to keep my mind off Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very leisurely.

Always wear a condom.

Always make sure the girl has no Cupid's disease

These are my maiden two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the document, shut off his estimator and dove into his bed. He turned to face his phone, to acknowledge he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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I hope everyone liked this possible intro to a series basically would boast Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring different kinks and pleasures with unlike case of girls. I think it's also kind of cool that I've tried to structure it as a tutorial for tinder user, it's authoritative to recitation safe sex and the right way interact on tinder. This is not an accurate word-painting of most spunk dates at all ! If this fib is well received I have a few mind with how to continue it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more development to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid total of content, but I'm odd if people actually want to show more about how Todd gets these little girl ( again these are not definite ways to get dates or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't William Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings piece of work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and expect more to come if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the data formatting, storey, or this prospicient position history note, let me know below ! I read all comments !