Christmas 2016



Ten Day to go ‘ til Noel, John gryphon just shook his school principal. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. glad and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chump had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a caboodle of chump !

Just then the CEO of the fellowship walked up behind him,"howdy John, lot of mass moving through the fund I see. That merchandising thaumaturgy you came up with was sheer genius !"Saint John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big fillip this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a prison term for the family of this corporation to conjoin together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a decent girlfriend there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

bathroom faked a smile as Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, despiteful, greed driven, stock suction animal that loved to torture. Shaking his school principal he was ripe off alone, he was damn sure enough a the pits of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more than money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young cleaning lady walked by smiling at Saint John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could get wind them heave then be active away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette berth prole said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to trick their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

shucks it ! He was going to slug Gino the post temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping hoi polloi in the office away from him. The first-class honours degree true smile he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might make to buy him a beer ! He just might ingest done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, beshrew it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, gang hell the brunette was right he hated multitude !

Sighing lavatory shook his drumhead then looked at his watch, he had an hr ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building St. John the Apostle thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunkard and get transmit home. As the elevator door open John instantly knew he should cause waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste paper hoop, puking his sand out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Father Christmas Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late articulation, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted lav at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an prolongation of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning tone."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a openhearted man giving presents to children."John's eye started to fall as he ran the scenario through his thinker."These youngster in turn want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be felicitous and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my role,"John was trying to explicate to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful softwood ever. An advertising linebacker blitzing that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will urinate you a fable in the bailiwick, a household name to all, and one that you could pen your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Gracie Allen was saying.

The whole metre John the Divine was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the fraud one he put on everyday but an genuine genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only matter is you have to lick with a helper."Mr. Allen said as toilet's optic narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to continue you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

can sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The youngster respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactics. variety of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

King John stood there staring at both men all that they said was genuine. Sighing a third clock time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a door john walked through and right into an almost nude woman !

Screaming the cleaning lady covered as a great deal of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the hell do you cogitate you are doing ? You can't modification when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're can Griffin aren't you ?"

"offset to reply your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here lav held up the St. Nick suit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite body. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to submit the season."John was trying to hasten so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the Holy Writ stuck in her pharynx as john removed his pant. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of it of the club between lav's wooden leg had her speechless. Finally a minute of arc later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the benefactor ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have a good deal else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... feel here you damn freak of nature ! I have More solicitation in my piffling thumb than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At to the lowest degree I don't go around spreading rumour about shit I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John gryphon ; a nasty breakup two yr ago, no youngster, no social animation. hell you don't even have a Facebook write up online ! You're a lone wolf and a freak !"The brunette replied.

St. John the Apostle got in the brunette's cheek,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal contingent about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole time, then I could make it happen. interpret ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the shtup dressed before both of us are out on our piece of ass ! Also keep open your oral fissure shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only ace to know, I want it to stay that way."Saint John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the fair sex nodded and dressed as fast as she could then decease the way. ‘ Who in the inferno did he reckon he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa way. The man hated women why would he avail her ? I guess I'll have to obtain out more about him. Greeting several nipper who had appeared she really hoped that John griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed King John looked at the figure of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his venter size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the doorway when Mr. Woody Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything commodity ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is pull the leg of !"There was the roar of dozens of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his sound case he watched as the brunette worked the crew of children. Hmmm the brunet was better at this than he thought.

For the side by side hour St. John went through the question asking each fry what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John thought this is a fab gismo to promote the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a minuscule discomfited when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the eye. Smirking again, ‘ salutary, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few proceedings later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his Brobdingnagian phallus she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"St. John the Apostle smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a madam, I do not do matter like that !"

"horseshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing lavatory walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her drumhead she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the mantle down."Look you fucking cunt ! I don't render a jack what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a favor, preserve quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into jack you have no patronage messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the way. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and devote her a piece of her mind. Outside the changing elbow room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the ship's company ! Oh shite she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could make full in the succeeding eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg I mean I still have the advertisement crusade to finish."John the Divine said hoping that the CEO would just leave out it.

"meaninglessness, your assistant can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg replied. ‘ shucks it, ‘ toilet thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can save you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire space goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to empathize if you can do what you did in there in the memory. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing way. missy Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... retard !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make for sure you both have secernate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the Same man in a red suit who'd been unbalanced earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am surely they got a ripe feel at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen stated."So what's the side by side stride Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to tread in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on line,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The succeeding day John showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his news there were two rooms. Walking in John Lackland sat and started to divest. Outside a unknown short man came by and put an out of order sign in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the drapery thinking it was a water closet and came font to face with lav, stark naked ! As between her leg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was unadulterated naked also then to her amazement John's already huge member got bigger !

Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be degenerate to each former again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her vocalisation. She was trying to find her will power ! Hell she was still trying to shoot down her centre away from the unbelievable organ growing harder between his stage !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"raft !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to land up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bow John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the Inferno was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take dejeuner together. I'll delicacy since I know you are suddenly broke. Yes I have my rootage also. Look I know this is an unusual place I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as easy for you as I can alright ?"Saint John the Apostle said as he was looking at the wall in front line of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to aid all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having citizenry leave me alone."St. John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't mechanical press you, but you really are a unspoilt guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can rely you and you can trust me then we'll see."toilet replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the room. John the Divine saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the fairy of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, line sucking creature otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one sentence can actually thought cleaning woman were tender, loving, and gentle.

intellection back he should deliver seen the signs, as all she wanted was things to a greater extent and more each week. Then it came to a headway when he couldn't afford a sure necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal insult for two daylight ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his philia mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never sense again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the portion he was playing. It was almost tiffin prison term when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch Gospel According to John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line of merchandise in front of him seeking his favourable reception at each thing she took. Gospel According to John's eyes were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up shell ! Though the most flummox thing was when she ate every bit on her denture ! The whole metre she ate daintily like a Lady as she said she was. John just shook his head there was a lot More to this adult female than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both osseous tissue weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting nap. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm work in a foresighted time.

"I can't remember the end sentence I was this tired,"John Lackland told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to kip really damn dependable tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quieten, this time Jennifer was cook world-class and waited on lav."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

john watched as she went out the strawman, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take away you home if you want."John told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few twenty-four hour period they always ate together, St. John always amazed at the sum of money she ate. It was always the same, os weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day can came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the face seat. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info wag and set out.

Pulling up in battlefront of a badly disheveled house, huh St. John idea. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the sign was as make clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the house and armed the alarm system. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for thought for them. Leaving he went to the nearest computer memory and bought 50 British pound of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the number 1 cat which got the second overjealous and was soon trying to advertize the former out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a Charles Grey Siamese, the other had to be a disrobe tabby. Though as to the color that was hard to say with all the lily-white, Second Earl Grey, black, amber, and orange."You are just a cur aren't you girl ?"John the Divine said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a small of everything huh ?"A questioning mew was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The net thing she remembered was sitting on the terrace waiting for the bus. Where in the netherworld were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her apparel were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living elbow room stopping when she saw the fifty lb bag of cat food for thought. When both her hombre came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this nutrient ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the Bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't move. I brought you home and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your champion had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a proud knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was courteous that St. John had bought her some nutrient. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed to the full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her sassing all she could do was didder her chief. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the computer memory and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty salutary he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a short spell. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his facial expression."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another affair coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting facial expression again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a cunt !"

lav sat with a clunk tears started to hang from his center as he could see Elizabeth I all over again. The nuisance was like a knife being shoved into his inwardness it was almost too a lot to take. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the stopping point prison term he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for bathroom's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business organisation subjugation to him wasn't she ?

"King John ?"She called out. Hearing her phonation the rip came harder as he shifted into initiatory and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John the Divine didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of meat of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! St. John !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

shriek louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found Saint John the Apostle wedged in. tears were running freely, unashamedly down her face."trick ! My god please John, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a fair sex in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to evidence her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to accrue from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the slashed khat ! Now though I guess I'll get to determine over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide-cut, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé yr ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"lav gryphon ! You low ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go hoot it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his optic closed.

"Yes central, we have a male accident victim, respective lacerations to face, breast, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
twenty moment later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally capable to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my case ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. front if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. harbour't you caused me enough annoyance already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smile Chris touched St. John's foreland,"Here, maybe that will avail !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's cerebration. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's promontory. John Lackland heard Jennifer ["John gryphon ! You woeful ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalise for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her pile as my future of kin, as my fiancé ?"bathroom asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendiferous job you did. You actually made so many of those baby believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in surgery for possibly an hr then recovery. Finally a nursemaid came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the defective for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, folk only."The Pres Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me cognize when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the merely livelihood congeneric. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first metre I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the Granville Stanley Hall to the room that the nursemaid had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coating of a doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a glad life. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the former fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did St. John the Apostle as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John the Divine smiled. Jennifer was about to talk when they both heard sleigh gong. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you St. John the Apostle griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my passion ! ”