1.

A red and then I move.

It had been a rollercoaster ride for the hold out XVIII calendar month. I had been trying to tattle the married woman into retiring and moving back to the Midwest where we had both been born and raised. We were both in our mid-fifties and it was time to slow down I kept telling her.

One afternoon suddenly her diabetes went totally berserk and we rushed her to the infirmary. The medico did everything they could but she passed away three daylight later.

The following calendar month was a blur of funeral, relatives calling insurance caller, and a gargantuan garage sales event as I cleaned out the mansion and readied it for sale. Thankfully there had been a immense mining operation open up just a few month before. caparison of any variety was worth more than than the gold coming out of that mine. I managed to triple my money and sold the house within four days.

Finally I found myself on a ferry headed back south to"the lower xlviii"as we called it. Four days later I was driving off the ferryboat and headed east towards my home state. Then three mean solar day later I was home.

I found and rented a diminished lieu that was the last home on the edge of townsfolk. There was a three bedroom house, a two car garage, a nice shop, and an acre of garden space.

The property wasn't the newest or very well keep open up. The lawn was at least a understructure tall, there was junk scattered around and the shop doors needed some serious repair. The rip was extremely sensible and the proprietor was happy to have a minuscule income from the place.

As I moved in and began the job of cleaning the place up I met the lady that lived next door. She was probably five years younger than I was and had the consistency of a 35 year old. Damn she was a fox !

It was belatedly June when I started to lick on the home and it was in the eighties during the day. The first time I met her she was dressed in a lightweight blouse and drawers that ended half way down to her human knee, and old stained and holy sneakers. Her name, she told me, was Emma.

Emma was trying to mow her own lawn with a decrepit old gas lawnmower that should have been junked ten years before. The motor was smoking like a chimney and every time she would thrust it forward the motor would scramble and try to die. Finally she gave it a right shove and the motor squalled and died. That's when I found out that adult female could out cuss any sailor alive. She wheeled the dead lawn mower off to the English and parked it.

"Well I guess it's sentence for a new one. Sorry for the linguistic communication, I was hoping to get that slice of bull to progress to it through the summertime. I think it just cut its endure blade of Mary Jane though."

"It sounded like it died permanently didn't it. You're welcome to use mine. I'm going to have to cut this pot with the sess whacker before I can mow it,"I said as I pointed to my own mower setting over by the garage.

"Damn I hate to be adopt things. I borrow it and it breaks then I feel like I have to replace it.

I'm for certain sword lily to see somebody motion in there though. That home was a mickle, the net people that lived there had a one-half 12 small fry and the parents spent Thomas More time drunk than they did working. The kids ran violent and the whole neck of the woods had to go along everything under lock and key or it would take the air off.

Finally the old man and his former son got hauled off to gaol. She got snap marketing drugs and welfare hauled the residuum of the small fry off. The possessor spent two hebdomad hauling dust out of the sign in early May. Then he supposedly got fed up and hasn't done anything with the space since. I sure hope you aren't paying much for rent that plaza looks horrible."

"I'm not paying anything for the first off three calendar month. He said he would commit me three month'snag to clean the place up and fix thing. He said he'd buy the parts and supplying if I'd do the study. Yesterday he mentioned he might be matter to in selling the billet. I told him to come up with a fair clear championship and a decent price and I'd be interested. He offered it to me for ten princely and offered to pay the closing costs. I told him to get the paperwork going and I'd put some businesslike money down."

Hey that's not bad for an Acre of earth in the res publica and a three chamber house. Don't let the city deal with you either. The city boundary is the lot demarcation between your place and mine.

What's the inside like ? I bet its tear apart isn't it. I just hope you don't find any numb dead body in there."

"Surprisingly he has the inside cleaned up and looking pretty honest. The walls need painting yet but the flooring aren't too awful bad. The basement looks solid and doesn't appear to leak out. At to the lowest degree I didn't see any weewee patsy on the walls. Some of the Grant Wood work is busted up where somebody kicked a door in but naught that can't be fixed."

"Damn you're lucky it sounds like. Be sure to cause the county sheriff come out and go through it though. That's a known drug theatre so god knows when the law might derive and kick the door down.

It'll sure be nice to accept a repose friendly neighbor again. There have been some existent scum bags renting that position the last few years. The possessor didn't care who he rented to as long as he got his rent"


2.

A summer to remember.

