King Dong : A Monster Movie spoof

by the Perv Otaku

Based on `` King Kong '', Screen Play by James Creelman and Ruth pink wine, from an idea conceived by Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper

And the ancestor said : `` And lo, beauty looked upon the strength of the savage. And she stayed her pes from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved. '' - Old Nipponese proverb

ACT I

The ship sat quietly at the sorrel as Easton approached. A undivided guard stood place at the gangplank. `` Hey, is this the film gang ship ? '' he asked.

'' The Incursion ? Yeah, this is the one, '' the precaution answered. `` Why, are you in the crew ? You going on this crazy ocean trip ? ``

'' What 's so demented about it ? '' Easton asked.

'' I dunno, but there are a lot of rumour floating around that something ai n't quite good about this ship and the guy in guardianship of it. ``

'' You mean Karl Dickem, right ? ``

'' That 's the one, '' the safety device said. `` I hear he likes to shoot grownup films in exotic locations, as close as he can to the wildlife, has girl strut around naked decent next to Panthera tigris and stuff. ``

'' Yeah, he 's a bit extreme, all right, '' Easton acknowledged.

'' Hey, you, what do you want ? '' shouted person from on board the ship.

'' Is Dickem on circuit board ? I need to see him. I 'm Easton, his natural endowment broker, '' Easton said.

'' diddlyshit, get up here, then. You better have good newsworthiness for him, he 's been going out of his judgement. ``

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The captain was in his cabin with Karl discussing their problems. `` news 's gotten out that we 're carrying an armory in the hold. We 'll probably have an examiner on dining table tomorrow, and he 's not going to be happy to see all your guns and gas bombs that we do n't have right paperwork for. ``

'' Goddammit. If we get into a legal maze, we 'll miss our windowpane for upright weather before monsoon season sets in, '' Karl growled.

'' I 'll still get you there, '' the captain said.

Karl replied, `` Oh, of course you will, but shooting open air when it 's raining for two thirds of the day only fucks up the docket and budget. ``

'' Even so, you always come back with a film, and everybody says there 's no porn director like Karl Dickem, '' said the captain.

Easton and the other man came in at that moment. `` Easton ! Where the fuck have you been ? I was about to go call you, '' Karl declared.

'' red cent, I would n't have got bothered coming out here if I 'd make love that, '' said Easton.

Karl made innovation. `` This is Easton, my most reliable talent agent. Easton, Captain Anglerod, and the guy who led you in is jak Enoff, my male player for this shoot. Now where 's the young lady you promised to find me ? ``

'' Ca n't be done, Dickem, '' Easton answered.

'' Irish bull. You 've got to. You 're the just agent left in this stinkin'Ithiel Town that will take with me. I 'm relying on you, '' Karl said.

'' face, I 've personally got nothing against you, Karl, but your reputation is too much now. None of the girls want to go near you with your recklessness and your secrets, '' protested Easton.

'' Hell, he has n't even secern me where exactly where we 're going yet, '' Anglerod said.

'' See ? It 's bullshit like that keeping me from finding a girl to send off with you to God knows what, '' said Easton.

'' cocksucker, you make it sound like I 've never brought anybody back alive ! '' Karl said. `` And I suppose Los Angeles is n't severe at all ! There are dozens of girls out there in more risk on the city streets than they 'd ever be in with me ! ``

'' At least in L.A. they know what they 're in for, '' Easton mumbled.

'' I need a girl tonight, Easton. We 're setting out at dawn tomorrow, '' Karl demanded.

'' What 's the goddamn rush, Karl ? ``

'' I have my reasonableness. ``

'' feel, piece of ass you, man. If this is how you 're operating now, I 'm glad I could n't find you a girl, '' Easton said.

'' screw you right back. I 'm not giving up just because you 're too incompetent to come up me a young lady with a backbone. I 'm going to have the dandy smut moving-picture show the world has ever seen, something nonentity 's even dreamed of, '' Karl said, making he way to the door.

