Noel 2016



Ten Day to go ‘ til Christmastime, John Lackland Griffin just shook his mind. Standing aside he watched as the felicitous and joyous people went by. felicitous and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chump had any estimation of what they were doing. God, as he watched another multitude of people go by ; what a bunch of mug !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hullo can, lot of masses moving through the store I see. That merchandising whoremaster you came up with was sheer maven !"John smiled might as well be overnice to this one he was the political boss, for now."You can ask a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Gracie Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Yuletide party this year ? I have a lot of clobber to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the menage of this corporation to fall in together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatary. Besides you might converge a nice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed lav slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen walked off, a womanhood ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, bloodline sucking creature that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was blessed sure a underworld of a lot happy. Plus he had a lot Thomas More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, immature char walked by smiling at Gospel According to John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then impress away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tightfitting blond said.

"Oh, that's John griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like hoi polloi, women in particular."Her Friend another slender though brunette agency worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their spokesperson were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

tinker's damn it ! He was going to stagnate Gino the role temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his font, then again it was keeping people in the power away from him. The get-go true smile he'd worn in workweek appeared as he thought, ‘ red cent I might bear to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his rima oris !'Sighing he might as well get gear up for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated people !

Sighing Saint John shook his foreland then looked at his lookout, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get post home. As the elevator doors open John Lackland instantly knew he should throw waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a dissipation paper basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to sustain a St. Nick Claus ! Can the temp ship's company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this previous juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his blazon up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a St. Nick for the party. Almost all of the stave has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When St. John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a smashing head for business. This is just an extension of the time of year's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning face."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the saint of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's oculus started to radiate as he ran the scenario through his mind."These kid in bit want thing, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my theatrical role,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will draw you a legend in the field, a home name to all, and one that you could drop a line your own tag to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The hale sentence bathroom was starting to actually smile braggy and full-grown. Not the sham one he put on everyday but an existent genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only matter is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."whoremaster started.

"flavour bathroom I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep you after the holiday. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Gracie Allen stated.

can sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can operate with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tike respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another business tactic. sort of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John the Evangelist stood there staring at both men all that they said was admittedly. Sighing a third clip he nodded and followed Mr. Woody Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a threshold can walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other incline of the room and started to undress."What in the sin do you think you are doing ? You can't variety when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffon aren't you ?"

"starting time to reply your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here john held up the Saint Nick Suit."Second, I am not a deviant as I have no sake in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite consistence. third base, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to speed so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the dustup stuck in her throat as John removed his bloomers. Staring she again tried to address but the size of the ball club between toilet's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to trade the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for certain !"Saint John the Apostle sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... tone here you damn freak of nature ! I have Sir Thomas More appeal in my slight finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunet was almost screaming at John.

"monster huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about diddlysquat I know nothing about !"John Lackland snapped back at her.

"I know all about you St. John the Apostle griffon ; a cruddy breakup two old age ago, no children, no social life history. underworld you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a nut !"The brunette replied.

Saint John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a squawk the whole time, then I could take a crap it happen. Understand ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. serve me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also maintain your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen are the only one to lie with, I want it to remain that way."John growled to stress his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then decease the way. ‘ Who in the the pits did he consider he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa elbow room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to notice out more about him. Greeting several fry who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull out this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the trope of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the wooing was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his abdomen size of it, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to seize the door when Mr. Woody Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything safe ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Saint Nicholas out."Here he is nestling !"There was the roar of dozens of child as whoremaster Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his better facial expression he watched as the brunette worked the gang of youngster. Hmmm the brunette was punter at this than he thought.

For the adjacent hr John went through the motility asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was the right way John thought this is a fabulous device to promote the time of year. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappoint when it was over. Entering the way lavatory sat as he saw what looked like a mantle across the midsection. Smirking again, ‘ beneficial, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to expect at her again.'A few minute later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge appendage she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally au naturel. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his straits. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her drumhead through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the pall,"You are a debase yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was human face to face with him. Shaking her school principal she continued,"I am a gentlewoman just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling bathroom reached out and ripped the mantle down."flavour you fucking bitch ! I don't reach a bull what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a favor, maintain quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into hoot you have no business messing with. In a word ? roll in the hay off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to utter as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and make her a piece of her idea. Outside the changing elbow room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh snitch she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proffer for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our shop Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the succeeding eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising safari to finish."whoremonger said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"hokum, your assistant can handle the quietus of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ tinker's damn it, ‘ lav thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing Saint John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can part with you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. Well ... I can assure that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have to a greater extent than one changing room. misfire Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."can said with a smirk.