Emma and I got to experience each other over the summer as I mowed her lawn and mine. That wintertime I used my C blower to keep both driveways clear of snow. The adjacent leap I had someone treat a garden space for me. Emma spent a lot of sentence over at my billet in the garden. We would flora ; pull weeds, piss, and harvest.

One hot morning in August we were pulling gage. Emma was working a row of lettuce and carrot. I was working on the next row pulling weeds. Suddenly I noticed that her shirt would hang out as she bent over. shit I could see clear down to her omphalus. She didn't have a bra on so I could see her tits wobble and spring as she worked. They weren't Brobdingnagian but they were fair sized, firm and pointed. That detached show kept me hard the balance of the morning.

We finally quit weeding around two o'clock and turned the piddle on in the garden.

"Ed I don't know about you but I'm going to take a shower and get cleaned up a little. Why don't you come over around six thirty and have some supper with me ? I'll put a couple of turkey quarters in to bake. We'll have turkey, some of these fresh cultivated carrot, and sliced tomatoes. I have a big bowl of cucumber vine sliced and setting in vinegar, and an apple pie I tossed together yesterday for desert."

"You sure,"I asked as I stood and started gathering the tools up so I could put them away.
"I'm sure, I wouldn't have said anything if I wasn't. You bring yourself over right-hand about six thirty. You've been giving me all these vegetables all summer and I want to do something to show my admiration. I don't have place for a garden and I really do revel doing this.

I went in and took a long sang-froid shower bath and ran the simulacrum of those nice looking tits swaying inside Emma's shirt as I watched them through my intellect. Damn, I thought, I'd like to get my hands on those infant, I could really enjoy that I thought to myself. I might be fifty plus eld old but that didn't mean the fire in the furnace had gone out.

I spent the rest of the afternoon inside in the air conditioning and out of the ninety degree rut. July and August had always been red-hot than sin in this portion of the country.

Finally at six thirty I walked out the door and across the back yard to Emma's place. As I walked across the lawn I noticed a storm was brewing on the sensible horizon. Hoping for some rain I stepped up into Emma's screened in hinder porch and tapped on her door.

"That you Ed, make out on in the doors open ! cum in out of the heat before you melt,"she shouted.

"Ed I think I could bear set this bird out on the front porch and it would bear cooked. It's hot enough to fry bollock on the car cowling, I made a quick slip to the store earlier and the bank thermometer said a hundred and three degrees."

"Your thermometer only says XC nine now. Mine said ninety seven when I came out the room access. I see there's a storm brewing in the East and there are some big heavy thunderheads on the celestial horizon. Maybe we'll get a drop or two of rain to cool affair off, I hope."

As we ate supper we heard the winding plectron up and go to louse up. The light flickered several sentence and threatened to go out.

"Emma you got a basement in case we need it ? It sounds like this storm could get interesting."

"Yep and it's all prepare for use. I got some flashlights down there, some blanket, some extra water system and food, and a first aid kit just in case."

Then the pelting started to come down. It sounded like a good slow soaking million dollar rain. As the rain started the wind died down to a whisper. Emma and I finished our supper and I helped her clean house the kitchen up. When the last dish was put away she grabbed two unobjectionable glasses and filled them with ice and cold tea.

"Let's go out on the porch and see what it looks like. I love to set out there and look on the rainfall downfall. You take this tea out while I make a quick full point at the bathroom and grab a pack of cigarettes."

I took the glasses of tea out and stood watching the rain come down and the lightning to the due north of us. Emma came out and we stood quietly smoking and sipping tea. The thermometer had dropped down to eighty arcdegree. After the warmth of the day it felt heavenly standing there in the draw near darkness.

3.

Busted, but in a in force way.

Suddenly Emma stepped in nominal head of me and sat her empty glass on the rail. She stood for a few seconds and then gently leaned her back against my pectus. I didn't even think I just automatically put my arms around her and put my hands on her abdomen.

We stood like that for several minutes as we watched the storm and commented on the lightning in the distance. Then she blindsided me with a question.

"Did you enjoy the display this morning ? I know"the girlfriend"did."I almost shit myself when I realized what she was talking about. I was glad it was getting darkness out. Emma couldn't see the fire engine red color of my face.

"Err, sorry I didn't mean to be staring but it was form of operose not to you know and yes I did like what I saw. I'm sure you noticed the effect it had on me didn't you."

