“ Do I get youngster with that trill ? No, that will never work. Did it hurt, when you fell out of heaven ? Maybe. I'm glad I brought my depository library card, because I'm checking you out. No Dan, she will opine you are a record dirt ball"Dan says out loud to himself, while getting ready to go to the bar."You must have drunk a lot of Milk growing up, because it sure did your soundbox undecomposed. No, you just used the intelligence drunk in a bar. Dumb Ass !"Dan slaps himself on the forehead."I practiced get going, I have to meet Paul the Apostle soon."Dan grabs his earphone and heads out the door to get a cab.

Dan hasn't dated for a year, ever since his three-year human relationship ended. At 27 yr old, he is an okay looking guy. Five feet nine column inch magniloquent, 155 pounds. Some might visit him skinny. He's not acrobatic but he is toned enough to put across for it. His blonde tomentum is cut poor and combed straight down. He had a twosome of girl in gamey schooling but, nobody sober until he met Jackie in college. On their third anniversary Dan decided to advise, she said no just before ending the relationship. Dan was devastated and needed time to recover and let his heart and soul mend. Tonight, one-year later, his friend Paul invited him to the bar to"Get back on the horse ”. He really has never dated much. He met Jackie in class, and they just started hanging out together. In fact, he has never had to use a pickup line so, he is extremely queasy. When he is uneasy, he tends to relieve oneself jape.

"lease me to the corner of 9th and Central. The overtime Bar"Dan says to the number one wood as he gets into the cab."Do you know any unspoiled pickup truck lines ?"

"Pinch me. For a woman as beautiful as you, I have to be dreaming"he says as he pulls away from the curb.

"Did that line ever work for you ?"Dan asks."I'm variety of new to this."

"Once, and we're still married after 10 years."The cabby pulls up to the curb bit."That's $ 12.80. Don't concern, at this bar you'll have trade good luck."Dan pays him and gives a thank you as he heads inside. After taking a quick look around, Dan walks up to the bar, side by side to Apostle Paul, and fiat a beer. Paul is chatting up some tall-growing brunette, so Dan starts to scout around for all the single ladies. He remembers a piece of advice his dad told him when he was eight ;"stunner is on the interior, looks are on the outside. young lady with looking will always have guys chasing them, however, plain girls will always be thankful for any attention you show them,"Dan didn't understand that then, but since Jackie had facial expression, he is beginning to understand it now.

Julie at 25 twelvemonth old, is a lone hand by selection, almost her hale life. She has never had a serious relationship, and never really fit in with any of the cliques at school. Now she doesn't fit in with the cliques at employment. As for her looks, she is a niggling overweight but not what you would call obese. Five feet six inches tall, 190 pounds with shoulder length blackamoor hair. She always dresses comfortably, not having any cause to coiffure up for work.

Julie is sitting at the bar, nursing the free drink her co-worker bought her when they came in. One of the women in her department had a natal day and they invited her out for beverage after oeuvre. There was a potluck tiffin to celebrate, along with a cake. Someone had brought in Julie's kryptonite, case-hardened eggs, and she had more than her share of them so, she felt obligated to go out for potable. Her drink isn't mixing well with the orchis though, and she feels grumbling in her tum. Julie munches on a few pretzels and takes a drink to try to settle her abdomen down.

The barman finally brings Dan his beer and throws down a cocktail napkin to set it on. The napkin slides over the boundary of the bar and drops on the level next to Julie. Dan bends down to nibble up the diaper, just as Julie's tummy lets loose ... ( introduce your own"wind stochasticity"here ). Dan's pilus rustles in the duck soup. Julie, while taking that drink, turns to excuse as Dan outdoor stage up. He grabs at his collar as if he is tightening a tie and says,"did somebody step on a duck ?"Julie starts to laugh, and her crapulence shoots out of her nozzle and all over Dan."At least I have a napkin"Dan says, as he holds it up to depict her. Julie grabs him by the arm and quickly spate him away from the area.

"reliance me, you don't want to hang around there"she says. Dan turns around to look and sees hoi polloi at the bar grabbing their drinks and fleeing."Just flavor casual"Julie whispers, as she starts to sit down at another table, quite some distance away.

"Wow, that's quite the artillery you have there, you cleared the bar."Dan chuckles.

