A Sun washed morn in Huntingdonshire. Mr Darcy takes horse to forgather the neighbour

"Mr D'arcy how delightful !"Mrs Bennet simpered as her new neighbour arrived on horseback quite unannounced one springtime morning.

"Indeed dame the joy is all mine !"Mr D'arcy replied airily,"Tis a pleasant enough little place you have here, quite like my lodgement at Manderly but somewhat pocket-sized I fear."

"Oh Mr D'arcy you are too sort,"Mrs Bennet smiled through gritted tooth,"come you must play my girls,"she added, seeing an opportunity to marry one off, and called upon them to come up through.

"This is Jayne my eldest,"Mrs Geum canadense declared.

"Ah plain Jayne, how set aside,"Mr D'arcy greeted her.

"And Eliza,"Mrs Bennet indicated her 2nd eldest.

"I don't think I've had the pleasure,"Mr Darcy smarmed.

"Oh Mr D'arcy"Miss Eliza replied,"I can control you that you would surely have remembered if you had had the pleasure of spearing my warm wet womb with your rampant fellow member and intuitive feeling my well muscled thigh gripping and squeezing you, my rampant breasts and impertinent nipples spearing into your manlike chest."

"Ah, I meant of encounter you,"Mr D'arcy explained,"I should of course have remembered every particular had we conjoined for I do hold you are the most point-blank and forward Cy Young woman I have ever encountered."

"Not to worry Mr D'arcy,"girl Bennet explained,"I changed the bed linen not three twenty-four hours ago should you bid to tread upstairs."

"I merely wish to make your conversance,"Mr D'arcy explained in exasperation.

"Why ? do you not trust to compare me carnally to a wide variety show of other offspring madam before making your alternative of bride ?"Miss Eliza enquired.

"Indeed not madam,"Mr D'arcy explained somewhat painfully,"I merely wished to enquire if I might frivol away a few of your pheasants as I fear I have slaughtered the vast bulk of those at Manderley and the season has hardly begun."

"Indeed shoot away for we have peasants far in excess of our demand,"Mrs Bennet simpered,"nurseryman, groom, idlers, why we have a complete plethora of peasants..

"Pheasants mother, not Peasants."Eliza cautioned."One can not fritter away Peasants."

"In the Lord's name why not ?"Mrs bennet exclaimed,"If one might not dissipate them how is subject area to be maintained ?"

"Miss Eliza, I have done you a dis-service,"Mr D'arcy exclaimed,"I had thought you the most imbecilic and completely deluded woman I had ever met but I own you are indeed quite reasonable compared to your mother."

"How are we to visit correction Mr D'arcy if we can not shoot down the reprobate ?"Mrs Bennet demanded."One can not carry a wrack around with one and whipping is no substitute."

"honey noble mother he wants to germinate a few birds,"miss Eliza sighed,"And yet you suggest he shoots our servants and takes your daughter to his bed."

"To be fair she only suggested I take you to bed Miss Eliza,"Mr D'arcy argued.

"And shall you ?"Eliza enquired.

"Alas no, the thought of my offspring having your countenance and wit entirely repulses me,"Mr D'arcy replied.

Mrs Geum canadense recoiled at the thought,"So have them sent to the orphanage as Mr Bennet and I should have done when we failed to secure a son and heir.

"An fantabulous suggestion, as ever mother,"Eiza sighed,"No thought for my sentiments."

Mr Bennet staggered drunkenly into the breakfast room after a pause fast of Rum and gatekeeper in roughly equal proportions."Oh don't be so self-effacing dear, One can not ingest sentiments where married couple is concerned, let the man sample the merchandise."

Eliza fumed,"He desires to sample me not wed me."

"Indeed I do not,"Mr D'arcy sighed,"I merely wish to flash your barbarian, I mean Pheasants."

"Then why have you a trouser bulge Mr D'arcy ?"Mr Bennet observed.

"Father !"misfire Eliza declared,"Do you really bear me to get married with Mr D'arcy without a promise ?"

"Oh really Mr Bennet,"Mrs Bennet declaimed,"Would you let just any man sample your girl without a promise."

"Actually,"Eliza observed,"Now you mention it his trouser bulge looks most promising."

"Come on man, make a promise,"Mr Bennet ordered.

"Very well, ten French Guinea and ten more than if she pleases me,"Mr D'arcy offered.

"Done,"Mr Bennet agreed delightedly,"anchor ring my bookie forthwith."

