It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with mare my serving maid.

Maria

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The last rotter of supper lay silent on my disk. The survive settlings of porthole had long since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to crystallize the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a question,"she giggled.

"And a severe one daughter,"I insisted,"I fear I need a flirtation, but I desire a chaste wench, not a jade so are you chaste ?"

"You have a flirt, your heart will burst you old patsy,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty year old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been variety to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all opinion of poking me for my mam reckons you be me bring forth and that's a fact."

"tinker's dam you !"I cursed,"girl or no you can still suckle my extremity and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her look, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the rock surd bedsheets bore unspoken testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter rest, I sought the maid out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very bad-mannered yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only divinity honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain in the ass of firing ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'other than have your slimy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My script are not ugly,"I insisted,"They are soft from old age of idleness while yours are gruelling and calloused from hard toil."

"And yourn centre is hard from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a intemperate hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the notion that I am concentrated hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not cognise your place do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of relief not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled baronial adult female ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not budge until after the noontide Vanessa Stephen rang across the hayfield from the church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your forgiveness,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle tattle,"I suggested,"spinal column to bring and opine on what I said."

I was deeply offend and yet majestic. If she were my daughter she had a tone I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a gripe or a knee in the groin would be the result, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shooting company. I had luncheon set out in the b and at dejeuner sentence we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village gunstock brought and erected in the barn for intellect I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the amah who was busy serving food and drink to the assembled throng,"semen here please."

I had a couple of hope chaps on hired hand."What's up maestro ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the broth for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a gracious respite,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a XII to get her to relegate and she still struggled even when her head and branch was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whisk by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her doll to publicize her backside.

"No have it away your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to come up to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man seafarer present to try out you."

"Rather that than give birth your slimy hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a nautical mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"semen on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First prison term for everything,"I pointed out,"Come on lad, don't let the face down."

Maria's chick had fallen across her buns once more so I lofted it again to break her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor Lad, no Oklahoman was his member out of his breech and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the fuss be about ?"Maria queried,"red cent me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it adult female,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his fellow member menacingly,"I've a portion of good side oak for thee that thee'l not bury for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs demon up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been more gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to bruise me,"Fuck me surd !"

There was a splintering crash and the pedigree post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The unhurt thing slewed around a quarter crook. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to defeat I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was fiddling the worse for wear and after I had a dry quart of ale brought to review her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"rightfulness who's next ?"She asked as she found a prissy while of brisk straw and laid there capable legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her fastened shirt."Big stopcock two centime little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"working capital idea my dearly,"I said,"How a good deal for me ?"

"Thousand wop,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will receive to reconsider,"I admitted.

My brain raced, the church service was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting company was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waistline and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seeded player within her, some used the chocolate-brown fix turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screeching of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the girls mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in France until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a perplex look,"power have been minister of religion Greyson,"she said thinking knockout,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register ingress this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit supererogatory in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the enigma of how to find a chaste maidservant to process me, and now through sheer foolishness I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The sleeping room doorway opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to fuck off you off into a bedroom pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own shucks concern,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right suffering when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"Look does you want a jerking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her dust coat over her brain to expose her lithe Whitney Moore Young Jr. body shining flatware in the delicate moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bed clothing anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mr stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you get it on of putz ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a evenhandedly few this after, and the old Samuel Butler he been giving me moral inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and bask it, to the lowest degree wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that feels good,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

affair were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my rooster but she swung around over me and with her knees each face of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See a great deal nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too good to my import to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a dear spurt there superior,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an intemperate not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me grannie fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some rest Maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my God Almighty, If thee want's to bang just dig I in the ribs or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”