"Hard Boiled bollock and beer will do it every prison term"Julie explains, as she begins to express joy. She holds out her hand,"I'm Julie, do I call you Rodney ?"

"Dan, but I don't get any respectfulness either"he says, with his effective Dangerfield impression. He raises two fingerbreadth in the air, sees the bartender look, then points down at the board. The barman gives him a dirty aspect then, nods at him to acknowledge."I'm not sure these drinks will be safe to drink."They watch as the waitress sniff, makes a nerve, then, hesitantly walks up to the bar. After a minute, she brings over the drinks and sets them down.

"On the house ! because somebody nuked the bar"she groans, as she sits the drinks down.

"Cannonball"they both say, in a Carl Spackler voice, as they take a big gulp of their drinks.

"So, what's a girlfriend like you doing in a articulate like this"Dan asks in his bogey voice.

"Like, well, you see, some coworkers, drug me here, like, for a natal day. Not mine !"Julie attempts a vale girl accent.

"Woah ! Awesome !"Dan try 's a Jeff Spicoli spokesperson."If I'm here, and you're here, doesn't that make it our birthday ?"

"What about you ? Why are you here ? Looking for tasty waving and tasty infant ?"Julie responds.

"I'm trying out pickup air. How's this one ? You must own swallowed attraction, because I find you attractive."

"That's terrible ! Do pickup lines even work ? I mean, If I walked up to you and said, I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did ! Would you even take me seriously ?"

"Honestly, I wouldn't know. I'm here tonight to get back into the dating game after a long hiatus. My friend Paul convinced me to give it a shot."Dan looks around to see where Paul is."He must have left with the leggy brunet"Dan digit."Do you need to play some pocket billiards or darts ?"Dan asks.

"Are you going to tell me some fib about your clod ending up in the wrong whole ?"They both chuckle."I'm really not any good at either of them. Can you let off me for a moment ?"Julie gets up and walks out the back door to the terrace. Seconds afterward masses started flooding in from the patio waving their helping hand in battlefront of their noses. Several depose speech and something died coming from the group. A few seconds later Julie walkway back in with a asshole eating grin on her face.

"Thanks for not doing that here. I don't think I'm ready to bail on you yet."

"We should get out of here. Take me home ?"Julie asks.

"fountainhead, you know what they say. Ass, Gas, or Grass, nobody drive for free !"Dan laughs as he says it.

"I've already given you gas, I might take in gage at my place, and if you play your cards right, you might just get some ass."Julie slaps her ass, take hold of her breadbasket, then excuses herself to the restroom. Dan walks to the bar, tips the bartender, and asks if he will shout a cab. Julie returns with a group of women fleeing the public convenience.

"Thats much better. I think it's all out of me."Julie rubs her stomach as she speaks.

"Sexier words were never spoken"Dan responds. They walk outside and climb into the cab.

"Oh, I see you had some luck"the driver says."Where to ?"

"819 Riverside"Julie answers. Dan holds Julie's hand as they drive the few blocks to Julie's position. After they get out Julie turns to Dan. She gives him a soft slow kiss, then says,"I've got something to secern you, but let's spark up a articulatio first."Dan follows her into her apartment and plops down on the couch. Julie grabs a couple of beers and a box from the fridge. She sits down next to Dan and pulls a stick out of the box. She sparks it up and takes a long drag, she passes the blunt to Dan, and Dan takes a longsighted retarding force. He turns to Julie."So, what's this thing you need to tell me ?"

"Have you ever slept with a virgin ?"She asks quizzically, while holding her breathe in after a drag.

"No. I have only been with a handful of women, but none were Virgin. Are you ..."

"Yes. I just keep to myself, and I ... I ... haven't found ..."Dan stops her with a buss on the lip.

"I would be honored."Dan holds up his beer to clink with hers. Julie touches hers to his. They both make a clinking sound. They down their beer and Julie lets out a loud belching.

