It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with Maria my serving maid.

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The close crumbs of supper lay silent on my platter. The last dregs of port had long since passed my lips.

The serving wench waited to take in the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maidservant,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a interrogative,"she giggled.

"And a life-threatening one girlfriend,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste wench, not a hussy so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dalliance, your marrow will burst you old fool,"she scolded me,"You must be lx years old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the humankind ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master key,"she said,"But you forget all notions of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"darn you !"I cursed,"girl or no you can still suckle my member and take aim me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the tilt hard bedsheets bore mute will to my frustration.

I decided not to let the topic respite, I sought the amah out,"maria,"I addressed her,"You were very rude yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road circle it were only Supreme Being honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on painful sensation of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the fella in the Village one after t'former than have your slimy helping hand all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are balmy from years of idleness while yours are hard and calloused from difficult toil."

"And yourn heart is tough from years of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the whimsey that I am knockout hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your piazza do you girl ?"

"I'm your girl so as I should be living a life of ease not working like a bloody striver,"she complained.

"Laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's rightfulness, I should not stir until after the noon bell rang across the hayfield from the Church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough tittle telling,"I suggested,"dorsum to ferment and think on what I said."

I was deeply wounded and yet proud. If she were my daughter she had a intent I could be proud of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could possess forced her, but I feared a squawk or a knee in the groin would be the solution, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shot company. I had lunch set out in the barn and at luncheon metre we all repaired there, my shooting party friends and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village ancestry brought and erected in the b for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was occupy serving intellectual nourishment and drink to the assembled throng,"come here please."

I had a couple of trusted fellow on hand."What's up master copy ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the descent for a gracious rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the descent for a skillful quietus,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a twelve to get her to state and she still struggled even when her head teacher and subdivision was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her bird to denude her backside.

"No fuck your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to number to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jackstones present to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Calophyllum longifolium laughed.

Tommy was a OK lad, tall, mesomorphic, shy, she knew he would run a Admiralty mile rather than stir her with one and all looking on.

"seed on then Saint Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"get-go meter for everything,"I pointed out,"come on lad, don't let the side down."

mare's wench had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor people Lad, no Sooner was his member out of his knee pants and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the pettifoggery be about ?"mare queried,"shit me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it cleaning woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his extremity menacingly,"I've a fortune of good English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her school principal,"I would have been Sir Thomas More gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"roll in the hay me harder !"

There was a break away clash and the Malcolm stock post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole thing slewed around a one-fourth turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his extremity from him, and mare had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to shoot down I or summat ?"

I released her from the line of descent, she was little the worse for wear and after I had a quart of ale brought to brush up her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right hand who's next ?"She asked as she found a decent spell of sweet straw and laid there undefended legged with all her womanly appealingness displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her buttoned shirt."Big cocks two cent footling uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an fancy woman might as well get paid for it."

"capital letter idea my near,"I said,"How a great deal for me ?"

"Thousand guinea fowl,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The recommencement of the shooting political party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his source within her, some used the Brown hole turning her on her movement for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the screech of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own girl like that !"the little girl mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church building register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Anatole France until six month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a nonplus looking at,"Might have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking hard,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh terrific, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register submission this one-half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no hurt done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit supererogatory in her air hole if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find a chaste maid to serve me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the luck to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The bedroom door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a sleeping accommodation pot to save soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right miserable when you be frustered,"Maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your faulting though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"face does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her head to disclose her lithe young body shining silver in the subdued moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of shaft ?"I asked.

"Well I fucked a honest few this after, and the old butler he been giving me lessons inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extract my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go screen,"she ordered.

"Oh my Jehovah that tactile property adept,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the sleeping accommodation pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too come on to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good spurt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an knockout not like yourn."

"Oh my heart bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying passe-partout ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me nanna fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the rib or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”