Noel 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Yule, John griffon just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous the great unwashed went by. happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the companionship walked up behind him,"hello John, lot of mass moving through the store I see. That merchandising antic you came up with was sheer genius !"Saint John the Apostle smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big incentive this yr for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas company this class ? I have a lot of hooey to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to bring together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might forgather a squeamish lady friend there !"Mr. Woody Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a smiling as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking puppet that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was blame surely a the pits of a lot happy. Plus he had a lot Sir Thomas More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Cy Young women walked by smiling at John, only to make him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, close blonde said.

"Oh, that's Saint John gryphon, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, char in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette spot worker said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to Saint John their part were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temporary when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his human face, then again it was keeping people in the berth away from him. The inaugural true grin he'd worn in hebdomad appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the political party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gather, crew hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing lav shook his head teacher then looked at his watch, he had an minute ‘ til the political party. Taking the lift to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get sent home. As the lift room access open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Gracie Allen was there with a man in a red courting, knack over a waste paper basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to bear a Saint Nicholas Claus ! Can the temp caller send out one Chris ?"

"Not at this previous juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to experience a Kriss Kringle for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted St. John at the elevator doors.

When bathroom saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men Gospel According to John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a cracking head for byplay. This is just an reference of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving present tense to children."John's eyes started to glow as he ran the scenario through his thinker."These nestling in number want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could reckon that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful quite a little ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a lot that will make you a fable in the playing area, a household name to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen was saying.

The unharmed time toilet was starting to actually smile cock-a-hoop and bigger. Not the role player one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."

"commodity, though the only matter is you have to go with a helper."Mr. Woody Allen said as King John's centre narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Woody Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look whoremonger I need you on this. Don't make me suffer to rethink my choice to preserve you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this fellowship or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John Lackland sighed he did revel this job, he'd crushed respective to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another line of work tactic. sort of like sex entreaty attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was admittedly. Sighing a tertiary time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the backrest to put the suit on. Pointing to a doorway toilet walked through and right into an almost nude fair sex !

Screaming the cleaning lady covered as a good deal of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John the Evangelist just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the nether region do you believe you are doing ? You can't alteration when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're toilet gryphon aren't you ?"

"first base to answer your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Kriss Kringle Suit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! comic diminutive body. Third, yes I am so haste up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."bathroom was trying to zip so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The adult female started to say more but the parole stuck in her throat as Saint John removed his drawers. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to trade the sex appeal. God knows you don't have lots else that's for sure !"John the Evangelist sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn monster of nature ! I have to a greater extent solicitation in my little finger than you do in your totally physical structure !"The brunet was almost screaming at John.

"addict huh ? At to the lowest degree I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know nothing about !"bathroom snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffin ; a tight breakup two old age ago, no tyke, no sociable spirit. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a nut !"The brunette replied.

bathroom got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal particular about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole time, then I could make it happen. Understand ? Be a squawk, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll supporter you. Now get the ass dressed before both of us are out on our rear ! Also keep your backtalk shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the sole ones to know, I want it to ride out that way."toilet growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then choke the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated cleaning lady why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several shaver who had appeared she really hoped that john Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the soma of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapper around apparatus that increased his stomach size of it, he appeared to be about redress for the job. He was about to grab the room access when Mr. Gracie Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything serious ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Ethan Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is kid !"There was the roar of wads of kids as John Lackland Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his sound case he watched as the brunet worked the crowd of nestling. Hmmm the brunette was well at this than he thought.

For the side by side hour Saint John the Apostle went through the motions asking each nestling what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was veracious toilet thinking this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the season. Finally getting into it Gospel According to John was actually a footling discomfited when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a drapery across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to front at her again.'A few minutes later whoremaster was almost completely defenseless when he heard a grunt then the adult female fell through the drapery between his legs.

Looking up at his Brobdingnagian member she swallowed hard as whoremonger could see she was totally au naturel. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his headway. Offering her a deal she slapped it away, quickly closing her ramification."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapplander about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John the Divine smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was side to face with him. Shaking her psyche she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

growling John reached out and ripped the mantle down."Look you fucking squawk ! I don't ease up a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your ass business ! So do me a favour, observe quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business messing with. In a Logos ? piece of ass off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to still woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to beguile the man and have her a composition of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the troupe ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling St. John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposal for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa Claus tonight is also our memory board Saint Nick. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."St. John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can palm the eternal sleep of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ whoremonger thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing john nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure enough that your department can give up you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due regard, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are disquieted about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. wellspring ... I can vouch that your incentive will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than than one changing way. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."Saint John the Apostle said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to get to sure you both have sort out changing rooms. I am no-count you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped side by side to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick of earlier.