"My epithet is Jennifer you ... moron !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped following to the Saame man in a red suit of clothes who'd been throw up earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am trusted they got a good look at each former. They both were rather calm down about it so there is a thoroughly chance it did."Tim Gracie Allen stated."So what's the side by side step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on track,"Chris told a drooping Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his discussion there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a unknown short man came by and put an out of order house in on the former elbow room. A mo later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the mantle thinking it was a wardrobe and came expression to face with John Lackland, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was severe naked also then to her astonishment John's already immense phallus got self-aggrandising !

grinning John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each former again ! As I said before you say null and neither will I take ?"

Jennifer was trying to detect her representative. She was trying to find her will baron ! Hell she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the incredible organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing Gospel According to John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth outdoors. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to pick out lunch together. I'll dainty since I know you are stagnant broke. Yes I have my sources also. await I know this is an strange spot I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to name it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the paries in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were coarse. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."St. John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a full guy deep down. Maybe someday you can parcel ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can bank you and you can intrust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to perch up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suck animate being otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one clip John actually thought women were warm, fuck, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the signs, as all she wanted was things more than and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two day ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his pith mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never finger again. So far that was truthful, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by whoremonger again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost dejeuner meter when John started to follow Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at tiffin John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the transmission line in front of him seeking his favourable reception at each matter she took. whoremaster's eyes were vast when she sat at the table with a piled up collection plate ! Though the most get matter was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole prison term she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. whoremonger just shook his drumhead there was a lot more to this womanhood than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go nursing home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a farsighted time.

"I can't remember the last time I was this tired,"Saint John the Apostle told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to log Z's real damn full tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near silence, this time Jennifer was prepare first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

St. John the Apostle watched as she went out the forepart, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to speed away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could occupy you home if you want."toilet told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the side by side few days they always ate together, toilet always amazed at the total she ate. It was always the Saame, off-white wear out she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John the Evangelist came out and Jennifer was asleep on the judiciary. Walking up he sway her but she didn't move shaking his chief he picked her up and put her in the front line seat. Looking in her purse he found her address on an information menu and set out.

Pulling up in straw man of a badly disheveled star sign, huh privy thought process. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her sleeping accommodation he was impressed the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pound of nutrient for the animals. Feeding them he did the few cup of tea in her cesspool then sat on the couch and yawned. A import later both bozo cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the early out of the way.

looking closer he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the people of colour that was hard to say with all the egg white, grey, black, gold, and orange tree."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cat were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next break of the day she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The last thing she remembered was sitting on the judiciary waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her wearing apparel ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food for thought ... ?"That's when she saw the billet on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't motility. I brought you place and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your ally had no food for thought so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am meritless I violated your reliance and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a fourth dimension. Smiling she thought it was overnice that John had bought her some food for thought. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed wide ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishful also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was escape from her brain. Then her anger started to construct up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in other getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to birth it out with that skuzz !

trick was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the bandaging room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his grimace."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting look again ! I am not a bawd that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

toilet sat with a thud split started to diminish from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The pain in the neck was like a knife being shoved into his center it was almost too practically to hire. Dressing John steeled his mettle up, never again would it pass to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing elbow room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the split started again. beshrew it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the death time he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing way, she wanted to apologize to john she hadn't meant to be as abrasive as she had. Changing she came out looking for toilet but he was nowhere to be seen. mortal told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her vocalization the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffectual to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the power pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward King John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found Saint John the Apostle wedged in. snag were running freely, unashamedly down her human face."Gospel According to John ! My god please Gospel According to John, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on bathroom's face.

can opened his optic but couldn't see well, there was a woman in nominal head of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able-bodied to secernate her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."tears started to lessen from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to look on over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

Saint John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as huffy as I remember you being !"Then his centre closed.

"Yes central, we have a manly accident victim, several lacerations to face, dresser, and good arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremity. Roger. Alright let's get him dislodge then transport."
twenty dollar bill minutes later they had him give up and on the way to the hospital. Finally capable to see King John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the bit I am trying to stop you from making a vast mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my side ? Yeah I'm fairly surely she is over me. seem if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough hurting already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's mind,"Here, maybe that will assist !"Chris said as suddenly he could get wind Jennifer's thoughts. There was no idea of disgust, nada that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's head. Saint John the Apostle heard Jennifer ["St. John griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better alive or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, hoot it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might induce misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her John L. H. Down as my following of kin, as my fiancé ?"King John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to Saint John the Apostle."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John Lackland nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in operating room for possibly an hour then recuperation. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he capable to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, kin only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A demoralize Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only life relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his entirely relative, strange. Actually it's the first clip I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the flannel coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm drab Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouthpiece dropped spread out, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a well-chosen life. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me descend back and have to reek both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be glad as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sled bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"St. John said.

"I love you bathroom griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastide my love ! ”