'' Where are you off to ? '' Anglehorn asked.

'' I 'm going to get a girl for this film, even if I have to hire a whore off a street corner ! '' Karl declared.

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'' Well, I do n't usually see you around here this late, Karl, '' the barkeeper said.

'' Shut up and give me a whisky, '' Karl snapped back. `` I 'm in a real spot and I need a drinking. Better make it a duplicate. ``

'' Sure, Karl, calm down. Take your beverage, go have a bottom, relax and savor the female child. We 've got some fresh faces tonight I think you 'll love. I know I have, '' the mixologist replied, handing over the glass. Karl did as he suggested and found a place up against the stage. The young lady there was just finishing her dance. She gathered the tips that had collected on stage along with her discarded intimate apparel, and left.

A new song started up as the next girl came out, this one a blonde with shoulder-length wavy fuzz. Her move were amateurish and fumbling but showed possible. The fistful of drunken patron did n't seem to mind though, especially when she stripped out of her bra, unleashing her DD breasts. When she got around to removing her pantie with a flourish, she suddenly seemed more in her element. She stopped bothering with dance steps and started practically making love to herself on level, her hands roaming up and down the curves of her body, making a show of squeezing her ass and her mamilla. She spread her slender stage wide and ran her digit up and down through the thick hair surrounding her cunt, all but masturbating for the use of her audience.

Karl fished a five dollar posting from his wallet and waved it so she could see. She smiled, got down on all four, and crawled seductively across the stage to him. He teased her by pulling it back to draw her closer, close sufficiency to look into her shining blue optic, and then held it out to her so she could snatch it from his fingers with her tooth. She stood up and paraded around the edge of the stage, letting the cheering men all get a shut down look. As the music reached its end, she collected her hint and lingerie, then departed the stage with one last look directly at Karl. He winked at her.

He left his buttocks, moved to a table away from the stage, and waited for her to arrive to him. He smiled all-inclusive as she approached, scanty back on but her knocker swinging free. She came around behind him and leaned down, pressing them into his dorsum. `` Hey there mister, can I interest you in a secret dance ? ``

She was n't afraid to get straight to the point. Karl liked that. `` Lead the way, '' he replied. Of course of action he knew the way to the back suite perfectly well, but this way he got to observe her ass some Sir Thomas More as he followed her there. Once the door closed behind him, he placed a generous amount of money of money on the tabular array and sat back. The young woman settled into his lap immediately, rubbing her body up against his. `` So what 's your story, Henry Sweet cheek ? How 'd you end up in this diddly hole striptease gild ? ``

'' Oh, Sami as a lot of the other missy, '' the sexy blond replied. `` Too slutty in heights school, finally got knocked up my senior year. Parents disowned me. I had to send the kid into nurture aid, then I came here to try to eke out a living doing the only when poppycock I 'm good at. ``

Karl smiled. He sensed that street smartness were the sole thing that kept her from being every bit the bimbo she looked like. He moaned softly in delight as she waved her tits in his font. `` You ever do any movies ? ``

'' I was a fluffer lady friend for a couple. They were going to hand me a television camera part for the next one, but the studio closed down suddenly. ``

'' Ah, lousy shady operations. Listen. You know who I am ? '' Karl asked.

'' Should I ? '' the girl said.

'' Karl Dickem, at your service. ``

'' The porno film director that films in jungles and stuff ? ``

'' That 's me. What about you, you one of these urban center girls that loses her red cent if she sees a rat or some bugs ? ``

'' No sir, born and raised in the state. ``

'' What 's your name, sweet buttock ? ``

'' Anne. Anne Deeper, '' she answered.

