Utter Stick ( Caw 25 Entry )
MonsterThe air was arid as I walked across the dry desert area miles from my home. I was on a seeking to halt the
bitch who was the inviolable curse of my animation. The dry steer blew out of the south, a hot tongue of dryness that tried to go down on any wet from any thing it touched. I had mil to go just to reach the margin of her forest, then I had to clamber even more miles through the thick maze of under brush. It was going to be yobo going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.
Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and innovative mage extraordinaire. Well, I was till a few years ago. It all started when I met the confessedly bane of my life. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... womanhood mage though, damn good looking and a sweet clip in bed, was as alive as a cold, dead, Fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd throw sworn were 2 different women. So anyway, a week ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a game on the tube. I, like every other guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the floor, when in the front line door walked this visual sense. Slender pelvic arch, deep blue eyes, the kind you do n't mind getting lost in, legs that started at her feet and seemed to go on forever.
Her hair was like a fine silk that shimmers in the sun, and her blood red lips had every man in the shoes
hurting for even a taste. About now I was thinking why was a good looking woman like this, downtown in some seedy bar ? Then the full-grown shock of all when she stopped in front of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this keister taken ? '' hellhole who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the golden bastard in the place.
'' Sure, '' I said, `` here let me sprinkle it for you, '' pulling out a hardly employ handkerchief, I cleaned the stool for her.
`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her pocketbook, I immediately recognized it as a
magical spell charm. `` There, I think that ought to give us enough time to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an 60 minutes. `` I am sorry I had to repair to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly difficult to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an savoir-faire, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freeze spell charm, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of skills that are required for an uh ... hum ... rescue delegation, '' she said demurely looking out through her yearn painted lashes.
'' missionary work ? I 've heard no Holy Writ of saving missionary work from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.
`` That 's because the council are the single who are holding my sister captive, you remember that ice romp last month ? She was taken prisoner by some low point mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to break her gurgle since I was the mage to beguile her, it had been my finish shell. I had finally grown tired of the danger and life threatening Book of Job I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't project her for just another pretty fount getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the opinion between my shoulder blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a self-colored case against her, not much I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, stiff as my magic is, I 've heard that you are one of the strongest around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful flavor. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.
I looked at her genuine close. She was skilful, but I already knew that her sister was shamed. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me remember on it, '' I told her, `` let you jazz tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, meet me here and we can discourse, everything and a wages, '' she said running her hand up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm sure I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' Damn, I always was a sucker for a tight ass like hers, plus the mesmerizing careen of her hips as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little worried about what would happen when the good luck charm wore off. A mo later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.
Getting up, I headed to the back to urinate a call. Knowing that the charwoman would have me watched, this would be the lonesome material chance I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The second I hit the street I felt the cold, beat eyes of the viewer she had tailing me. thought process I had her pegged decent, I knew her eccentric, all smiles til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and dreadful destruction they could. Yeah, there was n't too a good deal in this worldly concern as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my sentience were tingling with danger, more than I cared to let in. Rounding a corner I felt a second set of eye on me. My bozo, commodity, they 'd get down the message.
Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be dependable from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get prosperous after all, then an after thought, I started working my enchantments anyway. utmost prison term I took a situation for granted, a shucks round almost crushed my head, that was a hundred age ago. Recently the work had started to bore the doodly-squat out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a sure enough way to get killed or locked away in some beastly prison house. Moving past the window, I could still sense eyes in the street following my shadows every move. Looking at the time I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the dream would pull up stakes me alone. Setting every ward and warning signal I could recall of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.
Several hr later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable wow that I knew was coming. certainly enough, a minute later there came an ear-splitting scream of terror rising from the derriere story. Waving a hired man at my mirror, I saw the idiot who was trapped in my ward trap. Shaking my brain, it always surprised me when people overlooked wards. to the highest degree, now a days were n't that firm. affair is though, I used a lot aged trick than nigh of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't eff about the aged magic. I smiled as I watched the fool beginning to stifle, then choking coil. Sighing I released him, would n't do to cause the human copper poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.
Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to escape. Turning off the wards, the ... thing began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're next, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can turn tail her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next affair I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell zero. I had started to reach in to grab my phone, when i felt another dyad of dark eyes upon me. Damn, figured a cleaning lady like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't ripe for them in the long run. Turning, I went back up to plume for tonight, not sure what she was expecting of me but my sensation were telling me to pay nigher attention than ever before.
I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an unnatural ravisher and good luck charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the strait of my invertebrate foot falls gruelling in my ears. Awful quietly for this time of the evening. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the bartender From the aspect of them they were well into their loving cup. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stench of alcoholic beverage, now I was glad I had prepared.
A few moments later she seemed to swim in the threshold, I tried not to stare at the light hem line she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.
sitting in a booth, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another charm out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the next 29 minutes she described, in item, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my blazon as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half minute trip out of the metropolis, stopping before a large two tale building, actually a mansion. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by more of the ... still could n't identify them, ideate a tumid puppet with small-scale trumpet, a small ridge of spine down the backrest, unawares fangs, and Sir Thomas More hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolves that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a small U. S. Army of these affair. Huh, the lady had been busy.
`` Now that we 've got the programme down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her hand and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be sodding. Her tight ass, the untouched breasts, her trimmed pubic hairsbreadth, hell her cunt was drooling and the olfactory property coming from her was starting to act upon on me. Snapping my finger, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, distort look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the stage, I did n't care, nor was I noticing the word of advice polarity. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should start before she changed her mind. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to take her. Rising up, I drove full length, balls deep. Her screech of pleasure causing me to mosh harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her pegleg around me. I felt her body convulsing her muscles squeezing my member, trying to absorb my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a prominent load trench within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to rate a dozen ward before I passed out.
