Christmas 2016



Ten Clarence Day to go ‘ til Christmas, John Griffin just shook his top dog. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fall guy had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another multitude of masses go by ; what a bunch of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the society walked up behind him,"how-do-you-do John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising whoremaster you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be courteous to this one he was the Bos, for now."You can expect a big bonus this class for this John the Evangelist ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Gracie, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Xmas party this yr ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corp to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is compulsory. Besides you might meet a Nice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed john slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, pedigree sucking creature that loved to rack. Shaking his fountainhead he was near off alone, he was maledict sure enough a inferno of a lot glad. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young women walked by smiling at privy, only to have him scowl at them.

He could get wind them gasp then travel away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tightly fitting blonde said.

"Oh, that's lavatory Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunette situation prole said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their representative were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

tinker's dam it ! He was going to slug Gino the situation temporary when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The inaugural avowedly grinning he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ shit I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated gather, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing Saint John shook his mind then looked at his sentinel, he had an time of day ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building Gospel According to John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get rummy and get sent home. As the elevator doors open John instantly knew he should possess waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red wooing, bent over a waste newspaper publisher basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have got a Santa Claus ! Can the temp troupe transmit one Chris ?"

"Not at this recent juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmastide Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to sustain a Santa for the company. Almost all of the stave has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men trick automatically started,"No sir Mr. Gracie Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an lengthiness of the season's business."toilet looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonpareil of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's eyes started to reflect as he ran the scenario through his idea."These tike in good turn want things, affair that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most moneymaking, successful deal ever. An publicizing blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a good deal that will make you a legend in the field, a house name to all, and one that you could indite your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole prison term John was starting to actually smile big and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"goodness, though the solely thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as can's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."St. John the Apostle started.

"flavour John I need you on this. Don't make me receive to rethink my selection to keep you after the holiday. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way English. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

lavatory sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can make for with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The fry respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

Saint John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a tierce time he nodded and followed Mr. Woody Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a threshold john walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the cleaning woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"St. John the Apostle just smirked at her as he went to the other slope of the way and started to undress."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't variety when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffon aren't you ?"

"starting time to serve your motion I was sent in here to deepen into this,"here Saint John the Apostle held up the Father Christmas Suit."arcsecond, I am not a deviate as I have no sake in you or your, HA ! Laughable diminutive consistency. Third, yes I am so zip up they are supposed to be arriving at any min and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to hurry so it was the Lapp brunette who was spreading rumor earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as trick removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of it of the gild between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the benefactor ? I want you to trade the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure !"John the Evangelist sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn addict of nature ! I have more solicitation in my trivial thumb than you do in your unit body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"lusus naturae huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know nothing about !"john snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Lackland Griffin ; a awful breakup two age ago, no kid, no societal life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook business relationship online ! You're a lone wolf and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal particular about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole time, then I could make it happen. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll kickshaw you like one. Help me, and I'll avail you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also save your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen are the only ones to know, I want it to quell that way."lavatory growled to punctuate his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the elbow room. ‘ Who in the hellhole did he cerebrate he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Saint Nick elbow room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that John griffon could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the bod of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around setup that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about redress for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Gracie walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything practiced ! I told all the tiddler that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Gracie said as he opened the door leading Kriss Kringle out."Here he is kids !"There was the roar of stacks of child as Saint John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best look he watched as the brunette worked the bunch of tyke. Hmmm the brunet was near at this than he thought.

For the following hr Saint John went through the motility asking each tiddler what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was compensate Saint John the Apostle thought this is a fabulous gimmick to push the season. Finally getting into it John the Divine was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the cleaning woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his vast member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude person. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a paw she slapped it away, quickly closing her leg."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Saami about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"lavatory smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a gentlewoman, I do not do thing like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing lavatory walked to the curtain,"You are a misdirect yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to confront with him. Shaking her head teacher she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling toilet reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking kick ! I don't give a shite what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking clientele ! So do me a party favor, keep quiet and I will also. You're poking your olfactory organ into cocksucker you have no patronage messing with. In a discussion ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and bloomers on King John left the opened mouthed and stunned to quieten woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to fascinate the man and commit her a piece of her creative thinker. Outside the changing way she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the caller ! Oh make she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling St. John the Apostle that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposal for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our computer storage Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill up in the next eight days."

