Ancient Rome, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at mate ?"Mark Mark Antony shouted above the clamor of a busybodied Rome morning.

"Off down the Colloseum Tone,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Margaret Mead and a new batch of angle slaves."

"strait unspoiled, I'll tell Julie,"Deutsche Mark Anthony replied.

"birdsong me Julie again and your head will join those of the Huns on the spikes above the city gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right hold back your crown on,"bell ringer Mark Antony replied,"Do you reckon they got any Virgin Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a boat with a bunch of randy Oarsmen, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More like Oars, anyway the came from what the angle call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"rightfield,"scar Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a steady bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, capital compexion, big in the sack but she bathes in domestic ass milk and fetor like a blinking donkey,"Mark Susan Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his fellow Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing match ?"he called.

High above the floor of the Sistine chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a enceinte night on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"donjon the dissonance down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use top not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to take a hebdomad, two coats of briliant white they said."

"first mate, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old rope like."

"All right for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa beacon light ?"

"Every fucking dead body heard about Pisa beacon light, started keeling over so they put a tress in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"Fuck you too."

The Colloseum was busy, every puss and his better half was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and Gallia was so blanch they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arabian had to be kept under top or they blacked up, well-nigh was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the decimal point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Lesvos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"snatch,"the bloke answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say XX one, blonde, big melon vine,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the cuss queried.

"50, L five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"wellspring you can have her,"he pointed to a beautiful angle angel,"From Wessex, beautiful female child, fucks like an angel,"he taunted,"For one 60 minutes for fifty."

"I want's a house hard worker,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking fifty, you wan na get rattling checkmate,"the bloke replied,"You can have her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"Make up yer mind, cocotte or scrubber, cleaner."the bloke sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a fucking wife, don't go there mate they're trouble,"the bloke advised before he saw some former mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen raw cuss tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like domestic ass,"she said.

"flavour like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half 60 minutes, come and see the display,"she offered.

"For piece of ass sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Greek !"

"No ?"says the cleaning lady as she grabs the nearest striver's cock and starts wanking it,"You sure enough ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a hard on ?"she asked,"You want me to jack off your little turncock instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a tent rod was pushing it out,"shtup !"he said out loud.

The adult female suddenly left her slave and stuck her hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean pants but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"quintuplet Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the roots for free."

Nozzer liked it grating,"Rip it out by the roots,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a shot,"Fuck off pervert !"she said abruptly.

"Me a screwing perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks hard worker in populace ten fourth dimension a day !"

"XX on a good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his head and went daily round to see the animals. Andreas the Leo the Lion Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"ass Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his social lion foot,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was stunned but not stuid enough to get in a social lion cage to look at an infected invertebrate foot at Lion's dejeuner time, which was basically any time a Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"Looks bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"poor people sodomist's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician span liberally coated with tomato plant sauce cowering naked at the binding of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great help,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Friday ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a dead cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to learn out the Chariots for Sabbatum wash. His mate Benner was working on his two horse chariot carefully adjusting the tracking by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a immense mallet.

"Fucks sake Benner you'll flop it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking tending if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too much piece of ass information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked dark working out the future from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the roof for a few transactions a twosome of times a month and ambition up some incumbrance of bolloks to say the pussy down the US Senate. Writing it up was the sorry, three roll all the Lapp for different department. Anyroad it beat Panthera leo Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the Temple of Vesta to bear a bit of banter with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a kerfuffle. Some bird was getting chucked out of a a English doorway. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to pose his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"Fuck off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Michel de Notredame ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody beef have chucked me out, me dad will receive a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a picture ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a cunning jacking off and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the temple, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"fountainhead forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can catch some Z's on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be choosers,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belonging,"jumper lead on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk up with a slave and got tod to fuck off by exempt fair sex but suddenly here was a bird what was up for it. He should have sensed a trap but his brain was definitely switched off and his bollocks firmly in control.

"Failed monthly inspection, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for house slave to keep the house clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"phone like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"Right, so where do I find a married woman ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just stupid ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, look I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of class I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"feel"he said.

"Oh, lets get round your place and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the musical theme. Analise offered up a silent prayer, Nozzer wasn't the best catch but his bed measure sleeping on the cobble of the Autostrada.

In just a few minutes they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you wish what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his cock spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the social movement of his toga boost propelled by his knob end, she had severe uncertainty that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the edge of the table, spread her legs, closed her eyes and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her pussy began to feel moist. She kept her heart tightly closed so she didn't have to attend at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing infliction wracked her judgment as Nozzer brutally shoved his nitty-gritty into her soft yielding pussy,"Awww, that fucking injury !"she railed.

"Tis done now my love,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your fucking dreams married person you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the pain in the ass was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to finger quite nice, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her centre, to be honest Nozzer didn't flavour quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that making love juice shot up inside her,"What the fuck's going on."she asked.

"Just shot me load darling,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"Till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on round two."

"In your dreams,"she replied,"Anyway we have to tell Daddy we're engaged."

Too recent Nozzer sensed the lying in wait,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking savage,"she wailed putting on a decent display of Nile River Crocodile tears,"Professing that you have it away me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling dada I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"fountainhead rustle up a half decent dowry and I'll fucking marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"Dick brain, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too skint to pay a in good order dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's offering,"Nozzer offered,"On the former deal lets not, I got another stiffy. On your back wench, it's your prosperous day ! ”