‘ alien must live, due to the enormity of the universe.'
prick Syrian pound was always certain that one was a phallusy. Until one strange night, when he gladly awoke to expose a green glowing alien phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick pound that night. The next good morning he arrived at work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick hammer. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round down the situation like an erect cock. In fact, one day some of the son had seen fit to wrap him up in a human sized condom - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the prick pounding he'd received the dark before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That nighttime, he received yet another green glowing shaft pound. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on EARTH was going on ?

At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one affair he could count on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the CVA of midnight, prick woke to the now familiar cat valium glow which filled his room. POUND. POUND. POUND. It had began again. pecker grinned. things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself face to human face with a sexy looking foreign man. The alien, surprised at dick 's sudden movement, winked. The get-go affair he noticed was the park man 's pecs. The alien was ripped, like a life sculpture. Compared to the alien, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick sleeve, like a fallible little girl. hawkshaw smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and act a trivial bit to the leftfield. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his lieu. Ezra Loomis Pound. Syrian pound. POUND. The pounding was certainly otherworldly. Dick frowned and began to grow singular. As the radiance phallus pounded away, dick 's head began to fill with interrogative, practically like his anus was slowly filling with ( alien ) semen.

After a myopic while, shaft lb's mentation drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to call in where he could've seen an outlander. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awfully knocker Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"prick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the extraterrestrial responded in roof,"real PLAYAS UP IN Here NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's reply of some Too $ hort lyrics confirmed Dick British pound sterling's suspicions - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in caps, much like the lyrics to the Sung"Yo Neck, Yo Back"must consume been written. The beat stuck in his promontory - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT diddly-shit ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL pile YO BACK UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. REAL. I DON'T GO FIRST."
putz soon realised the extraterrestrial spoke not only completely in roof, but largely only in Too $ hort lyric. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only someone who had observed ground finish from the outside, but never lived it, could feature composed songs and rime so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought pecker, as logarithm of shit were removed from his anus during the continued pounding. Irish punt. pound sign ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the future first light fresh as the low steaming turd on a frigidness day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one piece of tail who he spilled it on. One particularly stir up moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the substance of his mug, and was yelled at to `` ass OFF. '' fist were raised, but at this take second, who would arrive in a giant member shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. short circuit DAWG HAS ENTERED THE construction. '' The out-of-door crank shattered, giving way to the giant glowing slyness, and Too $ hort entered the authority, pulled down his trouser, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a finely day indeed, thought putz !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his unassailable branch and took him aboard his cock shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) interpolation. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in space, in dry land arena. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's cock. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in promptly chronological succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? POUND. come up the answer. No. POUND. And silence. Nought but a unmarried, solitary pound to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, hawkshaw Syrian pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to Earth. You might imagine Dick would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. Dick Pound did n't train any horseshit. Dick Pound was badass. putz hammer 's putz was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped space ship came zooming after him, ready to penetrate gumshoe 's ass. But Dick 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the deadly space cock.

Dick began to fly into cryptical blank space on the jet of his semen. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his semen was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a inglorious hole, which sucked his big gumshoe for him. `` Best blowjob ever, '' dick thought. He would commend it to anyone. As gumshoe passed the Hubble deep field, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As Dick grew hungrier and thirsty, he was forced to consume his own semen. He ended up defecation and vomiting his own come and eating afterwards, an endless sexy bike. He soon found this disgusting and died .