Bob ( The Builder )


First-Time, Humiliation, Masturbation
`` What story ? '' I asked as I looked down from the scaffolding high above Magdelene Street while
answering my cell phone.

'' The lounge floor, '' a woman with a plummy speech pattern insisted, `` It 's staining the ceiling downstairs it really is not near enough ! ``

'' And where is this ? '' I asked, she told me, it did n't register.

'' London ! '' she said.

'' That was weeks ago ! '' I explained.

'' well it 's not unspoilt enough, either you rectify it at no cost or I shall sue. ``

'' OK, text me the address, '' I agreed, `` I 'll see what I can do. ``

'' I want rather Sir Thomas More than a vague hope, '' she said, `` You finish at five, I shall expect you at seven this eventide, that should hand you prison term for shower and a Malva sylvestris burger. ``

'' That 's rush along hour ! '' I protested.

'' Leaving Jack London darling, not coming in, seven o'clock or I sue. ``

I did n't deliver much choice really, so I thew my putz in the old transportation system at knocking off time and headed round mums for a bite to eat and a cascade before hitting the M40 eastern United States bound.

The traffic was n't bad, not my way, westbound was like a car commons but I went well until past the M25 where it got a bit sticky.

I got round her place around ten to seven, an old fashioned town theater with a few steps up to the nominal head door and a few down to the basement, probably 1880 ish, bathe stone faced to first floor level then yield, a red brick structure basically thrown up on the cheap.

'' You 're too soon, '' she said censoriously as she opened the front door.

'' We aim to delight, '' I quipped.

'' Well improve your aim, '' she said as she stepped back to allow me into the hall. She looked belatedly 30 acted like XC, snotty bitch.

The kitchen door opened, `` mistress, '' a girl 's voice trilled.

'' Not now kitten, '' the cleaning lady insisted.

'' But Mistress, I have to be, oops ! '' she said.

I stared, she was wearing a housemaid outfit about four size too small, her tit swelled over the top and it barely reached below her navel which must take in been chilly as she was n't wearing any knickers.

'' Sorry schoolma'am. '' she said.

'' Well close the door, and put your eyeballs back in, they 're on stalks ! '' the 'Mistress .'insisted, `` You simply ca n't get the staff. ``

'' But ! '' I said stupidly.

'' Oh ignite up and smell the coffee, '' she insisted, `` Really the diminished mindedness of the typical Brits worker never fails to astonish me. ``

'' None of my business Madam. '' I agreed, `` Or is that Mistress. ``

'' Do n't push it. '' she said as she locked the remote door behind me, `` But we are not here to talk over my sexual preferences, nor yours for that subject. ``

She led me through to the lounge, strangely the flooring was as I left it, sealed knife and groove stripped true pine, it looked fine.

'' What 's the problem ? '' I asked as I noticed a strong smell of disinfectant.

'' It leaks, '' she said, `` It is staining the cellar ceiling. ``

'' What leaks ? '' I asked.

'' The trading floor, '' she said, `` leakage, you were instructed to seal it. ``

'' Not against water leaks, '' I explained, `` But the occasional spillage should be fine. ``

'' That is not what we agreed, '' she insisted.

'' I suppose I could give it another coating, '' I offered, `` Why does it smell of disinfectant ? ``

'' You had better see the basement, '' she said, and she swept past me and led me down the stair from the broad modern kitchen to the old cramped kitchen below and through to the store elbow room formerly servants hall beneath the lounge.

The ceiling was stained brown.

'' Crikey, that 's not urine, '' I said, and I rubbed my finger against the low ceiling and tasted it, `` That 's, yuck, where does the plumbing go. ``

'' Can you seal it ? '' she asked.

'' No, this is the foul drainage, zilch to do with me, '' I said.

'' You said cachet, get along upstairs again Mr Allington, '' she said, `` Let me evidence. ``

She went back to the lounge, `` Pippa ! '' she said, `` Show our client the problem. ``

'' Mistress ? '' she queried, `` But he 's a man schoolmistress ? ``

'' Very nearly Pippa, '' she said, `` But show him how you show contrition. ``

'' I ca n't madam. '' she said firmly.