"bugaboo, bugaboo, boogeyman"Dan chants. Julie bows. Julie snuggles up against Dan, pulls him tight, and starts to drive her tongue into his lip. Dan's tongue swirls around Julie's and they lay down together on the couch. Dan reaches up to fondle Julie's knocker, moving from right to leave behind then back. Julie reaches down and cups Dan's ass, pulling his hips tight against her. She starts to circumvolve her pelvic arch to grind on his bulwark. She can feel the swelling growing in his pants. Dan reaches his hand under her shirt and up to the back of her bra. He pinches his fingers together to unhook the latches one at a time. Julie sits up and pulls her shirt and bra over her head and tossed them across the way to the level. Dan takes the opportunity to get a good look. They are sizeable, D or DD. 3-inch areola with long thickheaded nipples. luminosity pink, almost hard to see the color change. Her skin is pale white. She must not ever sunbathe. Dan lifts his shirt over his head then leans in and kisses her sass, her cheek, her neck, and down to her tit. Julie lets out a low groan, then reaches down and starts rubbing his turncock through his blue jean. After a minute or two Julie stops, stands up and takes Dan by the hand.

"Do you want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty ?"Julie asks with a big grin.

"This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy"Dan says as he follows Julie to her bedroom. He starts singing,"I was born to love you. I was born to work your human face. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."Julie kisses him to still him, then reaches out and opens Dan's jeans, they drop to the floor. Dan does the same for Julie.

"okey, I'm a little bit drunk, and a little bit luxuriously, and I'm about to take a missy's cherry. Did I travel back in metre ? Did I step into the Quantum accelerator. Sam Beckett realized that a man could locomote thru metre ..."Julie kisses him to shut him up again. Their tongues tangle as they lay down on the bed together. Their bodies entwine as they explore each former 's mouth. Hands grab nooky and titty, rub each other 's backs and fingerbreadth run thru hair. Julie starts to breath gruelling.

"I don't want to coerce you ... but ..."Dan break. Julie looks at him all severe."Are you sure ... you ... don't have gas anymore ?"Julie busts out laughing."I'm sorry, I tell jokes when I get nervous."

"What are you nervous about ? I'm the one about to give up her cherry."

"I'm about to go down on you, and you had hard boiled testis all day."They both laugh ... Dan lowers down between Julie's legs, and she spreads them wide. Dan leans in and kisses her thighs. Then he works his way up to her President George W. Bush. Neatly trimmed ..."Did she plan to lose her virginity tonight"Dan wonders as he kisses lower until he is at her lips. They are slightly swollen and parted. Dan takes one yearn clout from bed to top. He stops and sits up. Julie gives him a uneasy look. This is the first guy ... the only guy ... ever to touch her down there.

"This doesn't taste like cherry ! I've been gypped. I thought I was going to eat cherry pie !"Julie loses it.

"You shit ! I thought something was wrong ... I've never ... God damn you !"Dan laughs. Julie reaches up and pulls his oral sex down to her pussy and rubs his cheek in it."Eat me ... or I shall unleash the Kraken."Dan drives his natural language deep inside of her pussy. He wiggles it a little, then licks up until he hits Julie's clit. She moans loudly."Oh, Dan ... MMMmmm."Dan licks her clit, then lowers back to her labia, then inside her hole again. Her juice are just flowing out down her ass to the bed. Dan alternates between them. He reaches up to get a tactile property of Julie's breast and finds that Julie has both in her work force, pulling and twisting, pinching and squeezing. Dan pauses to wet his in-between finger's breadth, then inserts it just inside of her wet jam and up. He doesn't want to bust her hymen just yet. He starts to wiggle his finger to give up imperativeness as he flicks his natural language over Julie's tumefy clit. It sticks out about a half inch, and it is voiceless. The faster he works over her clitoris the louder she moans. Julie seize Dan's head, fistful of hair, and starts thrusting her hips up into his fount. Dan concentrates on her clit and endeavour to have got on.

"Oh ... Yes ! ... Dan ... You ... Are ... So ... Fucking ... full ... MMMmmm"She thrusts her rosehip forward with every Christian Bible."Eat ... My ... cunt ... OH ! YES ... Suck My button ... YES ! YES ... Like That ... MMMmmm ... OH ! I'M ... CUMMMMMIINNNGGG !"Julie squeezes her legs together tight around Dan's headway. Dan feels the gush of juices flow out over his hired man. He feels her wooden leg and pelvis shake. He hears her muffled moans.

"shucks ! You must consume needed that. You came operose than anyone I've ever done that to."