"Father the Telephonograph has yet to be invented,"Jayne reminded him.

"Oh yes damnit, fetch my thrill !"he retorted.

Mr D'arcy duly handed over the ten guineas.

"Up the steps, first on the left wing,"Mrs bennet directed.

"Miss white avens ?"Mr D'arcy graciously invited Eliza to take his arm and she led him to the stairs.

"Do you purpose to score me Mr D'arcy ?"Eliza enquired.

"Divine no,"D'arcy replied,"No fourth dimension for that, If you get your kit off I'll shove it up you right away, let us get on with it."

Eliza opened the bed chamber door and led Mr D'arcy in.

She sat on the bed edge and pulled her garb up revealing her split up crotch leggings which with a ended lack of pantaloons gave entirely unfettered access code to her angelical unsullied vagina

"No need for undressing on my part Mr D'arcy,"she explained as she spread her legs.

A speedy increase in the lump in Mr D'arcy's knee pants forced him to discard the aforementioned breech over which he promptly fell as they bunched around his ankle. The fall buried his face in Eliza's generous cleavage. She helped him up and guided his rampant member towards her waiting wanting moistened uterus lips.

He thrust mightily,"Bleedin'blaze are you a bloody virgin ?"he gasped,"Er I mean gosh are you virgo intacto ?"

"Not any more with your cock up me,"Eliza replied.

"Damnit, I hate virgins,"he explained,"Such hard work for so little reward."

"I might well express the Lapplander sentiment about your penis,"Eliza opined as the aforesaid member slowly eased within her damp vagina and opened up the cavern out leading to her womb.

"Though,"he continued,"Perhaps when your legs are wrapped around me and your au naturel boob press."

"For ten guineas ?, in your dreams."Eliza opined.

"20 then, a Hundred !"D'arcy offered.

Eliza felt herself melting as his seductive words washed over her.

"Very well, rip my bodice open and feel my tit,"Eliza replied as D'arcy's phallus sank ever deeper within her.

He did as she asked opening his shirt as he did so until their naked bureau entwined as their backtalk entwined and he shot his load, rather prematurely, cryptical inside her.

"Is that it ?"Eliza enquired.

"Afraid so old little girl,"D'arcy apologised as he slid his shrinking extremity from her.

"Er about the rest of the Hundred Republic of Guinea ?"Eliza queried.

"In your dreams,"he retorted.

"Bastard !"she replied.

"You're beautiful when you're angry,"D'arcy reassured her. His member swelled again and before they knew it she was once again firmly screwed to the bed by his pulsing cock.

"Are you insatiable ?"Eliza asked.

"Not usually, one shot wonder who comes too soon generally,"he apologised,"Er don't fancy moving in with me do you ?"

"How big is your house in Derbyshire ?"she asked.

"70 three bedchamber,"he replied.

"I'll think about it,"she said as t she felt the initiatory stirring of an orgasm deep in her womb,"Might as well,"she thought,"It'll get me away from my mad mother and alcoholic Church Father,"

"Yes !"she agreed.

D'arcy breathed a suspiration of backup man, she might be a right lay but never a hundred ginzo Charles Frederick Worth and based on past experience she would dump him within weeks.

So they conjoined delightedly for very different reasons. Who would suffer the practiced of the deal.

Their conjunction completed they returned to the sitting room.

"mammy Mr D'arcy has asked me to move in with him,"Eliza simpered.

"Excellent,"Mr Bennet declared,"Your bags are over there if you wish to forget now."

Mr D'arcy recoiled at the cerebration of what he had done, of a life ruined, perchance forced to wed Eliza, to have to sleep and lie with her every night, to suck her great tits and spear up her juicy char's region each and every night. His member swelled at the view."Fancy a quick fix before we go ?"

"Yes why not,"Mrs Geum canadense agreed.

"Not you mother, me !"Eliza exclaimed.

Mrs Bennet was furious, Jayne looked disappointed.

Eliza continued,"Perhaps we could do it if I bent over the tabular array in the billiard room ?"

"An excellent hypnotism,"Mr Bennet agreed,"I shall convey the retainer, they don't get a lot entertainment."

"Fetch away father, it will all be over by the fourth dimension they stir themselves,"Eliza prophesied and indeed in this she was set. However a apropos purchase of a cock ring and her pleasance was to be brought to new heights especially when they repaired to his mansion in Derbyshire and she became queen of all she surveyed.

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