'' I 'll get the cat in a instant, '' the 'Mistress ,'threatened.

My mind boggled, she had done her best but her mamilla still bulged from her top and at to the lowest degree the hind end couple of in of her pussy were clearly displayed below the hem of her skirt.

'' No please Mistress, '' she pleaded.

'' So do it you dullard tike, '' she insisted.

I had no idea what was about to pass off when quite improbably she squatted down and started to do a wee on the down floor.

'' Bleedin'Hell ! '' I swore, `` No infernal wonder it wetting and reek, have n't you ever learn of privy, Lowell Jackson Thomas pot, Armitage ware and all that ? ''

'' And in your small tending world have you no knowledge of piddle sports ? '' she asked.

'' Certainly have, '' I said, `` Surfing at Newquay, Jet Skis, water skiing, but not pissing on the livelihood room floor. ``

'' And it had no impression on you at all ? '' she asked.

'' No, '' I lied for my old man had come to life history quite painfully if I was honest, stuck down my trouser leg when he needed some space,

'' seed Mr Allingon, '' she said, `` You have an erection which would n't disgrace a full moon arise rabbit. ``

'' Hey ? '' I queried, `` What do you entail Rabbit ? ``

'' Precisely, '' she explained, `` I am afraid I much prefer a nice inflexible forearm to the transitory stiffness of the male member, have I shocked you Mr Allington ? ``

She certainly had, `` No, '' I lied, `` Well pissing on the floor is a bit of a gob thunder if I 'm reliable. ``

'' She 's very, dear to me, so I keep her on a shortsighted rein, '' the 'Mistress'explained, `` She has a delightfully bantam clenched fist. ``

Pippa was smiling coyly at me, `` But she does like cock, '' the Mistress said sadly.

'' What exactly as this to do with sealing storey ? '' I asked.

'' Your erection Danton True Young man, '' she explained, `` I fear you have designs on my comrade. ``

'' Of class I got a backbreaking on ! '' I said, `` Who would n't ? ``

'' 90 seven percentage of the adult population, '' she replied, `` Watersports is a minority fetich Mr Allington. ``

'' Right, '' I agreed, `` Well given the pick I would favour the old St. Thomas crapper urinal to the living way trading floor any day. ``

'' But, given the choice of her mouth, my backtalk, in my tomentum, in her hair, Mr Allington ? '' she asked.

'' I, I never gave it a thought, '' I admitted.

'' The exemption to go when the mood takes you, '' she queried.

'' They used to keep sleeping room pots under the bed when my idealistic dad was a boy, '' I agreed.

'' Not quite my point Mr Allington, '' she conceded, `` But you did n't answer, does n't the thought process of your urine arcing through the air to soak my attire, my brassiere, my titty, does that not turn on you ? ``

'' I, '' I said.

'' Your backtalk are silent yet your cock speaks volumes, '' she said delightedly.

'' You do n't like cocks, '' I reminded her.

'' No, but Pippa does, '' she admitted, `` poor girlfriend she is so delicious yet I can not quite reciprocate, I am not hardhearted Mr Allington, but neither am I stupid, which is why I keep Pippa on a light leash, from her revealing clothing to. ``

'' She 's a prisoner ? '' I asked.

'' To all intents and intention, '' she conceded, `` I treat her like a dog. ``

'' Excuse me ? '' I said.

'' I take her for walk in the park, '' she said, `` Have I shocked you, after dark you understand, with the after part easy lay. ``

'' Right ? '' I said.

'' She is not allowed to use the bathroom, ever, she just mops up afterwards, '' she explained, `` Like a dog, a kick. ``

'' And that turns you on ? '' I asked incredulously.

'' Absolutely, and I see I am not alone ! '' she laughed.

I had my hand down my denim, my cock was twisted up with my underpants and it was agony.

'' Mr Allington ! '' she said, `` Please ! ``

'' Look, it 's not what it looks like, '' I said.

'' Masturbating, '' she said, `` Is a rather individualist natural process not readily mistaken for any other. ''

'' I 'm just uncomfortable that 's all, '' I protested.

