Bringing in Migrants, How Stumpy got his dent name

It was that dour bit of the Night just afore sunrise, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The rebuff sea swell rocked our boat the"bazaar amah"as we approached the land and the engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel engine but Denzil fitted a straight six petrol out of an old combine harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish hold where about XL blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their caput out to see the wispy outline of the breakers on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 route for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. Forty odd on em climbed in dory designed for ten and off they went into the nighttime.

Which left half a dozen girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuit on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a couple at a fourth dimension as plod would be too busy eyeing up their tits and that to care if they was immigrants.

Course that was bollock, they'd get picked up quick smart but at to the lowest degree they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two air mile from the succeeding poxy uninhabited island ten miles from the next poxy inhabited island. It were same survival of the fittest, we landed several hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of Lands End mind.

Didn't give a nooky really, Denzil were so anti-Semite he even hated ethnic music from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish handle sorting the birds out with swimwear. These was razz what usually wore they burqa, head to toe tent things where you couldn't see nada but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"Look at the fucking tits on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"livelihood yer mits off."

The unmistakable phone of someone being smacked round the school principal wafted up from the Pisces the Fishes hold.

"The flaming squawk slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"farewell her breast alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her titty, I was doing a Donald horn,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"Fuck off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the cycle family, Ross had to flow about in engine elbow room set up to take up the engine if Coast Guard showed up, so I told Denzil to bring the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red gleam of the wheelhouse lights and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"Fuck off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody cunt, give me the right trump then slaps me chop shot,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"Well reach her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look dearie,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and throw me over the slope ?"she asked.

"Well it don't make no sense the other way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's touch sensation not fancying him."

"And you Mister police captain, will you roll in the hay me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll bye"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant nookie me ?"she asked.

"Fuck you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racist,"I said,"Makes Hitler depend like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"button it and spread your branch,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for piece of ass sake,"Denzil,"I fucking screw bustin'hymens."

The sea was like glass, so well-defined you could you coud see the mirror image of the light from Long ships pharos 30 miles away shimmering like gold, or like a crashing searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, hang on to the rail and let Denzil bang you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see teardrop in her eyes. I helped by pulling her knee pants down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her grip the coaming round the ambit binacle and had her bend over.

This sentence she let Denzil stick a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her tit and let them relax. Her nipples were in long, she was seriously horny.

"Fuck's saki Jethro, she leaking like a fucked rump gland,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the squawk shuddered and jerked against the reach binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"fountainhead that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the girl right by me.

"Course I am you hawkshaw read/write head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her mammilla and chilliness as he slammed into her cunt from behind.

"Bet you're gladiolus you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by forty blokes by now and not decent Andrew Dickson White fella neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the to the highest degree of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy love child made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a convention human being being he grabs the poor cunt a bit rough in and forces her capitulum down.

"Clean my prick up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her sassing exposed he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a sprightliness changing moment, soon as he got his dick in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"Fucks interest, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your drumhead in its gob do you ?

"occlusive it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head with his fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fervor axe or flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the lineage, she was chewing his stopcock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the cover of the head teacher. Down she went taking the last four inches of Denzil's cock with her.

He stared at the deflate stump in disbelief.

"Fucks sake Jethro,"he says,"roll in the hay sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'birds are over spouse,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"ass off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Best swim for it love,"I says and following thing she's out the wheelhouse and over the English, striking out for the nearest island.

"thinker the wheel mate,"I says and I goes down the Pisces hold,"Your mate just bit my first mate's shaft off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot better follow nimble smart."

I left em to it, dab, splash, four spattering and a later provisional rap on the bicycle house threshold,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"nookie sake."

"How's about I sell you a animation jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the buttery rag pressed against his jetty slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten quid, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my founding father, do you have any wife ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm fucking dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to pull,"Denzil whimper,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted in-migration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the side instead !"she suggested.

"I'm shag tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life history crownwork, you owe me five ass remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me strap the life crownwork on her and she jumps in the piss and sort of half dog boat paddle after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."full-of-the-moon ahead both !"I shouted down the voice pipe to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an railway locomotive let alone two."

I heard him crank the locomotive engine, as in with a starting handle, electric starting was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing gravy holder with four fastness and invert gear case due north of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his knob end bit off,"I shouted.

"Bout time filthy bastard,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gun rest and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

twenty dollar bill minutes later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the fuck did that happen,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining pulpit of his cock.

"Caught in a crab's tweezer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the chap even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of queers who had played too rasping, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance superior general Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in day, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"locomotive engine trouble, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must induce been two or three months later this bird come looking for me, not bad looking all things considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life jacket,"she says.

"No, don't trouble about it, it was only worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five fucks call back,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to strike your teammate, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are stiff man, operose ruthless, brave, You will be a good married man, I shall sustain your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the book binding of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her drawers down and sat on me settle. She spread her legs,"Look Virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to hitch them up again to run off the door and stop Mrs Penhaligon from following door wandering in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me socks and sea charge left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will get laid anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was right she guided my hammer into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being fraught would help her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her teeth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any dick left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a perm hard on. Lucky bastard .