Taking Lucinda's lover

Set in a Country sign in the 19th Century.

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It was belated one afternoon when male parent called me into his study.

"James me boy,"he said ominously,"Have you any thoughts about marrying yet ?"

"No father"I admitted,"I have another year studying at oxford before I even think of dalliances."

"Its all very well being buggered senseless when your a pup,"he explained,"But for propriety."

"I've never been buggered in my life nor shall be,"I exclaimed. Sometimes I wondered how I could possibly be related to my Church Father so peculiar were his views.

"fountainhead wanking then, sure a circumstances you will go blind."he added.

"forefather there is no liaison betwixt testicles and orb save for the commonly used reflection"Balls"I explained but his wit, always supposing he possessed one, was too faint to comprehend.

"fountainhead your Mama has arranged for Lucida to stay for the weekend, you do think back Lucinda don't you ?"

he enquired.

How could I leave, Lucinda a venomous tomboy who regularly beat me up when we played as baby. A rotund porcine lump, who reportedy enjoyed lubricity with her female classmates to such excess that even the Cheltenham girs school was forced to expell her.

"Fat as a pig and generally less pleasant,"I agreed.

"So you do commemorate, well your female parent sees her as an admirable match for you."he said jovially.

"And do I have any say in this ?"I asked.

"As long as it is a yes,"he laughed.

Lucinda arrived not an hour later, even fatter than hitherto and in her trail a dessert slender affair,"misfire Pattimore, I call her Pat,"Lucinda laughed,"Come let us search the bed room."and she whisked Pat away.

Pat seemed somewhat devoid of ebullience. I wondered about her.

I left a comely interval and went upstairs myself. I knocked on their bedroom door and entered.

Lucinda was on the bed, half raw and to my utter astonishment Pat was attending to Lucinda, not with a hearth thicket handle as |I expected but with her unit fist and function of her forearm deep inside Lucinda's distended womb entry.

"May I join in ?"I asked as I bolted the room access as they should have done.

"Out !"Lucinda cried, though she was somewhat strangle in her options by Pat's hand deep inside her.

"I don't believe I've had the pleasure,"I observed and I lifted the kneeling Pat's skirt.

"Stop !"Pat cried but it was too tardy for her long skirts were up and her buttocks bared.

"Oh stop your objection woman, clearly you are just a commons cyprian now brace yourself,"I advised as I loosed and dropped my breeches.

respite was infrequent at Cambridge, every spare centime I had I invested and only some of it did I gift on playing salamander, leaving none what so ever for liquor or whoring.

Her buttocks were inviting and to be honest I intended to bugger her royally as she pleasured Lucinda but a gleam of moisture from her one-armed bandit distracted me, why not use the sweet sporting orifice rather than the soiled wastefulness exit of the anus.

So the die was cast and within half a moment Pat was royally skewered on my cock. She protested my incursion with a yelping but in all honesty I believed it just a token protest and not a serious objection.

Her modest lips parted readily enough, moistened and unforced I would deliver said, and anyway she was a woman of the street being paid by Lucinda so her every constituent should have been available for use.

I worked my hands to her boob and cupped them and tweaked her teats as I plowed her and as is the way all too soon my time was come, my bolt shooting and the moment over.

"I must say Lucinda your fancy woman provdes a most satisfactory fuck."I thought praise was appropriate at this juncture having dodged a few shillings whore's fees as I thought.

"I'm not a whore,"Pat bridled.

"No James, she is my friend, in fact I am her chaperone !"Lucinda laughed excitedly,"So what do you think of my James ?"she asked.

"I think he is an unacceptable oaf !"Pat declared.

"But how does he make out my darling ?"Lucinda enquired.

"How should I know, I have nothing with which to compare hims save a broom handle,"she answered.

"trade good Divine was I your 1st ?"I asked.

"Of course of study !"she replied.

"No ‘ Of course'about it, you were fucking Lucinda as I came in, you looked every inch a whore so how the devil am I supposed to know,"I fumed,"Am I supposed to ask every chick ‘ Are you pure'before I pleasure them ?"

"No but a bye your farewell would be a strait starting point,"Lucinda opined.

"If feller had to ask a bye your give every metre he fancied a punch the whole of humans would die out in a rash of virginity,"I opined.

"Oh lord there is slime running out of me,"Pat declared.

"Of course there is you idiot I just fucked you !"I snapped.

"I say,"a ill-humoured voice enquired,"Who has been fucking whom ?"

