Ancient capital of Italy, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at checkmate ?"cross Anthony shouted above the clamour of a busy Rome morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Mead and a new batch of slant slaves."

"Sounds estimable, I'll tell Julie,"patsy Antonius replied.

"Call me Julie again and your head word will join those of the Huns on the spike above the metropolis gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right keep your poll on,"Mark Anthony replied,"Do you reckon they got any Virgin Nozzer ?"

"Six calendar week in a boat with a bunch of randy rower, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More comparable Oars, anyway the came from what the angle call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"Right,"Mark Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a regular bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, groovy compexion, capital in the sack but she bathes in donkey milk and reek like a bloody donkey,"Mark Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his teammate Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing couple ?"he called.

high gear above the base of the Sistine Chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold add-in having a kip and sleping off a heavy night on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"Keep the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to take a week, two coats of briliant T. H. White they said."

"first mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old rope like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa beacon light ?"

"Every fucking organic structure heard about Pisa beacon, started keeling over so they put a twirl in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"piece of tail you too."

The Colloseum was engaged, every bitch and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the slant and frog was so blench they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabians had to be kept under natural covering or they blacked up, virtually was shackled together but some was in person wooden cages.

"What's the compass point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesvos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"Twat,"the bloke answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a overnice bird, say twenty one, blond, big melon,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the fellow queried.

"50, l five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"Well you can cause her,"he pointed to a beautiful angle saint,"From Wessex, beautiful miss, shag like an Angel,"he taunted,"For one hour for fifty."

"I want's a house striver,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get literal mate,"the fella replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"brand up yer mind, lady of pleasure or scrubbing brush, cleaner."the feller sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a fucking wife, don't go there mate they're trouble,"the fella advised before he saw some early mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some cleaning woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen au naturel bloke tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like donkey,"she said.

"face like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every one-half 60 minutes, descend and see the show,"she offered.

"For fucks sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the woman as she grabs the penny-pinching slave's cock and starts wanking it,"You sure enough ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a hard on ?"she asked,"You want me to jerk off your little rooster instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a tent magnetic pole was pushing it out,"piece of tail !"he said out loud.

The cleaning lady suddenly left her slave and stuck her hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean pant but they was in the wash drawing so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the source for free."

Nozzer liked it grating,"Rip it out by the stem,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a dead reckoning,"Fuck off degenerate !"she said abruptly.

"Me a piece of tail perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slaves in public ten times a day !"

"Twenty on a practiced day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his headspring and went round to see the animal. Andreas the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"Fucking Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his lions fundament,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was stupid but not stuid enough to get in a lion cage to reckon at an infected infantry at Lion's lunch time, which was basically any fourth dimension a Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"Looks bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"Poor sod's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician couple liberally coated with Tomato sauce cowering naked at the back of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great helper,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a idle cert but Gaul, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to break out the Chariots for Saturday race. His married person Benner was working on his two horse chariot carefully adjusting the trailing by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a huge mallet.

"Fucks sake Benner you'll bust it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking care if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entering to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too a good deal fucking selective information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked nighttime working out the future from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the cap for a few minutes a twain of times a month and dream up some load of bolloks to distinguish the goose down the Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three ringlet all the same for dissimilar departments. Anyroad it beat lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the temple of Vesta to ingest a bit of raillery with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a kerfuffle. Some bird was getting chucked out of a a side door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to adhere his snout in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, yell me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody bitches have chucked me out, me dad will have a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a flick ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty hand job and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the temple, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't psyche as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"wellspring forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can log Z's on the trading floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be choosers,"she said happily as she gathered up her scrimpy belongings,"Pb on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a nonsense up with a hard worker and got tod to hump off by justify fair sex but suddenly here was a chick what was up for it. He should consume sensed a sand trap but his mental capacity was definitely switched off and his bollocks firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for family hard worker to keep the theater clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"auditory sensation like you need a married woman,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I find a wife ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, looking I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of trend I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"Look"he said.

"Oh, lets get snipe your position and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the idea. Analise offered up a tacit entreaty, Nozzer wasn't the best stop but his bed beatnik sleeping on the sett of the Autostrada.

In just a few minutes they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you care what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his cock spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the forepart of his toga rise propelled by his knob end, she had sober dubiety that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the edge of the table, spread her peg, closed her middle and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear up her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her slit began to feel moist. She kept her oculus tightly closed so she didn't have to see at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing painfulness wracked her mind as Nozzer brutally shoved his nitty-gritty into her soft yielding slit,"Awww, that fucking damage !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking pipe dream Ilex paraguariensis you're tearing me in one-half !"she replied but the pain was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to palpate quite nice, Annie warmed to the mind, she opened her oculus, to be honorable Nozzer didn't feeling quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that making love juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just shot me load pet,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"Till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on round two."

"In your aspiration,"she replied,"Anyway we have to tell Daddy we're engaged."

Too recently Nozzer sensed the sand trap,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a the right way display of Nile Crocodile split,"Professing that you eff me only to mold me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling pop I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well rustle up a one-half seemly portion and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"pecker head, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too stony-broke to pay a decently dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the early bridge player lets not, I got another stiffy. On your back bird, it's your golden day ! ”