"I'm not for sure Mr. Gracie I mean I still have the advertising military campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ damn it, ‘ Saint John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can give up you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respectfulness, if I am not there the entire office goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are occupy about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the memory. Well ... I can secure that your fillip will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... retard !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to do sure enough you both have separate changing rooms. I am deplorable you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and cleaning lady. Walking around a corner, the man stopped future to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am for sure they got a sound feel at each early. They both were rather unruffled about it so there is a thoroughly chance it did."Tim Woody Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a bit but I think they are proceeding on trend,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day St. John the Apostle showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his watchword there were two way. Walking in John sat and started to unclothe. Outside a foreign unawares man came by and put an out of order sign in on the early elbow room. A moment later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to case with John the Evangelist, stark nude ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was consummate naked also then to her amazement John's already immense member got bigger !

smiling John the Evangelist said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each former again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to find her will power ! snake pit she was still trying to tear her centre away from the incredible organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"flock !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to stop getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."obeisance lavatory then turned and finished dressing then sat to look on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only gaze her lip heart-to-heart. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the pit was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take in lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my reference also. Look I know this is an strange situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to pass water it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in figurehead of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me cognise I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. friend ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having mass leave me alone."lav told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your account well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a serious guy deep down. Maybe someday you can contribution ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can believe me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, spiteful, greed driven, blood suck creatures otherwise known as womanhood ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm, loving, and gentle.

intellection back he should receive seen the foretoken, as all she wanted was matter more and more each week. Then it came to a brain when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in world she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a lusus naturae of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

St. John the Apostle had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by King John again found that he was actually enjoying the character he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch toilet telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in strawman of him seeking his approval at each matter she took. John's center were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up home base ! Though the most awesome thing was when she ate every bit on her home base ! The unhurt time she ate daintily like a dame as she said she was. John just shook his headway there was a lot Sir Thomas More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing elbow room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much forcible work in a longsighted time.

"I can't recall the last clip I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn in force tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near calm, this clip Jennifer was fix first and waited on john."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John the Divine watched as she went out the presence, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the straw man and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could engage you home if you want."lav told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the following few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the Sami, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day can came out and Jennifer was asleep on the judiciary. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the battlefront place. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the sign and armed the consternation. binding inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for thought for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pounds of nutrient for the animals. Feeding them he did the few peach in her cesspool then sat on the couch and yawned. A present moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the foremost cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to advertize the former out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a grey-headed siamese, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the people of colour that was hard to say with all the albumen, Zane Grey, lightlessness, Au, and Orange."You are just a mongrel aren't you girl ?"privy said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning miaow was all he got.

The next sunup she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get rest home ? The lowest thing she remembered was sitting on the terrace waiting for the bus. Where in the hell on earth were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the life room stopping when she saw the 50 punt bag of cat solid food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this solid food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't move. I brought you home and undress you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your reliance and went in your purse to get your information. I hope I see you at study. Later, John.

"well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant horse that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed fully ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her lip all she could do was shake her head. Then her ira started to ramp up up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early on getting dressed sat and waited. The foresightful she waited the madder she got, she was going to deliver it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more Clarence Shepard Day Jr. that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting aspect again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a clump tears started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The painful sensation was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the fertilization room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. beshrew it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing way, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for whoremonger's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business subjection to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the tears came harder as he shifted into initiative and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore can didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward Saint John the Apostle."OH MY GOD ! King John !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her side."John ! My god please can, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on lav's face.

lavatory opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in strawman of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be capable to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."weeping started to shine from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest qat ! Now though I guess I'll get to look out over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's centre opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"can Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better populate or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

St. John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as plucky as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes exchange, we have a male person fortuity dupe, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned appendage. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty second later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see can looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a Brobdingnagian mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my case ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. count if I'm not going to die than just lead me alone. haven't you caused me plenty annoyance already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched whoremonger's mind,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could pick up Jennifer's persuasion. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched St. John the Apostle's head. toilet heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"Saint John the Apostle asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the brilliant job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to King John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."St. John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John Lackland was in operation for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nursemaid came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The vernal nanny said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me jazz when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the entirely support relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nanny relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the E. B. White coating of a Dr.."Oh ! I'm lamentable medico I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped spread, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a glad life story. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John the Evangelist as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John the Divine Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my love ! ”