“ well fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cellphone earpiece onto the desk, and plunk into his bed. Wanting to shout into the pillow, but failing to find any noise in his throat. He didn't remain immobile for long before getting off of the bed and grabbing his sound and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his phone and opening up the messenger app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app computer storage. With almost no hesitation he downloaded and opened up the app, Tinder. For a endorsement he laughed at the thought of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and pleasure, he received a match of a very attractive girl local anesthetic, with blonde tomentum, large breasts, and basically the whole package. He decided to be the gentleman and content first.

- Hi ! You're extremely moderately I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"piece of ass bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the phone at the pillow then diving into the next pillow, falling asleep.

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Later that nighttime Sweeney Todd reached for his phone after waking up to determine the time. To his pleasant surprisal he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had several matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each girl's someone picture, taking into account every particularly interesting feature film each girl had to offer, one of which, a shorter looking lady friend with short, with strands of a scant John Brown colouring flashing through her long Shirley Temple Black hair, caught his interest. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any means, but she had a rebuff magical spell to her, a rebelliousness that he was interested. Her breasts were small-scale, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her neck with an exposing post workout training bra shot, another was a group of her friends with her at the pocket billiards, smiling holding various colored and sized drinks. He became extremely concern in the curves of her legs, the Supreme Headquarters Allied Powers Europe graping firmly around the face end of her two-piece bum was, to say the least, turning him on. Her name was Emi and her bio didn't say anything remarkable besides the fact she was attending the local community of interests college and that she enjoyed reading, very staple girl affair. Lord Todd went in for his first attack.

- Are you more of a Steven King kinda young woman or is L tint as shadow as you can go ? -

This was easily Sweeney Todd's worst and best pickup argumentation he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his first off pickup pedigree of all time.

He had always been with Emmett Kelly, or not been interest in girls at all because he was too youth then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with various bozo for her first twelvemonth away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A reaction finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. Shakespeare is more my kink if that's OK with you ( ; -

This was his playground, jokes are easy to play off.

- I don't judgment a girl with a short category, but maybe one with a little Thomas More of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and Forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to search for it. -

- Pretty sure it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clew I gave you at the jump. -

- … -

- You're not gon na make this well-heeled for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- Damn Lit Majors… -

Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this girl, but it was gon na be a longsighted day if he had any plans on ever getting a chance with the miss in his messages.

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Not even a week later he found himself standing in front of his apartment door, opening it to find Emi, in a stringent, dark blueness clothes, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the front, on full display for Todd, wearing a nice frock shirt and a pair of jean that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Sweeney Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Lord Todd turned red in superfluity,"A picayune too much ?"

"A bit more than a little,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door,"seminal fluid on didn't you say the reservation was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of track,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local popular italian restaurant.

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"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This clock time she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the server,"Check please !"

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Sweeney Todd opened the door to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the lounge and offered it as a plaza to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his collar tightly, but with a hint of fire.

"I'm not really in the mood for foreplay tonight infant,"She slowly took off the first clit,"If you want to bang, I'm down to bed, but that's all I'm in for OK ?"

Todd paused for a minute looking down at the fille he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a small coffee bar her parents owned, she liked spicy foods, little things like that, and for the offset time in his living he has encountered his chance at a hookup. One that he is ready and bequeath to take.

"Don't worry,"He kissed her softly on the rim,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's mouth and placed it on his, taking his clip to tenderly break into and freely explore before going and biting on her lip causing her to moan a little at the mix of hurting and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the open door that led into the chamber and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned breast before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a hundred pound sterling, 5'5, goddess in his optic. Her small titty still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no slip shying away underneath a smooth yoke of iniquity, lacy panties.

"This feels like something right out of some Fifty Shades type stuff, are you sure you read Shakespeare ?"Todd laughed at his own joke for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her legs, to her waist, up her stomach and finally passing her breasts pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that sister don't even worry."

Without Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's button from his pants and began to slowly pluck them off followed by a swift release of his underclothes. Grasping his already erect rooster in one hand, slowly lifting and lowering her hand on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came closer to his member's head,"Feel free to be scratchy,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's mouth fell into Todd's throbbing dick swirling her clapper around the straits has she did causing him to moan in delight which, in income tax return, caused Emi to slightly giggle at the sound he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her fuzz back and started to check the pace at which she sucked his pecker slowly forcing her to dive deeper and inscrutable onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the spine of her throat and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her face was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Todd's extremity still.

She smiled,"okay, I guess you can meet along,"she squeezed his putz and quickly made a pervert motion causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot to a greater extent than free rein princess."