"It has been a while since I used my vibrator, I needed batteries, but this is the initiative clip a guy has gone down on me ... so, it all felt unlike, and wondrous, and damn !"Dan starts to pat himself on his back.

"First fourth dimension huh ? A Night of get-go for you. What do you want to do next ?"

"I think we have another joint."Julie gets up and walks to the other room. She tries to jiggle her ass as she walks out. Dan piles up the pillows at the headboard and gets comfortable. Julie returns with two cold beers and a lit joint hanging from her lip. She holds up the beer as if to ask Dan if he wants one.

"Why not ? I'm not driving anywhere ! Don't Bogart that joint either."They lay there in bed together smoking and drinking. Playing footsies, a picayune. Julie is not really certain how to act, she has never been in bed with a guy. When the juncture is done ; they both down the rest of their beer.

"Big ... Bouncing ... Breasts."Dan says, as he belches.

"Big ... Bouncing ... BA."Julie try but couldn't get it all out."How do you do that ?"

"Same way you get to Carnegie Hall ... pattern, praxis, practice."Julie laughs but still thinks it's stupid.

"That must be how you got so good at eating pussy, not that I have anything to compare it to."

"Well, it's not work if you love what you are doing, and ... I love doing that ! Do you like giving oral ?"

"Don't know. I've never tried. Another first ... maybe."Julie reaches down and grabs his cock and licks her lips to tease Dan. She laughs."Does this taste like sausage or salami ?"She starts to stroke him.

"well, it could try like pussy. Sometimes it may taste like shit. But if you suck it now, it will taste like used beer."They both chuckle."It might taste like safety if you are not on the pill."This is Dan's way of asking.

"I know I'm a virgin but ... I have been on the anovulant for years. It helps to asseverate my hormone point. So, you don't have to worry about pregnancy. I'm a Virgin so I'm clean, STD Wise. You ?"

"I'm clean. I showered right before going to the bar."Julie doesn't jest."I haven't had sex in exactly one twelvemonth. I, as far as I know, have never had an STD. I had my work health check a calendar month ago but, I don't think they check for that."

"I'll risk it. Is there anything I should know about you before we ..."Julie looks down and flush.

"knock the boot ? Make the beast with two backs, Go to ram Town ? Do the brown Chicken Brown Cow ?"Giggidy Giggidy ?"Dan starts to go into the Three Stooges,"Woop Woop, miaou, Nuck Nuck,"He slaps his frontal bone like Curly.

"Yes ! screw, shuffling Love, Screw, whatever you want to bid it. Play hide the Salami."

"wellspring, thank you for the comparing, but I am no Salami. Sorry to disappoint. Maybe an uncooked bratwurst."

"Are you sure it's not Schnitzengruben ? 15 is my limit on Schnitzengruben !"She laughs while saying it.

"fountainhead, if you will justify me, I've got to drain the main vein."Dan gets out of bed and pass to the bathroom. Julie follows him into the bath. Dan lifts the derriere then,"excuse me while I whip this out"Dan starts to pee. Julie watches him intently as he looks up and down. He has never been watched before. He has peed in front of Jackie but, she didn't watch him. When done, Julie reaches over and shake it for him. Dan backs away from the toilet and Julie lowers the seat. She sits down and starts to pee herself. Dan sticks his promontory down close and watches her pee.

"reversion is fair swordplay. How does that find having someone spotter you pee ?"

"Well, if you wanted to find out, we could have gone in the tub, and I could've given you a close-up view."When she finished, Dan grabbed a hand full of tissue paper and dabbed her dry. Surprisingly his cock was hard. Julie, sitting with his cock at eye level, took that here and now to take him into her oral cavity. She starts to motivate back and forth on his shaft. All of a sudden, she stops, takes him out of her mouthpiece and licks her sass. She looks up with a teasing look.

"Used Beer !"They both laugh."Definitely not salami ... Definitely !"she tried to do a rain Man impression.

"Hurry, XII minutes to Wapner !"They keep giggling until Julie says,"Ut-Oh ! Fart !"Dan started running out of the room. He dives into the bed and buries himself under the natural covering. Julie walks in.