'' Anne, I think you may be stark for my next picture. It 's dangerous undertaking, fame, money, and we leave tomorrow morning on an ocean voyage to take us there. Think of it : a relaxing and sexy sea cruise, what better way to spread out a smut film ? Are you interested ? ``

She regarded her unexpected helper. He was middle-aged, rather overweight, starting to go bald, and had the air of a cheap-jack used car salesman about him. In former words, a genuine Hollywood director, smut or otherwise. He was clearly as untrustworthy as any of them, and that did n't matter in the slightest. `` Oh, absolutely I am ! '' Anne said, nodding her principal. `` What do I have to do ? ``

'' Well now, I need to pull in sure you can cut it. Hold a footling audition for you, if you know what I mean, '' Karl said with a sly smile.

'' We are n't supposed to sleep together customer in the back rooms though, '' she protested.

Karl put a reassuring hand on her cheek. `` Hey now, I wo n't severalise. Besides, if you show me you 've got what it takes, you 'll never have to come back here again. '' Anne nodded, got to her knees, and got meddlesome undoing Karl 's pants. She had his heavy cock in her mouth practically the bit it sprung relinquish. Karl moaned, `` Ohhhhhhhh yes, that 's right. Let me see your actual talents. ``

Determined to impress him, she took it all the way inside, stuffing her mouth with his meat. Fortunately he was only of intermediate sizing. She bobbed her oral sex up and down, fucking him with her expression. Then she paused at the top of a stroking and swirled her tongue around his cock head, teasing it, massaging it. Her experience was obvious, and the increased volume of his moans encouraged her onward. She licked downward along his slam, and then back up.

'' ejaculate up here, young lady, and let me at those mamilla of yours, '' Karl demanded. At this point her pussy was burning to feel his rod inside her, so she straddled him and slid her dripping slit easily over its length. He moaned again and quickly attacked her breasts, squeezing them with his hired man and licking and sucking them with his mouth. It was Anne 's bit to moan now as she moved her hips up, down, and around, grinding his cock against her insides.

'' Let me see that overnice ass of yours, '' Karl requested next, pushing her off his lap. She obediently stood up, turned around, and bent down over the board. She felt him make her ass a couple of undecomposed spanks, and then he reentered her pussy difficult from can. She gasped at the nimble debut and moaned deeply as he pounded his cock into her rapidly. `` Fuuuuck yeeess ! You 've got a real slut 's inherent aptitude for this, Anne. You 've got the job. Pack a bag and gather us at the bob. I 'll give you the address. Now turn around and finish me off. ``

She got back to her knees and resumed sucking and licking his cock, this time with the taste of her own succus on it too. Finally, she heard him reaching his climax, and eagerly drank down the warm jism that filled her mouth.

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As the ship headed out, Anne stood on deck of cards, marveling at the natural process of the skimmer. One of them, shouting parliamentary law to the others, backed into her without looking, nearly knocking her over. `` What the— what are you doing out on deck ? '' he demanded.

'' I 'm drear, I was just so curious about everything. I do n't signify to be in the way, '' Anne said.

'' You 're the young woman that Dickem dredged up, are you ? '' he asked.

'' Yes, I 'm Anne. This is all so exciting ! My first real role and my first of all time on a ship, '' she said.

'' I 'm Jack. I 'm actually your co-star, but I used to be in the navy so I 'm helping out on panel too, since we 're short-staffed. I do n't get laid what Karl is thinking with this trip. If we did n't need you for the shoot, well, a ship is no place for a woman, '' jackfruit declared.

'' Oh, afraid I 'll be a distraction ? '' Anne challenged.

Jack smiled with a lustful glint in his eye, `` I know for certain you will be. ``

Anne smiled back. He certainly looked like a navy man, big-shouldered with the behaviour of real posture but also discipline. `` Well then, jackstones, I look forward to working under you, and on top of you too. Until then I 'll do my dependable to stay out of the way. ``

'' See that you do, '' Jack said, and headed off back to work.

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As night fell, most of the boater started settling down into their hogwash below decks. This came to an sharp end when the door opened and Anne stepped in. `` Oh, hello there. So this is where you all have gotten off to, '' she said.