'' Which is clearly why you are masturbating, '' she declared.

'' smell, '' I said, `` You need coats and coating of varnish, racing yacht varnish or something seriously waterproof, '' I explained, `` Not just sealing, you should stimulate explained what you had in mind when you had the home done, I just subbed on the floors. ``

'' Subbed ? '' she said, `` You are hardly a sub Mr Allington. ``

'' Sub contract, strictly Harrisons are liable, '' I explained.

'' No, I paid you directly Mr Allington, '' she explained.

'' That was just a technicality, '' I explained.

'' Which never the LE makes you nonresistant. '' she pointed out.

'' So. I 'll do the sealing again, '' I said.

'' Which you admit will not cure the problem ? '' she said.

'' No it needs proper waterproofing, '' I told her.

'' How a lot ? '' she asked.

'' Maybe ten coats, '' I said, `` twenty four minute to dry between, its ridiculous ! ``

'' I 'll pay for materials, '' she said.

'' Great, '' I said, `` There 's travelling and. ''

'' I 'll pay for gasoline, '' she said.

'' No way, '' I insisted.

'' Think about pissing in Pippa 's oral fissure, '' she said, `` Or mine. ``

'' What ? '' I demanded.

'' I think you understand exactly what I am offering. ``

I stared, you know, a stuck up, amphetamine middle socio-economic class bitch, who would n't want to micturate in her face ? but Pippa, well, to be honest I just wanted to ram my straining cock deep in her sweet garden pink pussy.

'' I do n't know, '' I said, `` It will be a lot of work. ``

'' And a lot of fun, '' she added, `` And Pippa has n't had any dick for ages have you sweetie ? ``

'' No schoolmistress, '' Pippa agreed.

'' And you do like stopcock do n't you ? '' the 'Mistress'asked.

'' I like you fingers and my flirt Mistress, '' Pippa replied.

'' But she prefers cock, '' the 'Mistress'confirmed, `` I too have a voiced spot for it but as I mentioned a rigid forearm beats a flexible cock on every single level.

'' If we do this, like we need the entirely elbow room bare, no furniture, it will be about a week after the last coating before you can risk using it again, twelve hours before you dare even walk on it. ``

'' Oh, '' she said, `` I see. ``

'' But why do n't you have a wet room in the basement, tile the story like a shower, tile the walls a bit too, not white but maybe slate grey or something, then you can make for there, '' I suggested.

'' Yes, why not indeed, as a temporary measure and for those awful wet nights, '' she enthused, `` How much ? ``

I did a bit of mental, `` Well to make a job we really want to look at out the existing, stick in a membrane. ``

'' How much ? '' she demanded. I gave her a bollock car park, `` Really ? and how long ? ``

'' Two days, then you 'll ask a plumber to do the shower heads or sprinklers, '' I suggested.

'' When can you start. '' she asked.

'' Monday week if I can get the roofing tile, if you 're not fussed vividness Stephen Samuel Wise it should be easy enough. ''

'' Excellent, '' she agreed, `` e-mail me the net quote and I am sure we have a deal. Can I get you a Methedrine of something before you go ? '' she asked.

I looked longingly at Pippa as she gently fingered her exposed snatch while she looked longingly at the bulge in my blue jean.

'' No, thanks, breathaliser and all that, '' I said apologetically.

'' Good, then I 'll see you out, thank you. '' she said.

'' Good, yes, '' I said as I stood up, `` Goodbye Pippa, nice to see you, '' I said and she blushed ruby, it was n't what I meant so I expect I blushed as well.

I went through the hallway and the 'Mistress'showed me out through the figurehead threshold, `` The Tradesman 's entryway is down the steps to the right, '' she explained, `` good-by Mr Allington. '' the 'Mistress'said as I went outside.

'' thoroughly night, '' I said, I nearly said 'Mistress ,'but I did n't and I went back to the Transit with a big smile on my face, I just turned a charge into two twenty-four hours paid work.

Now that 's a answer,

Oh you wanted to pick up about the other stuff and nonsense, now hang on, I 'm a builder not a bloody pervert !

To be continued
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