"What, you wouldn't take a bullet for me ?"She starts to tattle,"I -- I, I, will always screw you—eww !"She continues singing as she pulls the blanket off of the bed and throws them on the story. Dan throws a pillow at her, and she catches it and creep on the bed to clobber him with it. Her breast swaying, mammilla erect. Dan gets on his knee joint and cut a pillow back at her. His putz is fully erect, swaying thru the air like Excalibur. They take good turn hitting each other with pillows until Dan falls savorless on the bed.

"I give ... you win."Dan says holding his paw over his heading. Julie climbs on top of him and straddle his waist. She lays down on top of him and they start kissing. Julie rubs her knocker into his chest, as she grinds her slit down on top of his cock. As they kiss, she wiggles her hips side to side, rubbing his tool across her clit. She starts to moan into Dan's oral cavity. Dan moves his hands from her capitulum and neck, down her back, to her ass. He pulls her ass up, then pushes her down onto his tool. His shaft slides all the way in. There was no maidenhead.

"You ... said you were a virgin ... you don't ..."

"I don't have a maidenhead. My vibrator took precaution of that years ago. You are the first cock inside me though, at least the first one that doesn't vibrate,"Julie starts to run her pelvis making Dans cock slide in and out ... just a fiddling.

"Well, I only make it vibrate for special occasions."Dan starts to pump his articulatio coxae up to drive in a little deeper.

"It's my beginning clock time ! Ain't that extra ? And do you sleep together who else is special ? Beelzebub !"They both laugh. Julie sits up and couplet herself with her arms on Dan's chest. She starts to rock back and Forth on Dan's stopcock. Dan stares into her eyes. She smiles at him then closes her heart. She picks up the pace and starts to Irish pound her ass down on him. She is taking him all the way in and then coming off of him to his tip. Her ass is making a slapping audio with every down thrust. Dan reaches up and caper with her nipple. Pinching and pulling and this sends her over the edge. With one loud ...

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! ! !"Julie seminal fluid, all over Dan's cock."OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MMMMMmmmm ! Yes !"She stops moving for a few moments then, starts rocking again slowly.

"That's two first gear, and two coming. keep back going and you can get your start cream pie."Julie stops.

"My legs are infirm. That took away all of my energy. It felt great, but ..."

Dan wraps his leg around hers and rolls her over. He is still inside her. She smiles up at him and he starts fucking her hard. He isn't a fan of missionary but, for her first gear time ... He slips out and drives his tool across her clit. Julie groans. Then starts to moan as Dan continues to assault her button.

"Oh, Shit. I didn't mean value to do that."Dan slips his cock back in and continues pounding her knockout. Slurping noise from her kitty and slapping noise from their rose hip fill the room. Julie's moans drown out both. Dan slips out again but, this prison term his putz hits her asshole.

"Oh dogshit ... Sorry. Dan pokes her asshole a few times on purpose before putting it back inside of her.

"MMMMmmmm that was a little exciting. But, for now, my asshole is the only virgin jam I have left."Dan stops.

"use over. Get on all fours."Julie flips over and sticks her ass up in the air. Dan rubs his cock against her clitoris and her lips, then slides deep inside her.

"Oh, MY GAWD !"Julie in her practiced Janice from acquaintance vocalisation."That is so deep ! shag Me ! roll in the hay Me Hard ! Raymond Chandler Bing !"Dan continues to thrust trench inside her as he does his best Joey impression ...

"Whoa ! How you doin ?"Dan slaps her on her ass, grab her coxa and starts to jackhammer her pussycat. He sees waves rippling across her ass with each poking. He slaps her ass again.

"YES ! Spank Me Daddy ! Spank my ass. I'm so naughty ! penalize me with your turncock !"Dan makes a genial note as he smacks her ass again. He leans forward and reaches for her clit but there was a hand there already. He reaches for her swinging breast ; he finds one and pinches her nipple hard. He whispers in her ear loud enough to be herd over the moaning and slapping and slurping.

"okey Pumpkin. Are you ready for dada to cum inside you ? Are you set up for Daddy to fill you with his seed ?"He pinches and pulls intemperately. Julie loses it again ...

"YYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS ! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !"Her pussy grips his cock hard ... Her whole-body shakes."MMMMMMMMmmmmm OH Yes !"Her juices flow out over Dan's stopcock and drip mold down on the bed, forming a pool by Dan's articulatio genus. He drives in as deep as he can and starts shooting his cum.