I jerked awake an hour later as several of her U. S. Army were trying to smash through my wards. Two were already dead with a few more than about to join them. I reached over to wake her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a moment for my clothes to come. I should get headed to the council that moment, then this would have been over within 2 hours, did I ? the pits no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the 10th time in a C years.
I was going to handle this my ego. I should have noticed the stiffening in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the signal. I found her outside the prison. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to take a footmark, I found my leg and foundation were rooted to the spot. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor piece I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized to the highest degree of my spine.
I moved deeper into the woods, if she caught me, I was dead for sure. It 'd take solar day for the trance to
completely invert. Concealing my ego, I did something dangerous, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and rant when she found her sis 's cell empty. undecomposed, the boys had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the Night and hope she did n't deliver the knowledge to drain all my powers. I could hear her as she tried to demolish the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her curse me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for nada, you pitiful son of a bitch ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping pergola ! '' I could hear her moving through the wood, setting everything on flame. damn, this seemed familiar.
An 60 minutes later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, come for me if you dare ! I have a strong connection to all your tycoon, come fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a present moment later.
I felt the counter spell starting to act upon. At to the lowest degree my spinal column was n't solid now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the tie I could n't promise them. But the bitch had been faulty about one thing. She had n't gotten all my top executive, most yes. Sex had a leaning to open one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. sure she was a great lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a familiar tone to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingers, of course ! A mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my abilities not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex. Told you I was a fool for a blotto ass and hers was always the tightest !
Looking at the prison, I wished I could assist them but I had more pressing trouble. I had to keep open moving to
get the creeping arbor to turn back faster. My spells were only at 50 %, so it was going to contract foresighted to reverse it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the long walk back to my piazza. 2 hours later, I was at the bound of the city. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the masses running in panic, then the council would intercede, not good. They 'd avail me certainly but they 'd probably make the turn lift an inch a year, just as penalisation. various hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the desolate area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my powers slip back. job was, it was still a nipper tycoon, but at least now I had enough to keep on myself alive.
The sun was already starting to set, when the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree line that was the edge of the belongings came within sight. I was now starting to palpate more and more of my skin returning, but from my waist down, I was still tree roots. At least I was starting to feel to a greater extent human like than tree like. Finally, reaching the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree melody, I waved my verge and could faintly see a path through. Looking down, I saw that the weirdie had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first of my John Major tycoon. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her grasp. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that strong did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll fall your balls on the wall as my first and best trophy ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or pull a fast one on me to make love you. please ! Funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could experience her anger rise, unspoiled !
I had just reached the edge of the woodland when there was a huge grumbling behind me, using my powerfulness ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her wow as she burst through the front threshold, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a numb man ! Then I 'm going after the low level ass that captured my baby ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. effectual, though I knew it would n't sustain her long, it might be enough for me to get a few more power back. I watched as the creep had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to have my shaft out in the open air, there was still a gelidity and it was damn moth-eaten to me there. A second, then third of my Major ability had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupid kick, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to take your Sister ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll vote down you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to set up what shields I had, her affair swept out of the mansion threatening to forget me. I started to put down them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the Barbara Ward I had left in her room.
Pulling, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eye grew wide as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to draw out harder, feeling more strength restoration. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my fortune to decree all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, war-ridden exculpation for living beast. I WILL rule or destruct all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should wipe out her and I knew I was probably going to take hold of nether region, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a hell of a lot to a greater extent than I had before. Screaming blinking slaying the unanimous time she 'd take in her revenge, then finally blessed quiet, darn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the underworld up, i was far more powerful than her and still she insisted I was nothing.
My Montgomery Ward finally cleared the last of her army. I had at to the lowest degree another hour before the creeping arbor was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the devastation our battle had wrought, there were hardly any living thing left. About that time my last partner appeared, `` Irish bull Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a red cent expiry indirect request do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't well-chosen. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few arcminute later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know expert than to expose th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protection, your constabulary power. close the ass UP ! I 've taken your tinker's dam for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the unit council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't impart me any shite. You 'll bear my study and my female parent fucking badge in the break of day. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go redress ahead. I guarantee I will consider out at least half the council before it is done. ``
I flashed out to my apartment, throwing ternary wards around it. The senior looked at the others, then shook his forefront as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next first light I still felt a diminutive bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the federal agency. The back of an old factory opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 Thomas Nelson Page, not like the Ice Caper, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the commander 's desk, I handed him the report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this forenoon ), finally my mage constabulary papers and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can sop up my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' gladiola you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to severalise them off, '' he smiled wider.
Shaking my head I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` Hell, all you can kiss my ass, crap ! ``
Leaving, I started to get that queer feeling again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
skittle alley. The elder appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive amount of wards.
Smiling, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a long time, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the inviolable enforcer, police agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't jazz, I guess you were a yes man. You followed orders within the law but never beyond, it took this case to break you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to osculate my ass ? '' I replied a wry grin on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get tired of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the elder said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new jobs for you, a control side. '' he said.
'' O.K., '' I said a panoptic smile on my human face, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a short, the elder blushed, `` Oh, a minor detail, my daughter, she 's Cy Young, only 200 but she wants to induce a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to impregnate her at least twice a day. '' It was my turning to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy place tinker's damn ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! earn skin, long tomentum, long legs, and what a pie-eyed ass ! Maybe things were starting to look up for once, at least after the cobbler's last 2 hundred. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a tight ass .