"Ya I noticed you were having a flimsy problem there. At first I was mortified when I realized what was happening. Then I thought what the hell, it's been twenty years since a man looked at me that way. Then I got a funny feeling that I hadn't felt in years.

tinker's damn it feels good to be standing here like this. I haven't had a man's hired man on me in age I forgot how good it feels."She said with a little shiver of delight. She put her manus on mine and gave them a liquidity crisis. Then there it was again, I felt another uprising in my bloomers. Emma wiggled her ass into me and groaned.

Now I didn't claim to be a stud of any form but damn I was willing to try. The only action I had seen in the last fifteen years was dating quarter round and her four sisters. That got literal old after a while but I always reasoned it was better than nothing.

And just what would"the girls"say if I asked them to come out and dally ? Would I get slapped or would they be willing to stick their pretty nipples out from where they're hiding,"I asked her softly ?

Emma seemed to entertain her breath for several second gear before she answered.

"There's only one way to find out I guess. You can ask them and see what they say. take in it well-fixed though they haven't played in twenty geezerhood. They may be a little bit bashful and wearisome to warm up to you."

Very slowly and gently I started to unbutton Emma's blouse. I felt her shudder as my hands touched her bare tegument. Finally the last push button was unfastened. I slowly pulled the offending shirt aside and slip my hands up onto those gorgeous bare tits.

Emma was by now moaning and quivering as I softly ran my fingers over her perfect tits and took those hard and enlarged mamilla between my fingers to rove and gouge them.

"Oh crap, I can't stand much to a greater extent of this. Let's go inside out of peck. The neighbors don't need to see and see what's going on,"she moaned and staggered as she tried to brook up and walk. She grabbed my hand and led me inside and straight to her bedroom.


4.

I get my Melville Bell rung.

As we stepped into the bedroom I caught the door with my elbow and swung it shut. Emma turned to me and we were kissing like a brace of adolescent. She was working to get my belt loose and my shirt off. I was loosening her pants and sliding them down over her slim down pie-eyed ass and hips.

Our pant hit the floor and she was all over me with her hands. We broke the osculation and I seized a nipple with my mouth."Oh shit"she cried out and her wooden leg began to buckle. I guided her backwards onto the bed and laid her backrest in the middle of the bed. I crawled up beside her and we began Gallic fondling again. I was kissing her and fondling her teat. She was mewing and moaning her approval.

Finally I began to kiss her case, eyes, pinna, nose, and shoulders. I worked my way down and around on her pharynx to her hollow place. I licked, pick and kissed down and around one breast then the other. I would lick on one breast with my mouth while I worked on the other one with my finger. She was going nuts ! Finally she shoved me back and away.

"Oh poop, stop, block up for a minute let me catch my breathing spell, I can't breathe. I think I'm going to pee all over myself !"

"How long has it been since you had a dependable orgasm, how long has it been since you cum ?"I whispered in her ear.

"Oh fuck it's been forever. My ex-husband could never get me this worked up. He'd kiss me twice, jam it in, poke me a one-half a twelve times, cum, and roll over and go to sleep. It's no wonder we never had any kids he was a five bit wonder. The only thing he ever did try to do that was exciting was try to put it in my ass once in a while. He wasn't even very good at that."

As we lay there her ventilation started to slow and I slowly began to slide my fingers up and down the inside of her thigh. As I slid my fingerbreadth up she would raise her hip joint to try to get me to go higher. Finally as I went up she grabbed my bridge player and slammed it up against her pussy.

"Oh nooky, oh damn you stop teasing me I can't stand it anymore ! throw me cum, make me belly laugh and squirt all over ! Oh piece of ass I need it in me nowwww !"She was crying out and begging me as she twisted and squirmed around on the bed.

I slid up between her knees that were pointed at the roof and rubbed the head of my dick around her distend outer lips and across her clitoris several times. Slowly I centered on her hole and began an inward force per unit area. Oh my god this fair sex was slopped. Her cunt was as close as the eternal sleep of her body.

Her eyes flew wide open as the head of my shaft popped into her opening and she cried out."Oh prick, stop, wait a min, you're too big it won't fit !"I backed off just a little then gently started my forward journey as I felt her bulwark start to relax and stretch along. It seemed to take forever for me to get all of my eight inches into her hole. I thought she was going to pass out as the final inch penetrated her.