"UUUUNNNNGGG ! UNG ... UNG ... UNG ..."He grunts with every spurt. Julie feels him cum inside her and starts to shake again ... She is having another coming ... She starts to thrust back on Dans dick. Her puss is milking every oz. of cum from his stopcock. They fall forward together. Dan lays there with his softening cock still inside her.

"That was amazing ... Is it like that every time ?"Julie asks, as Dan rolls off and lies on his back next to her. He is starting to pick up his breath. He kisses her.

"Only with me Pumpkin."Dan reply, Julie laughs ...

"Where did you get Cucurbita pepo from ?"

"Father Knows C. H. Best. That's the merely show I could conceive of with a stern father figure."

"At to the lowest degree you didn't call me Beaver !"They both laugh hard ... almost in rip."Gee Ward, don't you think you were a lilliputian intemperate on the Beaver final stage night ? I always got the feeling she was sleeping with Wally."Julie finally catches her breathing space. She starts to rub her ass where Dan had spanked her.

"Yeah, with Eddie Haskell hiding in the press. Or respectable yet standing next to the bed, Gee Mrs. Clever you sure do suck Wally's cock good. That's well Eddie."Dan gets behind Julie and starts to rub down her spinal column and berm, his cushy peter is rubbing on her ass as he leans forward.

"Do you have any sibling ? You're not like well-nigh women. You seem to know movie quotation and TV shows a lot. I bet you even know Monty Python."

"No siblings, but I was very close with my dad. He was in the Army, and we moved a lot. I was always the chubby new girl in every schooling. I just gave up trying to draw Quaker and learned to enjoy me. When my dad was dwelling, which wasn't that often, he would take me to the picture a lot, or look out film on TV when they came on."

"You and he were tightlipped then ?"Dan moves the massage down to her ft and calves.

"Yea, until ... he didn't come home."Dan stops massaging and gives her a hug."He's not dead. He just couldn't take sustenance with my mother anymore so ; he takes assigning out of the country."

"Whew ... I thought I put my foot in my mouth there."Dan continues the massage working further up her thighs.

"Oh, I think I would like to see you try that."Dan stops massaging and starts to snaffle his foot."Not now silly, get back to work."Dan goes back but higher. He massages her ass cheeks, letting his thumbs slide over her asshole and go down to her cum filled pussy.

"Turn Over."Julie flips over. Her tits sag down. Dan starts to massage her hand and arms."What do you do at body of work ?"Dan moves to her neck and thorax area. He avoids her pap but firmly massages her breasts.

"I'm an Analyst. I look over the cognitive process and see if there are any places we can amend. You know work more efficiently, cut costs, and share responsibleness. I like it because I can do it all alone in my office."Dan moves down to her knees and moves up her second joint. His cock is semi-erect."What do you do to pass on the day ?"

"Nothing as exciting as you."they both laugh."I work in Building Maintenance. I make sure the boiler works correctly and the electric is aligned right. You know, when your shit stops working, I'm the guy they call. fountainhead, me and St. Paul, and a few other guys."Dan starts to rub her abdomen down to her trimmed bush. He lets his fingerbreadth graze her clit as he reaches the bottom then rubs back up in a circle. Julie's nipples are hard, so is Dan's cock.

"Thanks for the massage. I think I'm ready for my future first tonight. I'm going to find you cum down my throat."Dan lies back down flat on the bed. Julie gets up. Dan a short at sea vigil Julie walk over to her dresser. She opens the top drawer and pulls out a declamatory fleshy cock.

Dan says in his sniveller voice,"Ohhhh, I thought you were going to suck, my rooster. What are you going to do with that ? Please don't put that in my butt !"

Julie answers in her whiner articulation,"Ohhh, that would be nice, but I'm going to put it in myyyy pussy. I want to cummm toooo !"Julie gets into a 69-position over the top of Dan and reaches back and slowly inserts her sarcoid vibrator into her wet cunt. She turns it on low and starts to move it in and out slowly. Dan takes over for her and finds a overnice rhythm. Julie starts stroking Dan's laborious cock at the same rhythm. She lets a gob of spit drool down on her manpower to lubricate as she strokes. Her boob rub against his cock as she starts to rock back and forth increasing the speed and intensiveness of the vibrator. Dan bumps the vibrator up to medium and picks up the pace as Julie lowers her mouth down over the tip of his cock. She moves her knife to the tender underside and concentrates her aid to it. Dan starts to rub her ass, working his paw down to her crumple asshole. He circles a finger around it as he picks up the yard, thrusting the overweight vibrating hammer all the way to its balls.