"Tis I father, fucking Lucinda's whore."I announced.

"You bloody fool she is not a cocotte but Arbuthnot Pattimore's girl, heir to his chance,"he declared.

"Awfully sorry,"I exclaimed,"I'll ask properly future time.

"What next time ?"Miss Pattimore snarled, which I admit annoyed me, as she was wiping Lucinda's succus from her fist while dabbing her modest lip with the other hand at one and the same time.

"Am I that repulsive ?"I asked.

"Yes,"she said rather impulsively,"I shall birth you tried for this."

If she had not been sitting on the edge of the bed dabbing herself as she spoke, her sex clearly on vista and quite enchant, her actor's line may have had their desire effect.

As it was with breeches cast aside and member once again rearing I merely asked,"May I ?"as I lunged at her brushing her hands away and unerringly spearing her sex once more.

"Is he always this passionate ?"Miss Pattimore asked.

"Not with me,"Lucinda admitted,"I thought he got his sculptural relief from early gentlemen shooting their burden up his backside."

"I'm not a sodomist,"I insisted,"But I can not conceive girl Pattimore has not been reamed with the utmost geometrical regularity,"I ventured.

"With a brush handle yes but not a man's affair,"Lucinda insisted and added,"You do appear most queer intertwined like that."

Miss Pattimore groaned,"Oh Lucy I am on fire,"she said,"Please forgive me,"and she kissed me passionately on the neck.

"Oh god its disgusting you two playing at fan when you only met an time of day ago,"Lucinda protested as she rose to leave,"If you want me I'll be in the garden."

Her going opened the door and suddenly we were surrounded by voyeurs."Unhand her you brute,"someone cried and something hit the back of my caput forcing me deeper into young lady Pattimore which in turn made her cry out in pleasure.

"He forced me mammy !"she exclaimed.

"So why are you smiling and gasping in X ?"an elderly gentleman's gentleman enquired,"And you boy, you had better make her an offer and damn quick if you want to survive the end of today."

"Father !"girl Pattimore insisted,"I don't even know him."

"Well he certainly knows you in a biblical common sense !"my father interjected misjudging the mood of the meet multitude as per usual and so he alone ended laughing at his lame joke.

I own I was enjoying our trifling to some overindulgence, my stopcock sliding so smoothly in her well lube hole, the tip of my peter just nudging the neck of her uterus at each push exciting me to the level best until my mind exploded and my seminal fluid burst Forth River once more in a torrent to glut her parts.

"tinker's damn you all,"Miss Pattison exclaimed,"You know I want to be a missional, how can I be one if I'm with child ?"

I looked round as I wiped my cock."Did you plan this ?"I demanded.

My Father of the Church grinned like the cretin he was.

"You planned this ?"Mr Pattison interjected,"By heaven sir I'll have you lightlessness balled from every clubhouse in Barnsley for this !"and he grabbed father by the throat.

"diaphragm them !"Lucinda cried.

"Ha,"I snorted,"Let them fight,"and I took fille Pattison's manus and knelt before her,"will you have me ?"

"I just did,"she giggled,"Oh I suppose so, if only to keep Mama happy, my name is Camilla by the way."

"James II,"I said,"Pleased to see you."

So we were wed, a big ceremony in the church near where she lived, her beginner found us a very nice house near the university and at the receipt in the parish hall my mother gave me the best present on all.

"James,"she said,"See that fine upstanding feller in the dour suit with the fair sex in the preposterous hat ?"

I looked, he looked familliar, she continued,"He's your real Padre, he used to be our estate of the realm boss, very apt, very tender, nothing like the moron I married."

I stared, suddenly it all made a lot of horse sense."And my brothers ?"I asked.

She smiled,"Forbes the hostler and Jameson the under Butler if I remember correctly, there have been so many you understand, and your father prefers gentlemen anyway so it courting us both very well, it why I was so pleased to see you enjoying yourself with darling Camilla."

A neat weight unit fell from my shoulders, that fear that I should sire stupid boy the like of miniature reading of father destined to go bad at every challenge in lifespan and turn out thorough dashing hopes was lifted in a moment, and the terminal obstacle to patronize and joyous copulation with Camilla was dispelled.

Sadly Lucinda was left outcast. She had lost her hard worker but I fancied it would not be long before she found another lady friend but a very long time before she found a man with a desire for a great fat, rotund, swinish lump. That said there is no explanation for the desires of those poor souls suffering from sexual perversion so perhaps in the voluminousness of time even she may ascertain a mate .