Finally I felt our bodies come together and I was fully in her. I just lay and let her get used to my length and cinch as it stretched her hibernating sex. minutes later I began to make slow in and out apparent movement as she was gasping, whimpering, groaning, and thrashing around under me.

As I continued my longsighted in and out throw she got more and more outspoken. Finally she couldn't even squeal or howler. Her vocalisation was reduced to a squeaker. Then suddenly she went silent and a long low moan came out."Oh fucking I'm cuming she growled and then her pussycat began to clamp down, then loosen as it sucked on my tool then her dead body went stiff. That was all it took I went over the top with her. We orgasmed together and we screamed together. Then I collapsed on the bed as my spent and miry dick slid out of her.

"Oh my god Ed do you recognize that's only the 2nd time in my life I've orgasmed while having sex with a man ? Oh crap I hope you aren't planning on getting up and going home tonight. If that affair decides to come up again I want it to be where I can get hold of it. snitch when you first put it in me I thought you were going to split me in one-half. shucks I'm sword lily I waited for you to occur along and show me what a rattling man can do. I want you to screw me every chance you get, maybe even in the ass."She was lying on my arm veneer me and chattering like a nervous teenager.

We held each former close for a few minutes then we both drifted off into a strait, satisfied, blissful sopor. The next morning we both used the bathroom and then tried again to destroy her bed.

I had never been in bed with a charwoman that was that vocal or wild. She would moan, pule squeal, groan, grunt, shout, try to breathe, and cry out. She would wrench, jerk, wiggle, leap, shiver, toss her brain from side to side, complain me with her heels, kick upstairs her articulatio coxae off the bed, claw at my spine with her fingernails, slam her hands and subdivision on the bed, and twine her deal into the sheets.

Emma had three orgasms before she finally got turned around to get my dick in her mouth. All I could do was try to rest. It didn't take long and I was dumping a load of cum into her mouth and down her throat.

Emma didn't even slow down she kept sucking and trying to get me hard again. I swear that adult female could fellate the chrome off the bumper of any car ever made. She worked and sweated for ten min before we saw results. I wasn't John Rock hard but close to it. Suddenly she whirled around on the bed and pointed her ass at me.

"Oh fuck, in my ass please, I want it in my ass now,"she moaned and begged. She was tossing her ass from side to side and hunching back to me. I quickly got to my genu behind her and started to rub some of our juices from her pussy onto her little brown puckered kettle of fish. I slid into her pussy and made several drive and withdrew. As I lined up on her ass she squealed and moved back towards me. She was moaning and groaning as I slowly moved the straits of my cock against her bastard. Applying a steady but firm atmospheric pressure it only took mo before the head popped in. She sucked in a Brobdingnagian gasp of air and cried out.

"Oh fuck hold on, hold, you're going to split me in one-half. occlusion, collapse me a minute to adjust, oh fuck it feels like it's as big as a beer feeding bottle ! Oh damn it hurts so good I can't stand up it !"

I paused for a minute while I felt her began to loosen up and then I started forward again after I had rubbed some more than of our juices on my cock. Son of a gripe her bunghole was tight, it felt like I was sticking my prick in a garden hosiery. She was grunting, moaning and pushing back. I was groaning and pushing forward. Finally I felt her ass brass get along up against my hips.

I paused to get my breath then I started a slow in and out motion as she whimpered. Soon she was slamming back to me as I thrust forward. Every time we would total together she would grunt or let loose with an swearing, some of which even I had never heard before.

bit later I heard,"Oh screw you I'm cuming for god interest don't stop, please don't stop ! Ram that big cock in my ass and make me scream, make me cum ! Harder, faster, I need to cum again please make me cum again,"she was begging for to a greater extent as my ballock were slapping her pussy with every jabbing. Then she threw her promontory back and growled,"I'm cuming, oh fuck I'm cuming,"she managed to get out before she screamed in ecstasy as I shot another load into her bowels.

We both collapsed forward onto the bed I think we both passed out for a few minutes. Finally we began to go and come back to reality again.

"Oh shucks you Ed, what did you do to me ? I've never ever felt that way before. I've never cum like that in my life. I think I've died and gone to sex heaven. I'll never look at sex the same way ever again. You hit topographic point in me that have never been touched before. I swear your dick was clear up in my belly. I know you hit my navel more than once.


5.

The next day.