"MMMmmm That's it, Dan. Fuck me !"Dan rotates the vibrator, so it is balls up and inclination in to lick her button. Just as his tongue hits her clit, Julie takes all of Dan into her mouth. She moans on his pecker, then gags a minuscule as his tip hits her throat. She starts to bob up and down on his cock, and he starts to suck on her clitoris, as he slams the vibrator in and out of her wet cakehole. She can't help but continually moan on his cock, sending vibrations through his cock down to his nut. Dan purposely starts to hum while he is sucking on her clitoris. This was all Julie needed, she starts to climax. Juices flow around the vibrating cock and down on to Dan's aspect. Her hips shake and her wooden leg get light. She just sits right on Dan's chest, shaking ! Dan turns off the vibrator and slew it out, after a moment or two, Julie starts sucking again with a fervor. She grabs Dan's balls and massages, squeezing and pulling, while bobbing up and down. Dan watches her ass shakiness, moving back and Forth River with every bob, her prick is ripe for the picking. Dan wets a digit and starts to play. Julie moans yes on his turncock, as she takes him to her throat over and over. She is preparing her gag reflex to charter his hot load. Dan circles her tight butthole then presses. Julie groans as his finger enters past her compressed ring. This really excites Dan ; he knows this is naughty ... wrong on some level ... but he has this overwhelming itch to ...

"It's in the jam. Oh, the once greens custodian turned pro ..."Julie bites down hard."Oh, that's it pumpkin vine. I'm going to ..."Dan starts to shoot his load. Julie takes him to her pharynx and lets his cum spurt down her pharynx. Load after consignment ... she takes the finis two shots in her mouth and turns to exhibit him. She saw this in a porn motion picture once and thought it was hot, so she wants to try it. She opens her mouth to show Dan and the cum starts to slaver out of her mouth and all over Dan's tum. She quickly swallows then, shows him her hollow oral cavity. Julie collapses on the bed next to Dan and they snuggle up.

"One More starting time, one more orgasm. What a Nox !"Julie tries a Yakoff Smirnoff emphasis.

"Only a few more first base and you can ferment pro."Dan chuckles.

"What's left ?"Julie asks, as she rubs his chest.

"Well, there's Tit nookie and Anal, Deep pharynx, the Dirty Sánchez, Tea bagging, Dutch Oven, water Sports ..."Julie kisses him to shut him up but, he keeps on talking thru the kiss so, she grabs his balls and squeeze. He stops and kisses back. They kissed for what seemed like 60 minutes but was really care ten minutes. Then ...

"We can try to hold more off the tilt in the morning ..."Julie says, smiling at Dan lovingly. Dan gets up, catch the concealment from the storey, turns out the lightness, and climbs in next to Julie. He looks at her, smiles an evil smile, farts really cheap, pulls the natural covering over Julie's head and shout ...

"Dutch people Oven !"

How did you remember it was going to end ?



This was my attempt at humor ... with a little bit of sex thrown in. I find that there are a lot of people out there that quote blood from movies and TV. I hear you out there saying,"hey, I resemble that comment !"

I clearly used course from Caddy Shack, Casablanca, fast fourth dimension at Ridgemont highschool, Valley Girl, retaliation of the wonk, national Lampoon's vacation, Quantum Leap, clangour of the Titan, sept Guy, Rodney Dangerfield, The Three butt, Yakoff Smirnoff, blaze Saddles, route House, pelting Man, The Bodyguard, Sat Night Live, Friends, don Knows Best, and Leave it to Oregonian. If you didn't recognize one of the consultation, maybe try reading it again.

Any resemblance to tangible life is purely concurrent. If you have experienced anything I have written here, you should be writing them down. As always, if you enjoy my piece of writing, delight balloting positive. If you didn't ... well, use your conscious. I appreciate all comments ... I think. If you read my stories, you'll notice I haven't gotten one yet. Will you be the beginning ? I hope you enjoyed .