Emi shivered at that input as Lord Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a minute to full explore her white meat and, already rear nipples with his tongue, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his head down to his jimmy down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed kitty-cat, all for him to enjoy tonight. He quickly set his oral fissure on the small nub at the top, taking a moment to explore it and take into account meter for Emi to give her own reaction, whether it be positive, or negative allowing him to move onto the next section further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate supposal he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a condom which he quickly unpacked, but with less finesse placed it on his still hard member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous girlfriend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the detachment he had gone to get screened for STDs and, luckily, turned out scavenge. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy sass and slid his cock inside her. Steadily he rose the tread has he plunged deeper causing her to groan slightly, he eventually reached his good duration inside her. As soon as the fully reached was achieved he instantly began to slide in and out in smooth, slow strides, but not before longsighted quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his former self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the right side of meat of her inside. This caused her to, at first, scream in pleasance at the sudden modification of management and pace, Lord Todd quickly met with a grasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"Holy roll in the hay that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Todd had full control of the girl,"Do what even tough princess ?"

Emi smiled,"Fuck my little snatch even harder, please, make me shout out, fuck my god damn fucking brains out redress now."

Before she could say anything More, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this time the footstep was reduplicate what it had been before and before she even had time to moan, she was rolled from her back to her breadbasket, and face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moans as her supply of oxygen was to bound to exhale anything. Todd then proceeded to continue slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the retiring few daylight and earlier in the Nox. He smacked it with the broad force-out of his medallion, causing Emi to spring up and groan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"Fuck do that more, spank my niggling close fucking ass more, please don't stop fucking my pussy and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your wish is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full force out of his palm on the cheek for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a mo of stunned disarray, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"return off the condom,"She commanded,"I want to fuck you raw."

Quickly Sir Alexander Robertus Todd slipped off the rubber and watched as Emi slid his throbbing dick inside her. He watched her with his hands behind his head, as she rose and fell on him, giving her full effort into pleasuring him entire allowing him to loosen up as she did so, but before long started to raise and lower his own hip joint against the speech rhythm of hers meeting on the collision. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me papa,"she screamed as her footstep rose,"filling me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a mo of air on his dick before Emi quickly placed it into her lip as he quickly unleashed several spirt, coating her pharynx in cum, which she swallowed.

As Sir Alexander Robertus Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Lord Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a here and now before looking down at him,"This is your commencement time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a dating app for sex."

Todd's face turned red,"Well, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Sir Alexander Robertus Todd you got ta be careful, you don't actualise it, but you got a practiced bit going on with you and girls are crazy and will try to take advantage of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the side of him, allowing him to guard her as she explained,"We know goose egg about each other, but you were uncoerced to train off the condom and remain to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any noesis of me being on the pill of if I had any STDs."

"well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a light test, then happened to overhear that you got clean result, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to fuck you."

Todd now was completely befuddle,"So that's the lone reason why you were volition to have sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your mint was."

"Cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty normal, then you got on tinder looking to fuck the 1st thing that breathes right ?"

"That's kinda rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't worry about the contingent, what is of import is that you're sound in bed, you're form of good looking, and you're REALLY trade good in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a moment before responding,"I'll helper you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The crack was too good to be true in Todd's opinion,"But what do I cause to do in counter ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his shaft,"if you're not in any variety of trust relationship, I want my plowshare of this shaft, and maybe the occasional food date doesn't sound half bad either."

Todd sighed a intimation of sculptural relief,"Dinner and sex ? That's a unspoilt mess to me."

Emi sat up,"As much as I'd like to provide a round two right now, I've got to get home tonight, but another dark for sure, and make sure to text me before you try anything with early missy okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her dress and stood at the doorway.

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Sir Alexander Robertus Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underwear. He opened up a notes page and titled it"Tinder Notes"and began to type :

"I'm going to write this as a sort of daybook to keep on my mind off Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very easy.

Always wear a condom.

Always make sure enough the girlfriend has no Doctor of Sacred Theology

These are my first two lessons I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Todd saved the papers, shut off his computer and dove into his bed. He turned to confront his telephone, to notice he has a new notification, a new match.

The End

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Post history short letter :

I hope everyone liked this potential intro to a serial basically would have Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring unlike twist and pleasance with different types of fille. I think it's also form of cool that I've tried to bodily structure it as a tutorial for tinder drug user, it's important to practice safe sex and by rights interact on kindling. This is not an precise depiction of most tinder dates at all ! If this story is well received I have a few ideas with how to continue it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more exploitation to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a square amount of content, but I'm queer if people actually want to read more about how Todd gets these missy ( again these are not definite slipway to get dates or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't Tell you anything besides sometimes somethings piece of work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and expect more to fall if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the formatting, story, or this long Charles William Post story Federal Reserve note, let me fuck below ! I read all comments !