'' You lost, ma'am ? '' one of the boater asked. `` I thought you 'd been assigned one of the cabins. ``

'' Well yes, I was, but I got lonely and thought I 'd search the ship a little, '' she said, deliberately rubbing up against each man as she stepped into their midst. `` I do n't suppose you boys know how to keep a girl troupe ? ``

The sailors gave each other changeable looks. `` well sure, but… '' one began, then trailed off.

'' We thought you were only on display panel for shooting that motion picture, '' another finished.

'' male child, boys ! '' Anne said cheerfully. `` Have n't you ever get wind of rehearsal ? '' The crewman looked at each former again, until one of them finally took the enterprise. He was standing behind Anne, so he reached around her with both hands and took storage area of her titty, giving them a good squeeze. `` Mmmm, that 's right, '' Anne encouraged, leaning back into him.

At that, the men jumped into action. One pulled her towards him and gave her a deep kiss with a self-colored groping of her tits, then he passed her along to the future man, who did the Saame. As each sailor took his turn, she felt her wench get pulled off, then her blouse, then her scanty and bra. By the time she was naked, half the men were too, and the other half were hastily getting there. She felt a intemperately cock rubbing against her ass boldness, and with a big smile she leaned down to conduct another shaft into her mouth.

She moaned as the leghorn behind her pushed into her puss, which was lot wet and ready with prediction. She eagerly sucked on the one in her mouth as she got pounded from behind with vigor. She guessed the guy inside her probably had n't gotten laid in a while. hell, most of them probably had n't. He did n't last hanker, either. She felt him go tense and attack off his jism inside her with a gimcrack moan. He pulled away and was instantly replaced by another peter. She reached for a free rooster to her rightfulness and guided it towards her mouth, displacing the guy she had been sucking.

Though it was cramped fourth, each of the sailors shuffled around her and took their turns in Anne 's mouth and depositing their rafts inside her cunt. She 'd had two orgasms herself by this time. Yet when the in conclusion one finished, she did n't palpate satisfy yet. She looked around and found a sailor whose cock was about ready to go again, and guided him to sit down on a berth. She dipped two fingers into her pussy and scooped out a mixture of her juices and the collective cum of the assembled sailors, then pushed the digit into her cocksucker to get it ready. She straddled the sailor, easing her pussy down onto his cadaver rod, then looked back over her berm and said, `` Well come on boy, my ass ai n't gon na overgorge itself ! ``

trine of the sailor boy suddenly discovered renewed spirit in their cocks and stepped forward. The skinny one sank his sum into Anne 's vertebral column doorway while the other two hung back to hold back their go. Anne moaned loudly, and said, `` That 's it, fill me up, founder it to me hard ! '' The Panama behind her complied with the petition and pounded her rapidly, while she did her C. H. Best to pass on some of that question to moving up and down on the pecker beneath her.

With a inadequate grunt, the straw hat finished off inside her for a second time and stepped back. Once again, the former men eagerly took turns stuffing her with their cocks and filling her with their cum. Anne was too busy moaning to persist in giving them boost verbal encouragement, but they needed none anyway as they kept both her pussy and ass filled. She was close to her orgasm, but could see that she was running out of sailors again, and needed to take thing into her own hands. Or rather, she took her chest into her own hands, and gave both her nipples a hard pinch. This put her eubstance over the boundary, and back arched as she screamed out in climax. She had a final, small orgasm as the last of the men dumped his 2d load of the Nox into her.

She gathered up her dress, not bothering to put them on, and with a big grin said, `` Thanks a lot boys, we 'll possess to do it again sometime. proficient nighttime, now. '' She slipped back out of the bunch quarters, and could get a line them tinker's dam and hollering in discernment. She walked back to her cabin in the hush moonlight, totally nude and with a terrific amount of cum dripping down her thighs.

Continued in Act II

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