Andy and The L45-20

The postman came late that morning. Ellie had thought her piece of land wasn't coming so it was a pleasant surprisal when the postman knocked on her door.

"Er need a signature love,"he said blushing as she answered the door in her medical dressing gown.

She glared, she didn't like men. Big sweaty brutes with dizzy piffling dicks which went limp and dribbled nerve long before she was satisfied.

She signed, took the package and firmly bolted the room access behind her as she took it inside.

She unwrapped it. It was an L45 - 20. A lovely red L45 - 20, in a lovely svelte wood box with a black velvet inset. She stared. She couldn't believe it, such beautiful object yet so ridiculously chintzy. She held it in her mitt, symmetric like an old fashioned airship, soft yet firm, the goal rounded with polished aluminum hood. One end twisted and could be removed to allow for the electric battery to be fitted and pressed in and out to turn the power on or off.

She imagined how it would feel as it slid inside her, the cold aluminum and the warm textile pushing inside her. The thought was pleasant-tasting, she grew damp and her nipples tingled at the thought.

She sat on the sofa and held it. She unscrewed the end and fitted the barrage fire, turned it on and refitted the end. She was alone. She had minute before commiseration her roomy returned.

A bottleful of lubricator and the remote control nestled in compartments in the box. She put a assault and battery in the remote control and tested the L45-20. It swelled then shrank as she pushed the buttons. She sat back, pushed her panties aside and started to play.

The dressed atomic number 13 end felt every bit as cold as she imagined as and eased the monster between her snatch lips. She only wanted to see what the end felt like against her but it felt really nice and grueling, something to push against not a hitch dick.

Further and further in until the end had almost disappeared. She enjoyed it for a second then pressed the button. It got bigger, her optic widened, it hurt, she went to back it off, nothing, so she tried the other button. It got bigger."Oh my god !"she squealed.

It wasn't the starting time time she had an expanding dildo inside her, but the others were pump up with a valve you could release, this was something else.

She panicked, purple mist descended."Oh no !"she gasped as the low gear waves of an unwanted climax swept over her. She clawed at her nipples and clit seeking Swift release and abruptly it was on her. Overwhelming her skunk. The best ever if she had sought it but all she wanted was to get the faulty giant to shrink so she could take it out.

She nevr had this trouble with tool, she thought ruefully, or a lady friend's tiny fist.

She decided to make a coffee, she stood up, the weight of the L45-20 threatened to tear her apart if she moved swiftly, even walking was like the biggest most pay heed guy she ever fucked shafting her. Juices were running down her leg and as she reached the kitchen she gave in to the need to cum once again. She wanted a coffee not waves of ecstasy crashing over her and she really really wanted this red cent L45-20 back in its box and returned as faulty.

This clip she crawled slowly as she moved back to the lounge. It was like being fisted as she crawled, fisted by the vainglorious butchest les domme she knew as she crawled but somehow she held the climax at bay.

There were instructions in the box. A cellular telephone number. She rang it. A guy answered.

"Hi, this is Andy's sound, leave a message and, Hello ?"Andy grabbed the phone as the surpass message ended.

"Hi, I have a faulty L45-20,"Ellie explained.

"okey dokey, do you need a refund or a transposition unit ?"he asked innocently.

"It's stuck inside me you dork !"she replied,"I need assist !"

"Maybe prognosticate 911 ?"he suggested.

"You seriously have to be kidding,"she snapped.

"Maybe come to our position tomorrow morning ?"He suggested.

Ellie became really cross."You send individual here right away, do you hear me, or I'll sue the ass of your pathetic piddling turnout you jerk."

"OK, OK, ,"he replied,"We don't usually offer a fixing service but I'll see if we have anyone usable, do you have an address ?"

"Of path I do you moron, you don't think I live on a park work bench do you ?"she snapped,"Ah it apartment 3 ...."

Andy was round there in the hour. He knew from the decree she lived nearby, that's why he sent the faulty unit. Girls were always so thankful when he fixed their little job. He had dicked loads of girls who would never take in given him a second glance. lady friend he would never have got by foremost base with normally let his finger inside their kitty and of grade he had to find out there was no perm damage and how easily to tick off than with his dick.

Ellie answered the door.

"Hi, I'm Andy, we spoke on the phone, no one else usable so I came myself,"he introduced himself,"Where is it ?"

Ellie patted her belly,"In me you dork,"she snapped. She had been sweating, her hair was mute,"It won't shrink, it keeps giving me orgasms."

"We aim to please,"Andy chuckled.

"Very funny,"she replied.

"Ok lie down, spread out your legs,"Andy suggested.

"That's one underworld of a Old World chat up ancestry seeing as we just met,"Ellie replied, but she did as he said.

He was a weedy niggling flake, Ellie decided, probably gay, she felt quite condom, strangely.

B grade pussy, thought Andy, sweaty, no composition but quite fit, definitely dickable.

The L45-20 had disappeared completely."We need to dilate so I can get at the end cap,"Andy explained,"You did put it in the right way round didn't you ?"

Ellie nodded. Andy took off his jacket and went to forge. Ellie was shocked when Andy pressed his look into her crotch but when he explained that going down on her was the quick way to get her dilated she sort of saw the good sense in it.

She saw pink downlike elephants, Swiss people mountains, the starts, all the regular stuff she saw when she was cumming and then quite suddenly she knew Andy had a hold of the L45-20 and was unscrewing the end cap.

"Its the reverse reed switch,"he announced and the L45-20 suddenly shrank.

He pulled it out with a flourish,"I can't feel any legal injury,"he explained as he explored her twat with his fingers."Can't quite reach, knack on."He balled his mitt into a fist and forced it into Ellie's already widely stretched cunt.

"Oh my god !"Ellie cried as Andy started fish humping her with one handwriting and undoing his pants with the other.

"One more test,"Andy explained and he slipped his clenched fist out of her and shoved his shaft inside her instead,"Can you still squeeze me ?"he asked.

"Oh god you're raping me !"Ellie squealed.

"Not exactly,"Andy sorting of belie her as he poked her huge cavern, It was like fucking a bucket until Ellie tried squeezing and then he was in heaven, for about thirteen instant at which point he blew his load.

"Oh my god !"Ellie protested,"You filthy bastard you slimed me."The warm wet spunk oozed slimily towards Ellie's uterus. It felt great. Dildos and fisting were great but a guy's load up inside was where its at. What screw was all about. It's all a bit pointless without it.

Andy idly wiped his dick on Ellie's step-in,"You want a new social unit or a refund"he asked.

"Both if you don't want to be reported for assault,"she replied.

It seemed fair, $ 60 for the 3rd or fourth scoop screwing ever. He fetched a new one from his car and made trusted it expanded and contracted, Ellie said she would test it on herself later, despite Andy insisting they should do it now just in case.

"Can I see you again ?"He asked as he was about to leave.

"I sincerely hope not,"Ellie replied.

So end of story, except a ) Ellie worked for country of origin Security, and b ) He had just got her pregnant .