Emma and I were finally forced to roll out of bed and find the shower and a cup of coffee berry around nine o'clock. As we sat drinking our coffee Emma finally brought up the natural event of last Nox and the morning after.

"Ed, I don't know what you did or how you did it last Nox but you lit a flack in me that's gon na be hard to put out. You did things to me and made me feel things that I've never felt before. I'm going to be honest with you I hope this isn't just a one-time thing. I haven't been in bed with a man in twenty yr and after shoemaker's last Night I sure as hell don't want to wait another twenty class. I haven't felt myself get wet between the legs for over ten old age now. Just setting here thinking and talking about utmost Night has my underwear soaked. Cripes I must own cum a half a twelve prison term survive night and this morning"

"Go get a towel and come back out here, I'd be glad to take those wet panties off of you and wipe your slit dry for you if you want me to"was my smartassed reply. I thought for a few irregular she was going to throw her coffee cup at me, and then she moaned and whimpered.

"Oh fuck, damn you Ed you just lit that fire again. I want you to do just that and then do whatever you want to do with me. I want to sense your helping hand all over me again. I want to feel your gumshoe in my pussy. I want your digit and script inside me. I need to cum again and again just like I did last night. I'm just too damn sore to do anything like that again rightfield now."


"Emma you're right. I want to do thing like that again but we don't want to fatigue a adept matter out. Neither one of us is twenty years old anymore. We're both going to be walking fishy for a day or two I'm cerebration. It's been XXV old age since I got that excited. I thought a time or two that I was going to have a heart attack."

Emma and I sat, drank coffee, and talked about our different past times until almost one o'clock in the afternoon before I went family to take tutelage of some affair that I needed to do. I never gave it a cerebration when Emma said she had a bridge deck lodge meeting to go to later in the good afternoon. That was my fall and almost my end warrantee. Never would I have dreamed quiet little Emma would narrate every old maid at the group meeting what we had done and in gravid detail. It seemed that every unattached cleaning woman there was jealous and wanted to get some of what she was getting. Thankfully she didn't give them my public figure or where I lived, only that she had a new boyfriend that liked to"do the box spring boogie"as she put it. Needless to say there were seven or eight widow woman char that went house and tried to wear their sex toys out.

That evening my phone rang ;"Ed come on over I have something to separate you. I hope you won't be pissed at me when you hear it."

"I'll be over in a petty bit I'm just eating supper now. pass me a half an hour and I'll be there. I need to finish eating and do the dishes."As I sat eating I was wondering if I should stop at the drug memory board and get me some"horny pills."As I finished the cup of tea I decided the heck with it I didn't need any pills I would try to do without them.

XL five minutes later I stepped through Emma's back room access. Emma greeted me with a hug and a kiss.

6.

Emma's confessions

"Hi Ed, damn I was beginning to marvel if I'd been stood up. I thought you'd never get here. follow on in and set down. You want a beer or a glass of wine ?"

"Hi Emma, no thanks I'm exquisitely I just finished supper. What's happening, you said you have something to tell me ? Emma got a disturbed look on her face.

"You better set down Ed. I think I stirred up a hornet's snuggle today at bridge circuit club. Now please don't get pissed off at me but I was doing a little line-shooting about a new swain at bridge club today. One thing led to another and I guess I got pretty lifelike. Anyway, everyone there is either a widow woman or an old maid and I think some of them got pretty, shall we say, excited. Now I didn't tell them who you are or where you live. But more than one of them mentioned that they would care to get to roll in the hay you up close and personal. Normally I wouldn't be bragging about something like that but after what you did to me last night I couldn't resist."I sat there dumfounded for a minute holding my hint and wondering what would come next.

"Emma I'm surprised but I guess what's done is done. I'm not really impressed but I'm not mad either. Right now it's you that has to reply all the doubtfulness not me. We just can't let them see me coming over here or you coming over to my place. I'm sure they'll be watching you close. I don't want a half a dozen widow women getting into a bash on my doorstep."

"Ed I'll them you don't live here in town if I have to. Thankfully we're the last two theater on this street and there's nobody living across the street. I think we would comment any gondola parked nearby if they were watching us."

"I think you're right Emma, we just have to get used to looking before we go wandering across the yard. You might want to mention that you're sharing a garden with your neighbor but downplay the fact that there's anything going on with him. severalise them you think he's too old to even get it up."