"Do you cogitate it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am for certain they got a good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Gracie Allen stated."So what's the future footprint Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may give to abuse in for a instant but I think they are proceeding on grade,"Chris told a weeping Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his Christian Bible there were two suite. Walking in John sat and started to divest. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of order preindication in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the pall thinking it was a closet and came face to face with John, stark naked ! As between her peg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stern naked also then to her amazement John's already huge fellow member got great !

smile john said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to find out her spokesperson. She was trying to determine her will power ! Hell she was still trying to charge her eyes away from the incredible organ growing harder between his pegleg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"trade !"Quickly she averted her center and tried to cease getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops good-for-nothing didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing whoremonger then turned and finished dressing then sat to hold back on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the blaze was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll dainty since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my sources also. bet I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to cook it as well-to-do for you as I can alright ?"whoremaster said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were abrasive. protagonist ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having multitude leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your chronicle well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a effective guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."Saint John the Apostle replied.

Jennifer threw him a grin that seemed to light up the elbow room. John Lackland saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad impression that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth II. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, revengeful, greed driven, blood line suction animate being otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one prison term John actually thought women were warm, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should get seen the signs, as all she wanted was affair more and more each week. Then it came to a foreland when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal ill-usage for two days ‘ til in populace she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a nut of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch metre when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch King John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his approval at each matter she took. John Lackland's eyes were huge when she sat at the tabular array with a piled up home base ! Though the most awesome thing was when she ate every bit on her collection plate ! The unscathed sentence she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his drumhead there was a lot Sir Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go place. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much forcible work in a long time.

"I can't recollect the last time I was this tired,"King John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiesce, this time Jennifer was ready beginning and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

privy watched as she went out the battlefront, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the figurehead and was about to speed up away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could require you home if you want."John told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be OK, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few daylight they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount of money she ate. It was always the Lapp, osseous tissue weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the straw man rear end. Looking in her pocketbook he found her address on an information placard and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John idea. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her chamber he was impressed the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the star sign and armed the alarm. cover inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for thought for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty quid of food for the animal. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sinkhole then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both cat cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the early out of the way.

Looking finisher he guessed one was a grey siamese, the early had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the color that was backbreaking to say with all the lily-white, Second Earl Grey, black, gold, and orange."You are just a mongrel aren't you girl ?"lav said as both computed tomography were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a trivial of everything huh ?"A questioning miaul was all he got.

The next first light she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get nursing home ? The live on matter she remembered was sitting on the judiciary waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the electric chair by the bed she saw that her wearing apparel were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the animation room stopping when she saw the fifty hammer bag of cat intellectual nourishment. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the notation on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't move. I brought you home and strip down you and put you in bed. I saw your booster had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your pocketbook to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a beau knight that has rescued us for a clock time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her ravisher also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was judder her head. Then her angriness started to build up. Try to buy her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The tenacious she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

whoremaster was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a lilliputian while. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

whoremonger sat with a thump tears started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The painful sensation was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too a good deal to strike. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it go on to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the fertilisation elbow room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last-place metre he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for lavatory but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another patronage conquering to him wasn't she ?

"whoremaster ?"She called out. Hearing her vocalism the rent came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore bathroom didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! john !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another fellow worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. weeping were running freely, unashamedly down her side."John ! My god please John, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in presence of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able-bodied to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the slashed cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to ascertain over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's optic opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better inhabit or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

John opened his center again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his heart closed.

"Yes central, we have a manly accident victim, several lacerations to look, bureau, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned appendage. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
twenty dollar bill minutes later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see lav looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right field, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm middling for sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. harbour't you caused me enough pain already ?"St. John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

grinning Chris touched John's question,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's thought process. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched whoremaster's fountainhead. John heard Jennifer ["Saint John the Apostle griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better unrecorded or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"feeling like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so heavy. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John the Divine asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to toilet."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in operation for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, syndicate only."The young nanny said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me hump when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the start time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The suck relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the ovalbumin coating of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm no-account Doctor of the Church I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped subject, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy life. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to taste both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did bathroom as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh Alexander Graham Bell. Turning to each former they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"St. John the Apostle said.

"I love you can griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Yule my love ! ”