"hoot Ed you are a conniving old fool aren't you. I never thought about the garden section of us. I definitely don't want to give up on that, I still need to can some vegetables for the wintertime. That stuff is expensive in the store."

We sat and talked for another hour about us and how we could keep our fiddling trickery out of stack. Finally I couldn't take it anymore.

"Emma that blouse of yours is going to cause hassle here if you're not careful. If you move just right both"the girls"are going to be coming out to get together in the conversation. In fact why don't you just let them out so they can see what's going on ?"

Emma caught her breath and held it for several seconds before she turned a bit red in the face and quietly replied.

"damn you Ed ! I'll let you grow them out but only if I can flex that snake you have in your pants loose. I thought this morning that I'd had enough to last me for a while but I guess I was awry. The longsighted I set here and attend at you the worsened the itch gets. I got a opinion you're going to experience to help me scratch it again tonight. That is if you're in the mood for some scratch and it sounds like you are."

I slowly reached for the front of her blouse as she held her breathing spell. Gently the buttons were unbuttoned and there were two breasts staring at me with severely nipple and the darker glory behind them all puckered and puffed up. I stood up as she loosened my belt and pant. As she dropped my knickers I took her shirt off and stood her up. I slid her quagmire and panty down her shapely wooden leg after I stepped out of my trouser and took my shirt off. We were both simple naked standing in the middle of her kitchen.

"darn Emma it's too bad we don't live out in the res publica somewhere so we could run around like this all the time. Although we might not get anything done but fuck and if we did get prison term to do any gardening we would probably get certain parts of us sunburned."

"Ed I haven't told you but I do have a farm about six mil out of town. The building are in great configuration but no one lives there. I rent the post out for pasture land. We could go out there and run around naked all we wanted to and no one would ever know. Besides it would be a skillful idea to go out and scavenge the theatre up from time to time."

I eased Emma close to me as I sat down on a kitchen chairperson. I slowly ran my fingers up and down the inside of her tight thighs. As Emma started to shiver and moan I parted her legs and licked her pussy. The more I licked the more she shook moaned and thrust her rose hip at me. Soon I had two fingers in her love yap stroking her G topographic point as I touched her button with my thumb.

"Oh nookie, stop, let's go in the sleeping accommodation, I can't use up any more of this and still fend up. I'm about to puddle all over."Emma grabbed my hand away from her twat and started for the bedroom. I wasn't about to indicate. My peter was grueling than it had been in ten yr as Emma led me by my hard cock to her bedroom.
"There's some baby oil there on the night stand let's use it. I know that neither one of us produce lubrication like we did thirty years ago besides I'm still a bit legal tender from this sunrise. Don't trouble about the bed covers just get that thing slick magazine and get it in me before I explode. Don't stop to play just sleep with me now !"

I grabbed the oil and applied a generous quantity to my cock and to her puss as she fell forward onto the bed on her knees and elbows. second gear later she screamed as I slid my oiled cock into her stewing hot pussy from behind. She would slam her tail towards me and oink every time I would stuff forward.

"Oh fuck, harder faster harder I need you, I want you, and I need to cum. I want to feel your cum shooting into me. Oh fucking, I'm going to cum please don't full stop. Pound me harder, make me beg and shout !"

I was pounding her like a teen. I was grunting and moaning and getting close as I rammed my rod into her hot inflamed pussy. I could experience every blow and fold inside her pussy as my cock slid in then back out. Suddenly I slammed into her and held her there as I dumped my load deep inside her and flooded her abused and battered slit. As I cum and shook suddenly she screamed and her pussy tightened down on me like a vise. She was cuming moaning and shaking as our combined succus leaked from her and slid down her legs.

We both collapsed in a lot on her bed and lay there spent with her kitty leaking cum. shit that woman might not be a teenager any more but she sure did know how to fuck and wasn't shy about it either. I'd had two wives and various girlfriends in my lifetime and none of them could start to agree her when it came to fucking.

We never did get around to a second round that night. We did however spend a lot of time out at her farm running around naked and fucking in about every place we could mean of in the summer. We did give a few aeroplane pilots a rush as we would stand outside in our birthday suit and wave to them. One air force pilot film almost crashed his plane staring at us as he went by.

Emma and I have been together for a couple of years now and all the early older unattached female person are just now beginning to figure out what's going on for sure. One of these days one of them may just get it all figured out and adjudicate she wants to join us and we just might let her .